People with superpowers are not superheroes [Comprehensive + British and American]

Walking under the tree, Qi Mu looked up at the little animal that was clinging to the branch with its four paws and didn't dare to move...

She looked less than six months old.

Qi Mu visually measured the ratio of its front paws to the length of its body.

Seeing someone approaching, this soft little milk cat barked even harder.

"Meow meow meow!"

'Please meow, I don't know how to get down meow! '

"Since you can't get down, how did you get up?"

'As long as you climb up a little bit, you will come up meow... Meow meow? '

The little white cat blew up all of a sudden.

'Meow? !Why can this human being talk to me?Wait a minute, the sound came directly from your head? '

"Calm down, your mouth fetish is gone, this is a cute spot in Two-dimensional."

Although the Two-dimensional cat itself is a big killer... Maybe it is the same in the three-dimensional?

'Meow?Meow meow? '

"When I didn't say anything."

Did he say so?Not only humans, Saiki can hear the heart sounds of all thinking creatures, and of course he can use them to communicate, but some creatures with relatively small brains may not understand what he is saying.

——After seeing Superman, the above sentence should probably be preceded by "Only on Earth".

Another advantage of communicating with animals is that no mind control is required to make them ignore the unnaturalness of Saiki's voice being transmitted directly into his head-no one else can understand what they are saying anyway.

and many more!

Qi Mu suddenly remembered that there might really be people other than himself who could understand animals in this world.

It seems to be careful in the future, it is best not to talk casually with animals... But these can be discussed later.

'Anyway, Superman will definitely notice you when he comes back, and he will save you at that time, so I won't snatch his job, just wait here for him. '

'Don't meow!Good man, please help me meow! '

Qi Mu looked into its pitiful eyes.

... Well, at least this cat is quite polite, begging for help, unlike the one I met in Japan before... It's just an ordinary cat, and I thought I was a cat. Like the master of the earth.

Qi Mu took out his mobile phone and checked the news, and saw that Superman was still on the west coast for disaster relief 2 minutes ago.

If Superman didn't come back, he might spend hours lying miserably on a branch.

'Meow!Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...'

"Okay, okay, I understand, don't bark."

After confirming that there were no other people's heartbeats around, Qi Mu floated his feet off the ground, leaned half of his body into the canopy of the tree, pinched the back of the cat's neck, and lifted it up.

——Hey, the eyes are still of a different color.

Being carried away by him not very gently, the little white cat behaved obediently, without struggling, and meowed flatteringly at him.

uh, pretty cute

'It would be nice if all the animals in the world were so witty...'

Qi Mu was about to land, when a hand suddenly appeared from behind him and caught the cat.

!!!

Qi Mu's hair was instantly blown away by Qi Mu who was covering him from behind, and his free hand subconsciously hammered back.

"what?"

The person behind him only had time to ask a question before being sent flying.

"..."

Wait, what is this voice?

Qi Mu froze all over.

No, there was no need to listen to the sound - who else could appear behind him without being noticed by him, except Superman?

Qi Mu didn't even need to look back. In fact, when the person behind him was sent flying just now, he seemed to see a touch of red in the corner of his eye—it must have been Superman's red cape.

Of course it's Superman... Fortunately, it's Superman, if someone else receives his frightened fist, it's not just as simple as flying out, it's possible to be directly smashed into pieces.

So... what to do? !

Qi Mu resisted the urge to use teleport to escape directly - otherwise he would be regarded as a dangerous person, but he showed the power to knock Superman into the air!

The best choice is to show your innocence and guilt, and then show that you are just passing by innocently...

The problem is, Superman knows him!

In this case, facing Superman, wouldn't that be the same as exposing the fact that "Saiki Kusuo is a superhuman"?

After being frozen for two seconds, Qi Mu had an idea——

Quickly changed the glasses into a mask that covered the upper half of the face—including the eyes—only the mouth and a little bit of the chin were exposed, and then changed the two hairpin-like suppressors on the head into Something like an animal ear, covering the ear.

Thanks to this tree growing well enough, the lush canopy makes it impossible to see what he looks like from the outside.

