[Comprehensive] The god judge voluntarily was hidden by the gods

At this time, Bai Ze was teaching Momotaro to make potions.

"I didn't expect that honey is used to make traditional Chinese medicine... It hurts," Momotaro said with several swollen bumps on his body, "but why did I hear that Chinese medicine is very bitter?"

"Who told you that adding honey will definitely make the medicine taste better," Bai Ze showed a big pill, "Do you want to try this honey pill?"

"Hey, am I sick?"

"Healthy ones, you won't die if you eat them."

"Oh..." Momotaro took it, peeled off the wax paper, tried it, and immediately stuck his neck: "What a strange smell!"

"Do you know now? Honey is just used to bind the medicine powder," Bai Ze handed him a glass of water, "although honey can indeed correct the medicine's taste, but the effect is only a little. Most of the good-tasting honey pills are just to coax women Children's snacks, strong drugs contain very few ingredients."

"So that's how it is." Momotaro said that he had learned something new again: "Are those porcelain vases filled with this kind of honey pills?"

"Mm." Bai Ze casually pointed at the porcelain vase on the shelf: "This kind of honey pill can only treat minor illnesses for a while. If you really want to cure the illness, you still have to rely on the doctor to adjust the prescription according to each person's constitution and prescribe the right medicine."

"Sounds like a waste of time."

"Wasting time also has the benefits of wasting time," Bai Ze spread his hands, "Western medicine is all one size fits all, and it's fast, but there are also many hidden dangers. There are gains and losses."

"Fortunately, there are few people in Heaven, so time is wasted." Momotaro said the key point. "Speaking of which, yesterday's Mr. Daigo took medicine even though he was clearly not sick. Is it really okay?"

"Of course it doesn't matter, it's my medicine," Bai Ze raised his chin, "that kind of hair growth medicine is very popular with bald people."

"Bald, bald?" Momotaro was taken aback, "Is this medicine developed for bald?"

"Unfortunately, the reason why bald people are bald is because even if they grow out their hair, they will still lose it again for various reasons," Bai Ze shook his finger, "This has nothing to do with their daily routine, working environment and personal physique. related."

Momotaro breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, Mr. Daigo is only bald, so he won't lose his hair."

"...Are you so afraid that I will smash the signboard?"

"No, Mr. Daigo looks terrible, and I always feel that if he is dissatisfied, there will be serious consequences."

"Huh? Afraid of him? What is there to be afraid of a human being!" Then Bai Ze's voice dropped an octave, "Although he does have a strange sense of oppression... Tsk, how is it possible, what am I thinking?"

"Master Bai Ze, can I put this there?"

"Yes... Hey," Bai Ze blinked, "Why is it empty there?"

"Hey? Shouldn't it be empty?"

After a flurry of inspections, Bai Ze wiped off a cold sweat.

"Take, I took it wrong!"

"What?!"

"I took it wrong!" Bai Ze was shocked, "I gave the hair growth potion I used to that dago!"

"You actually use it yourself, and you still say it's boring!"

"My fur is often beaten by girls, no, it is often damaged in battles, of course it must be well maintained!"

"...Tsk, that's true," Momotaro shook his head, "Since it's still a hair growth potion, shouldn't it matter?"

"No, it has a lot to do with it," Bai Ze said solemnly, "As I said, traditional Chinese medicine is the right medicine for the disease. I am a beast, and the medicine I use...is very powerful."

"Alas!"

"It's not impossible to use it for humans, but because the medicine is too powerful, there will be side effects."

"What kind of side effects will it be?"

"The principle of this medicine is to stimulate the potential of the body. It is to use nutrients from other parts of the body to nourish the hair, but it will not cause malnutrition..." Bai Ze talked about a lot of things, "In short, it is manifested in the body. It’s like going back in time. It doesn’t matter how I go back in time, it won’t affect my appearance, but human beings are different.”

Momotaro swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Could it be!"

"Hey," Bai Ze touched the back of his head and smiled, "I don't know how long it will take to go back."

"Hey?!"

"It's not going to go backwards and become fertilized, fertilized, and egg, ahaha——"

Before the words fell, there was a loud bang, and a small figure kicked the door of the pharmacy flying.The fallen door panel just happened to hold Bai Ze down, and a child with hair longer than his ankles stood on the door panel.Such long hair was only tied with sandalwood paper at the back of the head, and the ends of the hair fell to the ground like a mop, looking dirty.

This child is only about five or six years old in appearance, with delicate features and beautiful features like a girl.

Obviously, this is the unlucky Daigo Kyoya who was cheated by Shirasawa.Although he has not yet degenerated into a fertilized egg, he has degenerated into a child who can only go to kindergarten.

"Shirasawa!" Daigo Kyoya's voice was clear and bright, indistinguishable from male and female, "Get out!"

Momotaro silently pointed down.

Daigo Kyoya lowered her head, and saw Shirasawa's hand stretched out from under the door panel.The next moment, his whole body was blown away by the divine beast.

"It's really getting smaller," Bai Ze whistled, jumped up and stretched out his hands, and hugged the little god judge into his arms, "Yoxi, yoxi, don't be afraid, come to Uncle Bai..."

In Bai Ze's mind, human beings are all juniors, and the God Judge who looked like an adult before was a child, and now he needs to be taken good care of.Of course, Bai Ze usually sees many children, and Momotaro has never seen him so attentive.

