Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

Just like Wu Qinyao's idea, Teemoshu didn't actively attack humans. Like last time, it would take humans to eat in its own nest, and even let its newborn cubs play with human children.

In the tunnel, the sound of children playing and talking can be heard at any time.

"This kind of soil is the same as the sand on the earth, and there is no way to use it at all." Grabbing a handful of soil in the tunnel, the geologist studied it carefully with the light of a flashlight.

"Piling them outside for a long time is not an option. As long as there is a hurricane, the tunnel will continue to be blocked."

"We thought about turning these sands into food, but Timo Mouse doesn't eat them at all." Wu Qinyao took up its words, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. For food, can you?"

The geologist glanced at him and shook his head, "Impossible, even if humans can eat it, it is impossible to eat one-third of Planet T."

After finishing speaking, the geologist grabbed a handful of darker soil from the side and put it in his mouth, chewing carefully, it was full of the aroma of Yangzhou fried rice.

I can't eat it, I can't use it, what should I do?

Just when everyone was at a loss, they heard sharp shouts from the tunnel.

Follow the call, the sound comes from the cave where Teemo Mouse lives.Both ends of the hole were blocked by the spilled sand. Even though the Teemos above had been working hard to transport it, it was still more than ten meters thick.

An elderly Teemo and his family of three lived in the cave. When he woke up, he found it difficult to breathe. After a while, the confined space became more stuffy.

The oxygen inside was getting less and less, and the shouting was getting weaker and weaker. The soldiers rushed to help transport, and temporarily transported the sand to the nearby tunnel one after another. It took 10 minutes to dig a hole.

When the people inside were rescued, everyone was still in shock. It never occurred to them that the sand here almost killed them.

After resting for a while, I heard the same call from another direction.

Originally, the crypt on planet T could accommodate Teemo. Even if the soil had to be transported out every day, there was no need to worry about the risk of the hole being blocked.But after humans came, they had to dig longer and wider tunnels, so that those narrower tunnels would accumulate more sand and soil.

It seems that if human beings want to truly migrate to planet T, they must not only solve the problem of Teemo, but also solve the problem of sand and soil.

……

These days, the soldiers have never had a good night's sleep, and they are always on high alert for fear of another accident where the hole will be blocked again.

The accompanying scientists took advantage of the windless days to study on the surface of planet T how to move the sand and soil from the planet.

"Be taller! Be taller!" Seeing the children playing beside him, Wu Qinyao thought of his childhood.It's a pity that I am not as happy as them.

Guagua took Teemo and played a game similar to "trampoline" with the children. Each hole was like a spring surface of the trampoline, and Guagua's "fart" acted as a spring.

In the tunnel, Guagua is full of energy every time he farts. When he jumps out, it is enough to bounce a child weighing fifty to sixty pounds high. When the child falls back into the tunnel, it is as exciting as riding a roller coaster.

The other Teemos also turned into croaks one after another. Every time they farted, they were more motivated than croaks. Twice, the children almost fell to the ground next to them because they were flying too high.

"Den!"

Huang Chen raised his hand and slapped Guagua on the head, pulling him out of the hole with the back of his neck.

"What kind of game is not good to play, you have to play such a dangerous game! What if you hurt the child?" Huang Chen angrily scolded.

Guagua rubbed his head, and lowered the corners of his eyes guiltily, "I'm afraid they are too boring, it's not interesting to stay in the cave every day, Guagua."

After all, planet T is not as good as the earth. Although there are a lot of daily necessities and some entertainment facilities inside, the children cannot adapt to the days when they are facing the lights all day.

"If you really want to settle here, humans can't live underground forever." Wu Qinyao patted Huang Chen's shoulder, a little disappointed.

Sand and soil problems, living habits, and large and small differences make these volunteers unable to adapt to life here well.Seeing the approaching hurricane in the distance, Wu Qinyao sighed dejectedly: It seems that the plan of human beings to emigrate to planet T still cannot be realized.

"Fireworks! Wow! Fireworks!"

Hearing the applause of several children behind him, Wu Qinyao was hit by the oncoming sand just as he turned his head. Before he could open his eyes, he was hit again.

Seeing Wu Qinyao being beaten into a mess by the sand, the children laughed even louder.

Even Huang Chen and Guagua next to them couldn't help it, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

The "fireworks" that children say are actually broken sand balls.In order to quickly transport the sand balls out of the tunnel, the croaking Teemos all burrowed down and burst all the sand balls out with their farts.

