Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

The Amosians have always advocated peace, so how could they easily let Teemo enter the solar system this time?The Aimosians should be well aware of their combat power, but the purpose of doing this is really confusing.

"When we returned to the planet, we also made a deal with Teemo on the way to planet T." The Aimosian said while taking out the image he had drawn.Unlike the three-dimensional display devices sent to them by the people on Earth, their images are all drawn by hand, and the straight lines and curves have obvious defects.

From the image, it seems that there are dozens of pipes that are continuously interlaced inside, and the curved structure and arrangement are like hollowing out a sphere.This kind of curved pipeline layout is really in line with Teemo's style.

"They exchanged this set of pipeline maps with us for the opportunity to come to the solar system." The Emotians scratched their heads in embarrassment and continued, "So we have reserved places for them on the comets that transport materials, but we promise, we never thought we would This happened."

The chief gasped in anger and suppressed his anger, "What is the purpose of you sending them here?"

"Study." Several Aimosians said in unison.

……

When the sent ships returned to the Mars training camp, almost one-third of the people did not come back, and everyone who came back had paint on their faces, and even had wounds of varying degrees on their bodies.

"What's going on?" Seeing the wound on Li Zhe's body, Huang Chen hurriedly stepped forward to support him, then looked at Qi Sheng next to him, the left side of his face was swollen with several blisters, and Husky was even "fat" One lap, almost burst out laughing.

Li Zhe wiped the blood dripping from his head, "The Teemo mouse is too destructive, we... can't beat it."

Ten of the troops who went to the moon training camp to support this time were equipped with monitors, which could take pictures of the battle and record the changing state of Teemo.

As the saying goes, know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles. When you come back, you connect the screen captured by the monitor to the monitor. In addition to a few non-commissioned officers who are analyzing Teemo's attack methods, there are seven or eight soldiers recording the changes in Teemo's form. .

Fifty kinds!A total of fifty kinds!In addition to humans and other pets, Teemo can even turn into a mechanical appearance, and even a piece of broken glass can instantly become exactly the same.

"It looks like a frog, right?" Wilson paused the video, pointing at the green creature in the video with a long stick in his hand, "When did that frog go to the moon training camp?"

"Emmmm, it, it's still cleaning up with Huang Chen in the logistics." Recalling what happened in the morning, Wu Qinyao seemed to know why those Teemo mice looked like frogs.

Keep watching, and those sergeants seem to have discovered something again: Those transformed Teemos not only have the talent of pets, but their combat effectiveness is close to the limit. Kouzi, except Teemo, who turned into a frog, has almost zero combat effectiveness.

When they grow up like croaks, facing the soldiers who come to attack them, they just straighten up and wave their little fists vigorously. They are not familiar with the physiological structure of croaks, and even when they run, they jump and walk, which is very uncoordinated .

"It seems that as long as they become croaking, they lose their attack power."

"That's right, and it seems that I don't have the guts to run away when I see anyone!"

……

We all know that Guagua's attack power is not high. Apart from saliva and a pair of peach blossom hands, every time he goes to the battlefield, he has to rely on Huang Chen and other soldiers to protect him.Unexpectedly, such a useless croak could wipe out Teemo's combat effectiveness.

After watching a few videos, everyone seems to have the same good idea in their hearts.

"Me, me, me, do you still want to drive me away? Quack?" Holding the bucket in his hand, Quack was trembling with fright. He had never had so many officers standing in front of him, and it was really true to be looked at by seven or eight pairs of eyes all at once. Some are not used to it.

Standing in front of the officer, Wilson kept a standard smile on his face, as if he had completely forgotten what happened a while ago.Bending slightly, Wilson took off his gloves and stretched out his hand to Quack.

Quack was so scared that he stepped back a little, seeing that Wilson didn't seem to have any malicious intentions, so he let his finger land on his head.

"We need your help, and the moon also needs your help." Wilson went straight to the point, speaking in a soft voice like talking to a child.

"Me?" Quack opened his eyes curiously, "What can I do? Quack?"

Explained the purpose of coming, and took out the main points of the video recording and handed it to Quack, "We need you to change their attack power."

Seven or eight officers were eager to hear Guagua's affirmative answer, Gugua looked around, and the little abacus in his heart was clattering.

Pushing the bucket aside, croaking, he even ran up to Huang Chen, took the rag out of Huang Chen's hand, and bent down as if wiping the floor, "But my master and I are hard workers now, and we didn't go to the battlefield. Right, croak. We are not even soldiers, how can we help the training camp solve the difficulties? croak?"

