A famous mouth [entertainment circle]

After finding someone and talking about my troubles, I really feel much better.Shan Yang rubbed his eyes, feeling a little embarrassed.Miao Qianxiu was still staring at him, without any intention of turning his eyes away politely.Shan Yang turned his face away.Miao Qianxiu said, "You are blushing."

Shan Yang stood up, scratched his head, and walked away.Miao Qianxiu stared at his back for a while, then turned his face away, and slowly drew circles on the carpet with his toes, circle after circle.

Early the next morning, Miao Qianxiu woke up very early, fell on the sofa and yawned lazily.Shan Yang walked around him, curious, "Is the sun coming out from the west?"

Miao Qianxiu said, "I have to work today."

Shan Yang didn't think it was strange, Miao Qianxiu's job looked like something picked up on the road, coming and going was all about fate.He nodded and went into the bathroom to wash up. Halfway through brushing his teeth, loud laughter suddenly came from the living room.Dan Yang was startled, and swallowed the toothpaste, feeling extremely sick.He hurriedly rinsed his mouth, went out to have a look, and saw a strange acquaintance.

Secretary Xiao probably has a big heart and a fat body. Recently, the tonnage has increased a lot, and he looks rosy and round... Shan Yang shook his head, regained his senses, and greeted Secretary Xiao with a little embarrassment.Secretary Xiao didn't take it seriously, and taught him, "Haven't we met a long time ago? Don't tell me you don't have any doubts about my identity. That's too fake, and you have to be honest."

Shan Yang was speechless, he said he doubted it, he really doubted it, after all your painting styles are all unreliable.But just showing up without saying hello so generously, the script is too random, can you give innocent people a little time to react.He turned his head and looked in Miao Qianxiu's direction.

Miao Qianxiu looked sleepy, frowning, and stretched out his hand towards Secretary Xiao.Secretary Xiao jumped up swiftly and handed over the packing bag in his hand.There were probably clothes in the packing bag. Miao Qianxiu took it without looking at it, and went straight into the bathroom with it.

Secretary Xiao sat down again, and waved to Shan Yang with a smile, "Let's chat for a while."

Shan Yang sat down expressionlessly, still immersed in shock. "What day are we talking about?"

"You just pretended to have seen all this long ago, and accepted this setting happily. Isn't it written like this in ordinary scripts?"

"No, in general scripts, the heroine is silly and sweet until the last moment to find out the truth, and then stage a plot of breaking up, reconciling, and breaking up again." Shan Yang corrected him.

Secretary Xiao thought for a while, "You guys won't break up just like that, will you?"

Shan Yang continued to be dazed, "It seems that we are not together yet."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's rounded up, the general idea is good, just understand the spirit." Secretary Xiao adjusted his sitting posture, and the whole body sank into the sofa, looking like a ball of glutinous rice balls that leaked. "Young man, do you have any dreams?"

"what?"

"Dream," Secretary Xiao waved his arm, "Dream, DRE..."

Shan Yang hurriedly interrupted him. "I don't have any dreams."

Secretary Xiao said earnestly, "Young man, if you dare to think, what if it comes true?"

"Can something that can be realized casually be called a dream?"

"It's impossible to say." Secretary Xiao pursed his lips and smiled, "Promotion and salary increase, becoming the general manager, becoming the CEO, marrying a rich and handsome man, and reaching the pinnacle of life. People always have to think a little bit."

"The sentence before reaching the pinnacle of life seems a bit wrong." Shan Yang pointed out.

"Really?" Secretary Xiao thought for a moment, then waved his hand, "Maybe, after all, I copied the jokes from the Internet. It's not important, what's important is, this competition, you decide how many teams you want to enter? Do you want to be the champion? ?”

Shan Yang obviously felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end, "Hehe, this topic is not suitable." This kind of conversation seems to be more suitable for a vegetable market.

"Inappropriate?"

"Not suitable." Shan Yang shook his head.

"Oh, it's not suitable." Secretary Xiao smacked his lips, "Then let's win the championship, how about it?"

Shan Yang laughed three times, took a sneak peek at the bathroom—nothing happened—then moved closer to Secretary Xiao, and whispered: "I've already been eliminated, don't talk about that."

"What elimination?" Secretary Xiao asked loudly. Shan Yang was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and was about to block him when the bathroom door slammed open, and a person came out.

Shan Yang turned his head to look, and slowly opened his mouth wide, thinking in his heart, it's so strange, I really want to meet this sister.

