Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

"It's such a fun thing, you didn't take me with you, we're still good friends!" As usual, he went out for a walk in the morning, Lu Jiu told Qin Yue about Jiang Yingzheng and the holy angel last night, and the young master immediately stopped happy.

"Then Ding Thirty called me urgently, and I didn't have time to call you!" Lu Jiu said helplessly.

"Humph!" Qin Yue turned his head, "You even had time to call third uncle, why didn't you have time to call me!"

The little panda was so stupid that he didn't see it. They slept together for two nights, so there was no time to call!

"I originally thought that Jiang Ying was the character of a tyrannical dragon and proud of the sky, but I didn't expect him to be the seed of infatuation," Qin Yue sighed, "I will never have any prejudice against homosexuals. There is Xu Shumo in the front and Jiang Yingzheng in the back. Sure enough, he is a man." True love is with a man."

Lu Jiu agreed, nodding heavily: "That's natural."

"Qinyue Qinyue, over here, pass it to me!" The soccer field was in full swing, and Lu Jiu sat cross-legged on the fence as usual, watching Qinyue play with his chin in one hand.

The girl named Xu Yingying still came here to collect the drink bottles, thin sweat dripping from her forehead, Lu Jiu handed her a bottle of drink and smiled at her friendly.

After getting along for a few days, Xu Yingying also understood that Lu Jiu seemed to regard her as a family member and was very friendly to her, but that was all. The gentle smile of the young man had a hint of intimacy, but it was definitely not an ambiguous emotion.

She took the drink with a smile and thanked her. Lu Jiu shook his head, as if he was a little happy, he moved to the side, and made an empty seat for Xu Yingying to let her sit too.

Qin Yue was vying for the football with others, the two of them came and went and refused to give in to each other, the boy suddenly took advantage of Qin Yue's unpreparedness and bent his elbow on Qin Yue's ribs, Qin Yue instinctively covered his chest, and the ball fell was robbed.Qin Yue was furious and chased after him, and soon shoveled the ball back. Football is a sport that is particularly prone to friction. After a while, led by Qin Yue and the boy, the two teams of teenagers were pushing each other.

Lu Jiu found it interesting and enjoyed watching it with great interest. Xu Yingying couldn't help asking curiously: "Your friend is fighting with someone, why don't you help?"

Lu Jiu replied nonchalantly: "Qin Yue has no bloodshed today, don't be afraid."

Xu Yingying: "..."

In a blink of an eye, Qin Yue pushed others to the ground, and returned the elbow he had just suffered.

Xu Yingying couldn't help but said: "He beat someone else up, why don't you persuade him?"

Lu Jiu didn't care anymore: "That man has suffered a bloody disaster today. If Qin Yue doesn't beat him, he will be injured. Why don't we just beat Qin Yue, maybe it will be lighter."

Xu Yingying: "..."

Before that, Xu Yingying thought that Lu Jiu was a little prince in a fairy tale, beautiful and pure, but after that, she suddenly realized how reasonable what the ancients said: people should not be judged by their appearance, Lu Jiu is indeed a little prince , but a little prince of the dark department!

There are not many people in this university who know about Qinyue's family, so the fight between the two teenagers was very serious, with almost no adulteration.Qin Yue knows kung fu, and he gained the upper hand in a short while, and he didn't use any ruthless hands, and stopped when he beat people down.

The ball game couldn't go on anymore, Qin Yue was sweating all over, took off his jersey and wiped his sweat while walking towards Lu Jiu, when the boy who was beaten suddenly yelled behind him: "Qin Yue, you shameless Homosexual! Is it disgusting to take Mr. Rabbit to school!"

Originally, due to the fight between the two teams, the side of the court was crowded with people, and the boy shouted at the top of his voice, almost everyone on the side of the court heard it.It's actually quite common for boys to fight on the court. No one would take it to heart when they were fighting to calm down. Qin Yue had never made enemies with anyone because of this before, but this time he stopped, Looking at the boy with icy eyes, his hair stood up straight, declaring that Lord Qin had reached the peak of his anger at this moment.

