Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

The crisis in the lunar training camp has been resolved, and all the troops in other training camps have retreated.Seeing the ships scattered in all directions, and the huge comet following his spaceship, Guagua happily hummed a ditty.

Wu Qinyao sat in the passenger seat and clicked on the operation panel, and sent two drones to scan the group of resources.Sure enough, in addition to those special-grade metals, even other elemental specimens and new substances are all inside.

Thinking about it, Sun Xiao and the others had been busy for a long time, not only did they not get these things, but they also let Teemoshu dismantle the lunar training camp to pieces, it must be a headache to death.

"I knew it would have a solution." Wu Qinyao triumphantly muttered to Huang Chen in the passenger seat.

Huang Chen, on the other hand, didn't know the tricks in it until now.Originally, I was the one who knew everything about Guagua, but now I felt that Guagua was a bit mysterious, and even I couldn't see the situation clearly.

Seeing Huang Chen looking at him with a dazed face, Wu Qinyao took a sip of water and explained casually to him, "After the evolution, Quack is not only a fart, but also has a very high IQ. As long as he is properly guided, he will definitely be able to draw inferences."

"This matter can be regarded as a satisfactory solution. Don't blame it. After all, we wouldn't return these things without it."

From the moment he came out, Wu Qinyao realized Huang Chen's indifference to Quack, not only did he not praise him, he even rarely spoke to it.Fortunately, Guagua is easy to be satisfied, Huang Chen's occasional look is enough for him to make up a picture of love and harmony in his mind.

"I know." Huang Chen nodded if he realized something, and turned his head to look at Quack who was sitting on the ball of metal, the last bit of resentment in his heart disappeared completely.

In the final analysis, the starting point of all the decisions of Guagua is for its own benefit, and the Cold War these days can be regarded as its punishment.

Seeing Huang Chen's hesitation and hesitation, Wu Qinyao waved his hand at him, "Go, go, Mars is only a short distance away, I can handle it by myself."

Getting off his seat, Huang Chen took out the compressed biscuits from his backpack and poured a glass of orange juice.When walking towards Guagua, he kept thinking about how to say the first sentence.

It's really strange, I have always been very confident, and I have never choked up.Why are you so nervous when facing croaks?

Outside the cabin, three or two Teemo mice were interacting with Guagua on the glass, and several small tails were spinning rapidly like propellers.It can be seen that they like croaking very much, and the corners of their mouths are slightly opened, and the two white front teeth are full of smiles.

Guagua was shaking the little jiojio, but when Huang Chen approached, it stopped suddenly, and its toes slowly shrank together.A few seconds later, by the time Huang Chen wanted to escape, it was already too late.

"Oh!"

Guagua surreptitiously pushed up the little PP, God knows he let out a fart with huge energy, Huang Chenbeng staggered and fell to the bottom of his ass, not to mention the orange juice spilled all over his body, and the compressed biscuits were shattered into slag.

"Master, master! I'm sorry, quack!"

Guagua turned his head and saw Huang Chen's distressed appearance, quickly jumped off the metal, ran to Huang Chen's side in two or three steps, and wiped all the biscuit powder off his body.

"No, nothing." Huang Chen smiled awkwardly, put the water glass on the ground beside him, and wiped the juice on his face with his sleeve.

After experiencing what happened to Wu Qinyao, Guagua became extremely sensitive, afraid that he would do something wrong.But it just happened to be an inadvertent fart, and the master collapsed again.

"I don't blame you." Huang Chen stretched out his finger and rubbed Guagua's forehead, forced an awkward smile.He is not very good at reconciliation routines, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't organize his words, "I...you...are you hungry. I wanted to bring you something to eat, but it seems that I have to wait until I go back."

Seeing Huang Chen's incoherent manner, he guessed his intentions with a quack, "Did the master forgive me? Quack?"

Guagua really became smarter!Even if you don't say it, you can guess it.Huang Chen straightened up, pretending to be serious, "That's what you said, I didn't say that."

"My master is the best! Quack!" Jumping up from the ground, Gugua threw himself into Huang Chen's arms, licked the juice off Huang Chen's face with his tongue, and let out a "giggle" laugh from his mouth .

Huh?How did the juice taste sweeter?It's a thousand times better than usual!

Looking at the Teemo mice outside again, one turned into Huang Chen's appearance, and the other turned into a quack appearance, hugging each other and circling in space.One imitated the appearance of croaking, and licked the other's face several times, and the other one would infer other things from one instance, and pressed towards it...

