Guazai, conquer the universe with cuteness

Most of the spacecraft that came back from Tum star were parked on planets outside the solar system, and only a few landed on the moon training camp.

Lie on the Shiba Inu's back, croaking soundly, and lost all energy after his hands returned to black.After sleeping for several hours, my saliva flowed into a small river and refused to open my eyes.

The other soldiers were bandaging their wounds in the cabin, and no one noticed that two figures had quietly boarded the watchtower.

"We... shouldn't have gone." Standing on the observation deck, Li Zhe clenched his fists tightly, with small snake-like veins protruding from the back of his hands.Seeing that the training camp is getting closer and closer to him, Li Zhe can't enjoy the joy of victory like others.

In this battle, apart from Huang Chen and Li Zhe, none of the other eight comrades who went with them survived, and even their pets died together on the planet Tam.

Like Li Zhe, Huang Chen was also very sad, but he couldn't see the slightest pain and annoyance on his face, his eyes were always looking at the soldiers at the entrance of the training camp.Patting Li Zhe on the shoulder, Huang Chen persuaded, "No, they will feel honored for protecting our planet."

The guards won this battle.When the spaceship was docked, all the soldiers gathered at the entrance of the passage, and the chief and other officers stood on both sides to applaud and celebrate.

When the soldiers came out of the cabin, the medical soldiers took them to the lounge one after another.I don't know if it was dazzled, but Qin Zhi who was standing in the crowd seemed to see two familiar faces.

"Why, why are you?" Seeing Huang Chen and Li Zhe coming out with other soldiers, Qin Zhi's eyes widened in fright.

What's happening here?Didn't they take the train back to Earth early in the morning?What, how did it appear on the battleship?

In order to reward their victorious return, the chief rewarded all the soldiers who participated in the battle, adding a golden five-pointed star to the rank on their arms.

After receiving the five-pointed star, Huang Chen and Li Zhe looked at each other and didn't know what to do.After being eliminated, their armbands were also confiscated. Where is there a place to paste this five-pointed star?

"Report to the chief!" Suddenly, Huang Chen stood up from the wounded and bowed ninety degrees in the direction of the chief, "We don't deserve this five-pointed star!"

Immediately afterwards, Li Zhe also followed, lowered his head tremblingly, and at the same time held the five-pointed star in his hands with both hands and raised it above his head.

"What's going on?" The chief was confused, and glanced at Qin Zhi beside him.It turned out that Qin Zhi also had the same awkward expression, her eyes turned back and forth between the two of them, thinking about how to explain to the chief.

"We were eliminated from the assessment a few days ago. But when we returned to Earth, we saw the news from the front line broadcast on TV, so we went to Tam Star on the warships of other training camps. We are no longer part of the training camp. If you are a member, you are not eligible to be promoted by the chief!"

When speaking, Huang Chen's words were sonorous and resounding. Between the lines, he criticized all the dissatisfaction with Qin Zhi and the so-called elimination system, and finally raised the word "promotion" by an octave.

"Elimination?" The chief looked at Qin Zhi again, and all the entangled thoughts suddenly became clear.Taking off the military cap on top of his head, the chief stroked his hair, shook his head and laughed.

"Who wants to eliminate you?!" Wu Qinyao was the first to be unhappy. When he was bandaging the wound on his leg, he immediately stood up and looked fiercely at the row of training instructors on the stage.

"Although I went to the front line, I am the instructor of the training camp! Without my order, what the hell, I don't believe anyone would dare to eliminate you!"

Wu Qinyao was a rough man, his voice was louder than a trumpet.After being yelled at by him like this, except for the chief and a few officers, everyone else "thumped" in their hearts, fearing that Wu Qinyao would vent his anger on him, Qin Zhi, who was standing in the corner, stepped back several steps in a row, hanging down The arrogance of the past is gone.

"Okay." The chief waved his hand at Wu Qinyao, "Since it was a misunderstanding, let's keep them in the training camp to continue training! This matter is over, and there is no such thing as elimination."

Afterwards, the chief waved his hand at the person beside him, and that person took out two brand new armbands from the logistics and handed them to Huang Chen and Li Zhe in turn.

Huang Chen was overjoyed at the five-pointed star that was attached as a reward.This time, with the approval of Wu Qinyao and the chief, who would dare to drive him out? !

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"Ugh... Chick!"

Locked in the cage, Tamm was restless and kept making low-pitched yells. The long tongue in its mouthpart tried to open the current pulse lock again and again, but every time it touched it, it would be shocked hard.

