[Comprehensive] The god judge voluntarily was hidden by the gods

Gui Xiaotaro turned pale with shock, raised his orchid finger, "I'm a showman, not a person!"

... This is also on the show.

"Look at this face," Daigo Kyoya pointed to Tsukimune Mikami, "it's as beautiful as the bright moon in the sky." Then, he pointed to Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "Gorgeous and elegant, like a white crane among the clouds." At least Tsurumaru Kuninaga looks like this on the surface.Then, he patted Yingwan in his arms: "Pure and lovely, like a firefly on a summer night."

In the end, he confidently poked a dimple on his face: "Elegant and elegant, it's like turning a bowl of tea."

"Do you dare to say that you are the one who suffers?!"

The people who were still nympho turned their attention away from Mikami Tsukimune's face, and gave some to his supporting staff, and had to admit that Daigo Kyoya was right.

Sanri Yuezong's clothes are gorgeous, her face is graceful and soft, and her beauty is peerless. She is a rare beauty.

Except for him, Tsurumaru Kuninaga has a refined appearance, the whole person looks white, only the pupils are golden, and his gaze is shining.Although Yingwan is young, her facial features are exquisite, just right, and her innocent expression makes people feel affectionate when they see it.Daigo Kyoya's appearance is between a teenager and a young man, with sharp edges and corners, full of heroism.

These few people are so beautiful that they are not human, they are like monsters.

Most importantly, they also have a unique temperament-comfortable, calm and confident, not at all like people of this era, and out of tune with the whole world.

The people of this era were overwhelmed by the invading heavenly beings, with more or less resentment and helplessness in their brows and eyes, as well as... very few unyielding.

The painting style is completely different.

"They are all outstanding beauties, each with their own style, it's hard to choose!"

"As you can imagine, wearing women's clothes must be very popular!"

"Miss Wig is also a beauty. To describe Miss Wig, it is slim and charming, comparable to cool autumn and golden osmanthus."

"If only they appeared on stage together!"

"Damn it, Xiao Juanzi isn't here...if he's here... oh!"

"Ah, you have a nosebleed!"

Here is the feedback from our guests.

"If Ms. Wig is willing to introduce it, she will definitely earn money."

"Wait a minute, if Miss Wig refuses, return it to me! I can give it back for free!"

"I don't mind tipping the money!"

"That's right, how do you see me?"

"And I!"

This is the feedback from ladyboys.

"What are you talking about, even if you don't suffer!" Gui Xiaotaro hugged his shoulders, "My body and mind belong to Miss Jisong!"

The "Miss Jisong" that Gui Xiaotaro calls is the female boss of the ramen shop where he works.

This girl is a mutant subspecies of the geisha Jimatsu, who married Katsura Kogoro in history, which can be regarded as a consummation of merit.Here she is an unlucky girl, her husband is dead, and her brother-in-law is a hooligan.

However, she still met Katsura Kotaro.

After meeting, a new love story begins.

Perhaps, this is the legendary natural pair.

"Why are you still hesitating!" Daigo Kyoya slapped his hands on the table, "There is such a good opportunity in front of you, the opportunity to play a new CG! Are you still going to waste time? Maybe, just when you are hesitating , Ms. Jisong has already doubled up with a bitch who came out of nowhere!"

Gui Xiaotaro took a step back: "What?!"

"How do you look at it, why do you think that man is not a good match, don't you? Are you willing to let Miss Song fall into the fire pit?!" Daigo Kyoya continued to work hard, anyway, there are very few people in the world who are used to seeing rivals in love, "Maybe, on the wedding night, After that man succeeds, he will reveal his true nature of being inferior to a beast!" Sorry, Uncle Passerby, "He will smoke, drink, gamble and do all kinds of evil, and after losing his job, he depends on women for support, and he hates women for not giving enough!"

Daigo Kyoya unceremoniously slandered the unknown stranger, saying that he had offended him terribly, and called Jimatsu very pitiful.His tone is flat and straightforward, without any ups and downs, but like a news broadcast, it turns imagination into reality—the reality in Gui Xiaotaro's eyes.

Gui Xiaotaro followed his words to imagine further, as if he was breaking out in a cold sweat after seeing the horrible scene.He hugged his head, knelt on the ground, with a look of despair on his face: "Ah, absolutely not, Miss Jisong! She was beaten by her husband like in social news, and the police came to the door again and again, but she chose to endure it because she was afraid of rumors. Gradually wither and wither...absolutely not!"

...That girl doesn't seem to be so resigned, does she?

But it doesn't matter, Daigo Kyoya's goal has been achieved.

The judge pushed away the crowd, jumped onto the stage, and walked up to Gui Xiaotaro: "Very well, it seems that you have already deeply understood Miss Jisong's situation." He reached out to pick Gui Xiaotaro's chin, "It's up to you to act It's time!"

Katsura Kotaro held Daigo Kyoya's wrist with both hands: "I, what should I do?"

"Of course, follow me first, get out of here," Daigo Kyoya waved his hand, "You're stuck here, you can't do anything at all."

