Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

"You guys are really amazing, you actually went to the battlefield!" The comrade beside him patted Huang Chen on the shoulder and said.

"That's right," the others echoed, "What is Tum Planet like? Are there really so many Tum worms?"

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Surrounding Huang Chen and Li Zhe together, everyone asked questions one after another.In the entire training camp, only Huang Chen and Li Zhe had one more star in their military ranks, so they naturally received other people's attention.

"Ah? That's it, haha." Li Zhe scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

Li Zhe usually doesn't talk much and keeps a low profile. He has been in the army for such a long time, and besides Huang Chen, he really can't think of anyone else who has a good relationship.So he sat on the sidelines and listened all the time while chatting, only occasionally coping with a few words, and most of the time it was Huang Chen who answered.

"Tum planet is indeed not big, but there are really many bugs." After receiving the hot water poured by his comrades, Huang Chen took two sips and continued to tell them about his "adventure" on Tam planet.

It seemed that some people didn't quite buy the story Huang Chen told.When everyone gathered to listen to the story, Qi Cheng wiped the stains on his clothes on his own, while the husky sitting on the side also looked in the direction of the group of people with disdain.

"Hey!" Qi Cheng hit harder, and accidentally tore a hole in his clothes.

Angrily throwing his clothes aside, Qi Cheng glared at Huang Chen's direction, only to feel that their chatter was so loud that his ears hurt, so he simply got up and left the dormitory with big strides to go outside to have a clean.

It's no wonder he was dissatisfied, after all, Qi Sheng was Qin Zhi's designated squad leader in this training camp, and his usual performance was on par with Huang Chen's, and sometimes he was even higher than him.

It's fine for Li Zhe to get the star, after all, the Shiba Inu beside him is not weak.But why did Huang Chen get shit luck?With a big tadpole that has grown hands and feet, is it higher than itself?

Not convinced, no matter what Qi Cheng said.

"Clap!"

In the combat training ground, Qi Cheng picked up a gun and fired several bullets in a row, each of which accurately hit the virtual monster's vitals.The huskies who were following him were sweating all over. After taking a look at the master beside him, his anger was still slightly subdued, and he was unwilling to rest, continuing to train with him.

The repeated training made Qi Cheng exhausted. He was about to stop to rest when he heard rustling noises from the corner of the training ground.

Two steps closer, Qi Cheng raised his hand and fired a bullet.

"Cuck!"

The bullet hit the croak in the ass, and the pain made it jump so high that when it turned its head, its mouth and hands were covered with crumbs of food.

When he saw that it was Qi Cheng, instead of being afraid, Guagua wiped his hands and prepared to move closer to give him a hug.

"Get out!" Seeing Gua Gua approaching, Qi Cheng kicked him without even thinking about it, causing Gua Gua to roll several times in a row.

This time, Guagua noticed Qi Cheng's ferocious expression, and the husky's grinning expression, ready to pounce on him at any time.

What's happening here?Usually, he and Huang Chen are quite friendly, so why do you still do it to yourself?

"Go away?" Qi Cheng shouted angrily again.

Afraid that Qi Cheng would attack him again, Guagua quickly patted the dirt on his body, and ran out of the training ground with his tail between his legs.

"How can this tadpole be so edible? He ate it from morning to night. Don't be a pig in his previous life." Qi Cheng rolled his eyes in the direction that Quack was running away, and bent down to pat the crumbs on his pants.

"Hold the grass!"

It doesn't matter if you look at it, why is there a large piece of the hexagonal obstacle stone that Gugua hid in the training ground just now?

The hexagonal obstacle stone is an obstacle composed of various metals, which can be seen everywhere on the training ground. When assembled by machines, it can be used as a shelter or to block the bullets of the training gun.Even a diamond cutting machine can't leave marks on the hard surface. How could such a large piece be missing?

……

A new round of training has begun, and as an instructor, Wu Qinyao has a different training method for everyone.

He will divide all the soldiers into multiple groups, and then conduct a series of simulated battles to score, and sometimes set a fixed assessment content to rate each soldier.

"Aren't you men! Are you fighting? Or dancing in the square?" Wu Qinyao yelled at the soldiers in the training camp, waving the pointer.

Hearing the sound of the whip, everyone cheered up.Looking down at the soldiers under the stage, Wu Qinyao's gaze was fixed on Huang Chen.

After the last battle, Wu Qinyao favored him, and he would always pay attention to his training unconsciously.After all, it was a good seed he recognized, so naturally he had great hopes for him.

"One by one, pay more attention to Huang Chen's way of attacking. You must be steady, precise and ruthless in close combat!"

It was Huang Chen again, almost every time Qi Cheng could hear Wu Qinyao calling his name during training.Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Qi Cheng looked at Huang Chen diagonally behind him, and the jealousy in his heart increased a bit.