Lu Jiu turned around and asked Xu Yingying: "What is Master Rabbit?" He thought for a while, raised the little panda in his hand, and continued to ask Xu Yingying, "Do you mean him or me?"

It was either the little panda or him who was brought to the school by Qin Yue. I don't know which one is Master Rabbit.

Xu Yingying looked at Lu Jiu with complicated eyes, and explained euphemistically, "That's...he meant that Master Rabbit meant...boyfriend..."

Suddenly, Lu Jiu lowered his head and said to the little panda, "I was talking about you, but what's so disgusting about taking you to school? They don't eat their bamboo."

Xu Yingying felt that she had never been so speechless before.

Over there, Qin Yue had rushed back like a small cannonball, and kicked the boy who had just got up and was still standing still. In the blink of an eye, twenty or so boys wrestled into a ball again.

Xu Yingying sat on the side, Bai Luo didn't dare to speak, but he struggled desperately in Lu Jiu's hands, Lu Jiu understood, Bai Luo wanted to go in and get involved, but there were too many people here, a little doll suddenly exposed If there is a fight, there must be another commotion.He held Bai Luo tightly with both hands, turned his back to Xu Yingying and whispered, "Qin Yue can win."

Bai Luo roared softly: "I'm going to beat him up!"

"No way," Lu Jiu, the Buddhist Taoist master, comforted, "There are a lot of people here, and the third brother said that we should try not to expose it in front of people..."

"He scolded us! He even scolded Third Brother for what he said!" Didn't even Qin Zhao scold Lu Jiu for being the son of a rabbit?

As soon as Lu Jiu heard this, he rolled up his sleeves and walked to the side of the court.

Over there, Qin Yue was in the middle of a fight, and he punched him and asked, "Who are you calling a rabbit master!"

At first, the boy was still stubborn, and after being punched, he replied, "Just that little boy you brought!"

Later, the sound gradually disappeared, and finally he could only hold his head. He was about to beg for mercy, when suddenly a slender and slender hand rested on Qin Yue's back and pulled him away.

"Lulu," Qin Yue said while wiping the sweat off his face, "Why are you here, I'll take care of this bastard!"

"He scolded my third brother, I have to deal with it myself." Lu Jiu said coldly.

Nani?Qin Yue looked at Lu Jiu blankly, when did he scold Third Uncle?

The boy's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and the skin on the corner of his mouth was torn. Lu Jiu took a closer look and sighed in disappointment. Since he had already dealt with the bloody disaster, it would be difficult for him to do anything else.

So, when the boy was supported by two other teammates to stand up, Lu Jiu said: "Chen Chong, born on *month*day, 199*, was born in Kyoto City and grew up in Luohe Village, Yin County. The watermelon in the field was bitten by a dog, and the tooth marks on the ankles are still there. At the age of 12, he was sent to the juvenile detention center for arguing with crowds..." Lu Jiu frowned suddenly, and said the last sentence very lightly, only Chen Chong People can hear, "You still have a life on your body?!"

Chen Chong's face, which was originally flushed because of the fight, suddenly turned pale, as if he had seen a ghost, and pointed at Lu Jiu with a trembling hand: "You, you... who are you?"

Lu Jiu originally thought that since this person scolded the third brother, he would have to find a way to scold him back, but he was shocked when he saw this person's fate, at the age of eighteen or nineteen, someone was actually alive, and after a closer look, It was actually two newly formed fetuses, squatting on his shoulders, one on the left and the other on the right, grinning and showing their teeth and claws.Lu Jiu understood a little at the moment, and her eyes turned to disgust when she looked at this person.

From this point of view, the bloody disaster of this man should not be on Qin Yue's body, I'm afraid there is still big trouble waiting for him.At that moment, Lu Jiu turned around, not wanting to argue with this kind of person anymore.

But Chen Chong refused to let him go. He stretched out his hand to grab Lu Jiu, but it was in vain, but Lu Jiu's figure did not move at all. He stared at his hands for a while in surprise, and looked at Lu Jiu with incomparable Angry and terrified: "Who are you? Who sent you here? What is your purpose in investigating me!"

