A famous mouth [entertainment circle]

Early on Monday morning, Shan Yang woke up.Thinking that there is still recording tonight, I can't help but feel a little heavy.The theme of the eighth issue is a talent show, a competition that looks simple but is actually not easy to shine.From childhood to adulthood, no matter what the occasion is, if he is asked to perform, Shan Yang will show his housekeeping skills—tell a piece of stand-up comedy.This kind of small show is not too difficult, it is not easy to make mistakes and can be funny, Shan Yang can do it at his fingertips.But for the "Looking for a Host" contest, the competition is fierce, and the talents Shan Yang can show are almost the same. No matter for the guests or the audience, the freshness is gradually declining. If he wants to win the attention again, he should work harder.However, he only had one day, and it was too hasty to completely design a new program and rehearse it until he was familiar with it, which was almost an impossible task.

The room was very quiet, Miao Qianxiu had probably gone out.Shan Yang lay quietly for a while, tangled up with himself for a while, and decided to put it aside for a while, and swipe his phone before talking.

After the sixth episode of the program was broadcast, Shan Yang's fan circle and post bars were established one after another, and there were many discussion posts on many portal websites.Shan Yang gets up early every day, after taking a shower and eating breakfast, the first thing he does is to open these fan posts and start browsing, which usually takes more than an hour.As a - what I consider myself to be - an entertainment worker, the opinions of my parents are extremely important.You may not be able to satisfy all the effects the audience wants, and the audience likes you, but you must know.

Fan posts are not too lively, but the speed of building is growing steadily.Most of the ratings for him are passersby's favorability type, which is relatively rational and objective, and of course it seems to lack liking.Occasionally there are a few harsh comments, which are also within the understandable range.The comments on Weibo are more lively, and there are more nympho licking the screen.Shan Yang specially registered a small account that looks like a zombie fan. He searches for his name and related keywords, and flips through fan comments one by one from top to bottom. How hard have you worked to make Shan Yang!Why do you hate him - well, it seems that he himself is his biggest black.But he himself had a great time.

Shan Yang flicked his mobile phone carelessly, wasting half a day, when he looked up, he suddenly found Miao Qianxiu sitting opposite him, frowning at him complicatedly.Dan Yang was taken aback, straightened his body involuntarily, and asked, "Aren't you going to work? Why haven't you left yet?"

Miao Qianxiu was seriously thinking about the possibility of using his face to seduce the other party, but he just waved his hands and didn't speak.

Shan Yang looked at him worriedly, put down the tablet, walked over and touched the other person's forehead. "You must be sick, you look so ugly." Miao Qianxiu's forehead was dry and warm, which was not unusual.Shan Yanggang wanted to let go of his hand, and then he thought about it, not touching it for nothing, it's rare not to waste such a good excuse.Thinking so in his heart, he slid his hand to Miao Qianxiu's cheek again, and squeezed it gently—well, it feels good.

Miao Qianxiu twisted his handsome face and continued to think seriously.

Shan Yang stood, looked at his face from top to bottom, with a pointed nose and ruddy lips, it must feel good to kiss him.Shan Yang absently rubbed Miao Qianxiu's soft and moderate hair, and Mary Su, who had settled down in the depths of his soul, woke up again.He imagined waking up on the same pillow with Miao Qianxiu every day, such a good-looking person, who can kiss and hug whenever he wants, even in the summer, they will stick together and never separate.Oops, I'm a little embarrassed to think about it.

Miao Qianxiu gasped for air with a hiss, and reached out to rescue his curly hair from Shan Yang's clutches.

Shan Yang finally woke up from the plot, felt extremely sorry, and quickly rubbed him gently.He asked curiously, "Aren't you going to work today?"

"I'm not in the mood." Miao Qianxiu tilted his head, put it lightly in the palm of Shan Yang's hand, and said sullenly, with one foot hanging on the ground, swinging in circles listlessly.

Shan Yang thought of the raccoon cat in his hometown, if one day he failed to catch the mouse or lost a fight, he would be depressed all day long.He said casually, "It's not good to be absent from work casually." And he still used such a bad reason.

Miao Qianxiu raised his head and looked up at him slightly, his eyes looked very big.

Shan Yang changed his words in a second, "Then I won't go."

Miao Qianxiu sighed lazily, then suddenly stretched out his arms and hugged Shan Yang by the waist.He was sitting, and Shan Yang was standing. With such a hug, Miao Qianxiu's face could just be buried in Shan Yang's chest and abdomen.

Shan Yang felt that the roots of his hair were brittle.The soul of Mary Su not only woke up, but also performed a [-]-episode prime time, the kind without commercials.

Miao Qianxiu asked him in a low voice, "Do you smell any burning smell?"

"It's an illusion." Dan Yang, whose cheeks were burnt, denied.