After training all morning, many people gathered around Huang Chen during lunch.It is to "ask him for advice" and to serve him food, a friendly picture of brotherhood and harmony.

"Did you exercise often before? It seems that your arms are much thicker than mine."

"Have you ever learned Sanda? I remember that several of your moves are the same as Sanda."

……

It has become a well-known fact that Wu Qinyao values ​​Huang Chen, so many people hope to be able to curry favor with Huang Chen, maybe the future training will be much easier, or Wu Qinyao can also rely on him.

"No, let's eat first, and we'll talk after we finish." Facing their flattery, Huang Chen seemed a little weak to cope.At the beginning, the polite words made him a little smug, but after more times, he felt a little hypocritical.

You use chopsticks, I use a spoon, and before you know it, the vegetables on Huang Chen's dinner plate are piled up like a hill, but the rice in his bowl has not been eaten yet.

"Quack! Quack!"

Huang Chen couldn't eat so many dishes, but Guagua could!The little fork in its hand has long been hungry|thirsty|unbearable|unbearable. It skewered the dishes on the plate one by one, and then stuffed it into its mouth in one breath, um~ it was delicious.

In the cafeteria, it suddenly became a situation where high and low pressure blend together: on the one hand, there is the high pressure who is busy chatting with Huang Chen, and on the other is the low pressure, who eats honestly and watches the show with a cold eye.No matter how you look at this scene, it doesn't look like a serious place to eat.

"Who! Who is it!" A voice from the door made everyone put down their chopsticks.

Wu Qinyao appeared in front of the crowd angrily, his face was flushed, and a piece of paper in his hand was also tattered.

"The training ground has been severely damaged recently. What's going on?" He slapped the report on the table, and Wu Qinyao's roar echoed throughout the cafeteria.

Sixteen training guns, two communication devices, six virtual controllers, and countless hexagonal obstacle stones... All these things were destroyed by someone, either one piece was missing or half was missing.The most irritating thing is that one of the communicators has only one handle left.

If it wasn't for the inspection of the supplies in each training camp on Friday, Wu Qinyao would not have known that so many things in his training camp had been destroyed.

"Who! Who is it!" Wu Qinyao asked again.

Everyone looked at each other and didn't know what was going on. They were fine during normal practice and never found any abnormalities. How could so many things break down all at once?

Hearing what Wu Qinyao said, a light flashed in Qi Cheng's mind, and he remembered the scene when he saw Gugua in the training ground a few days ago.At that time, Guagua was sneaking behind the six-sided obstacle stone, and a large piece of the obstacle stone was missing...

"Report! I know who did it!" Thinking of this, Qi Cheng raised his hand.

"Say!"

"It's a big tadpole raised by Huang Chen."

Hearing what he said, everyone's eyes fell on Quack.At this time, Guagua was eating deliciously while Wu Qinyao was speaking. When he realized that everyone was looking at him, it was holding a handful of spinach in its hand, so it slowly stuffed it into its mouth and took small bites. chewing.

"Impossible!" Huang Chen was the first to complain for Guagua, "Although it can eat, how can it bite so many things? The six-sided barrier stone is made of metal, and it can't swallow it at all!"

Qi Cheng snorted and laughed, "There is no evidence for what you say, you can watch the surveillance if you don't believe me."

In the monitoring room, Wu Qinyao pulled out the surveillance videos of these days.Sure enough, every night, Guagua would sneak to the training ground and stay for several hours before leaving, and every time he left, he would shake from side to side as if he couldn't walk.

"How is it? There's no way to quibble, right?" Qi Cheng questioned.

impossible?How can this be?Those metals can't even be broken by a cutting machine. How did Guagua do it?

A series of questions echoed in Huang Chen's head. He believed that Quack was innocent, but right now he had no way to prove it.

Seeing Huang Chen's battered expression, Wu Qinyao was also very embarrassed.Taking a deep breath, he slowly tossed the damage report sheets in his hand into the trash can beside him, and winked at the assistant instructor beside him.

"Turn off confinement! Close both!"

At this time, seeing Huang Chen and Guagua being handcuffed, the other soldiers realized that even Wu Qinyao's most valued soldiers would sometimes be punished.

Standing aside, squinting at Huang Chen and Guagua who were being taken away, Qi Cheng felt relieved.That kind of feeling was like the superior who was on top of him suddenly had an accident, and he could feel proud.

On the contrary, Quack, still acting like a normal person, fixed his eyes on the iron chain in his hand: Hmm... this iron chain should taste good, right?

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Guagua's second talent is about to appear~ Little angels have a big brain hole, guess what it is?

Reminder: saliva, eat~ you guessed right, there are red envelopes~