Although the other students didn't hear Lu Jiu's last sentence, they were surprised enough to hear only the first few sentences. Especially when they heard that Chen Chong had been in the juvenile detention center, many people moved away from him.

Lu Jiu looked at him coldly and said nothing.

"You disgusting rabbit, don't fucking pretend to--"

Qin Yue was so angry that he kicked over again: "You. Mom's mouth can't be washed clean, right! If you dare to say something rude, I will abolish you today!"

Lu Jiu wrinkled his nose, feeling a little disgusted: "This man will have his own evil, so don't bother with him."

Qin Yue understood Lu Jiu's meaning as soon as he heard it, and couldn't help gloating: "Okay, I will wait to see how he crawls to beg you!"

Lu Jiu curled her lips, wanting to say something to help her.

Seeing the two of them talking to themselves, the onlookers all showed weird expressions. At this moment, Chen Chong jumped up and shouted, "Stop pretending to be a ghost! Is Qin Yue you? Are you looking for someone to check on me?"

Some students couldn't see it: "You should say a few words less, it is obvious that you beat him first and then cursed, and he just retaliated with an eye."

"That's right, I'm clearly a good friend, but if I insist that I'm a rabbit master, which eye can see that my relationship is not normal!"

"Dirty kicking and dirty mouth, didn't you ask for the beating..."

Some people also persuaded in a low voice: "I advise you not to provoke Qin Yue, I heard that their family is very powerful..."

Even Chen Chong's own teammates were silent.

Chen Chong blushed and clenched his fists. His chest was heaving violently. He was obviously very angry. He looked around and saw that the football was at his feet. At this moment, Lu Jiu and Qin Yue were turning around. Go, Shuangshuang was about to leave, he kicked it suddenly, and the football flew straight towards the back of Lu Jiu's head.

"Be careful!" Some students exclaimed, Chen Chong used all his strength, and hitting the back of his head was no joke.

However, to everyone's surprise, just before the football hit the back of Lu Jiu's head, it suddenly spun, flew straight back, and slammed into Chen Chong's forehead at an even faster speed. Chen Chong yelled He took a few steps back with a sound, and finally sat down on the ground, covering his forehead with his hands and yelling "Aww".

The football came and went for only a few seconds, but its trajectory completely deviated from physics. This fantastic scene stunned all the onlookers. Lu Jiu didn't even turn his head, but Qin Yue turned around and threw it to Chen Chong contemptuously With a look of "you shit", he pulled Lu Jiu away.

Xu Yingying came over and asked worriedly, "Are you all okay?"

"What can we do? As long as I fight with 'people', I have never lost!" Qin Yue said proudly, taking the little panda and weighing it in his palm a few times, "Right, Luo Luo!"

At this time, a middle-aged woman hurriedly walked over not far away, and couldn't help but grab Xu Yingying's hair, who was facing her back. Xu Yingying screamed and turned around quickly. Lu Jiu narrowed her eyes. What took a bite and hurriedly threw away her hand, and then saw a red and swollen bump on the back of her hand.

She lowered her head and looked around on the ground, but she didn't see any insects and ants. She spat angrily, put her hands on her hips, stared at Xu Yingying fiercely, and opened her mouth to curse: "Damn girl, I've been looking for you for a long time. Come here to be lazy! The corridor is full of sewage and you want to get my money deducted!"

Xu Yingying clutched her scalp aggrievedly, and whispered: "Mom, I'm not lazy, I'm here to collect the trash can."

Qin Yue was about to get angry at first, but when Xu Yingying yelled "Mom", he didn't know what to say.They are mothers and daughters, and it's hard for me to manage other people's affairs as an outsider.

"Hurry up and follow me!" The middle-aged woman dragged Xu Yingying forward with one hand and kept scolding her, "If you don't work hard and seduce the children of rich families, why do you want to marry into a wealthy family! Don't take care of it!" Mirror, you, a cleaner who didn't finish high school, are you worthy of being a college student..." His words were so ugly that a mother couldn't speak them.

