[Comprehensive] The god judge voluntarily was hidden by the gods

"Bai Ze-jun, you are really a good person."

Daigo Kyoya moved her arms and legs and sighed.

Momotaro and the two Tsurumaru nodded at the same time.

Even though he had made such a big oolong and was so humiliated, he wasn't really angry.Even when he went berserk, he carefully avoided the patient, although this patient was actually the culprit.

"Of course I am a good person," Bai Ze said angrily, "If you were a girl, I would still be a super nice person."

"..."

"It's you, I don't understand," Bai Ze wrote and drew on the notebook with a pen, "You should have died a long time ago, how could you still be alive?"

"Hey, is there anything in this world that Master Bai Ze doesn't understand?" Momotaro brought up the tea, "Master Bai Ze is a divine beast who knows everything? Could it be that he has recently suffered from dementia?"

"...Of course there are things I don't know, for example, I don't know that you are secretly in love recently--"

"Hey, I was wrong, I shouldn't question you!"

"Oh, you ask me about this kind of thing, and I don't know?" Daigo Kyoya scratched his head, "I'm not very good at biology."

"This has nothing to do with life science," Bai Ze stared at him, "it has to do with your luck. Countless coincidences have maintained your life in an extremely outrageous way. The factor that supports your survival is not science, but a 'miracle' .”

Daigo Kyoya frowned unobtrusively: "But my luck has always been bad?"

"Luck and luck are not the same thing," Bai Ze thoughtfully, "Luck dominates the direction of your life, while luck only cares about specific incidents once or twice. Getting involved in trouble is bad luck, turning bad luck into good luck is Good luck. I have a fortune teller for you, it is for the recovery of thunder. The inner hexagram is earthquake and thunder, and the outer hexagram is Kun and earth. The Tao is nothingness, the innate qi, yin and yang are born together. Yin and yang go and return, and all things Endless life...huh?"

He grabbed Daigo Kyoya's hand and muttered something.Daigo Kyomi's literature is good, and he can understand Mandarin, but he can't understand what Bai Ze is talking about.

Bai Ze also murmured to himself: "The past... will come back?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, falling into silence without understanding.After a long time, Daigo Kyoya only sighed:

"...It's really complicated metaphysics."

After the words fell, Bai Ze shook his head.

"That's right, you don't understand after I say it," he put his hand on his forehead, where his eye was located, "I won't waste my words."

"Ah ha ha……"

"You better stop laughing. My tooth hurts from watching it. Why do you have such a stiff expression? Are you a zombie?" Bai Ze tore a piece of paper from the notebook and pressed it on his face, "This is the doctor's order. After you go back, give me a wheelchair for ten and a half months."

Daigo Kyoya peeled off the paper from his face: "Is it so slow?"

"There are also fast ones, but there are side effects."

"What side effects?"

"Don't tell you."

"……what?"

Bai Ze rolled his eyes: "I told you, and it got out, how can I sell this medicine?"

Daigo Kyoya was very surprised: "Does anyone really buy drugs with unknown side effects?!"

"Of course," Bai Ze chuckled, "otherwise, how can I play tricks... No," he said with a straight face, "Why do you ask so many questions? It's not for you. It's okay, get out, don't take advantage of me." This bed. I still want to make an appointment with the lovely young lady, so I won’t accompany you!”

"Ah—wait a minute," Daigo Kyoya grabbed Bai Ze who got up and wanted to leave again, "Did you forget what prescription we asked at the beginning?"

Bai Ze replied without hesitation: "I forgot!"

"...We are here to ask for a prescription for hair growth."

"I see that although you are wearing a wig," Bai Ze glanced at the examiner's head, "but you don't seem to be bald?"

"You can see that?!" Daigo Kyoya was taken aback, "That's right, I just shaved my head."

"Baldness is a disease, but baldness is not," Bai Ze snorted, "If you want to cure baldness, let the patient come to me."

"No, no, it's me, it's me," Daigo Kyoya looked at Bai Ze earnestly, "I just want the hair growth prescription."

"Your hair will grow out soon, won't it?"

"I've said it all, we need quick results," Daigo Kyoya coughed softly, "Of course I hope the hair will grow back as soon as possible."

"Tsk, it's so boring."

"Then how do you have that kind of quick-acting hair growth prescription?"

"Of course it's because I'm really bored."

"..."

"Ah——I thought of it," Bai Ze looked at Daigo Kyoya with disgusted eyes, "Could it be that you came to trouble me just to grow your hair?"

Daigo Kyoya scratched his face, his gaze wandered: "...Bingo!"

"You are definitely, definitely more boring than me!"

"Please," Daigo Kyoya clasped his hands together, "Master Shirasawa is absolutely, absolutely a super nice person!"

"...Well, for the sake of your sincerity."

So, Bai Ze really dug out a porcelain bottle and handed it to the judge.

"It's a pity, you're not a girl." The beast grabbed the porcelain bottle and refused to let it go easily, with a look of regret: "Your face was wasted."

Daigo Kyoya exerted a little force, but didn't move: "...I'm really sorry for the wrong gender."

"If I'm so sorry, go transgender!"

"As long as it's a woman, can it be the day after tomorrow?!"