In the kitchen, a pot of red bean and barley porridge was gurgling, the beans were picked by Miao Qianxiu himself last night, and the time was set by himself.At this time, the beans have exploded, exuding a pleasant sweet smell.

Miao Qianxiu tightened his arms and hugged Shan Yang tighter.The sequel of the prime time continued to play in Shan Yang's mind - this world belongs to you as well as us, but in the end it all belongs to the Marysues.It has to be said that this posture is a bit ambiguous, but the parties involved act as if they don't know anything, so no one will specifically point it out.The two turtles hugged for a long time doing nothing.Shan Yang slapped his head and suddenly realized, "I almost forgot, I have to record a show tonight. I'm not ready yet."

Miao Qianxiu finally let go of him, continued to hold Shan Yang's coat with both hands, raised his head and asked, "What's the content?"

"Talent show."

Miao Qianxiu frowned, obviously unfamiliar with this topic.

"It's just that I need to show one of my talents. I guess at the scene, the program group will increase the difficulty. But the main body should be similar." Shan Yang said, and became distressed again, "I haven't decided on the content of the talent show yet." Although he can speak, he is limited to speaking.In the top ten arena, Shan Yang hopes to use this to break through himself.

Miao Qianxiu didn't take it seriously, curled his lips, and said, "There's nothing to be troubled about. If you come on stage with a kitchen knife and a black fish, it's a talent show."

Shan Yang's face darkened, "Pickled fish is not included in the talent show."

"Boiled fish?"

Shan Yang shook his head.

Miao Qianxiu clicked his tongue impatiently, as if dissatisfied with why culinary skills can't be counted as a talent show.

Shan Yang thought, what a novelty, after other people came to the stage, they either sang "My Sun" in Italian, or sang Canon with a violin on their shoulders. Just go up with the iron pot.But not to mention, it is also considered rare and unique, at least it must attract attention.

"So let's eat pickled cabbage fish tonight." Miao Qianxiu said without thinking.

Shan Yang was suddenly blessed and thought of a trick.When he was learning cross talk before, he was curious, playful, and wanted to get in touch with everything, so he learned a lot of small skills from Mr. Yu. Although he was not proficient, it was really interesting.Among them, one is ventriloquism.The general public is not too familiar with the skill of ventriloquism, and the most famous one is the article that Lin Sihuan included in his textbook.The article renders the ventriloquist's talent miraculously, which is amazing.Orthodox ventriloquist, or ancient traditional ventriloquist, has basically been lost.Today, there are only a few performing artists who can be honored as ventriloquists.This kind of skill is more difficult than cross talk in the general sense. It can be mastered by one person and imitates all phenomena.Back then, Mr. Yu taught him strictly, so Shan Yang learned a little bit.However, he does have some talent in imitating voices, and he was able to bear it when he was young, and he put in a lot of effort, but he didn't dare to embarrass him easily.Whether ventriloquism is good or bad, people in the industry can tell when they hear it.Shan Yang thinks that he doesn't have that kind of ability, and he doesn't even have the qualifications to play tricks.But the talent show itself has the meaning of entertaining the audience, and showing off skills is one of the means.To be novel and unique, you also need to show enough personal ability, ventriloquist seems to be a good choice.

"I know what to do!" Shan Yang patted the back of Miao Qianxiu's head and waved his arms, "Go and serve the porridge out, and we'll go to work after dinner."

Miao Qianxiu went, and then burned a bag on his left middle finger.Shan Yang was so distressed that he was even spared the job of washing the dishes.After eating and packing up, Shan Yang fiddled with a curtain in the living room and got behind the curtain by himself, while Miao Qianxiu stayed on the other side of the curtain with his middle finger up.The ventriloquist performance was very interesting. I knew that there was nothing behind the curtain except Shan Yang, but the loud and interesting voices kept coming and going, making people wonder whether there was a small stage hidden behind the curtain.

Shan Yang quickly lifted the curtain and walked out.Miao Qianxiu applauded him solemnly with his middle finger up.Shan Yang was greatly encouraged and felt that his time to shine was finally coming.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the eighth episode of "Looking for the Golden Microphone" was recorded as scheduled.This time, before the contestants went on stage, in order to match the theme of the talent show, the four guests specially arranged a show to add to the fun, mainly singing. Bai He, who has always been gentle and rigorous, even danced with his hands and feet. Set off the atmosphere.The host Zhao Liang simply intersected and announced the rules of the game.Compared with the previous competitions, the rules of the eighth talent show are very simple, so simple that it can even be said that there are no rules.Each contestant takes the stage and shows their talents for 3 minutes.

