People with superpowers are not superheroes [Comprehensive + British and American]

Coincidentally, while Qi Mu was shocked by Peter's magical brain circuit, Clark in the watchtower was also blocked by his "love consultant".

"Superman, I have something to talk to you about."

After the Justice League meeting, Batman uncharacteristically stopped him.

"What's the matter?" Clark asked curiously, "Is there any time when you can't say it in the meeting?"

Batman didn't say a word, and deliberately took Clark to a corner.Make it clear that what follows is a private conversation, not suitable for others to hear.

Seeing his posture, Clark also became serious: "What happened?"

Could it be that something went wrong within the alliance... and it is inconvenient for other members to know?

"It has nothing to do with the alliance."

"Then..." Clark wondered.

Batman was silent for two seconds, and decided to get straight to the point: "It's about your relationship."

"what?"

Clark was stunned to hear him utter the word "emotional problems" in Mark's gloomy, husky voice. He suspected something was wrong with his ears: "...Batman?"

Wait, wasn't it a rule he made when he formed the Justice League in the first place, that there was no talk of secret identities within the League?

Batman said - do you think he would?

Yesterday... Early this morning, when Clark called him, it happened to be the time when he finished his night watch and was so sleepy that he was about to ascend to heaven.At that time, he just wanted to throw himself into bed and sleep well, and listened to Clark's so-called help-what's the big deal?So he casually said something like "advance by retreat", "hang the man first to see the other's reaction" and so on.

After falling asleep and waking up, he began to feel that something was wrong—Clark wouldn't really do it, would he?

Batman looked at Clark's blank face: "I wasn't sober yesterday, what's going on with your emotional problems?"

"Uh……"

Clark hesitated for a moment, although he didn't quite understand why Batman was so eager to discuss this matter, but... "As I told you before, due to some unexpected circumstances, I was unprepared for He confessed, but he doesn't seem to like me that much, so I want to maintain the existing relationship first..."

"and many more."

Batman cuts him off, "You guys aren't actually together?"

Clark couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course, otherwise why would I need to confess to him?"

Batman had the urge to rub his temples, but thinking about the bat mask on his head, he still didn't reach out.

"You mean...you've lived together for more than five years, but it's still just friends?"

"...It's not cohabitation, it's just living together."

"What's the difference?"

Clark... Well, he did have the feeling of being shot, but he quickly realized: "Wait, do you know who I'm talking about?"

When he described it with Batman, he didn't mention Qi Mu's name, and of course, he didn't mention that the person he confessed to was the person who lived with him.

Batman nodded as a matter of course, and made a "coffee jelly" mouth.

"How do you know...you met him?"

"About half a day ago, I just met with him."

Clark hasn't heard Qi Mu say: "Last night?"

"Yeah, counting the time, just a few hours before he returned to your apartment."

……

Across a corner, the Flash and Green Lantern squatted there furtively.

But...Green Lantern doesn't admit this, he thinks that the only one who is sneaky is Flash, he just passed by and was caught by this kid.

"There's gossip!"

The Flash mouthed to Green Lantern excitedly: "They just talked about it - relationship issues!"

"Emotional issues? Superman and Batman?"

Green Lantern snorted: "How is it possible? Forget about Carl, that guy from Bat..."

"Oops, they're talking again! Hurry up, use your abilities to make any device, let's hear what they're talking about!"

"Hey, the green light will is not used for eavesdropping."

Green Lantern rolled his eyes, but seeing Flash squatting on the ground and looking at him pitifully, he whispered "Damn".

The light ring shone slightly, and soon the energy of the green light formed a small radio device.

Coincidentally, I heard the "cohabitation problem" that Batman and Superman were discussing.

"Huh? It's not about the relationship between the two of them." The Flash was a little disappointed.

Green Lantern touched his chin: "It turns out that Karl has someone he likes... Wait, he still lives with someone? Do they live in the Fortress of Solitude?"

The conversation between Batman and Superman is still going on. Hearing key words such as "last night" and "before you go back to your apartment", Flash and Green Lantern were already so surprised that they almost froze. A wide open mouth.

Hearing what this means, the person Dachao likes, the person who has lived with him for more than five years - actually has a relationship with Batman?And Da Chao still doesn't know?That woman dumped Superman for Batman?

This is this...

The snacks in Flash's hand almost fell to the ground.

Wait, if they hear something they shouldn't hear, will they be killed and silenced?

The Green Lantern corrects him, seemingly calmly... ignoring his fluctuating Green Lantern energy: "Listen, they said 'he.'"

"You mean Batman slept with Super's boyfriend??!"

Now that he couldn't control his voice anymore, Green Lantern slammed his mouth shut, but it was too late - Batman and Superman not far away stopped talking.

In less than one-tenth of a second, The Flash had already taken advantage of his abilities, leading Green Lantern and running away without a trace.

"The one over there just now was..." Batman said calmly.

Clark held his forehead: "Green light and lightning...Sorry, I'm used to not listening to my colleagues in the watchtower, so I didn't notice them approaching."

But... what Batman slept with his boyfriend?

Clark's heart was full of question marks, and he was about to grab Flash to ask him what he had made up in his brain, when the alarm from the watchtower sounded.

"Received a call for help from a parallel universe!"

All the heroes looked solemn.

……

a few days later.

"Qimu, did you hear me?"

"Ah."

Although he said he ignored him for a month, Qi Mu succumbed to Peter's continuous harassment within a few days-rather than dealing with a little spider that popped out of nowhere, he might as well choose to answer his phone.

Peter asked enthusiastically, "How are you and that girl? Have you made any progress?"

Qi Mu didn't bother to correct his "girl". If he misunderstood, he could misunderstand. Anyway, he was talking about Clark: "No, we haven't seen each other for a few days."

"How could this be? She isn't avoiding you..." Peter's voice became smaller and smaller.

Qi Mu didn't want to talk.

"Speaking of which, Chao... I mean, I haven't seen Mr. Kent for a few days." Peter felt that the topic just now was not very good, so he scratched his head and quickly changed the subject.

"Work."

"Superman's job? Mr. Kent is really hard." Peter smacked his lips, "No, I haven't seen him on the news in the past two days! Could something happen?"

Qi Mu paused: "What can happen to that guy."

"That's right, he's that Superman..."

Although that's what he said, but that guy has been away for too long, and he obviously said before he left that it would be done in a day or two.

Qi Mu let out a bit of "tsk" in displeasure.

Just when Qi Mu made the plan to go to the parallel universe to find someone if he didn't come back, there was movement in the window of Clark's bedroom.

A red figure flew in through the window like a thief, and when he turned his head, he saw Qi Mu waiting for him with his arms crossed.

"You're back."

Clark, who was abnormally wearing a Superman uniform and came back straight away... looked a little weird, he seemed a little surprised, and he seemed a little wanting to laugh.

"Hi, Qi Mu, long time no see."

Qi Mu narrowed his eyes.

He looked at "Clark" who was not right anywhere in front of him, and unceremoniously used superpowers to invade his brain.

Without the barrier that I had set up...but I couldn't hear his heartbeat?

"who are you?"

"Clark" tilted his head... Although he looks exactly the same as Clark at first glance, but if you look closely, his facial contours are softer than Clark's, and he looks less than eighteen.

He seemed to want to pretend to be disappointed, but he failed, and finally showed a mischievous smile: "Ah, I was discovered."