[Comprehensive] The owner of Haifang just wants a new dress
Chapter 100 Toxic Extra Story
[Di, suitable conditions have been detected and the system has been bound. 】
[In order to help players recall the good memories of the previous experience, a "Fish Head Transformation Coupon" is now given to the player, which will be issued immediately and will take effect immediately. 】
Early this morning, the long-awaited system sound rang in Zhu Fanghai's mind.
[Hello, long time no see, dear player, do you miss me? 】The system said in a cheap tone,【Suddenly appeared, are you surprised?Is it surprising?Are you happy? 】
Happy you uncle.
Looking at the fish head in the mirror, Zhu Fanghai gave the system a middle finger very readily.
Fortunately, Huang went out early due to work reasons, otherwise Zhu Fanghai gave the system more than just a middle finger.
[I just want to blow your dog's head off right now. 】Zhu Fanghai stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, as if he could stare until the fish head in the mirror disappeared, 【I need to explain. 】
[That's right!Recently, the main system requires us to conduct a customer return visit survey. I think of you. Come and cooperate. How about we have a pleasant return visit experience? 】The system's tone is full of flattery.
[No way,] Zhu Fanghai said indifferently, [I will return for a return visit, why did you give me the 'fish head transformation coupon'?I am a good person, why do I have to become a fish head? 】
[Tsk tsk tsk, you have changed, player, you are no longer the player who loved fish heads so much! 】
Zhu Fanghai: ...
[No matter how much I love you, I can't let me live in the real world with the image of a fish head, right?Others can't be scared to death after seeing it?Cancel it for me now. 】Zhu Fanghai said angrily,【How about you change me into the human form later on? 】
[This... can't. ] The system is so difficult, [Once the transformation coupon is used, it cannot be canceled. For the rules, refer to the shikigami conversion coupon in yys. 】
【What? ?Then how do you tell me to go out? 】This familiar cheating feeling, sure enough, the attributes of the system cheating have not changed, right? [Is there any time limit?Can it change back to this after a certain time? 】
[No, how to cancel the transformation, please explore by yourself, the next task will be released for you soon~]
[Is there another task? 】Zhu Fanghai was deeply shocked by the system's shamelessness.
[Daily task 1: The fish head also wants to be recognized - please go out with the image of Kai Fangzhu!Within the time limit of 10 minutes, overtime penalty: Go out wearing women's clothing in the image of Umibozu.Start the timer now...]
Zhu Fanghai: "???" What the hell!Let him go out like this, and put on women's clothes when he doesn't go out, the system, you can't get tired of playing women's clothes, right?Are you afraid of hot eyes when you wear women's clothes like a fish head?
It's all about complaining, but Zhu Fanghai didn't really dare not go out at this time, otherwise the garbage system would probably give him a set of women's clothing that could be worn by a fish head and force him to wear it before throwing him out.
He randomly found a large scarf to cover his head, and took out a pair of sunglasses and a mask to put on himself. Before going out, he had to spend a lot of effort to hide his tail under his clothes.
In order not to be caught as a mutant creature for research, he also worked hard.
But even so, he still attracted some people's attention when he went out. After all, because of this attire and his timid posture due to guilt, it was almost like 'I'm suspicious, come and catch me.' 'These large characters are marked on the top of the head.
[Dick, daily task 1 is completed, daily task 2 is triggered: go to meet the fish heads of the same kind - please reach the place where you can see the fish within 10 minutes, timeout penalty: change the player's gender for half an hour.The countdown starts now...]
【Depend on!You are simply cheating me under the guise of a return visit! 】Is there any need to do such a meaningless task?The system is definitely playing with him!
[There are still 9 minutes! 】
Although he had scolded the system all over in his heart, in order not to be punished, he stepped on Kaibozu's short legs and looked around for places with fish.
Finally, with less than a minute left, Zhu Fanghai found a street selling flowers, birds, fish and pets, and successfully slipped in.
Standing in front of a super-large fish tank, Zhu Fanghai couldn't help but took off his mask and let out a breath when he saw no one around.
"you……"
As soon as he took off the mask, there was a hesitant sound from his side. Zhu Fanghai was startled, and quickly put the mask on again.
"Are you here to buy pets for your children too?" An old woman with gray hair looked at Zhu Fanghai with a smile, "Is it because I have a cold that I wear a scarf and a mask on a hot day? People of our age really need more pets." Pay attention to your body, you are really sick!"
Zhu Fanghai: "..." It seems that the other party's eyesight is not very good, and he is regarded as someone of the same age.
