People with superpowers are not superheroes [Comprehensive + British and American]

After negotiating a deal that didn't look like a deal, both of them felt that they had made a profit.

One unreasonably changed the one thousand coffee jelly on the IOU into one hundred thousand. Judging from the days that the two of them can live, the one hundred thousand will be paid off sooner or later.The other...cough, as long as you know everything.

Although Clark has some regrets—maybe he can ask for more, but the future is long, and there will always be opportunities.

The apartment was almost cleaned up soon, and when Clark went to the bathroom to wash his hands, the phone rang.

"Maybe it's Mom and Dad, Qi Mu, you pick it up first!" He yelled in the bathroom.

Qi Mu responded, picked up the phone, but didn't speak - of course, even if his current telepathy can allow him to travel half of the world to send what he wants to say to the other party's mind, he doesn't know what is on the other side who.But soon, Jonathan's angry voice sounded on the phone.

"Clark, no one answered the phone at your apartment, so I know you're here, with coffee?"

Qi Mu was silent for two seconds when he heard the name of coffee, and the person on the other end of the phone seemed to have changed: "I said it, the one who answered the phone and didn't make a sound should be coffee...Coffee, I haven't seen you for a while, Is there something busy? Or did you have a fight with Clark? That kid is just like that, stubborn..."

Clark had finished wiping his hands and came over, and reluctantly took the receiver in Qi Mu's hand: "It's me, Clark... Oh no, it was indeed Qi who answered the phone just now... Cough, I mean coffee."

After finishing speaking, Clark covered the microphone and mouthed "coffee jelly" at Qi Mu with a narrow expression.

Qi Mu made a gesture of cutting his throat expressionlessly, and Clark continued to talk to his parents with a smile.

"Well, the coffee is still with me, you know he doesn't like talking on the phone..."

Qi Mu listened to him repeating the name "coffee" over and over again, his expression gradually went blank.

Even though it was the name he chose ten years ago, but the current him should take the blame, why!

Qi Mu silently looked at the IOU in his hand, and wrote [Clark Kent owes coffee jelly coffee jelly 100000 copies]. He endured it again and again, but still couldn't.

He unplugged the suppressor on one side.

Clark, who had a pleasant chat with his parents—half of which was because he was teasing Qi Mu with the name "coffee"—had no idea, and continued: "You haven't seen coffee for more than a month, next time we Let's go back together..."

Then Jonathan interrupted: "What?"

Clark thought his parents didn't hear clearly, so he repeated: "You haven't seen coffee for more than a month..."

"Who is Coffee? What are you talking about?" Jonathan's voice sounded rather inexplicable.

"what?"

Clark was even more inexplicable than him: "We're not talking about coffee all the time..."

"It's obviously Xiao Nan we've been talking about!"

"..."

Clark covered the microphone again, turned his head dumbfounded, and saw Qi Mu insert the suppressor on his head back, and then made a "victory" gesture to him.

Seeing the little pride in Qi Mu's eyebrows, Clark lost his temper completely, shook his head with a smile, turned to explain to his parents: "Sorry, I just made a little joke with Qi Mu..."

There seemed to be some dispute on the other side of the phone, and then it was quickly replaced by Martha. She seemed a little worried: "Clark, to be honest, did you quarrel with Xiao Nan..."

"Eh?" Clark was even more puzzled this time, "No...ah? Why do you ask?"

"If not, why do you call him Qi Mu?"

"...what should I call him?" Clark asked cautiously.

"Of course it's Xiao Nan!"

Martha replied as a matter of course, which made Clark completely confused. He reacted for a long time... Yes, if coffee jelly is an English name, then coffee corresponds to... and the word Kusuo in Saiki Kusuo's name.

In view of the fact that Kusuo's Japanese pronunciation is too long, it is normal to be simplified as Xiaonan.

"..."

Clark didn't know what to say, he looked at Qi Mu again, and saw him with a blank expression... Obviously, this was not in his plan.Clark's mood index suddenly rose by several percentage points, and he smiled and said to Martha: "Don't worry, Mom, we have no problem. I will take...well, Xiao Nan home with me in two days."

After hanging up the phone, Clark felt a chill on his back... A murderous aura came over him, he blinked and asked pretending not to know, "Xiao Nan, what's wrong?"

"..."

Qi Mu expressionless: "Do you want to travel to another world?"

"Just kidding, Saiki."

Clark raised his hands in surrender. Although he thought it would be nice to call Qi Mu "Xiao Nan", he didn't want him to be awkward, so he quickly thought of a good way to change the subject: "Speaking of which, not long ago your brother called you on your cell phone. Made a phone call..."

With that said, he returned Qi Mu's mobile phone that he had with him.

Seeing that he no longer used that name to call himself, Qi Mu also gave up the entanglement. He took the phone and saw the call records from a few days ago... Then he simply blacklisted that strange number, saying: "Well, You told me before. I remember saying, don't worry about that guy."

"It just occurred to me that I haven't heard you mention your family in the past ten years..."

"what do you want to say."

Qi Mu interrupted Clark's temptation and foreshadowing neatly, and when Clark heard this, he got to the point: "What I want to say is...well, you met my parents ten years ago, but I haven't seen them before." It's not fair to live with your family, is it?"

"what?"

What's fair or unfair about this?

With such lines in Qi Mu's eyes, Clark acted as if he didn't understand: "So, why don't you take me to meet your family sometime?"

"Your causal relationship is too far-fetched, hello."

Seeing Qi Mu's unmoved look, Clark put on a wronged look of being "deceived": "Did you lie to me before, and you agreed to take me to see your world..."

...don't make it sound like he's cheating on your feelings.

But in the end it was promised before, Saiki nodded with the attitude that the promise he made was about to be fulfilled... definitely not because he was moved by Clark's pitiful appearance!

But he didn't realize it until he saw Clark smiling happily—no, what he said before was just to show Clark his world. Now that the two worlds have merged, this promise should have been fulfilled!

Wait, is he... being tricked by this guy?

Qi Mu was still in the shock of "Superman can also play tricks", and the mobile phone in his hand rang.

The caller information on the screen reads the name "Peter Parker".