[Comprehensive] The god judge voluntarily was hidden by the gods

"Actually, there's one thing I don't understand," Daigo Kyoya applied medicine to the smiling face Qingjiang, "You're obviously just talking, and your style is still quite conservative. Why do you always like to watch this kind of stuff?"

"I just like body art." Smiling Qing Jiang touched the corner of his mouth, gritted his teeth, "Hiss...that's not a porn book, it's Western oil painting appreciation, so there are a lot of nudes!"

"Ah," Daigo Kyoya blinked, "Tsurumaru!"

"Sorry." Distracted Tsurumaru clasped his hands together, "but it really looks like a little yellow book at first glance, don't blame me."

"I'm sorry," Masami Tsurumaru folded his hands behind his head, "but I really think you're expected to become an erotic god of swords?"

"Are you two apologizing? Hey!" Smiling Qingjiang looked at Daigo Kyoya with accusing eyes, "Look, look, this is the sign of your child doing something wrong! Not sincere at all!"

Masami Tsurumaru immediately retorted: "But you are indeed watching with Ishikirimaru on your back, right?"

Fen Shen Crane Maru nodded: "It means that Ishiki Maru doesn't accept the term body art at all."

Then, both Tsurumaru turned to Daigo Kyoya at the same time, tilted their heads, and said in unison: "It's not our fault, eh?"

Yes, cute!

Daigo Kyoya's heart fluttered, his hand shook involuntarily, and the cotton swab fell to the ground.He coughed lightly, and his attitude changed immediately: "Well, it's not your fault."

Smiling Qing Jiang burst into tears: "This parent, you can't pamper them like this!"

"Then go and explain to Ishikirimaru yourself—"

"That's right, it's my own fault!"

"Also, tell me the whereabouts of Shuzhuwan."

"He's in Nichiren's dojo!"

"Looking forward to seeing you next time!"

"Go away, I'm not looking forward to it at all!"

……

"Oops! Alert! First level battle preparation!"

"What's the matter? It's unseemly to be so flustered! The last time Guojin God called you, I didn't see you so gaffe."

"But! Tsurumaru Kuninaga is here!"

"Why is he here...Calm down! Show off the reserve of a Buddhist disciple! Hey, that one over there, where is Shuzhuwan now?"

"He is retreating in the meditation room!"

"Are you retreating? Damn it... Forget it, the soldiers are coming to block you—don't panic! Isn't it just a Tsurumaru!"

"I also want to keep calm, but there are two Tsurumaru Kuninaga here this time!"

"Huh? Two? Why?"

"how could I know!"

"...Don't ask, hurry up and ask for Zhuwan!"

This sentence is almost like "go and invite the Tathagata Buddha".

Daigo Kyoya rubbed his chin: "...What did you do to them to make them treat you like the Monkey King who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

"I just like to play pranks," Masami Tsurumaru expressed his innocence, "I don't remember doing anything particularly outrageous to them?"

"Yeah, you just used a prank to embarrass them at the ceremony," Suzumaru Koji walked in holding the prayer beads, "It's because they can't practice well."

"That's right," Masami Tsurumaru nodded sharply, "It's just that the order of the speeches of some people with bad conduct was messed up. They are ignorant and incompetent."

"That's right." Shuzhu Wan Hengji, a master of Buddhism who is so familiar with Buddhism, doesn't sympathize with those people at all: "But if you take the relics—"

"Wow, I was wrong about this, I didn't know it was such an important thing!"

Daigo Kyoya suddenly realized: "...It seems that a lot of damage has indeed been done."

Distracted, Tsurumaru nodded seriously: "You need to reflect, Tsurumaru."

"Only you are not qualified to say it!"

Shuzhuwan Hengci smiled slightly, and clicked: "So, why are you here this time?"

"Although it's a bit hard to say," Daigo Kyoya said, "For... hair."

"Kami? God?"

"No, it's the hair on your head."

"……what?"

……

"I didn't expect that Suzumaru's hair is so beautiful, but he never takes care of it... It's really enviable." Daigo Kyomi expressed envy and hatred expressionlessly: "Why does he, a guy who practices Buddhism, have such a good hair?" Resources, waste!"

"Alright," Masami Tsurumaru patted him on the shoulder, "Even if you pluck off his hair, it won't grow on your head again, let him go."

"...Tsk."

"Ahaha," Distracted Crane Maru smirked, "Shu Zhu Wan doesn't even use conditioner, she's a natural beauty. However, he said that when he was buying shampoo, he saw you buying conditioner."

Jiang Xue left the words to support her forehead: "Is this why you came to find me?"

"Yeah!"

Zong San Zuowen shook his head: "Jiang Xue can buy hair conditioner, doesn't it mean he has research on hair care?"

"Hey--"

Seeing the same disappointed expression of the two Tsurumaru, Saya Zuofuji chuckled softly.

"Oh, Xiao Ye smiled."

"Really, I laughed."

"Sorry," Xiao Ye left the words to cover her mouth, "because there are two..."

"It's okay, you don't need to apologize, because Xiao Ye is very cute."

"Thank you."

"you are welcome."

"If Jiang Xue can't do anything here, she really wants to make trouble, right?"

"Or Qianzi Muramasa?"

"Taro Tachi and Jiro Tachi also have long hair."

"But the two of them definitely don't know how to take care of their hair?"

Seeing that the group of them were about to leave, Xiao Ye Zuowen spoke:

"Well," he tilted his head, "if you want to take care of your hair... Actually, you can go to a Hanfang doctor?"

"Huh?" Daigo Kyoya blinked, "There is also a Kampo doctor in Takamahara?"

There is no Gaotianyuan, but there is Taoyuan Township bordering Gaotianyuan.