——Almost forgot, there is also the logo on the chest of the T-shirt.

After finishing the changes in a hurry, Qi Mu made sure that there was nothing missing, took a deep breath, and then turned around and flew out of the covered area.

Superman had flown back, and he stopped at a distance, trying to be as kind as possible: "Calm down, boy, I mean no harm."

...well, the title came back to him, without Superman knowing who he was.

Qi Mu looked directly into Superman's eyes, making sure that he didn't discover his identity... "Sorry, I overreacted just now."

"It's nothing, I just appeared suddenly."

Superman didn't seem to care much, he lowered his height and gently put the kitten on the ground.

The little white cat turned its head and yelled at Qi Mu twice, and ran away quickly.

Qi Mu didn't bother to listen to what it was saying, because he found one thing... The logo on the front of his T-shirt changed in a hurry, and it turned out to be somewhat similar to the S on Superman's chest.

This is so embarrassing.

Fortunately, he was facing Superman. This gentle and considerate superhero didn't have any special reaction to this—of course, it may be that there are too many people who imitate him on weekdays. What's the idea? Instead, he seems to be paying more attention to Qi Mu's transformed ear-like suppressor. When his eyes look over, his expression is a little subtle.

...Is this considered as a secondary illness?

Qi Mu was a little unnatural, but he really didn't know that the two... on the top of his head, one on the left and one on the right... could become anything other than animal ears.

In the end, Superman didn't express any opinion on Qi Mu's strange shape. He just rubbed his lower abdomen, which was the position where Qi Mu punched just now - thanks to the height difference between the two, if he was hit by that blow just now As far as the chest is concerned, even a superhuman physique will have to slow down for a while.

However, he looked at Qi Mu with a strange admiration in his eyes, as if he was not the one who was punched for no reason.

His focus is also very strange: "You are very powerful, are you a new hero?"

No no no, this is absolutely not.

Qi Mu floated a little higher with guilt, trying to be on par with Superman in height, and fooling around the issue of height—after all, in the United States, men who are 1.6 meters tall are rare.He also intentionally matured his voice, sounding like a young man in his 20s, "I'm just an ordinary...a person with a little special ability, not a superhero."

"Is that so?"

Superman looked at his mask that almost covered his entire face, and showed a blunt puzzled expression.

After all... In today's superheroes, most of them are masked, but the super villains are showing their faces in the outside world, hiding their faces like this, and possessing abilities that ordinary people are not prepared for. I'm going to do something good" written all over my face.

Qi Mu braced himself... and continued to babble in a serious tone: "Actually, I'm you...Superman's admirer, and I dress up like this just because I don't want to be regarded as a dangerous person."

This explanation is actually quite far-fetched. What does not wanting to be seen as a dangerous person have to do with wearing a mask?Fortunately, I don't know if he really regards him as a second child who likes to imitate superheroes, or it is purely because he has never done anything and has no intention of pursuing it...

In short, Superman acted as if he really accepted this explanation, laughed it off, and then asked curiously: "What should I call you...do you have a title?"

title?What kind of superhero?Qi Mu was silent for a while.

"……never thought before."

"No hurry." Superman looked very happy, he smiled and said with shining eyes, "If you don't have any ideas, the people you help will help you get some good titles in the future, you can choose one to use... This is how I am."

No, he really doesn't want to be a superhero!

……

After Superman left, Qi Mu hid incognito nearby, and he didn't dare to return to his original state until he saw Clark return to the apartment and enter the door.

——then saw a familiar little white cat squatting at the door of the apartment, meowing at him.

"You still dare to show up?" Qi Mu looked at it condescendingly, "It was because of you just now that my identity was almost exposed."

'Meow? '

The little white cat tilted its head innocently.

"Stop being cute."

Qi Mu picked it up and looked at it.

"Do you know how much trouble you've caused me?"

'Meow?What trouble meow? '

"...I really don't know."

Qi Mu rubbed its belly unhappily, the kitten narrowed its eyes, and made a comfortable purring sound in its throat.

——It’s nice to be an ordinary animal.