Nodding wildly at the old woman, Zhu Fanghai started running wildly again, because the next task of the system came again.
One morning passed, and when he got home, Zhu Fanghai was already like a dead fish, he just wanted to lie on the bed and stay motionless.
He even had the feeling that Kaibozu's chubby belly had been flattened by the whole morning.
[Okay, the task has been completed, are you going to release me from the transformation state? ] After running a series of ten tasks in one morning, the important thing is that no one noticed anything unusual, he almost wanted to give himself a thumbs up.But it doesn't mean that he can endure this state all the time. After a whole morning, he misses his original body even more urgently.
【Huh!Didn't I say that players should explore by themselves! 】The system is very innocent.
【Oh?Feelings I have been threatened and punished by you for the ten missions I did before, and there is no reward at all? 】
[There are rewards!wait. ] There was a sound of rummaging for something, and then something appeared out of thin air and fell into his arms, [Congratulations to the player for getting the beep——props, XXX props, OOO props, unspeakable six-piece set, everyone knows xx Clothes……】
[…] He doesn't want these things at all, okay!fall!
Zhu Fanghai threw a box of things on the ground in a fit of anger. When the box fell over, several spherical objects rolled out and stopped at a person's feet.
The visitor reached out to pick up the dropped object, observed it carefully, then looked at Zhu Yutou Fanghai who was sitting by the bed, and asked, "What are you doing?"
But at this time, Zhu Fanghai's mind was already froze by the words 'he saw'.
"Fanghai?" Huang stretched out his hand in front of Zhu Fanghai, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"
Relieved, seeing his current appearance reflected in Huang's pupils, Zhu Fanghai lifted the quilt and got in with a groan.
[Ah, ah, he saw it! 】Zhu Fanghai collapsed, 【Damn, how do you pay me? ? 】
【What did you see?That box of things still looks like the player now? 】The system behaved very calmly,【Why are you so shy when you're both old couples? 】
[Speaking lightly! ] He didn't care about his image when he was not in a relationship before, but since he was in a relationship, of course he wanted to show his best side in front of the other party, what's the matter now!
【You have to believe that what Huang loves is your soul, not your body~】
【He dares to love such a body, I am afraid I will doubt his aesthetic...】
At this time, the edge of the bed suddenly sank, Huang Tan turned around and thought for a while, put his hand on the quilt and patted it lightly, "What happened? Why don't you come out and let me help you find a solution?"
Upon hearing the words, Zhu Fanghai carefully exposed the fish's head, and whimpered about the whole story: "That's it."
Huang, who knew what had happened, frowned and comforted, "There must be a solution. Don't go to the company until the solution is resolved."
"But you..." Zhu Fanghai hesitated to speak.
In his mind, he automatically imagined all the things he and Huang had at home before, replacing himself with Master Kaibo. I don't know what Huang thinks, but he himself can't accept it...
Seeing that Zhu Fanghai was still very depressed, Huang frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and said, "Why don't we try that?"
"Which one?"
Zhu Fanghai raised his head, but Huang lowered his head and kissed him on the mouth.
"!!!" Are you talking about this? ? ?
Before he could continue to be shocked, he felt a flash of white light before his eyes, and then looked at his hands and found that he had changed back to his original appearance.
"What's going on?" Zhu Fanghai was a little confused.
【Congratulations to the player for triggering the 'True Love Kiss' and releasing the fish head transformation status. This return survey is over. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye! 】
The kiss of true love?Huang, as an oriental god, you actually believe in things in fairy tales. Isn't it a bit unreasonable? ?
Seeing that Zhu Fanghai still looked shocked, Huang said helplessly, "Since you've changed back, don't be so entangled."
"No...you wait!" Zhu Fanghai's eyes suddenly filled with hesitation when he looked at Huang, "Do you...do you like me or Master Haifang?"
shortage:"……"
"Why can you still kiss the fish head!" Zhu Fanghai was a little confused. So Huang likes the image of his fish head?
"I think we can discuss this issue more deeply." After being questioned, Huang's eyes darkened, and he leaned over to pick up a thing beside the bed and said to Zhu Fanghai.
"Huh? Huh???"
Afterwards, Huang pressed a kiss next to the ear of the comatose man.
"How many times have I said, no matter what you become, I will always fall in love with your unchanged soul."
…………
A certain system far away in the system space wiped the sweat from his brow, "Finally sent this box of the latest props to Mr. Huang, now he should give me a good review, right?"