Miao Qianxiu was wearing a slim black suit and combed his hair meticulously. Although he looked much more energetic, he still had an unhappy expression on his face.Shan Yang stood up, instantly feeling a sense of embarrassment as he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.He involuntarily wiped his sweaty palms on the butt pocket of his pajama pants, and suddenly realized that his actions were too much like a shop waiter, so he quickly withdrew his hands uncomfortably, and looked away guiltily.

Miao Qianxiu didn't pay attention to his small movements, and was tilting his head, struggling with the cuff on his left cuff.He hadn't put on a suit for a long time, he was not comfortable, and soon got impatient, stretched out his arms, and stood motionless.When Secretary Xiao saw him, he instinctively wanted to go over to help him, but then he thought, now the dog-legged person should have a new term, so he raised his hand and pushed Shan Yang over.Shan Yang's head was still dazed, holding the delicate cuff that "I don't know what material it is, but it looks expensive", carefully studied the structure, and then help Miao Qianxiu to fasten it awkwardly.Then the right cuff, then the collar clip.Shan Yang completed his task without looking sideways, trying to keep his gaze below the second button on his chest.Miao Qianxiu was at ease the whole time, and leaned slightly in a cooperative manner.Shan Yang smelled that the cologne on his body was not the usual one, with an inexplicable and seductive aura, and his heart was suddenly filled with uneasiness.

"Daytime work..." Shan Yang thought about his words, "It shouldn't be too much work."

Miao Qianxiu didn't understand, Secretary Xiao laughed.Shan Yang let go of Miao Qianxiu's tie a little embarrassedly.Looking too good, it is too worrying and too easy to make people imagine.Miao Qianxiu sighed suddenly, stretched out his hand to pull Shan Yang into his arms, hugged Shan Yang firmly, and then quickly let go, "I'll be back at night." Then he raised his eyebrows and signaled Secretary Xiao to go.

Secretary Xiao picked up the briefcase, and while catching up with Miao Qianxiu, he turned his head and shouted at Shan Yang, "Dream, think about your dream carefully! Call me when you're done thinking about it!"

Shan Yang smoked from his head and didn't hear his voice at all.By the time he came back to his senses, it was time for lunch.Alas, without Miao Qianxiu, Shan Yang found that he had no motivation to cook at all.He stared at the vegetables and meat in the refrigerator, listlessly, and struggled for a long time, and finally took out the quick-frozen dumplings, cooked them casually, and didn't have much appetite, and he felt full after biting one.

The sky was still blue, and everything looked dry and bright as summer had eaten away the spring humidity.The fully air-conditioned living room is covered with a comfortable carpet, and it must be very comfortable to roll and sleep on it.But Shanyang was lazy and didn't want to move, and he wasn't even interested in sleeping.

It's over, he thought to himself, after only half a day, he fell into lovesickness.

Shan Yang rolled around like a carp, got up from the ground, and scratched his hair vigorously, the pain from the root of his hair made him gradually wake up. "Oh, no, no, no, it's too decadent to go on like this." He took out his notebook and planned to surf the Internet.

The program progressed to the ninth episode, and Shan Yang's ventriloquist performance was very popular. Fans all took his talent as a point of interest. In addition, in the last episode, he reversed into women's clothing, which was very interesting. All of a sudden, his popularity also increased. Not a lot.Some fans even predicted that Shan Yang would win this competition.Looking at those passionate speeches, Shan Yang felt very embarrassed.They still don't know that they will bid farewell to the stage in two issues.Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt boring.

Dream...he chewed on this word, smiled, clicked on the friend dialog box, found Lin Zihao, and told him concisely that he was eliminated.The other party's reaction was quite calm, "If it's your turn to notify me, then I'm too careless."

Shan Yang felt very embarrassed, "I wasted so much of what you planned for me before."

"What's this called? It's common for military strategists to win or lose. We still have a chance, and we can have another spring."

"Although I can't understand it, I think you are stunned. How can you have so much confidence in me?"

"You underestimated me, didn't you? I've been studying the image recently, and I found out that you, the red luan, are moving, and you must be blessed."

Shan Yang was speechless, "It's time for Hongluan Xingdong to get on the sedan chair."

"Isn't it Dafu?"

"Nonsense, you don't know that I like men?"

"I know, that's why I feel elated."

"I don't know what to say, do you want to talk, or I'll stop if you don't talk."

"Don't go! Look into my bright little eyes and tell me, you won't give up!"

Shan Yang thought to himself, he is obviously a good person, how come he can't speak human words when he goes online. "Well, I promise you like Erkang promised Ziwei."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, then I'm relieved. You accept the file."

Shan Yang clicked on the document sent by Lin Zihao, it was not big, only a dozen pages, and he made a career plan for Shan Yang very rigorously.Shan Yang hit Lin Zihao again. "what is this?"