The sand balls themselves are heavy, and under the impact of the fart, some of them will be crushed into powder in the tunnel, and some will be crushed into powder after rushing out of the tunnel, but this kind of transportation speed is indeed much faster than carrying them back and forth.

fireworks?fart?etc!

Seeing the sand balls constantly exploding in front of his eyes, Wu Qinyao suddenly thought of a good idea!

"Assume that the volume of the sand ball is V, the required speed is v, and the gravitational acceleration of planet T five kilometers from the ground is a..." Several college students from the mathematics department gathered together to calculate a series of formulas. After 10 minutes, they separated Several sets of processes with different results were presented.

"Maximum impact is achieved at ten kilometers from the surface."

"The minimum number of Teemos can be used at two kilometers above the surface."

"Wait... wait, there is something wrong with my answer, I'll change it later."

……

According to different results, Wu Qinyao recruited more than 100 Teemo mice to prepare for the experiment.

"You need 'poof', then 'dididi' and then 'wow'." Wu Qinyao danced and demonstrated the content of this experiment, more attentively than a clown in a circus.

But those Teemo mice didn't understand what he meant after watching the monkey show for a long time, until the quack walked up to them slowly, pouted his buttocks and farted to the side.

"Bobobo!" Now, all the Teemos turned into croaks and were ready to stand by.

Leading the eight Teemo mice into the tunnel, they squeezed each other with the expression of wanting to blow their eyeballs out.But there is no way, in order to ensure the effect, a tunnel must have eight Teemo mice to provide "fart power".

Stopping at the tunnel five kilometers from the surface, Guagua slowly pushed a specially treated sand ball over from the tunnel next to it.Because there is enough saliva on it, it is extremely sticky, and some ordinary sand is mixed in, so the surface is very hard.

"Three, two, one, quack!"

The moment Guagua pushed the sand ball down, the eight Teemo mice exerted their strength at the same time and let out a huge fart.

The eight balls of farts mixed together in the tunnel and turned into a huge ball. When it hit the sand ball, the huge "fart force" provided instantly turned into an impact force.

The long and narrow tunnel is like the barrel of a gun, the fart is like the driving force of a **** explosion, and the ball of sand is like a bullet.

There was only a "bang", and in less than a second, the sand ball rushed out of the tunnel and rushed into space at a rocket-like speed.

Holding the telescope, Wu Qinyao could see that the sand balls were slowly disintegrating, and finally broke into sand again under the friction of the atmosphere of planet T. Although a small part fell down again, most of the sand balls were floating in space.

Immediately afterwards, other groups of sand balls also successfully lifted into the air, and finally broke into sand outside the atmosphere.

It worked!The test was successful!

As Wu Qinyao predicted, sand and soil can be transported out of the surface of Planet T with farts.In addition, the saliva soaked in the sand ball has become food, which can be obtained from space at any time without too much trouble. It is simply killing two birds with one stone.

In the tunnel, seeing that the sand ball didn't come back, all the Teemos smiled, and the dark pupils seemed to be able to hold the entire starry sky.

After the experiment was successful, the Teemo mice on planet T were divided into two groups: one wave turned into a croaking appearance, using saliva to ball the sand into balls, and the other wave was used as a source of "fart power" and squeezed together Waiting in the tunnel for launch.

"I didn't expect that your most useless talent is so useful." Huang Chen praised Guagua when he was helping the ball of sand.

Guagua smiled sweetly, and his originally flushed cheeks became even more rosy, "Hee hee, I'm just farting, gua." After speaking, Guagua turned sideways and let out another fart.

Quack, quack, this fever has been going on for several days, but it still hasn't evolved, Huang Chen couldn't wait any longer.

I don't know how much cuter the evolution quack can become this time?There is just one thing, I hope he won't produce any too weird talents again.

"Why don't you go to rest? Leave it to us here." Huang Chen waved his hand to Guagua to let him go to rest.

Quack, who had been tired for a long time, yawned, and stretched out his face towards Huang Chen, "I need a kiss from the master to sleep well, quack."

Immediately afterwards, the Teemo mice next to them stretched their faces over one by one imitating the appearance of croaking.

When Huang Chen lowered his head to kiss him, a Teemo mouse moved his face closer.

"mua!"

It's over, it's over, the kiss that belongs to me was snatched away by Teemo...