People with superpowers are not superheroes [Comprehensive + British and American]

You think too much.

Qi Mu didn't even need to use mind reading skills, and he could see at a glance where Peter had misunderstood—it was nothing more than thinking that he had some intimate relationship with Clark, so he had the keys to his apartment in his hand.

However, that was just for the convenience of him often coming to meet Xiaobai... Yes, it was that cat, just flirting with that cat. If there was any improper relationship, it was also between Clark and Xiaobai. He has nothing to do with Qi Mu.

However, Peter didn't know this. Judging from his moral education and what he had seen and heard since he was a child, he could hold a key and enter other people's residences without any scruples. It's not an ordinary relationship!Therefore, at this moment, his mind is full of words such as ethics and morality.

[So Saiki and Mr. Kent are a couple?Qi Mu doesn't seem like a man who likes men at all! ]

Yes, he really isn't.

[Wait, if I remember correctly, Qi Mu is only sixteen, right?Mr. Kent is at least in his 20s...]

?What does age matter?

[I didn't expect Mr. Kent to be such a person. I thought he was very nice, but he actually attacked minors? ! ]

So I said it, you are overthinking.

Peter thought wildly in his mind, and Qi Mu made a corresponding complaint in his mind, watching Peter's train of thought diverge further and further toward the fork——Clark spoke out in time.

"Mr. Parker, so you came to play with Qi Mu." He pretended not to hear about Peter climbing Qi Mu's window before, and looked at Peter's shocked look—although he didn't know what the little hero was shocked about...

"You are hurt?"

He looked at the wound exposed after Peter subconsciously stood up: "Have you dealt with it?"

"Huh? Not yet... uh, I mean, yes! It's been dealt with!"

Peter was still in a state of unconsciousness after the shock, subconsciously denied it, and then hurriedly made amends.

Clark frowned in disapproval, but he didn't know how well Peter, that is, Spider-Man's body self-healing ability, so it was not easy to intervene.At this time, Xiaobai, who had been sleeping soundly in the corner, finally woke up—maybe because of Clark's appearance, it quickly woke up and rushed over excitedly.

Clark bent down expertly and picked it up.

"I haven't seen you for a few days, Xiaobai...have you gained a little weight again?"

Xiaobai protested meowing in his arms.

Peter stared at this scene dumbfounded—even the pets were kept together?He looked accusingly at Clark.

Qi Mu felt that if he didn't explain it, the matter would be unclear: "Xiaobai is a picked cat, and he likes Clark better, so he often comes to my house to look for him."

"Uh, so you are...?"

Clark hugged the cat and looked up suspiciously: "We...are neighbors? Didn't you say that, I live across the street."

"Oh oh oh!" Peter instantly realized that he was thinking too much, his face flushed, "I'm sorry!"

He bowed and apologized.

"?"

A question mark appeared on Clark's head, and he looked at Qi Mu questioningly.

Qi Mu turned his head expressionlessly.

……

Without an answer, Clark put aside his doubts and invited again: "Want to have dinner together? Mr. Parker too."

"... Me?" Peter pointed to himself in surprise. "is this okay?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. I'm an adult, so I have to take care of you a little bit."

"That's troublesome! By the way, Mr. Kent can also call me Peter!"

After finishing speaking, the two looked at Qi Mu together.

Saiki: ...No, I'll let it go.

...Five minutes later, the three of them walked out of Qi Mu's apartment together.

These 5 minutes are mainly used to find a piece of clothing that Peter can wear in Qi Mu's closet.

Although the identities of the two people are not much different, Peter is only a little over 1.7 meters tall, and the problem lies in his muscle mass... Fortunately, Qi Mu's shoulder width is not bad enough, and finally he managed to find out a pair of Peter's clothes. It doesn't look like one of those superhero uniform T-shirts.

Peter was wearing the T-shirt with a big coffee jelly printed on it (it was given by Saiki when he bought coffee jelly when he was in Japan, so he didn't throw it away even though the size was a little bigger) and followed behind the two of them, seeing Clark put Qi Mu's apartment door key was put back on the door frame, and he was really relieved.

...So what is there to be nervous about?

Clark's dinner is instant pasta, and you can buy a lot of it for a dozen dollars in the supermarket. Although it is ordinary junk food, it tastes pretty good—or Clark's craftsmanship is good.

Because the price was very cheap, Peter didn't have any burden. As a result, he unknowingly ate the amount of at least three grown men.When he came back to his senses, he was instantly ashamed when he saw Clark, who only ate the portion of ordinary people, and Qi Mu, who ate the same as cat food.