Shan Yang was in the backstage, constantly adjusting his breathing.He was tense, but it was just the right amount of tension, keeping his muscles taut but alive.He knew very well that the program he had arranged on the spur of the moment was only about one and a half minutes long, and the length of the program was shortened by nearly half compared with other contestants, which was not a favorable signal.However, he is confident and impresses the guests, judges and audience with his talent.

The order of the competition is set according to the overall ranking after the first seven games.Shan Yang was the fourth to play, right after Wen Bingbing.What Wen Bingbing performed was magic, and it was close-up magic, with fancy tricks and eye-catching magic forms. In addition, the stage praise was integrated into the audience, and the atmosphere was quite good.When Shan Yang stepped onto the stage, he could still feel the lively atmosphere on and off the stage.The strength of the opponent often makes people excited.Shan Yang took a deep breath, and calmly stepped into the curtain of props set up by the program group.The audience knew from Zhao Liang's announcement that the performer was Shan Yang, but the audience in the audience did not know what the content of the performance was or where the performer was. This made Shan Yang's performance itself a bit mysterious.

In the first ten seconds after the show started, there was no sound on stage. At the request of the reporter, the audience gradually stopped whispering and stared intently at the red curtain, secretly curious.Five seconds later, the scene was completely silent, when a clear piercing sound rang out.The audience was a little surprised. The sound should have come from behind the curtain, but it was impossible to point out which direction it came from with complete confidence.

And it sounds like—the sound of cold fish being put into the frying pan.

Soon, different voices rang out one after another. It was not difficult to guess that the scene was set in a lively kitchen, with the sounds of cutting vegetables, weighing pots, and washing vegetables, one after another.After a while, a male voice rang out, yelling that the fish should be out of the pot.He sounded eager and fired bullets as he spoke.At this time, another female voice scolded him, arguing that the fish meat was not good.The two quickly made a fuss.

The audience laughed a few times when they heard the two bury each other like a cross talk.The sound of quarreling gradually died down, and a child with a milky voice yelled that he was hungry.There was a ping-pong-pong sound in the kitchen, as if something had been fished out of the pot.The sound of the kitchen gradually faded away, and the audience could clearly hear the sound of the child sucking the noodles, as if eating with relish.

After one minute and 40 seconds, all the sounds disappeared, and the scene was silent.The audience looked at each other in blank dismay. At this moment, the curtain was slowly opened, and Shan Yang appeared in everyone's sight. In front of him, there was only a table with several small objects of unknown purpose placed on it.What kind of kitchen, what kind of fried fish, what kind of noodles, all like a dream, can no longer be found.

Shan Yang's performance was highly affirmed by several guests.This boosted his confidence.However, the guests did not give scores on the spot. After all the contestants' performances were over, Zhao Liang summoned all the contestants to the stage and lined up.

Bai He spoke first, "I have to say, you all did a great job. Some are brilliant, some show up late, no matter what, they all left a deep impression on us."

Among the contestants, Li Boyi performed very well. He sang excerpts from the world-famous drama Madame Butterfly in multiple languages. On the first day, the atmosphere of the audience was overwhelming, which was very suitable for program effects; Yang Shi, the dark horse, was a blockbuster as always. He played a band by himself, played and sang, and played a set of skewers.In comparison, there are indeed not many language programs, which is Shan Yang's trick.

When the guests were all on the same page, Zhao Liang took the lead and stirred up the atmosphere as usual, but when everyone thought he was about to announce the results, he suddenly changed his style and announced a new rule. "Because the number of contestants is getting smaller and smaller, the program team decided to add a new link, that is, to give all contestants half an hour, you need to draw up two elimination lists based on the performance of the contestants tonight. The final result, We will consider your options comprehensively."

The players were dumbfounded.

"That's right, now the right to choose is in your hands. You have to use your own professional level to judge which person has the least strength and qualifications to stay. The competition is very embarrassing, but I believe you can come up with satisfactory results." s answer."

Shan Yang blinked.To put it bluntly, the program group clearly provided an opportunity for you to tear it up.Although the standard of voting is personal professionalism, if it is not guaranteed, small groups will help each other, and competitors will take the opportunity to eliminate dissidents.According to the previous recording time, the progress of today's program has obviously been greatly advanced. It turns out that the remaining time is used to create topics and highlights.After the game, there must be a long period of time spent recording "confession room" interviews.

Shan Yang secretly sighed.He's not afraid of tearing his face apart, but man is not as good as God, no matter how ugly they are, the decision is actually still in the hands of the program crew.The only thing a player can do is not to make mistakes, to shine, not to leave opportunities for others, and not to leave opportunities for others.

If I had known this, maybe I should listen to Miao Qianxiu, take a knife to the stage and make a pot of sauerkraut fish, maybe I can bribe the opponent.Shan Yang thought to himself, following the other players and approaching the dark lounge.

There, eight cameras have been set up to focus on tracking each player one-on-one.