"Wearing women's clothing and pleasing guests...you've done a good job. I've worked hard for you this time," Daigo Kyoya said, "Although I think you seem to have discovered a vocation that suits you...cough cough, no, This is not what you should do at all!"

"What you need to please is not the guests, but Miss Jisong!"

Katsura Kotaro nodded excitedly: "Oh!"

"What you have to do is to create a beautiful new era for Miss Jisong!"

So, hurry up to participate in the Obon Festival, and destroy it for the cause of expelling barbarians!

"Get out of here with us!"

Although they will make his destruction unsuccessful in order to keep history from being biased... not entirely successful.

Saigo Tomori looked at Daigo Kyoya's nonsense, and let out a cold snort from his nose.

After nightfall, every family decorates the soul niche and arranges the spirit shelter.

Jiang Xue Zuowen stood in front of the fruit stand and bought a cucumber.He also borrowed a piece of oilcloth from the boss, spread it on the ground, picked up the main body sword in one hand, and a cucumber in the other, and began to carve carefully.

In two or three strokes, the cucumber gradually took shape in his hands, and he carved it into the shape of a horse.

There was a lot of discussion around:

"Is it a fairy horse?"

"The elf horse is actually made into this shape!"

"Obviously as long as it is placed directly, it is really thoughtful."

"so cute!"

Jiang Xue Zuowenwen turned a deaf ear to these arguments, and placed the finished product after some modifications in front of Xiaoye Zuowenfu.

Xiaoye took the text from the left, and the corner of her mouth raised: "Thank you brother Jiang Xue!"

At the same time, everyone looked at the lifelike pony and applauded one after another.

"This person is so powerful, his control over the Taidao is so strong!"

"I didn't see his movements at all!"

"Absolutely a master!"

Another little girl looked at the pony and bit her finger:

"Dad, I also want such an elf horse!"

Her father looked embarrassed, but he still agreed: "Okay, Dad, try it!"

Then, this big man bought a cucumber, borrowed a knife from the stall owner, and worked hard to carve it...

The craftsmanship is appalling, it's nothing like it.

"Sorry, Xiaochun, I'll carve another one for you..."

But his daughter cheered: "Thank you, Dad!" The little girl picked up the four portraits and couldn't put it down. "Mom will definitely like it, and she will definitely come home and see us soon!"

Her father smiled and touched her head: "well, go home quickly and put this up."

Two kinds of vegetables are needed before and after the Obon Festival, one is cucumber and the other is eggplant.Cucumber means fairy horse, and eggplant means fairy cow, which means the means of transportation used by ancestors to travel between the underworld and the world.

People hope that when the ancestors came, they rode on horses and returned home quickly; when they left, they rode on oxen and left home slowly.

Xiaoye Zuowen watched the father and daughter leave, and blinked: "Brother Jiang Xue, brother Zongsan, this is really great."

Jiang Xue Zuowen and Zong San Zuowen looked at each other and smiled.

At this moment, Daigo Kyoya's voice sounded:

"It's amazing! Is it Jiang Xuediao's?"

I saw the god judge wearing a fox mask at an angle, and appeared in front of them with the same group of sword fusangshen.Behind them was a stranger, and a fat, doll-like unknown creature covered in a white cloth.

"Yeah!" Xiaoye Zuowen nodded, then turned around again, "Brother Jiang Xue, can I give this to the master?"

Jiang Xue nodded in Zuowen.

So Saya Zuofuji held the pony in both hands, and handed it to Daigo Kyoya.

"Thank you," Daigo Kyoya took the pony and patted Saya Zuofuji's head, "I like it very much."

A blush appeared on Xiaoye Zuowen's face.

Daigo Kyoya looked at the elf horse in his hand and thought of his parents who passed away.

Although they are not in the same time and space, they can still express their own feelings.

So Daigo Kyoya bought a watermelon and an apple, squatted down, and used the watermelon to dig out a rather rough shrine.He then carved the names of his parents on the apple and placed it in the shrine.

The Soul Greeting Fire can't be lighted, so you can prepare a few more elf horses.

When Daigo Kyoya finished all this, Jiang Xue Zuowen silently offered another elf horse.The two cucumber horses are placed in front of the watermelon shrine, quite decent.

Daigo Kyoya was very satisfied with this.

The judge looked at the empty-handed Xiaoye Zuowen, thought for a while, and asked for several cucumbers and toothpicks from the fruit stall.

Brush a few times, first cut the cucumber into strips.

"Master," Hotaru opened his eyes wide, "What are you planning to do?"

I saw that Daigo Kyoya built a plane with cucumbers and toothpicks... It was not an ordinary plane, but a V-22 Osprey tiltrotor with two propellers hanging from one left and one right wing!

Xiaoye Zuowen's eyes lit up, as if stars were twinkling inside: "Brother Jiang Xue, Brother Zongsan!" His voice raised unconsciously, "Master is also amazing!"

Daigo Kyoya cut a few more cucumbers, and a speedboat took shape under his hands.Then, there are strange chariots, Shinkansen, and even Gundam...