I suspect my roommate is gay

After military training.

Subtle changes took place in the dormitory.

Jia Pu spent all day in the library, immersed in C, C++, J□□a programming.

Gu Qing and Luo Qian continued to leave early and return late.

Mo Chi and I were like-minded, and we happily started a depraved life together, running rampant in the game world.

Until one day, Jiapu couldn't stand it anymore, "You guys should at least go out for a run, do some exercise or something?"

I said leisurely: "I have been insisting on doing a kind of exercise, but this kind of exercise is so common that it is often ignored by people."

Jia Pu was suspicious, "What sport?"

Me: "Breathing exercise."

Jia Pu almost thumped his chest, feeling bitter, "You are so depraved, don't you feel that your soul is decaying? Don't you feel that you should work hard in good times?"

"We are trying to degenerate, go, Pikachu, let us degenerate, you hurry up, you are here, reminding us of the existence of corruption, it will make us degenerate and at the same time feel extremely uneasy." I turned my head and said, But he saw Lin Qing sitting on his seat, holding a copy of Jade Blood Sword, and he didn't even turn a page in a daze for a long time, as if the swords, lights and swords of the rivers and lakes in the book couldn't attract him to bow his head.

Lin Qing seems to have something on her mind.

And I know, probably this worry is called Gu Qing.

Except for the courses that they needed to take separately before, the two basically went in and out at the same time, and sometimes they even went to each other's classrooms to attend classes.

But recently, Gu Qing changed his previous dormitory house, leaving early and returning late, as if deliberately avoiding Lin Qing.

The atmosphere fell into a downturn for a while.

Everyone questioned, Gu Qing said that it was just that the club was busy and the class time was adjusted.

And I also have something on my mind, probably this concern is how to let those two people face their inner nature honestly and get together happily.

Until the fellowship comes.

It was supposed to be the second soft editing class, our own class, and a translation class from the School of Foreign Languages, but Mo Chi thought it would be inconvenient to have a fellowship with 34 people in the other party, and there were only 33 people in our class, so he forced Gu Qing to join him.

I don't know why, but when I saw that Gu Qing didn't refuse, and brazenly joined the fellowship of "other people's class", I subconsciously went to see Lin Qing, feeling a little bit of dissatisfaction with Gu Qing in my heart.

Ye Zi is very enthusiastic about the friendship, which is why the friendship is so fast.

When I introduced myself to our dormitory in the first session, Ye Zi’s eyes were shining with excitement and obscenity—I knew Ye Zi’s bad taste was about to flare up again.

Sure enough, they went to sit together with men and women, biting tissues and tearing each other.

The like-minded Ye Zi seemed to have a heart-to-heart connection with me, and arranged Lin Qing and Gu Qing Zhuangruo, who were far away, to sit together unintentionally.

This is indeed an extremely wretched game, but I like it.

The paper towel is torn again and again, when it can no longer be torn, and when you insist on tearing, you can accidentally kiss Fangze in embarrassment.

Lin Qing blushed and turned her head sideways, approaching Gu Qing cautiously. From my perspective, it seemed like two people were kissing. The noise and screams around her made Lin Qing's face even redder.

Finally, Gu Qing successfully tore a long strip, turned his head and handed it to the girl behind him. When I saw his ears were red to the point of bleeding, I smiled secretly.

When the girl in front of Luo Qian successfully took the note out of Gu Qing's mouth and turned to Luo Qian, I suddenly realized a problem - Luo Qian was in front of me!

In other words, as long as the note can be passed to Luo Qian, I need to tear the tissue from Luo Qian's mouth, and then hand it to the girl behind me.

It suddenly occurred to me that on the day of the military training, Luo Qian’s extremely close breath and thin lips, if I were to really touch that lip, it would be better to let me kiss a pig’s head. I secretly prayed very devoutly, hoping that the girl in front Swallowed the tissue.

However, it is probably a request that God cannot hear.

After a burst of screams, there was another burst of louder screams. Luo Qian turned his head, and I saw that there was only a small piece of tissue in his mouth, and he was almost unable to open his mouth.

However, the person who failed the exchange had to carry the previous person on his back and walk around the field three times, and finally asked the princess to hug and say I love you.

That is to say, if I couldn't get that piece of tissue out of Luo Qian's mouth, I would have to carry him around the field three times with my small body and say "I love you" to him.

Just thinking about it makes me feel goosebumps all over my body.

I stared at the piece of tissue that was close to me desperately, and then I managed to grab a corner of the tissue without touching the other party. I was about to pull it away when Luo Qian's lips pressed against it, and I felt pain all over my body. Blood rushed to my face, and Luo Qian took back the tissue in my mouth with great difficulty.

"Obviously I have successfully caught it, but you took it back, and..." Take away my first kiss.

"Aren't you ashamed to leave such a small part and let the girls behind pick it up? I'm thinking about the innocence of the girls behind." Luo Qian looked at me with a smile on his face, and said grandly, "And there is no rule in the game. A player can't bring back a tissue."

I was so angry, the first kiss I had lived for 18 years was gone, and I had to carry this person around the field three times and say "I love you."

During the military training, the good impression that this man gave me by giving me hot water was completely forgotten by me. Now in my mind, I am punching this man with an uppercut to the left, an uppercut to the right, and violently punching and kicking.

As if seeing my anger, he said again: "In the final analysis, he took the tissue back. There were no rules of the game before, otherwise I would be fined to carry him."