But there is no way, Bai Ze has a guilty conscience.

"Who would be afraid!" Daigo Kyoya was frustrated, and grabbed his head and face like a real child, "What's the matter with your medicine?"

He was even a little lisp, and his words were sloppy, which sounded like he was acting like a baby.

"Well, didn't your hair grow out?" Bai Ze was pulled so hard that his face was deformed, "It worked well, didn't it?"

"But I don't want to be rejuvenated!"

"You've saved for nothing for 20 years—"

"But how can I meet people—"

Momotaro raised his forehead: "...Sure enough, there is a doctor-patient dispute."

At this moment, a huge mace flew over and hit Bai Ze hard on the head!

Bai Ze spat out a mouthful of blood, and flew out with strength.Daigo Kyoya flew up along with her, but was grabbed by the back of the neck by another person and lifted up.

"Master Ghost Lamp!"

The visitor was dressed in a black improved kimono with a red background, with a single horn on his forehead and the corner of his mouth pulled down, making him look fierce.

No, not only does it look fierce, the fierceness wrapped around the mace is quite amazing, no wonder it can break the defense of the beast.

However, he is quite friendly with children:

"Have you been reduced to attacking children?" Ghost Lantern scolded, "Scum!"

As he said that, he hugged Daigo Kyoya with one arm to his shoulder and let him sit on it.

"Ghost...lamp?" The interrogator blinked, and finally matched the name with the person in front of him, "Xiao Ai's boss?"

"Huh?" Ghost Lantern is obviously very familiar with Yan Moai, "The little love you are talking about, do you mean the little love who lives at the end of the road of fire?"

"Yeah," Daigo Kyoya nodded, "We are friends. The snapdragon you cultivated tastes quite delicious."

"Ah, if you like—"

"Bastard ghost lamp!" Bai Ze got up from the ground, furious, "Which eye of yours saw that I shot this child!"

The ghost lamp ignored it, and turned to Daigo Kyoya and said, "Don't talk to this kind of person, your life will fall from heaven to hell, please be sure to tell Xiao Ai this too."

"……what."

"You're the one living in hell, right, assistant officer!" Bai Ze gritted his teeth, "You don't want to stay in hell, what are you doing here?!"

"Because I heard rumors," Ghost Lantern glanced at his lower body, his voice was full of regret, "It is said that you were beaten to the point of paralysis by a woman, so you didn't."

Bai Ze clamped his legs subconsciously: "Who spread it, this rumor is too vicious!"

The little ghost eggplant who was following Ghost Lantern tilted his head: "Hey? Why did I hear the rumor that Master Bai Ze was plotted against by Lord Ghost Lantern?"

"no!"

Another kid, Tang Gua, scratched his face: "Master Bai Ze, the version I heard is that you have hemorrhoids?"

"Obviously impossible!"

"I also heard a gossip," Gui Deng picked up the mace and held it upright in front of his eyes, covering half of his face, "It says you've changed your gender."

"Who made the rumor!"

"I think," Ghost Lantern turned the mace, his eyes flashed, echoing the sharp light on the mace, "Since you like women so much, why not become a woman yourself—"

"Stay away from me, devil!"

At this moment, Daigo Kyoya pressed the ghost lamp's head—although he stopped quickly, he still attracted the assistant officer's attention: "What's wrong?"

"Please wait a moment," Daigo Kyoya took a deep breath, "Everything is my fault!"

"……what?"

"It's all because of me that Shirasawa-sama is deeply involved in all kinds of unbearable rumors," Daigo Kyoya wiped away tears that didn't exist, "Shirasawa-sama is a good person."

"No, you don't have to blame yourself." Gui Deng patted Daigo Kyoya's hand and comforted him gently.Then, he turned to Bai Ze and bared his white teeth: "This is a grievance between me and him. I beat him without a reason!"

"You change your face too quickly!"

"No." Daigo Kyoya pressed the ghost's head again, "If you kill him now, how can I pursue after-sales service?"

"...I heard it, Daigo, I heard it!"

"Lord Bai Ze was not obliged to help me, but he still listened to my request." Daigo Kyoya coughed lightly, and bowed his head to Bai Ze, "I really appreciate that."

Hearing this, Bai Ze scratched his head: "...You're welcome."

"However," Daigo Kyoya raised his head, "I have become like this...how inconvenient is it? Excuse me, is there any way to remedy it?"

"Sorry, I really don't have one now." Seeing the sincerity of the judge's attitude, Bai Ze became a little more serious, "Your body is already in tatters, so it's better not to torment it in the short term."

"That is to say..." the voice of the judge became lower and lower, "I can only keep like this for the time being?"

Bai Ze nodded: "You also know that you need to recuperate, right? I'll take care of it for you when your period of weakness passes."

Daigo Kyoya lowered his head again, his long bangs hanging down, covering his eyes.His whole body trembled slightly, his fingers gathered, and he grasped the ghost lamp's coat tightly.

The surrounding air fell into silence, and even Momotaro sighed.

"Master Ghost Lamp."

Daigo Kyoya raised his head with a calm face, as if he had accepted the status quo.

Suddenly, he grabbed the ghost lamp's other shoulder with one hand, pointed at Bai Ze with the other, and his calm expression immediately cracked:

"Please, please kill him, do you need help? I can definitely help—"

"Did your performance just now be faked? Hey——"