Lu Jiu stared at the backs of the mother and daughter leaving without saying a word, but Qin Yue became more and more annoyed as he listened: "Where are there so many top quality products here, you can die if you speak well! What the hell...I rely on me This bad temper! Lulu... Lulu?"

"Ah," Lu Jiu regained consciousness, although he couldn't see Hu Liu's fate, but this middle-aged woman was not Hu Liu's mother, Lu Jiu thought, should I tell Hu Liu about it?Where is her real relative?

"What are you thinking? So preoccupied?" Qin Yue muttered, "I know if you don't tell me, do you really want to help Xu Yingying, she is about the same age as us, hey, why don't we sponsor her to study, so It's too hard for a young girl to be a cleaner all day long, why is her mother so cruel..."

Lu Jiu shook her head: "Not yet."

"Then when will it be?"

"Wait for the opportunity."

After they left the school gate, Qin Yue drove into the car.

The two drove to the vicinity of Fanshan Temple, found a place to park the car, and then walked to Wang Chuanfeng's booth.Wang Chuanfeng recently went on a blind date, so he asked Lu Jiu to come out to help him see a picture. It was the first time he made such a request after knowing Lu Jiu for so long.

It was only three o'clock in the afternoon, which was a good time for outings, and the outside of Fanshan Temple was very lively.Lu Jiu and Qin Yue saw a group of people gathered together from a distance, and could not help but squeeze in curiously, and saw that it was an antique stall.

A simple piece of cloth was spread on the ground, and the cloth was divided into two parts. On one half were various copper coins, porcelain bowls, and rusty metal statues, and on the other half were various scrolls, which were also dusty. layer, making it really look like it was pulled out of the ground.Qin Yue is a little strange. There is a special antique market in Kyoto, and those who like antiques usually go there to buy it. How can a small stall be so lively and crowded with people.

Qin Yue quietly scratched Lu Jiu's arm: "Lu Lu, are these antiques real?"

Lu Jiu shook his head: "I don't know, I only know things from 4000 years ago."

Qin Yue: "..."

A person next to him saw Qin Yue's curiosity, so he explained: "We don't know if the things in this stall are worth anything, we're here to see the boss do tricks!"

"A trick?" Qin Yue became interested as soon as he heard it.

"The boss here usually doesn't guard the stall when he leaves the stall. He doesn't charge money for the things here. Did you see that there are two tanks there, one for rice and the other for oil. If you like something, you go to the one not far away. The grain and oil store buys a corresponding amount of rice and oil and pours them into the vat by yourself. Do you see that cloth mouse? It’s just that big cloth mouse.” The man pointed to a big gray cloth mouse half a person’s height standing in the middle of the two vats. “Who is there? If the amount of throwing is not enough, the cloth mouse will pounce on him and bite him, and will not let him go, it will not hurt at all, it is very fun!"

Qin Yue picked up a small broken porcelain bowl on the ground, and saw that the bottom of the bowl was indeed white. The shape of a grain of rice was drawn with chalk and a crooked number 20 was written on it. The person next to him explained; "This means buying twenty catties of rice , if you draw a water drop shape, then you can pour [-] catties of oil into that jar and you can take this porcelain bowl away!"

"Then what if I take it without paying?" Qin Yue asked.

"Young man, give it a try." The man said with a smile.

Qin Yue was about to leave with the bowl in his hand, only to see the big cloth mouse pounce on him with lightning speed. Seeing that Qin Yue was about to be thrown to the ground, the little panda doll in Lu Jiu's hand suddenly fell to the ground. He rushed out and knocked the big cloth mouse away, and Lu Jiu also pulled Qin Yue behind him.

"Good!" The onlookers burst into applause!

The big cloth mouse turned around in a circle and aimed at the little panda. It took a few steps back and made a run-up posture, and then the big mouse and the little panda collided hard, and the little panda didn't move at all. The big mouse rolled away.

Qin Yue was the one who applauded the most. After being knocked into the air, the big cloth mouse wobbled around anxiously, not wanting to let Qin Yue go, but also afraid of the little panda.

There was a lot of discussion among the crowd:

"What kind of operation is this? Two dolls can also fight?"

"Are both dolls wound up?"

