A famous mouth [entertainment circle]

Hearing He Songting's words, Zhao Liang asked, "Why do you mean that you are trying to engage in favoritism and fraud. I solemnly declare that our program team does not allow people to hide their filth!"

He Songting laughed, "No, no, I just beg the program team to give me 2 minutes to complete this fork-fitting task." He raised a finger, stroked his glasses, and waited for the audience to be quiet After I got down, I said, "I said this just to draw out today's exam questions. Today, our exam question is 'imitation', and I think this topic is very valuable. Although it is said that your hosts rely on their faces ...Ah, no, people rely on their mouths to eat, but imitation, as a basic form of artistic expression, can reflect the personal ability and accomplishment of a literary and art worker. I borrow my little brother, it doesn’t matter if I call it that, see I’m also a little bit older than you, so I’m not taking advantage of you, right? Hahaha, it’s true that I’m only a little bit older than you. Mr. Sanli's imitation, let me say a little personal opinion.

Everyone knows that I will not talk nonsense about the four subjects of learning to sing and cross talk.Among them, this "learning" can be said to be the boss of the four subjects.Why do you say that?Cross talk, cross talk, there was another saying in the past, that is, onomatopoeia, the elephant is like an elephant, and it means imitation.Therefore, the origin of cross talk is imitation, which the ancients called "funny".What is 'funny'?I didn't pronounce this sound before. In ancient times, the pronunciation was 'Guji', which means being eloquent and eloquent. By imitating others, it achieves the effect of ridicule and makes people laugh.Therefore, imitating this kind of performance must achieve the effect of 'sarcasm'.This mockery is not derogatory, nor is it impolite, it is an art form.In the past, cross talk artists would leapfrog to criticize the upper class.Now no one has the guts to be so fat, most of them are 'self-deprecating'.No matter which one, one goal must be achieved, that is, the audience should laugh.So my criteria for judging are very simple, and the following criteria will be the same.

This laugh means that the audience is happy.But the artist itself does not have to be happy.As the saying goes, laughter is sweet, but tricks are bitter; the person who laughs is sweet, but the heart of the person who makes people laugh is a bit bitter; the art of laughing is sweet, but the philosophy of laughing is very bitter. ①

The technique of acting is remarkable, there are flaws, but your attitude of entertaining the audience is very good.This attitude, I think, should be one of the basic qualities necessary for a performer.The host, in fact, is also one of the performers, and should carry out the art of laughing to the end.Make the audience happy, make the audience satisfied.I think at this point, you can applaud yourself, and Mr. Yu will also feel relieved. "

The last sentence was quite a high evaluation, and Shan Yang couldn't help puffing out his chest.

After He Songting's words fell, Bai He took over and said with a smile: "Why do I feel that the performance artist has instantly raised the level of our show? It's like making a rocket, rub it!"

Zhao Liang also joked, "Mr. He, don't use the microphone next time. We only have such a short time in the show. Will you let the other guests speak, and will you let the next contestant perform the show? Are you making trouble? ?”

The atmosphere was heated up amidst a burst of ridicule and teasing.Because of He Songting's words, the audience suddenly realized that in fact, the entertainment of this program also contained some deep-seated things.People have a mentality of being authoritative. Once this kind of value concept is preconceived, they will become picky about the follow-up programs.

After Shan Yang returned to the backstage, Jiang Ziliu was the first to congratulate him, and said with a hearty smile, "You are really good, isn't this opening the back door?"

Shan Yang replied: "If I open the back door, you will have no chance to be on stage."

"I'm so handsome, isn't the TV station stupid if they don't let me on stage?" Jiang Ziliu chuckled.Shan Yang reminded him that there was a problem with the sound of his position on the stage, and Jiang Ziliu said that there was no problem, then waved his hand and walked into the waiting area confidently.

Shan Yang stayed in the lounge, watching the upcoming match on TV.Jiang Ziliu imitated singers from all walks of life. He sang well and imitated well. At the same time, he used very clever programming techniques to connect several imitations into a song appreciation program.His performance was appreciated by Lin Xiaoxiao and Gao Zeng.