"sure."

"You actually said such unscrupulous words, my favorability for you has plummeted now!"

"Anyway, I don't need a man's favorability. It doesn't matter if it goes down to the bottom."

"You did it on purpose?!"

"This is revenge for the trouble you caused me, revenge."

"..."

"Ah, I forgot to ask, do you have any sisters who look very similar to you?" Bai Ze salivated and leaned into his ear, "If you have, please introduce them to me—"

"Yes, but there is nothing I can introduce to you, thank you."

"Huh? Do you really have sisters?" Bai Ze's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Don't be so stingy!"

"...my sister is married and my son has graduated from college."

"Is it a man|wife mature|female, I don't mind?"

"I mind!"

Bai Ze left a deep impression on them, and on the way back, this unconventional beast also became the center of conversation between them.

"Unexpectedly, the divine beast Bai Ze is actually a species that can be a female as long as it is a horse." Fen Shenhemaru is the first time I have seen this type of person, no, the beast, "I heard that he is still with the horse from hell. Miss Mian has dated before. By the way, that Miss Ma Mian looks like this."

He even got a group photo of Bai Ze and Ma Mian from gossip people. In the photo, Bai Ze had a painful face, and the horse face next to him... was actually a real horse face.

"I-Let's pass on the rumors," Daigo Kyoya wiped off his cold sweat, "Otherwise, Bai Ze would be too heavy-mouthed, right?"

"Huh? But those people say that Bai Ze's animal looks like a horse or a deer, maybe it's a red deer (stupid) with a heavy taste?"

That's a great pun, but...

"Stop spreading such rumors, he is a divine beast," Daigo Kyoya said righteously, "Before I knew Bai Ze was of this kind of virtue, I still admired him. He is a legendary auspicious omen. So, give each other Leave room for imagination."

"Yes--"

... Don't these words indirectly affirm the veracity of the rumors!You also know that it is a rumor, so stop misleading others!

All kinds of complaints in Zhenshen Tsurumaru's mind kept swiping: "...I think we need to have a good talk."

Daigo Kyoya turned her face sideways: "What?"

"Another me," Shinshen Tsurumaru didn't answer, leaned back, and beckoned to Distracted God Tsurumaru, "Come on, let me teach you the god descending technique, okay? If you ask me for help next time, it won't be like this time Almost broke the knife."

"Huh? Okay," Distracted Tsurumaru blinked, "I hope it's not too difficult."

"No way."

Then, like stamping a seal, Shinshin Tsurumaru poked Bianshin Tsurumaru's forehead with the handle of the knife.next moment.Bianshin Tsurumaru closed his eyes, his body turned into streamers, and returned to his own body.Shinshin Tsurumaru grabbed the main body of Distraction and handed it to Daigo Kyoya.

Daigo Kyoya took the body of his own Tsurumaru and asked in surprise, "Now?"

"That's right, it's now," Masami Tsurumaru took a deep breath, put his hands on Daigo Kyoya's shoulders, "Daigo Kyoya!"

"……Yes?"

"I think it's worth talking to you now about me—another question about my education!"

"……what?"

"What did you teach me, no, your Tsurumaru!" Zhenshen Tsurumaru looked confused, "I don't remember me being such an innocent and dedicated guy!"

"……What?"

"..."

"..."

Daigo Kyoya stretched out a finger: "Please be more specific——"

"No, it's too embarrassing." Masami Tsurumaru was not very shy, but just found it hard to say, "You know that child likes you very much, right?"

"Yes." Daigo Kyoya narrowed his eyes: "I like him very much too."

"Then why did he become such a bear!"

Although he didn't know what Masami Tsurumaru was referring to, Daigo Kyoya still gave a guess: "A relationship that develops freely?"

"...Hey, are you trying to say that I'm already a bear?"

"...Wow, when will you be able to stop being a bear?"

The two stared at each other, but Zhenshen Tsurumaru was defeated: "Okay, okay, even if I'm a bear—what kind of eyes are you! You know, my curiosity has always been very strong."

"That's right," Daigo Kyoya nodded, "I still want to do everything myself."

So at the beginning, Tsurumaru Kuninaga often used the name of pranks to cause damage in Honmaru, even if his original intention was not to do bad things, but the combination of smattering and "do it first, then talk" often caused destructive consequences .

"It's not a bad thing to be curious," Zhenshen Tsurumaru pressed the center of his eyebrows, "It's not a bad thing to satisfy his curiosity. But, but, how can you be responsive!"

"...Didn't I respond to my request?" Daigo Kyoya asked tentatively, "For example, there is such a thing as me refusing to be in bed."

True God Tsurumaru murmured: "You might as well promise him to let him try once and he will be taught a lesson, then he won't be so innocent..."

"……You are kidding?"

"Yes, I'm just kidding, you did a good job," Masami Tsurumaru wiped his face, "He doesn't have a deep understanding of liking, and he doesn't understand the meaning of this kind of thing to human beings. He must have seen Qing Jiang's Little yellow book, damn it, it might be a tortoise shell..." He organized his thoughts, and he couldn't continue, and finally it turned into a helpless sigh:

"How can I be such a bear!"