Japan learns Chinese medicine from China, known as Kampo medicine, which has been passed down for thousands of years.However, after the Meiji Restoration, Kampo medicine was simply and rudely banned by law.It was not until after World War II that Kampo medicine was revived.Kampo medicine pays attention to conditioning, can stimulate self-recovery ability, and has less side effects.

But everyone knows that Chinese medicine cannot be measured by standardized means, so it was once regarded as a pseudoscience, and there are many scammers who use Chinese medicine to deceive and abduct.Although there are always some literary works that exaggerate the ancient prescriptions of Chinese medicine... But in fact, what the general public needs is still standardized Western medicine and Chinese patent medicine that have undergone strict animal experiments and even human experiments.

"Kyomi, isn't this going too far?" Shinsami Tsurumaru looked bitter, "I know there are many drug accidents in this world..."

"That's right," Distracted Tsurumaru didn't want to listen to the popular science any more, "Anyway, Taoyuan Township is part of the Kingdom of Heaven, there can't be any liars."

"...Okay," Daigo Kyoya stopped with regret, "But why did you bring me here to change?"

"To see the Hanfang doctor, of course I have to change into Hanfu!"

"really?"

"really!"

A group of people came out of the clothing store, and all changed into improved Hanfu with high waist and wide sleeves. Although it looked good at first glance, it was actually nondescript, but no one cared...

"Wow, are those three people here to travel? They are wearing ancient costumes from that shop that specializes in trapping tourists."

"But it fit! Super fit!"

"The one with the black hair seems to have three attributes, so pretty!"

"Those twins with white hair are so handsome!"

"Want to strike up a conversation?"

"I'm thinking about which one to strike up a conversation with. Damn, it's so hard to choose!"

"Ah—someone is taking the lead!"

I saw a guy in a white coat, a turban, and peach blossom eyes rushing to Daigo Kyoya with lightning speed and holding his hand: "Hello? こんにちは?? Hello?"

As soon as Daigo Kyoya was about to speak, Bunshin Tsurumaru knocked off the opponent's hand: "Hey, don't touch me!"

"Oh, I'm just an enthusiastic tour guide," the man immediately picked it up, looking polite, "Welcome to Taoyuan Township, my name is Bai Ze. It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice."

If he hadn't been so eager before, Daigo Kyoya would definitely give him full marks for his current posture.

"Shirasawa?" True God Tsurumaru looked at him suspiciously, "Divine beast?"

"Hey, do you know me?"

Fenshin Tsurumaru immediately pulled Daigo Kyoya back: "Master, this guy is a Chinese mythical beast, a symbol of auspiciousness!"

"But this guy doesn't seem to have anything to do with Xiangrui," Masami Tsurumaru also looked at him warily, "Besides, he's very strong, and I couldn't stop him from approaching just now!"

"Don't be so nervous, I'm a very friendly benevolent beast," Bai Ze smiled until his eyes narrowed into two slits, "China and Japan are friendly, China and Japan are friendly. Is there any place you want to go? I can show you the way, Seek good luck and avoid bad luck?"

The two crane pills looked at each other and asked tentatively, "Do you know the doctor of Hanfang?"

"Hey, are you looking for a Hanfang doctor?" Bai Ze pointed to himself, "I am!"

……Alas.

Tsurumaru, one left and one right, leaned close to Daigo Kyoya's ears, covering their mouths with their hands:

"No, this guy doesn't look reliable at all!"

"That's right, it looks like the liar you said!"

...Who said just now that Taoyuan Township could not have a liar?

Daigo Kyoya tilted her head and whispered, "Ask?"

"Okay," Fen Shen Crane Maru asked directly, "Do you have a prescription for that kind of hair growth? But, the effect should be quick."

Bai Ze thought for a while: "Chinese medicine generally takes a long time to take effect..."

"Look, I'll say he's unreliable!"

"However, I'm a beast," Bai Ze put on a handsome pose, "Of course I can do things that ordinary people can't!"

"……what."

...It's really like a liar's magic stick!

"I'm the number one Chinese medicine doctor in the world, and I'm usually very busy," Bai Ze coughed, "But if this lovely lady is willing to date me, I will definitely—"

"Wait, miss?" Daigo Kyoya frowned, and immediately corrected, "I'm a man."

Bai Ze's face collapsed in an instant: "How, how is it possible!"

"Tsurumaru," Daigo Kyoya cast a sideways glance at Tsurumaru, and immediately suspected his own friend who had a criminal record, "Could it be that you chose women's clothing for me?"

"Hey, no." Distracted Tsurumaru immediately waved his hand, "It's the master..." He looked the judge up and down for a while, "Is it because of the hairstyle?"

So let’s review the shape of this wig again: medium-short and straight pear blossom head, flat bangs, and the tail of the hair is retracted.In other words, it just blocked the Adam's apple of the judge and modified the cheek lines.Coupled with his recent illness, pale face, slender figure, and wearing this nondescript improved Hanfu, he does look like a girl, but she is taller.

"What, it turned out to be a man," Bai Ze immediately gave up the conversation, "Byebye."

"Wait, prescription!"

"I'm very, busy." Bai Ze waved his hands with his back to them, changing into a beast shape, intending to go to heaven. "Go to the pharmacy to get a number by yourself. After waiting for ten and a half months, it will be your turn..."

Then, something that surprised him happened——

"Fuck!"

I saw that Daigo Kyoya reached out and hugged his tail, raised his spiritual power, and grabbed him forcefully!

At the same time, the corners of his eyes, temples, and wrists were bleeding, with a strong smell.In addition, a large amount of blood oozed from all parts of his body, gradually staining the whole clothes red, looking extremely terrifying.

"Wait a moment," Daigo Kyoya then pulled out an even more terrifying smile, "Doctor, doctor, doctor, person!"