"Maybe they've all grown up!"

"Hahahaha, is this an animal or cotton..."

At this time, a shrill voice sounded from outside the crowd: "Who bullied my little mouse?"

The crowd parted, and a middle-aged man walked in. Everyone laughed when they saw him.Without him, this man really looks too much like a mouse, with a pointed chin and small eyes, a gray cloth coat, and a few strands of gray and white long beard. The look of the mouse-eyed look is too pleasant to look at.

Lu Jiu's eyes lit up, she stood aside and looked at this person quietly.

Qin Yue chuckled, and put the bowl back to its original place: "I see this cloth mouse is cute, just kidding, boss, your doll is very interesting, would you like to sell it to me?"

The boss looked Qin Yue up and down with a pair of slender eyes, and then looked at the panda doll in his arms. His pupils shrank and his eyes shone brightly.

"It's my honor that you like this little doll, but I think your doll is also very interesting, why don't we exchange it?" The boss stroked his beard, and his eyebrows and eyes were huddled together with a smile.

The smile on Qin Yue's face disappeared suddenly, and was replaced by a cold expression, daring to hit the little panda's idea, this is Qin Yue's rebellious scale.He put the little panda in his pocket, said coldly, "Forget it", turned around and left.

The middle-aged man didn't stop him, he stroked his beard and smiled more and more enigmatically as he looked at Qin Yue's leaving back.

"Lu Lu, did that person see Bai Luo's identity?" Qin Yue asked in a low voice after leaving the crowd.

"He only has a few hundred years of practice, so he may not be able to see Luo Ge's original body. I guess he thinks Luo Ge is a spiritual pet," Lu Jiu said while leading Qin Yue to a dense forest behind Fanshan Temple. "Strange, Ding Sa and Taibai Jinxing both told me that the aura in the human world is thin, and it has been a long time since no monster can cultivate a human form. This little mink can actually take form?"

"Sable?" Qin Yue was taken aback, "You said that person just now was a rat demon?"

"Yes, the way is not high, so we covet our pandas."

"No wonder, this looks too much like a mouse!"

Lu Jiu walked forward for a further distance, until there was no one around, then he turned around and shouted loudly into the air, "Come out!"

After a burst of "hehehehe" laughter, the ermine demon appeared. He clasped his fists slightly and said politely, "Could this little brother be a member of the Taoist sect, and actually know that I'm following?"

Qin Yue has seen a lot of ghosts, but this is the first time he has seen a monster in human form - Master Qin's filter automatically ignores Lu Jiu - he thought it was very novel for a while.

Lu Jiu didn't speak, just stared at him quietly.

The mouse demon smiled sarcastically: "Then my brother should also know my reason for coming? To be honest, I am very interested in your spiritual pet. You two may wish to make a condition. As long as I can do it, I will not refuse it." .”

"You're dreaming!" Qin Yue sneered, "What are you, I didn't snatch your cloth mouse, but you're trying to trick my panda!"

The mouse monster's eyes became fiercer: "I advise you two people who know the current affairs to be heroes. I am determined to win this spiritual pet." Although the mouse is naturally timid, he can see that the two people in front of him are mortals, and he doesn't know Where did they get the spiritual pet, it was a waste of money to give them, and the rat demon inevitably wanted to grab it.

"What a big tone, what do you want?" Qin Yue thrust his waist.

"I advise the two little brothers not to toast and not to eat fine wine. I am discussing with you in a friendly manner now, but if the two of you don't know how to flatter, then I will not be polite!" The mouse demon squinted his eyes and rubbed Gritting his teeth, he was already gearing up.

"Then you come." Lu Jiu said lightly.

Lu Jiu wanted to test the practice of the rat monster, and the moment he opened his mouth, he was provocative, and the two of them fought immediately. After a few tricks, he knew the truth in his heart. The 500-year practice of the rat monster is no less than the aura of the three worlds thousands of years ago The heyday!Immediately, he was no longer polite, and the magic whip flew out from his sleeve, binding the little demon tightly.