Other contestants came to the stage one after another, and the styles of the forms were different, so I won't repeat them one by one.There are several contestants whose programs are particularly eye-catching.First of all, Li Boyi, who imitated Zhao Liang and Zhang Xiuxiu, also played two roles, but Zhang Xiuxiu is the hostess, with an exaggerated style. Li Boyi, who has always shown himself as a sunny and warm man, behaved this time It can be retracted freely, which is surprising and refreshing.Followed by Wen Bingbing, she imitated the comedy master Chaplin, with a sense of loneliness in the funny, Shan Yang likes it very much.The last contestant is Yang Shi, who is a university teacher and is said to be a math teacher.Yang Shi is a rather low-key dark horse. Compared with other players with different styles but outstanding characteristics, Yang Shi is not too outstanding in terms of appearance or his own conditions, and Shan Yang has never paid much attention to him.After entering the top ten, his ranking jumped to the fourth place, above Shan Yang.As a university professor, Yang Shi has a profound cultural background and knowledge reserve, and his logical thinking is very strong, and he quotes from many sources. When debating and attacking opponents, he is like a sharp knife, radiant and convincing.Shan Yang admired him very much.This time, the imitation program brought by Yang Shi was to imitate the four guests. Although the details of the voice could not be perfected, the demeanor was very vivid and the audience roared with laughter.As He Songting said, the ultimate goal of imitation is to achieve comical effects through the imitation of character behavior.Nothing resonates with audiences more than familiar characters.Yang Shi has done quite well on this point.

A game, hearty and dripping.When the results were announced, due to the high scores of the guests and the jury, Shan Yang was promoted to two places, and ranked second below Li Boyi.

Facing the night wind, Shan Yang rode his bicycle home with all his strength, his mind was full of exciting thoughts, and he seemed to have endless energy.Miao Qianxiu naturally hasn't rested yet. In fact, he has been troubled all night, how should he make a sincere evaluation of Shan Yang's performance in the fourth episode of the program.He finished his dinner early, watched the TV, and watched it carefully as soon as it was o'clock. He didn't even finish watching the commercials for a second. He also secretly tore up Shan Yang's notebook at key points, and took notes carefully.However, until Shan Yang opened the door and came in, Miao Qianxiu still had no idea about the words "sincere evaluation".

Shan Yang took off his coat, his face was still full of steam from running all the way, and the corners of his mouth could not be put down.Miao Qianxiu looked at him nervously, waiting for him to ask questions.Unexpectedly, Shan Yang just walked over and asked him what he would like to have for supper with a smile.Miao Qianxiu's mind was blank, who can think about food before the exam?Shan Yang thought that he was not very hungry, so he decided to make him milk tea.There is also a can of Lapsang Souchong at home, which is just right for use.Shan Yang simply washed up, changed his clothes, rolled up his sleeves, and happily entered the kitchen humming a song.

Poor Miao Qianxiu lingered at the kitchen door for several rounds, his fingernails scratching the glass door.He is like a student who failed to complete his homework and waited for the teacher to check with trepidation, only to find that the teacher had completely forgotten about it, and he might not know when he would remember it.This state of not getting up and down, without throwing a boot, is maddening.

Shan Yang finally turned around and asked him, "What's the matter with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Miao Qianxiu retracted his nails and shook his head.

Shan Yang continued humming, stirring the milk tea while humming. "I added caramel, how sweet do you want?"

"very!"

"No."

"Eight points."

"No."

"six……"

"Your rocket launch is counting down." Finally, Shan Yang brought him a slightly sweet milk tea.

The black tea is very fragrant, and it is not astringent at all after adding milk, and it moisturizes the throat very well.After drinking a bowl of milk tea, Miao Qianxiu suddenly felt relieved.He felt that as long as it was what he wanted to say, Shan Yang would definitely be able to hear it.

Shan Yang is in a particularly good mood, the small apartment is like a warm and soft cloud, Miao Qianxiu is like a big white rabbit toffee exuding the aroma of milk tea.After taking a shower, he rolled on the bed and soon fell asleep.

