A famous mouth [entertainment circle]

Chapter 22 Looking for the Gold Medal Tube

Miao Qianxiu squinted at Shan Yang, probably thought it was funny that he looked limp and weak, so he stretched out his hand to pull Shan Yang's hair.

"Mr. Miao, I broke up with someone else today." Shan Yang's face was pressed against the cotton cushion, sounding dull.

Miao Qianxiu replied, "I quarreled with Huangdou today." Huangdou is a famous dog in their community, a poodle with peasy eyes.

"Who are you with?" Shan Yang raised his head and looked at Miao Qianxiu in disbelief.

"I argued with it out loud and it talked back, so I figured it was an argument."

Shan Yang's head froze for two seconds, then slowly got up, scratched his hair, "Question [-], why are you arguing with a dog!"

"It turned the trash cans all over the place, I don't think it's right." Miao Qian repaired it as a matter of course.

Nonsense, Shan Yang thought, you just simply don't like dogs. "You vomited all my troughs today." He raised his neck, stretched his limbs, his joints crackled, and his mood suddenly improved, "Forget it, let's not talk, let's have supper. Do you want what to eat?"

In the end, Shan Yang made Miao Qianxiu a small dish of crabs with fish and shrimp, mixed with rice and ate half full, and went to sleep comfortably after eating.The next day was a sunny day, as soon as Shan Yang opened his eyes, he saw the sunshine all over the room, and he couldn't help but feel good.

Under Shan Yang's command, Miao Qianxiu cleaned up the living room, mopped the floor, and went to work with his schoolbag on his back.Shan Yang washed the quilt inside and out, and the attic was filled with the fragrance of laundry detergent.Near noon, Shan Yang looked at the empty refrigerator and decided to go to the fresh market to replenish some food.

This fresh market is one of the supporting facilities of the community. Although the vegetables and meat are not big, they are very fresh.Almost half of the hawkers in the market know Shan Yang, thanks to the proprietress who sells pork.The proprietress has a son who is still in high school and his English is extremely poor. He is often beaten into a pig's head by the old lady because of his report card.Once, Shan Yang saw the scene of the violence, and felt that the scene of the little fat man clutching his head and screaming was too miserable, so he specially sent a set of books from home. Those were his favorite English enlightenment books when he was in school. Encourage the little fat man to study hard.From then on, the pork proprietress regarded Shan Yang as a warm and kind person. Not only did she give a lot more every time she bought meat, but she also called on small and large vendors to give Shan Yang a discount. In the end, even the most stingy old fish and shrimp seller Give Shanyang two large prawns.

Shan Yang felt particularly guilty, and usually did not dare to come too diligently.But the weather is so rare today, he decided to cook a big meal for Miao Qianxiu.The proprietress of the pork shop today was especially enthusiastic, and she greeted Shan Yang from all the way after seeing Shan Yang. "Boy, come here!"

Shan Yang handed the snacks for the little fat man to the proprietress, and said, "Madam proprietress, business is very good today, do you have any better pork neck?"

The proprietress scolded lightly, "Don't buy him food all the time, it's almost as heavy as a pig, and he won't grow brains after eating it."

"These are healthy snacks that are better than other chips and chips."

"Hey, don't talk about that, let me ask you, are you on TV?" The proprietress leaned forward and tried her best to get closer, "It's that ABC TV station, is that you?"

Shan Yang was a little surprised. So far, only two episodes have been aired, and he only showed his face in the first episode. Unexpectedly, he was seen by acquaintances.He nodded, a little embarrassed, "It's me."

The proprietress's voice came up immediately, and she excitedly swung the boning knife, "Oh, it's true. It was my fat boy with sharp eyes who watched the show and asked me if it was Big Brother Shan. I saw it, and I really looked like it. It's a pity that the time is too long. It’s too short, I didn’t hear the beginning, and I don’t know if it’s true.” The proprietress talked a lot, and then gave Shanyang a good pork neck at almost half the price, and patted her chest as if promising, “ Don't worry, in future TV voting, this area will definitely vote for you, including me!" After finishing speaking, she greeted her left and right loudly, as if she wanted to spread the word.

Shan Yang's scalp was numb, and he didn't even buy any shrimp, so he left in a hurry.It took another afternoon to clean up the room and potted plants, and when Miao Qianxiu came back from get off work, the pork neck was already exuding an extremely tempting aroma in the oven.Pork neck is live meat, so it doesn't need heavy seasoning, just a little black pepper and sea salt can be delicious.

Miao Qianxiu was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the kitchen, and said to Shan Yang disappointedly, "Didn't you say to make curry shrimp for me?"

"I'm sorry, baby." Shan Yang was biting the tip of his pencil, trying to write down the idea that he had just had a flash of inspiration, but he didn't listen to Miao Qianxiu much, and comforted him casually.

Hearing this address, Miao Qianxiu was stunned for a moment, then sighed, picked up a small stool, and sat in the kitchen watching the oven while waiting for the pork neck to come out of the oven.

Fortunately, the pork neck meat is delicious, comforting Miao Qianxiu's stomach that misses the curry shrimp, and the potato salad is also delicious.After eating, Miao Qianxiu happily cleaned up the kitchen, then took out a white cultural shirt from his backpack, and showed it to Shan Yang as if offering a treasure. "Look! There is a cat on it." On the chest of the cultural shirt, there is indeed a stick figure black cat, which looks vigilant and innocent.

Shan Yang took it over, found a pair of small scissors to help him tidy up the threads, and asked casually, "Do you have work clothes?"