Only then did the rat demon know what kind of god he had offended. He didn't know Lu Jiu, and he couldn't see Lu Jiu's cultivation, but he recognized the magic whip!When he was a little mouse, he stole food every day in teahouses in the human world, and occasionally he could hear storytellers in the world about the legend of Jiang Ziya conferring the gods, the storyteller described the whipping of the gods, three feet six inches five It is very long, and the body of the 21-section whip is covered with rune seals, isn't it exactly the same as the one that binds him now!

"Xian...Xianjun," the mouse demon knelt tremblingly, his upper and lower teeth collided and rattled in fright, "the little demon has eyes but can't see Mount Tai, Xianjun, please forgive me..."

"Your practice is fairly upright, and you have never been killed. I am not asking you for trouble. I just ask you, where do you practice?" Lu Jiu asked.

"Ah?" The rat demon raised his head in a daze.

"To tell you the truth, I won't embarrass you."

The mouse demon replied honestly: "The little demon has practiced in Qilian Mountains for more than five hundred years. It took only a month to become a human and only a few days to come to the foot of the mountain. The fairy has clearly observed that the little demon has never harmed anyone. The antique calligraphy and painting It's all true. The ones I brought out from some old tombs are not fakes. I don't even dare to accept money from ordinary people. I only dare to exchange some rice oil. Xianjun, please don't kill me... ..”

Qilian Mountain, the top of the Tianshan Mountains, and the Sea of ​​Polar Continent are known as the world's two greatest mysteries that can never be solved.

Lu Jiu continued to ask: "Are there other demon cultivators on Qilian Mountain besides you?"

"The little demon only cultivates at the foot of the mountain. Before me, many demon cultivators have transformed into forms. I am considered late..."

"The spiritual energy in the human world is thin now, how can you easily transform into form?"

"Spiritual energy is thin?" The rat demon was stunned, and then suddenly said, "No wonder I came to the mortal world for a few days, and my breathing was extremely difficult, and I couldn't even make a bigu. So there is no spiritual energy in the human world? But the spiritual energy of Qilian Mountain It is very abundant, and there is a dragon god on the top of the mountain, so we can only wait under the dragon's aura..."

"Dragon God?" Lu Jiu was taken aback, "Have you seen that Dragon God?"

"The little demon doesn't have that honor, but the thousand-year-old demon has seen it. It is said that the dragon god can only take off once every 1000 years. Every time it takes off, the sky is full of red light, and the dragon's chant is endless for three days. At that time, Qilian Mountain's aura was at its peak. Demon cultivators Looking at the sun and worshiping the moon, you can practice a thousand miles in one day." The mouse demon looked forward to admiringly, salivating and laughing, "It is said that the last time the Dragon God awakens is in January, and the little demon will definitely go back when the time comes to join in the grand event of."

"After one month," Lu Jiu thought about everything, and then waved his hand, "Go, now that you have transformed into a human form, don't stick to your heart and don't want to harm others."

"Don't worry, Immortal Monarch, the little demon will definitely follow the rules and never dare to break the rules!" The rat demon nodded hurriedly, then kowtowed respectfully, and hurriedly slipped away.

"Lu Lu, just let him go like this?" Qin Yue looked at the back of the mouse demon who had fled away in an instant, a little dissatisfied, "He wants to snatch my panda, and I want to whip him twice!"

Lu Jiu blinked: "Then next time we meet again, let's do it again." Cooperating with Lu Jiu, he forgot about this.

With such a delay, when the two met with Wang Chuanfeng, he had already closed the stall.

Wang Chuanfeng's girlfriend was a teacher in a kindergarten. Qin Yue drove Lu Jiu and Wang Chuanfeng to pick them up together. Wang Chuanfeng praised his girlfriend all the way, and it was obvious that he was very satisfied with this marriage.

The car stopped on the street in front of the kindergarten, and the gate of the kindergarten was crowded by parents at the moment.Wang Chuanfeng then got out of the car and went over, while Qin Yue and Lu Jiu sat in the car and waited.

Qin Yue looked over there curiously: "This kindergarten is not big, how many children can there be, and why are there so many parents? It seems that they are still arguing?"

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