People with superpowers are not superheroes [Comprehensive + British and American]

In the end, Qi Mu did not succumb to the despotic power of coffee jelly, which is gratifying.

Although... well, he admitted, he did waver for a while... no, a long time.

After repeated mental construction, "even if there is so much coffee jelly, there is no place to put it", "it will be broken before it is finished", "the coffee jelly in a city is too eye-catching", etc., He finally gave up on this tempting idea and began to study the ore with big problems.

So the question is... what is this thing?

Staring at the ore standing on the table at an artistic angle, Saiki poked his finger unhappily.

"Hey, I gave up tens of thousands of coffee jellies for you. If you have a conscience, don't make trouble for me."

The ore... Of course it can't speak, and it doesn't seem like there is life in it. After being poked by him, it fell on the table with a thud, and moved forward a short distance.

... so silly.

Qi Mu stood it up again, thinking about whether to give it to Kongfu for research, maybe he can really research something——

No, forget it, think about the guy who has been challenging himself as a superman all year round-who knows what he will do with this kind of thing that may have a huge impact on Superman.

According to Saiki's understanding of him, it would be strange for Sorasuke to do nothing.

Red ore... Although this was exchanged from outer space with superpowers exchanged at equal value, the scope is too broad——

Qi Mu recalled the works of Superman's blackening... The one in his memory seemed to be caused by the clown to kill Louise with his own hands?Could this stone make people kill the person they love the most?

This guess is quite reasonable, but why doesn't he feel anything?

Qi Mu confirmed that he was peaceful in his heart, and he didn't have any thoughts of killing people casually or ruling the world.

Because he is a superpower, or other reasons?

Have it.

Qi Mu snapped his fingers.

"noob."

'Saiki, what's wrong meow? '

The kitten who was lazily napping on its stomach was suddenly called.

"Don't ask, anyway, come here."

When Xiaobai rushed onto the table, Qi Mu abruptly put the ore in front of it, then grabbed one of its front paws and pressed it on it.

"..."

Nothing has changed.

Qi Mu then dug out the ore that Xiaobai instinctively held down, this time on top of its head.

'Meow? '

Xiao Bai kept his head tilted halfway, looking at him innocently.

"Is there anything in particular you want to do now?" Qi Mu asked in a serious manner.

"Um meow... sleep?" Xiao Bai replied wagging his tail.

"..."

Qi Mu let him find a place to sleep by himself.

It seems... no matter what effect this ore has, at least it doesn't work for me, human beings and animals on the earth... Could it be that he guessed wrong, this is not a magic item that can affect people's spirit, but something that uses Those who came to store the news, what secret news is hidden in it, and Superman's temperament will change drastically after seeing it?

"There is no clue..."

Qi Mu searched his memory but still couldn't think of it. Although he was familiar with the various basic settings of superheroes from the heart sounds of the people around him, he hadn't seen them all. He didn't know that kryptonite, the weakness of superman, was not only green.

Since he couldn't research it, Qi Mu just let it go. Anyway, now that this thing is in his hands, as long as it is not touched by Superman, it seems that there will be no problems.

……

"Zimu!"

Holding a laptop that was also refitted from various parts he picked up by himself, Peter Parker stood at the door of a coffee shop and waved at Qi Mu.

Qi Mu approached, nodded his head as a greeting, although he was stuck, but out of politeness, he added: "Sorry, I'm late."

"No, I came too early."

Peter had a shy smile on his face, but Saiki's heartbeat was filled with the excitement of "playing with friends on the weekend for the first time".

...What should I say, to express my sympathy for your too pitiful friend?Even Saiki used to go out to eat with people he knew on weekends when he was in Japan-although he was actually reluctant.

In addition, if I remember correctly, they came out to work today, right?

It seems that he is quite satisfied with Peter's photo and Qi Mu's manuscript. The editor-in-chief of Horn Media - Qi Mu now knows that this is a variant of the Horn Daily in Spiderman comics - has higher requirements. After receiving an email at night blaming their photos and articles for not having more in-depth communication—who knows what he was referring to—for the sake of doing things that are quite satisfactory, Qi Mu had to run out to "communicate in depth" with Peter. ".

In terms of articles, don't think about it.

"What was your purpose in taking this photo?"

Sitting on a table in the corner of the coffee shop, Saiki picked out a photo of Spider-Man and the store manager making scissors hands in front of the convenience store. Masked robber.

"Uh..." Peter looked up, obviously thinking hard, "Spider-Man is attacking the criminals?"

"..."

Qi Mu waited for another two seconds. Obviously, Peter had nothing else to say.

