Daming's Bizarre Story: Painted Skin

Wang Zeng handed over the cloak in his hand and said, "Put this cloak on."

Zhao Ran noticed that Wang Zeng had a black brocade cloak in his hand. He took the cloak and Wang Zeng said, "Cover your head and follow me."

After he finished speaking, he turned and left, Zhao Ran had no choice but to cover his head with the cloak as he said, and the two headed north, finally Wang Zeng stopped in front of a courtyard.

The courtyard is large, and there are two guards outside the gate. When they saw Wang Zeng, they bent down to salute. Forsythia called Wang Zeng the son-in-law, but here he called him the young prince. It seems that he is from the old house of the son-in-law. , then this is where the son-in-law will stay.

Zhao Ran thought to himself, could it be that he is going to have sex with him right now, which is a little too impatient... He wanted to cling to the son-in-law first to get rid of the princess, but he didn't expect the son-in-law to be so hungry and thirsty.

Wang Zeng crossed the threshold, turned around and frowned slightly with thick black sword eyebrows: "Why don't you come in!"

Zhao Ran had no choice but to lift up and step into the threshold, he was still thinking about how to get out, but when he raised his eyes, he froze on the spot, Wen Zhigeng was sitting on the side in the hall.

"How can I meet this fellow everywhere!" Zhao Ran almost shouted in his heart.

Wen Zhigeng glanced at him indifferently: "Described as wretched, there is no half dignity of a princess!"

Zhao Ran couldn't help scolding Wen Zhigeng in his heart: "Wretched is your father, how could you be a cruel bastard without being wretched?"

Wang Zeng said: "Even so, I have to make do with it. Is it really necessary to take risks with the princess' jade body!"

Zhaoran thought to himself, wait, you guys asked me if I agreed to put my jade body at risk.

Wen Zhigeng said indifferently: "Since there is a Buddha son, what is the son-in-law afraid of?"

"Even if there is a Buddha, the princess can't take risks!" Wang Zeng refused to budge.

Wen Zhigeng said leisurely: "The emperor in Beijing is having a hard time sleeping and eating because of the ghosts haunting the palace. The imperial concubine called the national teacher into the palace three times in a few days, and she was exhausted by this matter. Finally, I got some clues. , It will be broken when we arrive at Fuma Mansion..."

Zhaoran saw that Wang Zeng's face was slightly unwell, Wen Zhigeng smiled slightly, Zhaoran felt that his smile was as beautiful as a spring flower, knowing that Wen Zhigeng was extremely vicious, he couldn't help but shouted "Okay" in his heart Skin!".

I only heard Zhi Geng said leisurely: "Fuma's mansion is noble, and it is understandable that he does not get involved in common things."

"You can understand a fart!" Zhaoran cursed secretly in his heart, of course he didn't know whether Wen Zhigeng was confused or not, he was purely arguing with him.

Wang Zeng's complexion changed: "What you and I said are all about the princess, what has it to do with my family?"

Wen Zhigeng put down the cup in his hand: "Smart people don't talk about secret things. Although Li Zilong, the monster who broke into the palace, is subdued, no one knows how many ministers he contacted and secretly planned. Then Mrs. Li is the only one." It’s strange that he died after seeing the princess, but he died after meeting the princess…”

Zhao Ran's face couldn't help turning black, they brazenly told all kinds of secrets in front of him, almost as if he was dead.

Wang Zeng frowned deeply, and Wen Zhigeng said again: "Jin Yiwei has already secretly spread the news that the princess will come to Li's mansion to copy Buddhist scriptures for an old friend for one night. The last person Mrs. Li saw was the princess, no matter what was hidden behind the scenes. No matter who the person is, no matter what Mrs. Li has to do with her, whether or not she is really eaten by a demon, they will never let go of this opportunity. And the nearby Rongjiazhuang happens to be haunted by a demon, and the Buddha will chase him away. Going to Rongzhuang, you will actually be lurking beside the princess... With such a good opportunity, if this commoner is timid and shows his feet, it won't be a waste of all previous efforts."

Wait a minute, Buddha...could it be impossible? The Buddha who can lurk beside the princess must be young, so he hurriedly said, "I'll go!"

Wang Zeng and Wen Zhigeng looked at Zhaoran together, and Zhaoran showed no hesitation: "The little girl has no father or mother, travels around, and is homeless. Fortunately, she was taken in by the princess's house. The little girl still understands this. If she can go through fire and water for the princess, the little girl is not afraid!"

With a flash of cold light, the sword in Wen Zhigeng's hand came out of its sheath and touched Zhaoran's skin. Zhaoran was really taken aback by him. Wen Zhigeng sneered, "You still say you're not afraid?"

Wang Zeng said in a low voice: "Wen Baihu, please be merciful, this is still the Princess Mansion for the time being!"