The author has something to say: the above is all the contents of the manuscript box. The author will use his mobile phone to code for the little angels if he has time after studying!Chirp~
[In order to help players recall the good memories of the previous experience, a "Fish Head Transformation Coupon" is now given to the player, which will be issued immediately and will take effect immediately. 】
Early this morning, the long-awaited system sound rang in Zhu Fanghai's mind.
[Hello, long time no see, dear player, do you miss me? 】The system said in a cheap tone,【Suddenly appeared, are you surprised?Is it surprising?Are you happy? 】
Happy you uncle.
Looking at the fish head in the mirror, Zhu Fanghai gave the system a middle finger very readily.
Fortunately, Huang went out early due to work reasons, otherwise Zhu Fanghai gave the system more than just a middle finger.
[I just want to blow your dog's head off right now. 】Zhu Fanghai stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, as if he could stare until the fish head in the mirror disappeared, 【I need to explain. 】
[That's right!Recently, the main system requires us to conduct a customer return visit survey. I think of you. Come and cooperate. How about we have a pleasant return visit experience? 】The system's tone is full of flattery.
[No way,] Zhu Fanghai said indifferently, [I will return for a return visit, why did you give me the 'fish head transformation coupon'?I am a good person, why do I have to become a fish head? 】
[Tsk tsk tsk, you have changed, player, you are no longer the player who loved fish heads so much! 】
Zhu Fanghai: ...
[No matter how much I love you, I can't let me live in the real world with the image of a fish head, right?Others can't be scared to death after seeing it?Cancel it for me now. 】Zhu Fanghai said angrily,【How about you change me into the human form later on? 】
[This... can't. ] The system is so difficult, [Once the transformation coupon is used, it cannot be canceled. For the rules, refer to the shikigami conversion coupon in yys. 】
【What? ?Then how do you tell me to go out? 】This familiar cheating feeling, sure enough, the attributes of the system cheating have not changed, right? [Is there any time limit?Can it change back to this after a certain time? 】
[No, how to cancel the transformation, please explore by yourself, the next task will be released for you soon~]
[Is there another task? 】Zhu Fanghai was deeply shocked by the system's shamelessness.
[Daily task 1: The fish head also wants to be recognized - please go out with the image of Kai Fangzhu!Within the time limit of 10 minutes, overtime penalty: Go out wearing women's clothing in the image of Umibozu.Start the timer now...]
Zhu Fanghai: "???" What the hell!Let him go out like this, and put on women's clothes when he doesn't go out, the system, you can't get tired of playing women's clothes, right?Are you afraid of hot eyes when you wear women's clothes like a fish head?
It's all about complaining, but Zhu Fanghai didn't really dare not go out at this time, otherwise the garbage system would probably give him a set of women's clothing that could be worn by a fish head and force him to wear it before throwing him out.
He randomly found a large scarf to cover his head, and took out a pair of sunglasses and a mask to put on himself. Before going out, he had to spend a lot of effort to hide his tail under his clothes.
In order not to be caught as a mutant creature for research, he also worked hard.
But even so, he still attracted some people's attention when he went out. After all, because of this attire and his timid posture due to guilt, it was almost like 'I'm suspicious, come and catch me.' 'These large characters are marked on the top of the head.
[Dick, daily task 1 is completed, daily task 2 is triggered: go to meet the fish heads of the same kind - please reach the place where you can see the fish within 10 minutes, timeout penalty: change the player's gender for half an hour.The countdown starts now...]
【Depend on!You are simply cheating me under the guise of a return visit! 】Is there any need to do such a meaningless task?The system is definitely playing with him!
[There are still 9 minutes! 】
Although he had scolded the system all over in his heart, in order not to be punished, he stepped on Kaibozu's short legs and looked around for places with fish.
Finally, with less than a minute left, Zhu Fanghai found a street selling flowers, birds, fish and pets, and successfully slipped in.
Standing in front of a super-large fish tank, Zhu Fanghai couldn't help but took off his mask and let out a breath when he saw no one around.
"you……"
As soon as he took off the mask, there was a hesitant sound from his side. Zhu Fanghai was startled, and quickly put the mask on again.
"Are you here to buy pets for your children too?" An old woman with gray hair looked at Zhu Fanghai with a smile, "Is it because I have a cold that I wear a scarf and a mask on a hot day? People of our age really need more pets." Pay attention to your body, you are really sick!"
Zhu Fanghai: "..." It seems that the other party's eyesight is not very good, and he is regarded as someone of the same age.
Nodding wildly at the old woman, Zhu Fanghai started running wildly again, because the next task of the system came again.