On weekdays, I see Guagua being well-behaved and honest, but I didn't expect it to be a clever little ghost.In just a few minutes, he had already figured out how to restore Huang Chen's status as a soldier.

Wilson and Wu Qinyao looked at each other and were not angry. After a knowing smile, they waved to the assistant beside them, "As long as you are willing to help, we can restore you and his soldier status."

"Really? Quack!"

Guagua turned around and looked at Huang Chen excitedly.But Huang Chen didn't seem to be fully prepared for the big ups and downs, he opened his mouth in surprise, his face was clearly expressionless, but the corners of his mouth seemed to be slightly upturned.

I thought I would spend the next ten years in logistics, but I didn't expect it to be so easy to return to my original post?Can easily return to the army just because of a word from Quack?

Taking a look at Guagua smiling like a sunflower, Huang Chen felt as if a cup of hot chocolate had been poured into his heart.

……

"Master, master, I will protect you when we reach the moon? Quack."

"Master, you didn't eat at noon, I brought pizza, do you want to eat it? Quack."

Sitting next to the passenger seat, Guagua kept trying to find something to talk to Huang Chen.After cleaning the floor together for the past few days, and recovering from what happened behind the soldiers yesterday, it can feel that Huang Chen's concern for him seems to have warmed up again, but his attitude is still a little cold.

This time to the moon training camp, Wilson only sent [-] soldiers to follow.Wu Qinyao, who was piloting the spaceship, glanced at the endless croaking, and then took the initiative to speak to Huang Chen for him, "Since I'm back now, it's just a lesson, there's no need to keep it in mind."

"I'm sorry, it's just this matter..." Huang Chen hesitated to speak. After all, this matter has just passed, and the guilt still lingers in his heart.

"Needless to say." Wu Qinyao turned his head to look at Guagua and Huang Chen, and snorted, "I have a hunch that instead of saying sorry for this incident, you even want me to thank you."

"Enen, quack!" Quack nodded vigorously, seeming to agree with Wu Qinyao's idea, but in fact, even it didn't understand what Wu Qinyao meant, only knew that what he said was right.

Huang Chen is Zhang Er's monk who can't figure it out.What the hell are they talking about?Why do you seem to be unable to keep up with their brain circuits?Looking at the mysterious two people, it seems that there is some secret between them that I don't know.

After this one-day attack, the training camp that had been built on the moon for decades was almost turned upside down, with bursting flames and metal floating in space everywhere.

Entering the training camp, Huang Chen and Wu Qinyao vigilantly held up their weapons to open the way ahead, while the other soldiers followed in an orderly manner, ready to guard against Teemoshu's attack at any time.

Suddenly, a fluffy head protruded from the big hole in the corridor, looking at the direction of the army and gritted its teeth fiercely.Scanning the direction of the army, it seemed to be picking something, until it saw Quack holding a pencil tip in the crowd, and then slowly crawled out of the hole.

"Chirp!" In a few seconds, Teemoshu turned into a croaking appearance, also holding a pencil end in his hand.

Hearing the cries of his companions, the surrounding Teemos ran to the corridor one after another.Surrounded by the army, Teemoshu turned into soldiers one after another. Seeing his own clone for the first time, Huang Chen felt goosebumps all over his body in surprise.

The soldiers vigilantly raised their weapons to Teemo, and Teemo also vigilantly raised the cloned weapons in their hands to the soldiers. The tense atmosphere seemed that a bloody battle might erupt at any moment.

Standing nervously in the crowd, Guagua felt a little pain in his stomach, probably because he had eaten too much pizza just now, and now his stomach was grumbling non-stop.

Tolerate!Tolerate!Can't help it!

Guagua took a few steps back, clamped his legs and let out a little fart secretly.

"Boom~"

Even though he was holding back, the sound of that fart was clearly heard by everyone around him.

I saw that all the Teemo mice were looking in the direction of the croaking, constantly shaking their noses, using their special way to collect signals.

"Boom!" Within half a minute, Guagua let out another fart.

The power of this fart has increased a lot, and it hurt the calf of the soldier next to him.

Immediately afterwards, all the Teemos released a cloud of gas one by one as if they had received the signal, and some of the Teemos even emitted an unpleasant smell.

The soldiers put on masks one by one. The battlefields of other people’s homes are full of gunpowder smoke. It’s a bit frustrating to come to the battlefield full of “fart smoke” for the first time...

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Hey, hey, keep losing... Little angel doesn't love me TAT