"Star production plan. Hey, don't look at its ugly appearance and look very unreliable. Let me tell you, this little plan book has exhausted all my life's knowledge. It's full of heroes. Whoever uses it knows who it is. .”

"Are you trying to develop me into an artist?"

"Narrow, those who mix in the variety show world are originally artists."

"I have no problem with that."

"If you don't have an opinion, just do it."

Shan Yang read the so-called plan carefully again, and was really curious, so he called Lin Zihao.The two started talking about the first artist who debuted after Pangu opened the world, and kept chatting about the current situation, and it was out of control. When the phone issued a battery warning, Shan Yang looked at the time and was surprised to find that it was time again. Time to finish eating.He said goodbye to Lin Zihao, hung up the phone, walked into the kitchen, and stood there blankly for 2 minutes.Then he turned and went back to the living room, connected the charging data cable to the phone, and thought about sending a text message to Miao Qianxiu.

When the battery level of the phone reached 10%, Shan Yang sent a text message; when the battery level reached 15%, he stared at the phone in a daze; when the battery level reached 31%, he was still staring at the phone; The rice has been washed and put into the pot; when the battery of the mobile phone is full, the other party still has not replied.

Shan Yang unplugged the data cable, sighed, went into the kitchen and unplugged the rice cooker.A person didn't know what to eat, so Shan Yang went around and felt that he wasn't hungry, so he went back to the living room and continued surfing the Internet with his laptop.

it's dark.

seven o'clock.

eight o'clock.

10: 30.

Shan Yang frantically refreshed the webpage back and forth, but there was no news, and everyone was discussing some irrelevant topics.His fans are chatting about nonsense about the show.Some people are hating him, some people hate him.

Ah, the world is so boring.

Shan Yang moved the notebook away, fell on his back on the carpet, and stared at the ceiling.When the hour hand pointed to 59:[-], Shan Yang realized that Miao Qianxiu would not be coming back tonight.After washing up, he spread out on the double bed.For the first time in so many months, the bed was this big.He rolled and rolled again, carefully recalling whether his previous life was so boring.

Shan Yang's life—maybe it's a heavy word, after all, less than a third of his life has passed—his life so far doesn't seem to have too many twists and turns and surprises.He was a fairly well-behaved child since he was a child, loved by his parents and happy by his elders, he went to an ordinary good school and lived an ordinary happy life.All kinds of earth-shattering thoughts I once had, finally fell softly and softly on this neither long nor short life path, as silent as catkins.To this day, the only thing that can be regarded as persistence is probably the path he is aiming at.

Around the time he was about to graduate from high school, Shan Yang realized that he might be different from ordinary boys.When I was in college, I was confessed by a boy for the first time; later, I talked with a boy for the first time.The relationship broke up before graduation and before the taste of first love.After so many years, An Ding Ding has come here.A person will not feel lonely, and it is too late to think about the long-term.

Shan Yang asked himself, besides being good-looking, does Miao Qianxiu have other advantages?he thought angrily.

Actually there are.Shan Yang was discouraged.

Like it or not, is a very vague concept.What makes Shan Yang linger about Miao Qianxiu the most is that when he is with him, it is as comfortable as breathing.They are two people, but they can have no scruples, they are comfortable in silence, they are comfortable in talking, they are also comfortable in eating, they will never be bored, they will never be lonely.very nice.

My heart

is a city

a smallest city

can only live

A person

a best man

my sweetheart①

Shan Yang tossed and turned, finally decided to get up and make a bowl of supper.He did some research on refrigerators and storage and decided to make soufflé omelets.In order to retaliate against the society, he set up a camera and made real shots of food.The moderately beaten egg liquid is easy to form on the pan. He rolled a nice golden omelette with a shovel, placed it on a beautiful porcelain plate, poured maple syrup and chestnut sauce, and sprinkled some chopped figs.After finishing, he didn't eat, and only posted the edited video on his Weibo, which soon attracted protests from the Liver Party.

Holding the phone, Shan Yang read all the comments and retweets, and was a little disappointed after confirming that there was no zombie account.In the cold air of the air conditioner, Souffle gradually softened and hardened, and she seemed to have lost her appetite.Shan Yang poked a big hole in the middle of the egg cake, put the plate on the coffee table, and scanned the mailbox again, and found a horrifying email.

"The Knockout Player Returns Again - New Rules of "Looking for the Golden Microphone""

Shan Yang stood in the living room, stayed there for 10 minutes, his mind went blank, he couldn't describe his mood at this moment: he finally accepted the ending of being eliminated, he was really sad before he had time, and suddenly he had another chance to be reborn as a man , the program team, can your script be a little more realistic.

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① Gu Cheng, "I am a Small Town", adapted