One morning passed, and when he got home, Zhu Fanghai was already like a dead fish, he just wanted to lie on the bed and stay motionless.
He even had the feeling that Kaibozu's chubby belly had been flattened by the whole morning.
[Okay, the task has been completed, are you going to release me from the transformation state? ] After running a series of ten tasks in one morning, the important thing is that no one noticed anything unusual, he almost wanted to give himself a thumbs up.But it doesn't mean that he can endure this state all the time. After a whole morning, he misses his original body even more urgently.
【Huh!Didn't I say that players should explore by themselves! 】The system is very innocent.
【Oh?Feelings I have been threatened and punished by you for the ten missions I did before, and there is no reward at all? 】
[There are rewards!wait. ] There was a sound of rummaging for something, and then something appeared out of thin air and fell into his arms, [Congratulations to the player for getting the beep——props, XXX props, OOO props, unspeakable six-piece set, everyone knows xx Clothes……】
[…] He doesn't want these things at all, okay!fall!
Zhu Fanghai threw a box of things on the ground in a fit of anger. When the box fell over, several spherical objects rolled out and stopped at a person's feet.
The visitor reached out to pick up the dropped object, observed it carefully, then looked at Zhu Yutou Fanghai who was sitting by the bed, and asked, "What are you doing?"
But at this time, Zhu Fanghai's mind was already froze by the words 'he saw'.
"Fanghai?" Huang stretched out his hand in front of Zhu Fanghai, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"
Relieved, seeing his current appearance reflected in Huang's pupils, Zhu Fanghai lifted the quilt and got in with a groan.
[Ah, ah, he saw it! 】Zhu Fanghai collapsed, 【Damn, how do you pay me? ? 】
【What did you see?That box of things still looks like the player now? 】The system behaved very calmly,【Why are you so shy when you're both old couples? 】
[Speaking lightly! ] He didn't care about his image when he was not in a relationship before, but since he was in a relationship, of course he wanted to show his best side in front of the other party, what's the matter now!
【You have to believe that what Huang loves is your soul, not your body~】
【He dares to love such a body, I am afraid I will doubt his aesthetic...】
At this time, the edge of the bed suddenly sank, Huang Tan turned around and thought for a while, put his hand on the quilt and patted it lightly, "What happened? Why don't you come out and let me help you find a solution?"
Upon hearing the words, Zhu Fanghai carefully exposed the fish's head, and whimpered about the whole story: "That's it."
Huang, who knew what had happened, frowned and comforted, "There must be a solution. Don't go to the company until the solution is resolved."
"But you..." Zhu Fanghai hesitated to speak.
In his mind, he automatically imagined all the things he and Huang had at home before, replacing himself with Master Kaibo. I don't know what Huang thinks, but he himself can't accept it...
Seeing that Zhu Fanghai was still very depressed, Huang frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and said, "Why don't we try that?"
"Which one?"
Zhu Fanghai raised his head, but Huang lowered his head and kissed him on the mouth.
"!!!" Are you talking about this? ? ?
Before he could continue to be shocked, he felt a flash of white light before his eyes, and then looked at his hands and found that he had changed back to his original appearance.
"What's going on?" Zhu Fanghai was a little confused.
【Congratulations to the player for triggering the 'True Love Kiss' and releasing the fish head transformation status. This return survey is over. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye! 】
The kiss of true love?Huang, as an oriental god, you actually believe in things in fairy tales. Isn't it a bit unreasonable? ?
Seeing that Zhu Fanghai still looked shocked, Huang said helplessly, "Since you've changed back, don't be so entangled."
"No...you wait!" Zhu Fanghai's eyes suddenly filled with hesitation when he looked at Huang, "Do you...do you like me or Master Haifang?"
shortage:"……"
"Why can you still kiss the fish head!" Zhu Fanghai was a little confused. So Huang likes the image of his fish head?
"I think we can discuss this issue more deeply." After being questioned, Huang's eyes darkened, and he leaned over to pick up a thing beside the bed and said to Zhu Fanghai.
"Huh? Huh???"
Afterwards, Huang pressed a kiss next to the ear of the comatose man.
"How many times have I said, no matter what you become, I will always fall in love with your unchanged soul."
…………
A certain system far away in the system space wiped the sweat from his brow, "Finally sent this box of the latest props to Mr. Huang, now he should give me a good review, right?"
The author has something to say: the above is all the contents of the manuscript box. The author will use his mobile phone to code for the little angels if he has time after studying!Chirp~
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