Miao Qianxiu, who didn't hand in his homework, read a book of fairy tales with peace of mind, and didn't blame Shan Yang who forgot to tell his bedtime story.The atmosphere was just right, and at this moment, he suddenly remembered that before Shan Yang returned home, Secretary Xiao sent him a message and he hadn't had time to read it.He opened his phone and found the message casually.

Secretary Xiao asked him, the previous intervention could only reach the top ten, do you want to continue?If he continues, he may have to tell the program team the truth; if he stops, he can only see what happens after that, and no one can say for sure.

Thinking of Shan Yang's excited and happy appearance, Miao Qianxiu suddenly became entangled.

The next day, neither of them had anything to do, so Shan Yang scooped up Miao Qianxiu early in the morning to accompany him in his morning exercises.Miao Qianxiu was wearing a white vest, squatting helplessly next to the treadmill.Shan Yang got off the treadmill and asked him pantingly, "Why do you have the same living habits as a pig and still maintain such a good figure?"

Miao Qianxiu pinched his stomach - without pinching, he raised his head and said, "Natural."

He was ordered to carry a bag of rice and a bucket of oil from the supermarket to go home.

After reading the book in the afternoon, Shan Yang and Miao Qianxiu, who had nothing to do, began to watch soap operas.The plot is very bloody, the grassroots heroine meets the rich second-generation male protagonist who visits privately in Weifu.The heroine yelled heartbreakingly at the hero, why did you lie to me!Why do you meddle in my life!Do you think you can trample on my dream with a few filthy money!I don't listen, I don't listen!Get out of here!So the hero rolled in the torrential rain.

Shan Yang laughed heartlessly, while Miao Qianxiu looked terrified and terrified.

At dinner, Miao Qianxiu, who was too nervous, only ate two bowls of rice. Looking at the remaining half pot of Furong eggs, Shan Yang decided that Miao Qianxiu was sick, and forced him to drink a large pot of panacea—— boiled water.The result of drinking too much water is that Miao Qianxiu frequently gets up at night to meet domestic needs, tossing and turning and can't fall asleep again.Shan Yang was in a deep sleep, with his head down, lying on his stomach and spreading it into a big cake.Miao Qianxiu stroked his hair, and a strong uneasiness suddenly surged in his heart.He couldn't bear it any longer, and vigorously shook Shan Yang awake.

Shan Yang got up in a daze, scratched the itch, and subconsciously reached out to touch Miao Qianxiu's forehead, "What's wrong with you?" He asked muttering.

Miao Qianxiu said sadly: "In the future, even if you want to go on alone, you must be brave and strong, and don't be afraid." These are the lines he copied from today's daytime TV drama hero.

It took Shan Yang a minute to let himself receive the signal, and he suddenly became nervous, his eyes widened, "You, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

Miao Qianxiu was stunned, for a moment he didn't know how to answer.After all, the heroine in the TV series runs away with tears in her eyes and has no lines at all.

Shan Yang got up swiftly, took out his coat and wanted to put it on again, "Tell me honestly, is there any problem with your body? Don't be afraid, modern technology is so advanced, we can treat any sickness, money is not a problem." Just want to check the bank card.

Miao Qianxiu stopped him, confused, "I'm not sick."

Shan Yang stopped his movements, and stared at Miao Qianxiu with the same gaze of looking at a fish on a chopping board. "You told me clearly. If I find out that you are hiding something, I will knead you into dough with the Shanjia boxing that my mother taught by example for 30 years."

Miao Qianxiu was at a loss for words.What should he say?He is always embarrassed to say directly, I will not interfere with the affairs after the top ten, you have to work hard-this context is too wrong.

"Uh..." Miao Qianxiu took out an IQ worth [-] million and said slowly, "Don't be afraid, because I will always be by your side, you will not be really alone, never. "

Shan Yang's heart suddenly became dough.It's Hanamaki, it's pineapple buns, it's anything delicious.

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① "Miscellaneous Talks on the History of Crosstalk"

PS, this person's name is He Songting, and He Yuting took it originally, and I think it's too Xia Yuhe.As a result, there was confusion in the last chapter, Xie Claw