Without the control of Guagua Peach Blossom Hand, it seemed very anxious, almost exactly the same as the giant tam bug.Even though there were many scars on his body, he still tried to leave persistently.

Somewhat different from the others, the skin of this tam worm is a faint layer of purple, which is said to be left over from the failure of evolution.And the tentacles on its body are vibrating at a high frequency, like a signal tower that continuously emits energy.

In order to prevent it from violently resisting, the chief asked Huang Chen to take Guagua with the experts in the laboratory in case of accidents.

Standing outside the isolation room, Guagua lay distressed on the glass and looked at the tam bug inside.At first, it just wanted them to stop attacking. It didn't expect that it would be taken to the moon training camp to suffer.

"Quack." Raising his head and looking at Huang Chen beside him, he let out a trembling croak.

Touching Guagua's head, Huang Chen sighed, "I know it's pitiful, but there's no way. If we don't eliminate them, we will be eliminated by them."

The computer in the research room was running fast, displaying the analyzed data on the projector.

"What is the reason for their attack on the earth?" Looking at the string of data, Huang Chen asked curiously.

The expert pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, handed the printed information to Huang Chen, and whispered the word "woman."

It turns out that Tamu Star, like Earth, is a bullied planet in the universe.Tamm insects are divided into two sexes, male and female, but the female Tamm insects became extinct hundreds of years ago because they were too fat...

The female tam worm is fat and big, and it is the long-mouthed monster's favorite food on Mahler. If things go on like this, all the female worms will be eaten up.Although the reproduction of tam insects relies on the secretion of spherical objects to divide themselves, without the existence of female insects, they will lose a kind of "fun".

The reason for attacking the earth is precisely because most species on the earth are divided into male and female, male and female, so they want to regain the "fun" that exists between male and female.

Just as he was talking, suddenly there was a "boom" on the glass behind him.Turning his head, he saw that it was a broken meteorite. Before Huang Chen could see it clearly, many more meteorites fell towards the training camp, hitting the layer of space glass continuously.

"Alarm Alert!"

Hearing the siren on the radio, Huang Chen put Guagua on the seat next to him and ran out of the laboratory.Along the way, he could see orange flames constantly spewing out from the defense towers outside, and all the meteorites that flew were crushed one by one, and finally fell on the surrounding training camp like rain.

"What's going on here?" Huang Chen asked the soldiers who were going to fight.

"Tam bugs are coming to attack us again!" The soldier raised his weapon and put on his oxygen mask and aviation suit after speaking.

There are not many soldiers staying on the moon, and there are not enough weapons. What's more, most of them are soldiers who are training, and their combat capabilities are far inferior to those of the regular army.In the face of the sudden attack from the Tam Worm, I'm afraid...

It took less than a day to rest, and the wounded soldier had to go to the battlefield again.

After the bombardment of the peripheral patrol artillery, many flying meteorites were broken into pieces, and only a few meteorites landed on the surface of the moon.

The meteorite shattered on the surface of the moon, and the tam bugs hidden in it rushed out and ran towards the place with the most people, waving their tongues more painful than a long whip.

They were obviously attacking in the direction of the training camp base, and they all ran to the southwest corner.

not good!The lab where the purple Tahms are held is to the southwest!

By the time Huang Chen realized it, it was already too late.A meteorite had smashed a big hole in the glass of the training camp base, and he could see clearly that the giant Tum was crawling through the crack.

Quack is still in the lab!

He tried his best to get out of the battle, but there were always tam bugs sticking to him. When Huang Chen arrived at the research room, seeing the scene in front of him, he was so frightened that he dropped the gun in his hand...

All the scientists stood aside shivering, but Quack entered the isolation room boldly, twisting the key in his hand to open the pulse lock.

Without restraint, the purple tam worm jumped out and pressed on the giant tam worm, its tongue tightly wrapped around its carapace, and even the tentacles on its body no longer trembled. It also turned a light red.

Guagua danced and danced for a long time, then stood silently aside.

Suddenly, a spike emerged from the body of the giant tam, and stabbed towards the purple tam.

"Squeak!" The purple tam bug yelled, not only did it not escape, it even endured the severe pain and slowly relaxed its body.

The giant tam worms moved a few more times quickly, and then slowly withdrew their spikes as they let out a low growl at the same time.Following the direction of the spikes, Huang Chen saw a puddle of light blue liquid.Guagua next to him was covering his mouth and laughing non-stop.

The author has something to say:

This chapter... isn't it a bit too dirty?Haha, after all, teaching Tum bugs to do basic things, only quack can do 0.0