He secretly made up his mind—even if it was to repay Qi Mu and Mr. Kent, he would visit here often in the future and use his identity as Spiderman to catch more prisoners.

Saiki: ...No, please don't come.

……

After seeing off Peter, the weekend came after a week of peaceful workdays.

Qi Mu nestled in the room, using his newly bought computer to find some niche movies online, and the miserable little reporter who had to work overtime on weekends——Clark was in the apartment, eating small biscuits while coding a A report on Superman's disaster relief.

This was originally Louise's job, but she firmly believes that there is a big problem with the company that claims to have been hacked and caused the giant robot to go out of control, and basically spends a week on it, even weekends. —and the good job of writing about Superman fell to Clark.

From Superman's own point of view, he doesn't think it's a "good job."

After all...although he was able to describe all the details of Superman's disaster relief "as if he was there in person", but... it is really a test of his determination to endure a huge sense of shame and praise himself with various exaggerated words on the manuscript Yes—especially considering that this article will be printed in a newspaper and read by countless people.

"forgive me."

Finally finished writing a paragraph of extreme praise for Superman's appearance-the devil knows why such a paragraph must be published in a newspaper article-Clark really can't take it anymore, he suspects that his whole body is going to explode.

Superman, who can swim in tens of thousands of degrees of magma, died of shame-induced high fever-this is too embarrassing.

Clark was looking for something to distract himself from - well, there wasn't much work for Superman right now, but he could put on his uniform and go out and rescue a few stray cats that couldn't get down from a tree, or... put the freshly baked Give Martha a taste of his apple pie, and strive for an evaluation other than "not bad"?

That's it!

Just when Clark was about to put his ideas into action, he suddenly heard a loud noise from the opposite side, like the sound of a TV or something being smashed.

Clark was taken aback.

Could it be a villain attack?

He tilted his ears, but he didn't hear any unusual movement. He hesitated for a while, but still didn't use X-sight to invade the neighbor's privacy.

at the same time……

Qi Mu stared at the computer that had been shattered by his slap, and just raised his hand to restore him to the original state when he heard a knock on the door.

After getting permission, Clark came in with a plate of freshly baked apple pie in his hand, as if he happened to be visiting a neighbor.

"Qimu, what happened just now? I seem to hear some strange sounds?"

"..."

do not want to talk.

"Zimu?"

"Nothing, just..."

"only?"

"It's just that I was frightened watching a horror movie and broke something." Qi Mu said reluctantly.

"what?"

When Clark heard the answer, he was briefly stunned for two seconds, and then...

Hey, did you just laugh?Definitely laughed!

Qi Mu looked at the corner of his mouth that wanted to rise but was forced down.

What's so funny about high school kids being scared by horror movies?Moreover, he usually has the help of mind reading skills, and his immunity to such things as "suddenly startled" is much lower than that of ordinary people. Isn't this a normal thing?

Seeing his displeased face, Clark coughed twice, and suppressed the laughter that was about to come out—not to mention, it was the first time he had seen Qi Mu's expression so rich, usually he always felt that the boy's emotions It's not bad if it's a relatively light look, and it's not bad if you show an ordinary expression when you encounter embarrassing things.

Just when he was about to say something, the Justice League communicator placed in his ear suddenly rang.

What happened?

I'm not sure if it's an important matter-sometimes Flash finds a delicious restaurant and will call everyone in the alliance, but then he will be taught by Batman-and he can't answer in front of Qi Mu...Although There aren't any particular sounds on Earth right now, but what if there's something important?

He immediately stood up straight: "Sorry, I suddenly remembered something urgent... This is the apple pie I baked myself, you can try it, it shouldn't be too sweet."

...Your excuses are too consistent every time.

Saiki took the apple pie from Clark's hand...it looked delicious.After hesitating for a while, he picked up the unopened coffee jelly on the table.

"give me?"

"exchange."

Saiki was in quite a pain - he just bought it from Japan and planned to eat it while watching a movie. He hoped that Clark would refuse immediately, but what he didn't expect was... Clark saw his vivid expression , the words that originally wanted to refuse turned around in his mouth.

"Then thank you, Saiki!"

He smiled happily and took the coffee jelly. After saying this, he seemed to see Qi Mu's ears drooping.

"I go first."

"Wait a moment."

Qi Mu stopped him again and pointed to his cheek: "There are a little biscuit crumbs."