"That's such a coincidence. If you were to use this photo to write an article and post it on the website, the hit rate of 'Spider-Man's bravery' may only be one-tenth of that of 'Hero or Accomplice?: What Spider-Man Does'. It doesn’t matter if the content of the article is exactly the same, it’s obvious which one the old editor wants to use.”

Peter showed an obviously hurt expression - the reason was that he knew Saiki was right.

“Readers are like this. What they read doesn’t have to be correct. It’s enough to be interesting and arouse their desire to discuss. An article that can set off a battle of pros and cons in the comment area is considered a success in a sense. Well, anyway, I don’t think it matters, it’s just work.” Anyway, he didn’t use his real name when he wrote the manuscript, “But if your purpose of taking pictures is to worship Spider-Man, I advise you to change your boss.”

Qi Mu is telling the truth, after all... the current editor-in-chief seems to have made up his mind to increase the reputation of his website by criticizing Spider-Man. Young man, be his fan.

"Oh, I think so too." Hearing Qi Mu's words, Peter scratched his hair in annoyance, and simply lay down on the table, "But this is the job that I can find, and it pays me the highest salary per photo." I'm dead... If my aunt is the only one working in the family, it will be too hard, and I have to make money. And I have to save money for some electronic products I want to buy."

Really realistic reasons.

Qi Mu heard Peter talk about his situation intermittently. After his parents died early, he lived in the house of his uncle and aunt. The uncle died of a robbery about half a year ago, and now he and his aunt are dependent on each other—basically speaking, he knows " Spider-Man's background was no different.

Well, although there are many poor people in this world, and there are even more people who have to rush to upgrade at a young age, but the whole person is Spider-Man, and if he has the ability to change the status quo casually, it will be more admirable .

Out of respect for this kind of person... and the childhood filter for Spider-Man, ah, yes, Qi Mu also watched Spider-Man when he was a child, but it was just a funny animation for him-in short, he wanted to To comfort Peter a few words, he suddenly stood up.

"Well, Saiki, I'm going to the bathroom!"

After throwing out this classic excuse, Peter hurriedly ran towards the back door of the coffee shop.

Saiki looked at a bus that was about to rush off the viaduct at least three streets away—shrugged, took a sip of coffee.

Obviously, he is also worrying about life problems, and he has to deal with solving other people's troubles. Superheroes are really busy.

It's good that he is like this, as if there is a robbery in the present tense in the alley next to a wall...

Ask him why he doesn't help?This will not affect him, and being robbed is no big deal, so go to the police yourself.

"Ok?"

Why is there only the robber's heartbeat?

Qi Mu used his perspective to look over, and saw... Superman, that's right, it was him again, huddled inside the shell of the little reporter Kent, being cornered by a robber with a gun.

The robbers rummaged through several pockets on Clark, but obviously found nothing.He slapped Clark on the back of the head angrily, still cursing.

Clark thought for a moment about how a normal person would react in such a situation, and then feigned shock—which was no difficulty for him—and stammered, "First, sir... ...You saw it too, I don't have anything on me, can you please let me go, I promise I won't call the police!"

...acting just like the real thing.

The robber was obviously quite satisfied with such a big man submitting in front of him, and even the resentment that he didn't get any money was diluted a lot—at this time, he thought of the good feeling just now.

"I wasted so much time, since I don't have any money, I can get something else..."

After the robber finished speaking unreasonably, he shot Clark in the back with a gun: "Take off your pants!"

"what?"

When Clark heard this, he really didn't react right away—the conscience of heaven and earth, except for his parents and the only girlfriend he had in high school, no one had ever been interested in his own sex...Superman Time does not count, of course.

Seeing that he didn't move for a long time, the robber's reaction was to pull the insurance.

"Do you want to eat a gun?"

Uh, so he's serious?

Clark suddenly felt that...he didn't understand human thoughts as well as he thought.

At least he didn't think he would have any idea of ​​attacking a man who was a few sizes bigger than himself.

But now is not the time to study the human mind - there is a gun in the back with a safety on it.

Clark's life has changed rapidly, but no matter how I think about it, I feel that... at such a short distance, even if the world champion in the fighting world comes, it is useless, unless...

Well, no unless, it will be strange when Superman is afraid of bullets.But can Clark expose the equation of himself=Superman?Of course not.

Lex Luthor would cry when his secret identity was exposed at the hands of a young robber.

...From Qi Mu's position, it is just possible to see through the superman being pressed against the wall, and the glasses are a little squeezed open, revealing the superman's face.

"Superman's face" has an expression that does not belong to the role of Superman under normal circumstances-if it is described in one word, it is probably dumbfounding.

He's clearly desperate to save his pants...and his secret identity.