I angrily lay on top of Luo Qian, and he walked around the field three times with my back on his back.

Ye Zi's eyes glowed golden, and he took the camera and snapped.

These few minutes seemed as long as centuries to me, so after three laps, I immediately got off Luo Qian's body, and just as I was about to leave, Luo Qian held my hand.

I frowned: "Why?"

"There's still one more program left."

I was booed by all kinds of screams and whistles pierced my eardrums.

Luo Qian hugged me and looked into my eyes with a smile, "I love you."

I heard the different beats of my heart.

I felt very embarrassed when something like that happened, so in the next session, in order to reduce unnecessary communication, I lowered my head and played with my phone.

The indicator light on the mobile phone was on, and I clicked on WeChat to see that Ye Zi sent me the photo just now.

It turned out that I, who was on Luo Qian's back, blushed, but pursed my lips angrily.

I never thought that when I heard Luo Qian's unexpected confession, I would have such an expression on my face.

Ye Zi sent Sister Feng's smile full of joy: "I find that you two are very compatible."

I frowned, as if I saw something that hurt my eyes, and deleted it with a click, "Get lost!"

I don't know how to get there.

After the friendship ended, Mo Chi looked mysterious, "Did you know that Jia Pu chatted with the girl next to him just now?"

I looked up, anyway, no matter how plainly Jia Pu spoke, he would never be as shocking as I am today.

"Do you know? He chats like this." Mo Chi seemed not to notice my emotions, and said seriously and with great interest: "Hello, classmate, my name is Chen Jiapu, and I'm from Gansu. Where are you from? Oh, my family There are eight people, my mother, my mother and five older sisters, what about your family? Well, my mother and father are farmers, my elder sister is married, and I am the first college student in my family, what about you?"

I'm dizzy, isn't this a blind date in disguise?

Jia Pu argues that he is serious about having a girlfriend, and that any relationship that does not presuppose marriage is a hooligan.

We agreed that the girl he had a crush on probably flew away.

Mo Chi said that all love that is premised on marriage is a hooligan that may have results, it is a hooligan.

Jiapu said that the girl had exchanged phone numbers with him.

I said it was because the girls were polite and embarrassed to refuse you in person, at that time they refused you tactfully without losing their demeanor to save each other some face

Girls in the south are always thinking about it.

For example, Ye Zi, in this regard, she has done exceptionally well, she is simply a typical example.

She doesn't want to reveal the obscene idea that she covets my dumplings, usually she won't say directly: "I want to eat your dumplings", but she will pretend to smell it, and exaggerately say: "It smells so good."

And usually others will say along the way: "Wow, really? Then you have one, try it."

So, if there is one, there will be two, Ye Zi eats and eats, and can shamelessly take away other people's dumplings.By the way, this person refers to me who was pure when I was a child.

Of course, now I can be very calm and shameless, and continue to eat my dumplings with peace of mind, "Well, right, it's very fragrant, right? If it's very fragrant, then smell it a few more times, and smell it hard!"

This is not Ye Zi's most outstanding deed, her most outstanding deed is Mo Chi.

At first I didn't know about it, until Mo Chi was wailing one day, "Why do you even have pig intestines in the dormitory next door? Brother, I'm a suave, suave, and good young man in Yushu, why doesn't anyone pay attention to it?"

Zhu Dachang's name is Zhu Dachang. His appearance strengthens our impression of the crooked melon and cracked dates, but even he has found a girlfriend. Mo Chi participated in so many social gatherings with such enthusiasm, but there was nothing.

Later, after detective Sherlock Fan's perceptive observation, followed the clues, he finally found the problem.

I was very embarrassed, because Ye Zi was "very enthusiastic" helping Mo Chi thread the needle, and my buddy was already doubting his own masculinity.

So, I took a two-pronged approach and gently reminded Mo Chi: "Has Ye Zi frequently appeared by your side recently? Do you care about your girlfriend? Do you contact you every day from time to time? Do you often update your circle of friends?"

Mo Chi nodded, "Yeah, Miss Ye is a very kind person, but I want to disappoint her good intentions. After participating in such a friendship, no one has taken a fancy to me."

I secretly sighed in my heart, I don’t care about my girlfriend so much when I post, and her circle of friends is probably only updated for you. You were bought by her, and you probably have to count the money for her...

So I turned my head and turned to Ye Zi again, "You are too bad, you let people go to a social gathering, but let them find no female tickets, aren't you wasting people's time?!"

Ye Zi was very aggrieved, "Didn't they keep reminding him? But his elm head was not moved at all."

I turned my head to test Mo Chi directly and tactfully, "What do you think of Ye Zi?"

Mo Chi slapped his chopsticks at that time, "Comrade Ren Yifan, you have to trust me, Ye Zi and I have a pure friendship, I dare not call her attention."

I asked why.

Mo Chi said, "Didn't you say you can't treat Ye Zi casually?"

Me: "..." It's fine if you don't take it easy.

What a twisted and beautiful mistake.

Later, Mo Chi asked Jia Pu, "Are all of you southerners this troublesome?"

The other three people in our dormitory turned their heads, and I gritted my teeth and said, "We are from the south, do you have any objections?"

The author has something to say: I suddenly found a problem. If I really published this chapter at 11::11, but I have to pass the online review, then everyone will not be able to see it at 11:11, so I still Released an hour earlier, so everyone can see it at 11:11.

Well, dear friends, remember to collect it, and another chapter will be updated before 5:55 today.