"On Wednesday, we're going to go out to play and go to Jiaoyang." Jiaoyang is a bamboo forest area. There used to be a famous movie in it, and now it has been developed into a film and television tourist attraction.

"Ah? Employee benefits?" Shan Yang raised his head, a little surprised.Rehabilitation centers are not welfare organizations, and it is hard to imagine that their staff will hold normal group activities.

"I'll pay for it."

Oh, the AA system.Shan Yang suddenly realized, "Isn't Wednesday the day after tomorrow?"

Miao Qianxiu nodded.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to the market again tomorrow." Shan Yang frowned in distress.

This was the first time that Miao Qianxiu had left home since he moved into their house unexpectedly. Shan Yang prepared a big bag for Miao Qianxiu according to his old mother's habit of packing his backpack for spring outings. An ice pack, the fruit is cut into bite size, and two small bottles of iced drinks.In addition, there are instant seaweed and seafood rice balls, cumin fried squid rings, and homemade spicy chicken feet and yogurt soluble beans.With a big bulging bag, Miao Qianxiu's back and shoulders were obviously shorter.

Shan Yang looked at Miao Qianxiu in travel gear with satisfaction, patted him on the shoulder, and said goodbye with a smile, "Let's play." After finishing speaking, he felt that the words were very familiar.It took a long time after Miao Qianxiu left before he suddenly realized.In the past, their hometown had a raccoon cat that caught mice, and they had to go out every night when it got dark.Every time before it goes out, my mother will grab the cat, pet it up and down three times, then pat the cat's head and say, "Go and play".My mother said that cats are wandering, maybe they forget the way home after playing, so let it remember.For so many years, the cat has never been lost once.Thinking of this, Shan Yang couldn't help laughing.

Miao Qianxiu went there for two days, and when he came back, his backpack was empty, his face was dusty, but he wasn't tanned, just in time to watch the third issue of "Looking for the Golden Microphone" with Shan Yang.The style of this issue is obviously different from the gentleness of the previous two issues. It is a close-up shot of Masson at the beginning. "I think his attitude towards the show is very fake. He always wants to stand out and doesn't care about other people's feelings at all."

Shan Yang crushed the potato chips in his hand, his heart skipped a beat, he thought he was talking about me.

Sure enough, the next second was his solo interview. "Ma Song seems unprofessional on this point." In the later stage, he dedicatedly added exaggerated blood-red characters on the side—tear?Which is right and which is wrong, a competition is about to begin!

Single Yang Fu forehead.The program team finally agreed to give him more shots, and he can show his face in the film. I don't know whether this treatment should be happy or excellent.

When it came to the official show, the atmosphere was even more embarrassing.Shan Yang really admired the post-production team of the program group. The editing effect and the ability to enhance the atmosphere are simply superb. Just watching the film, Shan Yang can't recall the scene of the recording at all.He admired as he watched, did I really say that?Why do I also start to feel sharp in my eyes?I rely on Ma Song, did he fall in love with me? What's with the love and hate eyes?In addition to their group, Wen Bingbing and Jiang Ziliu next door were also torn apart. When they were preparing for the show backstage, they even fought for [-] rounds with real swords and guns.No wonder when Wen Bingbing was mentioned in the previous recording, Jiang Ziliu always looked like he was gnashing his teeth.

Shan Yang tsk tsk, bit the potato chips until they were crunchy, and said with a Northeast accent: "It's so exciting——"

Miao Qianxiu nestled next to him, not very interested in the show, only opened his eyes fully when the scene of Shan Yang appeared, and took a few glances.At this time, Shan Yang's on-stage performance was over, and Ma Song's interview shot appeared again.Shan Yang originally thought that the scene in the title sounded tense because of the post-editing.Unexpectedly, after hearing what Ma Song said, he felt even more angry and puzzled.

"He (Shan Yang) looks fake all over. He has relationships with makeup artists and rivals, acting like he is familiar with everyone. It's not a moral contest, shouldn't we only do professional things? In the game, instead, it will only slow down, like to command chaos, and like to show off. I think this kind of behavior is quite cheap."

Shan Yang has some indigestion.It sounds like a villain who is flattering and flattering everywhere. "Damn!" He couldn't help but swear, "Bitch!"

It was probably the first time he heard Shan Yang swearing, Miao Qianxiu stared at him with wide eyes, looking like he was frightened.

Shan Yang covered his ears with his hands, "Good boy, I can't hear you."

Miao Qianxiu broke free and was silent for a long time before suddenly saying, "Do you want him to disappear?"

Shan Yang was taken aback, "Can you stop saying Zhen Huan's lines with the expression of a gangster, it's scary. I warn you, don't act recklessly, murder is against the law, the law is not merciful, and prison food is not good."

Miao Qianxiu stopped talking again.

After watching the show, Shan Yang updated Weibo as usual, and found that there were quite a few new retweets and comments, most of which were about the show. I think Mason is unreasonable.Shan Yang thought about it and decided to add a Weibo post.He took out the wooden sword given to him by old Mr. Yu for practicing kung fu from the room, put it on his back with the sword sheath, walked around the living room with his teeth and claws, and even did two backflips, which made Miao Qianxiu Take a second shot video for him.Then he posted the video on Weibo, writing: Yes, I was discovered by you, I am a walking sword!Spin and jump!

This video received a good response. The most important thing is that a famous joker suddenly reposted it with the comment, "Young boy's waist is good, wow, licking his abs angrily [nympho]".Overnight, the retweets of the original Weibo increased several times, and Shan Yang was so frightened that he rolled off the bed before he was fully awake.

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