In his heart, Zhao Ran almost greeted Wen Zhigeng's ancestors before the eighteenth generation, looked at Wen Zhigeng and said: "It's human nature to be frightened, the official put the sword on the little girl's neck, the little girl If you are not surprised, then you are not a man." He said and smiled slightly at Wen Zhigeng.

Wen Zhigeng stared at him for a long time, then slowly moved the sword away from Zhaoran's neck, Zhaoran heaved a sigh of relief, squatted down and said with blessings: "Miss Xie Guanye will not kill!"

"Clang" Wen Zhigeng put the sword back into its sheath in his hand: "If that's the case, then prepare well!" After finishing speaking, he walked away in a huff.

Looking at his back, Wang Zeng couldn't help but stab Wen Zhigeng: "This man must not be a good person, Mr. Fuma, please be careful." Wang Zeng turned his head, and Zhaoran hastily added: "If he is a good person, How could he offend a noble person like the princess, he dares to offend the princess, he must be a vicious person."

"Don't say these words again in the future, to avoid disaster..." Wang Zeng originally wanted to tell Zhaoran not to say these words, so as not to cause disaster to come out of his mouth, but then he thought that Zhaoran might not have a future, so he changed his mouth and said, "What's the matter with you?" wishes?"

He was not a gentle person, but Nian Zai Zhaoran really solved the catastrophe of Fuma Mansion, so he opened his mouth to make up for it.

Zhao Ran's eyes lit up: "Any wish is allowed?"

Seeing those bright eyes, Wang Zeng blurted out involuntarily: "Of course."

Zhao Ran thought for a while with his fingers, one hundred taels of gold, killing Wen Zhigeng, making a good skin, he counted and finally said the most reliable: "I want to be a real princess for a day!"

He had a choice, of course he wished to be a prince for a day, but it was a pity that he was wearing a woman's skin, so he had no choice but to settle for the next best thing.

Wang Zeng looked at him for a long time and nodded: "Yes!"

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Sitting on the small Buddha seat, Zhao Ran couldn't help being elated when he saw the flowers and fruits being brought up like flowing water, and ordered Lian Qiao to say: "Go, take a plate and bring me some of each!"

Lianqiao said in a low voice: "Princess is a dignified person, not a greedy person."

Zhao Ran was surprised and said: "If you don't eat it, why do you put so many? It's cold and winter outside, and it's not suitable to pick these fresh melons and fruits."

Lian Qiao spoke proudly: "How can there be any fresh fruit to pick outside? This is the fruit grown in the cage greenhouse set up by the Princess Mansion, and then sent here by fast horses. Not to mention that the glass used for the greenhouse alone takes an inch. One gold."

Zhao Ran grinned: "That's why I have to come and taste it. After spending so much effort, if you don't eat all the fruits that are delivered, what a waste."

Wang Zeng said, "Get it for her."

Forsythia had no choice but to hold her breath, took a plate and took a few fresh fruits to send to Zhaoran.

Zhaoran took a sand fruit and put it in his mouth, gnawed a few mouthfuls and said with a smile, "Sure enough, it's sweet and delicious!"

Lianqiao gave him a secret look, obviously ate enough of the greenhouse fruits in the princess' mansion, then leaned on the small Buddha seat and said to Lianqiao: "Come and help me beat my legs, I'll sleep first."

"It's noon now, how can you sit without sitting, and stand without standing?" Lian Qiao was startled and angry, "What's more, Master Fu is still here!"

Zhao Ran was surprised and said: "Shouldn't you sleep when you're tired? What does the sun do? Mr. Fu Ma... Isn't Master Fu Ma the princess' husband?"

Isn't Xianggong just for sleeping together?

Wang Zeng said: "Go beat her!"

Ever since Lian Qiao was promoted to the first-class maid beside the princess, she had never suffered such humiliation in her life. She almost gnawed her silver teeth and beat Zhao Ran's leg hard.

Zhao Ran was knocked so hard by her that she gritted her teeth: "You broke me, and tomorrow night I will ask the princess to copy Buddhist scriptures by herself."

Lian Qiao was taken aback, she couldn't help but softened her hands, squinted her eyes and said comfortably: "That's right, so impatient, how did you become the first maid in this palace?"

He actually called himself Ben Gong at this moment, he was so brave, but Lian Qiao blushed but couldn't say a word about him, people couldn't believe that he was the first-class celebrity in front of the princess, A forsythia girl who is very dignified on weekdays.

Wang Zeng wanted to laugh if it wasn't because of his face, but when he turned his head, he saw that Zhaoran was really asleep, his head was resting on the silk embroidered cushion, his mouth was slightly open, and the silk cushion below was wet with saliva, thinking that this was a princess The favorite Su embroidery mat, Wang Zeng got up quickly, turned his head and walked out, so as not to let others see that the expression was too weird.

