People with superpowers are not superheroes [Comprehensive + British and American]

"???"

Qi Mu was silent for two seconds, and said sincerely, "Sorry, I don't know your old Jia."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Seeing Qi Mu's serious expression, Tony almost choked on his own saliva. He coughed hard to catch his breath, and then said angrily, "Jarvis, my housekeeper!"

Peter came over bit by bit, and whispered to Qi Mu, "Mr. Stark...did he hit his head just now?"

Otherwise, why do you suddenly use the phrase "who's old and who" that ordinary people can't understand, and then say "crash"... Can people crash?

Qi Mu was speechless, and almost laughed out loud when he heard the real Bruce - if it wasn't for maintaining his image of being unlearned and inexperienced.

As for the person being gossiped——Peter's voice is low enough that Tony can't hear it, but Iron Man's armor is right next to him.Hearing the feedback from the armor, he ground his teeth on the spot.

You just have a problem with your head!

But he really can’t be blamed for this matter. Originally, Tony Stark is essentially a technical geek, regardless of his duties as a superhero and his status as a rich man—how good can he communicate with people?

Note that it is communication, rather than trying to instill one's own ideas in people - the latter is Tony's strong point.With his mouth, it is normal for a sentence to make others half dead, but it is also normal for him to babble for a long time that the other party cannot understand anything.

To put it simply, the people he likes are basically acquaintances who can understand his strange statements; the people he doesn't like... don't care if you understand it or not!

At this time, Bruce Wayne, who was watching enthusiastically, blew a whistle: "Isn't your Jarvis very powerful? Will it crash too?"

It's brought the topic back on track.

Tony snorted: "It's just a small problem, it will be better in two days."

"Then what are you going to do to block other children here?"

Bruce smiled gloatingly. He looked like he finally got the chance to laugh at Tony severely, but Batman in his heart was analyzing calmly.

Although Stark's personality has never been normal, and he will talk nonsense when he is happy or unhappy, but he seldom... No, there is never a precedent for making fun of Jarvis.

Judging from his investigation of Tony Stark, Jarvis...that, can be said to be put on the cusp of Tony's heart, that kind of attitude is not like treating pure "best works", but more like Jarvis as much as anything more significant to him.

In other words, Stark said that Jarvis was about to die... then it was really about to die, or something he couldn't figure out.

This is really... big news.

Bruce's gaze flicked on Qi Mu's body and left.

He won't forget the target he got involved in - it's this weird Saiki.

He suddenly appeared on the Kent farm ten years ago, and he couldn't find out the origin, as if he appeared out of nowhere-oh yes, he was still called "Coffee Jelly" at that time.He and Clark are as good as one person, and judging from some clues, when Clark was young, he asked him to pretend to be Superman many times to conceal his secret identity.

According to Batman's investigation, during those ten years, the longest time that this "coffee jelly" was separated from Clark was only one week - that was because the Justice League went to the parallel world to perform that one-week mission, besides In addition, these two people are like Siamese twins, even renting a house.

If that's all it is, Batman would put him in the "dangerous, to be seen" folder at most, and won't do anything unnecessary until he has an adverse effect on Superman.

however……

Two months ago, the original "Coffee Jelly" suddenly disappeared, and it was replaced by this "Saiki Kusuo"... not only changed the name, but even the age has shrunk.And he acted like he just met Clark.

As one of the founders of the Justice League, Batman has been through a lot, and he's met a lot of weird people—everything.So he also had some guesses about Qi Mu's situation.

A special race whose body and memory return to its original state every ten years?Or what curse?Or... just aliens? !

——How many times have I said that he is from Earth, why no one believes it.

Hearing the speculation in Batman's mind, Qi Mu was very upset. The key is...he can't show that he can hear Batman's heartbeat, otherwise the situation will be unmanageable.

No, just blew yourself up and handed over the trouble to this guy.

Of course, Bruce didn't know about the dangerous thoughts in Qi Mu's heart that he gave up and turned around. Whatever Batman is, just be a god.

Batman... Oh no, let's call him Bruce, he just flashed these thoughts for a moment, then followed his own personality, turned his head, and said to Qimu with a narrow face.

"Little friend, although I don't know how you did it, you are really amazing to be able to crash Stark's self-proclaimed perfect work!"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and wanted to continue to say something, but Qi Mu subconsciously answered...

"Intoxicated by the magnificent beauty of my uncle?"

"what?"

"……what."

Sorry, I accidentally said a line from the manga.

"Pfft... Hahaha, hahahahahaha!" Bruce seemed to be suddenly hit by Qi Mu's line somewhere, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back, and pointed at Qi Mu for a long time and said, "You're so funny, I like you!"

"what?"

"what???"

These two voices came from Tony and Peter respectively. Tony was simply surprised, but Peter was very vigilant.He stood in front of Qi Mu almost like teleporting.

"Mr. Wayne, please don't say anything strange!"

He bared his teeth at Bruce like an old hen guarding his cubs. Even he, who doesn't care much about high society news, knows the "good reputation" of this Gotham playboy, but he never thought that this person would actually Take action on your little friends!

Qi Mu is a man, and he is still underage!

Qi Mu patted Peter on the shoulder speechlessly to make him relax: "Mr. Wayne was joking."

In the next second, Bruce shook his head as if deliberately hitting him in the face: "No, no, no, this is not a joke, I really like you... If you want, we can skip the tedious things in front Steps, how about going back to Wayne Manor with me directly? If you think it’s too fast, we can also start with dinner... Oh no, it’s supper now, we can start with supper and slowly develop our relationship. "

He is determined to follow Clark's character, no matter how good his relationship with Qi Mu is, he will not reveal others casually... Especially the secret identity of his teammates, his vest is too stable, so he is unscrupulous.

Hearing Bruce Wayne's enthusiastic confession... and the keywords "closer" and "testing" in his mind, Qi Mu was completely speechless.

This guy's intelligence is much more terrifying than Clark's. Clark is just pretending to be clumsy. He is just two people. If he hadn't read manga and could hear his heartbeat, Qi Mu would feel that his personality was split.

The most terrifying thing is that his performance so far fits Bruce Wayne perfectly, especially in this way.

But... Invited to Wayne Manor by Batman?Isn't he afraid to find out for himself the fact that he's Batman?

Just as Qi Mu thought this way, he heard Bruce's heartbeat: the idle manor a little farther away can come in handy, and I will find a chance to inform Ah Fu later, and let him arrange a perfect Wayne Manor.

……you win.

However, since this guy is maintaining Bruce Wayne's personality...

"Oh, I remembered, you are that pretty idiot they said."

Qi Mu tried his best to put on a mocking face, trying to provoke the "supposedly" proud young master, but Bruce didn't mean to be angry at all.

"Although many people say so, I still appreciate their compliments on my appearance. In addition... I am actually very connotative. You can experience it for yourself."

Saying that, he winked frivolously at Qi Mu across from the stunned Peter.

To be honest, Bruce looks better than a movie star, and it's not across the screen, but right in front of him, the impact of that face should be greater - Qi Mu was indeed so shocked that he couldn't hold his mocking face.

... Is this picture a horror movie?