Seeing Teemo's mouths sticking together, Quack's face turned red.

"Lord, master, I also want to hug and hold high, quack." Lowering his head, quack murmured softly.

Huang Chen twitched his eyebrows, hugged Guagua in front of him, fixed his eyes on it, "Well, this time you have contributed the most, and I should reward you."

Hearing Huang Chen's agreement, Guagua closed his eyes nervously, and pouted at Huang Chen with difficulty.

"Boom!"

Guagua only felt a sudden numbness in the head, and the brain collapse almost shook it out of the concussion.

Rubbing the slightly bulging bump on his head, Guagua lowered the corners of his eyes unhappily, and struggled out of Huang Chen's arms.With his back turned to Huang Chen, Guagua complained, "Master, why are you doing this? If you don't reward me, you still hit me, Gua."

The surrounding soldiers all looked at them, seeing Gugua turning around angrily, they all burst out laughing.The eyes that had gathered on them just now dispersed quickly.

At this time, Huang Chen slowly bent down and kissed lightly on the place where the brain collapsed.Guagua could clearly feel that burst of warmth, clearly hating Huang Chen to death one second, and loving him to death the next.

"There are too many people, we'll talk about it when we go back tonight." Rubbing the stubble of his chin against Gugua's head, Huang Chen deliberately lowered his voice.

A sweet smile instantly appeared on Guagua's face, "Okay... Gua~"

……

Gathered on the grounds of the Martian training camp, the Teemo mice looked at each other and I looked at you one by one. In a moment of itch, they actually dug a hole here again. The soldiers who watched them said that they spent a whole morning working on them. A 200-meter-long tunnel was dug out of the barren surface of Mars!

"Why did you bring them back?" Seeing the holes in the undeveloped wasteland, Major Wilson had a headache.

"The resources that Guagua brought back, as well as the resources sent by the Aimosians, were pulled back by Timo Mouse." Wu Qinyao explained.

In order to ensure that the Mars training camp will not be subjected to the same abuse as the lunar training camp, all the soldiers here put away their weapons, not to mention yelling at Teemo, and they dare not even show a fierce look in their eyes .

Only croaks would have the courage to play in their tunnels and play their own "fart games".

Holding the virtual construction drawing of the building, Wilson looked at the wasteland outside with a serious expression.What kind of building do those Teemo mice want?The T planet they live in has a simple structure, doesn't it just need to dig holes?

In the conference room, many military officers were speculating about the intention of the Teemos. Some said that they were the vanguard of learning from the beginning, and some said that they were for the establishment of outer space colonies. Only Wu Qinyao insisted on the Aimosians Myth: Teemo just came to learn about architecture.

I still remember that a few years ago, there were several wars between the earth and the planet T. The structure of planet T is similar to that of Jupiter, except that there are no plants, and the whole planet is bare, so Teemo's food is all kinds of organic radiation floating in space.

"The number of Teemo mice has not yet exploded, and planet T is so big, why can't they live there? Obviously they are a warlike species, so I want to set up their colonies on the earth!" The officer boldly guessed, and at the same time He took out the thermal imaging of the planet sent back by the detector.

All the Teemos live inside the planet, so the interior of the planet has become a maze where various pipes meet, and the number of Teemos living in it is only tens of millions.

"Impossible, their IQs are almost negative, how could they be so cunning?" Wu Qinyao retorted.

Wilson had a headache from the noise, and had been standing by the window looking at Teemo, who was playing outside.It can be seen that they seem to be particularly obsessed with the talent of croaking and farting. If you smash me, I will punch you, jumping and jumping happily.

Such an easy little creature does not seem to have an IQ.

"Stop arguing." Wilson turned around and shouted seriously, looking at the officers sitting in a circle who wanted to fight, he cleared his throat and said, "Although we don't know their specific purpose, but We can send an army to planet T to find out."

"Major! This matter must be carefully considered!"

"That's right, if you go, you probably won't be able to come back!"

"Can you change the way? Let's discuss it in the long run?"

……

As soon as Wilson proposed an idea, the people below began to object.

The word timid has never been associated with Mars training camp.The reason why they disapprove of Wilson's idea is that there are lessons learned from the past: in the war a few years ago, no one survived the army sent by humans; the ships sent two years ago also lost contact; Several teams, almost all died in the hands of Teemo...

At this time, Teemo is cute and cute, but almost everyone who has experienced those wars knows that Teemo is a devil when it is cruel!

"Since none of you are willing to go, then I will go." Seeing that everyone below refused, Wu Qinyao raised his hand voluntarily.