Zhao Ran didn't mean to be presumptuous on purpose, he asked Wen Zhigeng to chase him for two nights without sleep, he was really tired, he woke up after a sleepless night, opened his mouth and asked Lianqiao in front of him, "Yes?" Is it time for dinner?"

Lian Qiao had a sneer on her face: "Dinner is dinner, but you don't have much time anymore."

"How do you say that?"

Lian Qiao said leisurely: "You have slept for a day and a night."

Zhao Ran couldn't look down on Lian Qiao's complacency, "Ahhh" and said with a pretended sigh, "It's a pity, I haven't announced that I'm going to sleep with a horse yet?"

Lianqiao's face turned into a pig's liver color, and Zhaoran turned around in satisfaction, and saw Wang Zengzheng standing at the door, and now he really yelled "Oh", thinking that this is really a bit embarrassing, Turn around quickly: "There are some delicious things, serve them quickly."

He ate until his belly was full, and then he went to take a bath and change clothes, took a look in the mirror, and found that although he was wearing a mother's skin, he still had a faint appearance.

No wonder Wen Zhigeng didn't recognize it at all, Zhao Ran thought to himself.

Because it is going to go to the spirit, the clothes prepared by the princess mansion for Zhaoran today are crescent-colored temple silk. When Zhaoran wears it, she is a little less noble and more elegant. From a distance, it is indistinguishable. Disrespectful of the manners of a royal princess.

Wang Zeng waved his hands, and the servants who followed Zhao Ran stopped, knowing that today was going to die, but of course no one near the real princess came.

The night was clear and clear, and the entire station was silent, only the deathly wind lamp under the corridor moved along the night wind lamp.

Zhao Ran didn't know what Wang Zeng meant, so he walked with him for a while and Wang Zengcai said: "When the Tumu Fortress was changed, the late emperor was captured by Waci, and the emperor usurped power. I don't know how many enemy generals I have killed in my life as a soldier, and I can still help the Lord in my later years. I and other juniors are far behind..."

Zhaoran thought to himself, what is it about helping the Lord, this palace is probably feared by the former emperor, so they gave them a princess.Who doesn't know that if you marry a princess of the Ming Dynasty, no matter how great you are, you can't enter the court as an official. This palace is the residence of Marquis Wu. After becoming a princess, she will become the stub of a candle on a foreign gun, and she will look like a fool.

Sure enough, Wang Zeng looked into the distance, as if he was recalling the glory of the Lord, and he was quite regretful.

Zhao Ran said with a smile: "This old waiter has the honor of fighting on the battlefield, and he has the honor of being noble when he is a gentleman. Life is to find fun for yourself, don't make fun of yourself."

Wang Zeng turned his head to look Zhaoran up and down, and asked after a while, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Will the son-in-law eat people until there are no bones left?" Zhao Ran said with a grin, "If you don't eat them, I won't be afraid."

——At worst, change the skin again.

Wang Zeng couldn't help laughing, and suddenly pressed Zhaoran against the corridor next to him with his backhand and said in a low voice, "That may be, sometimes I will swallow even the bones."

Zhaoran's eyelids twitched, not knowing whether Wang Zeng's words were true or not, but Wang Zeng said again: "If you can come back alive, I will find a way to take you as a concubine."

"Yaoshou, who wants to be your concubine, I still want to have three wives and four concubines." Zhaoran thought dumbfoundingly.

After Wang Zeng finished speaking, he straightened up and said, "Escort the princess to Li's residence."

There was a sound of footsteps behind, and the maid and servant who hadn't seen earlier came up with a lamp.

Wang Zeng rode ahead as usual, and he was relieved when he sat in the carriage. When the carriage arrived at the gate of the lower courtyard, he suddenly remembered what Zuyin said, and he couldn't help but lift up the curtain to have a look and let it go.

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A group of carriages and horses arrived at Li's residence, and Li Mo was already waiting in front of the door.

He has handsome features, and he was vaguely a handsome man when he was young, but now his temples have faded, thinking that he is also a candidate for the gold list, but half his life has been idle, and his wife died in vain when he was middle-aged, it is indeed embarrassing to hear.

Li Mo stepped forward and respectfully said: "Tan Ning sees the princess, and sees the attached horse."

Obviously there is no need to answer, Wang Zeng got off his horse and helped Li Mo up: "Hanlin is not polite, there is a new funeral at home, please mourn."

The two of them chatted outside, and Zhao Ran lifted the curtain of the car again to look outside.

The alley of Li's Mansion is deep, with white curtains hanging on the lintel, and the lamps and candles under the eaves are covered with white paper, and there is a gleam of cold light on the ground. Looking from a distance, it looks like a painting.

The color is complete, and it also attracts dust, but the streamer is stagnant.

In the distance, someone moved in the hall, and a scholar in black clothes came out slowly from the inner hall, and the scene suddenly came to life.

Zhao Ran grinned, as expected, it was Jiu Ru that little Buddha.