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Lu Zhuge hadn't thought about whether Tang Ling could speak Mandarin before. After all, since they met, Tang Ling spoke an authentic dialect.

Until today when I came home from get off work, I ran into Tang Ling arguing with the security uncle, "Just trust me, I'm really the head of the household here..." There was still a pair of big slippers on her feet.

Each sentence was pronounced differently, and the words really had an old Beijing flavor. After listening to Lu Zhuge for a while, he understood that Tang Ling couldn't enter the house without the key, so he came to the security uncle to get the key, but since he was not the head of the household, the security uncle Life and death do not agree to open the door.

Lu Zhuge walked up worriedly: "Where is the child? Is he not staying with you?"

Seeing him, Tang Ling seemed to be seeing a savior, "Oh, hello!" He turned his head and said goodbye to Uncle Security, picked up Luzhuge and left.

When Lu Zhuge finally understood in the elevator, Tang Ling quarreled with Wen Wenyan for some reason. Wen Wenyan took advantage of Tang Ling's inattention to drive him out and refused to open the door. Tang Ling didn't bring the key, so he had to go pitifully. Find Uncle Security.

"It's easy if you come here, hurry up and coax that turtle son for me, or I will sleep at your house tonight!"

Luzhuge: "..." Why did he hear the last sentence so shocking?

"What did you do to him?" Lu Zhuge couldn't help asking.

"It's nothing, I just said a few words in Mandarin."

Lu Zhuge obviously didn't believe it, but he still knocked on the door. As soon as Wen Yan opened the door, he crawled into Lu Zhuge's arms and rubbed him, as if begging for comfort.

This made Lu Zhuge even more suspicious that Tang Ling had done something shameful.

After a while, the three of them gathered at Luzhuge's house again. Luzhuge did not reject Tang Ling's behavior of rubbing food, because the food he cooked was really delicious.

Tang Ling came out after working in the kitchen for a long time and asked, "I've been wondering why there is no soy sauce in your house?"

Lu Zhuge heard this and said, "I don't eat soy sauce, only vinegar."

Tang Ling stared wide-eyed at what you said, and Lu Zhuge patiently explained again, "People here are not used to eating soy sauce, usually jealousy is enough."

Tang Ling yelled and yelled, "I'm going to die! How can I be jealous once I'm a big man! I can't live without soy sauce!"

Luzhuge got a headache from being fired, "Can you speak Mandarin?" It's not that he dislikes Tang Ling's dialect, it's just that he is more used to Mandarin. After all, sometimes he has to react to dialects for a long time. The most important thing is that Tang Ling's dialect is too noisy!

Tang Ling paused, showing a malicious smile, "That's what you said."

At this moment, Lu Zhuge was facing the computer and nodded indiscriminately, so he didn't notice Tang Ling's expression, nor did he see Wen Yanxiao's body stiffen and his face tense.

"Eat—" Tang Ling said.Lu Zhuge left the computer, and he didn't feel anything wrong at the moment.

Then Tang Ling told a few jokes at the dinner table, Lu Zhuge: "..."

The hand holding the chopsticks gradually turned white from the force.

How can someone speak Mandarin so badly? ?

It's like chalk scratching the blackboard and making a sharp "creak" sound, which makes people feel uncomfortable and helpless. He seems to be in tune with every word, but when he connects it, it is very out of tune, and it seems that every word is out of tune. On the tune, there is no way to correct it.

After Tang Ling finished speaking, he was alone hahaha, Lu Zhuge and Wen Wenyan looked at each other, and he saw sympathy like the deep sea in the eyes of the little black-eyed peas.

Lu Zhuge finally understood why Wen Wenyan shut Tang Ling out.

He put down his chopsticks and said to Tang Ling: "Jiaben doesn't have a male tortoise, so be careful."

Tang Ling: "???"

In the next few hours, Lu Zhuge kept telling Tang Ling the Martian language he didn't understand, and Tang Ling looked at a loss.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Lu Zhuge gently said to Tang Ling: "Drafting is useless, so I should breathe."

Tang Ling: "???" He finally surrendered, "Boss, I was wrong, please tell me what are you talking about? I won't dare again."

Lu Zhuge had no expression on his face, "Hey, isn't this quite standard?" Do you think you are the only one who can speak dialect?

Tang Ling was easily defeated by Luzhuge, and went back to the next door in a daze. Before leaving, Wen Wenyan looked at Luzhuge with admiration and admiration in his eyes.

After so many years, finally someone can cure this scourge!

The efficiency of the zoo is high. On the second day, Lu Zhuge saw the bus wearing the "new clothes" made of his posters and running around in the huge city.

Tomorrow is the first day of the long vacation, and Lu Zhuge is still a little embarrassed, and Lu Xiaoqi groaned, saying that you should stay and work overtime, okay?

Lu Zhuge brutally refused.

The customers are already past the [-]th, so where can I work overtime?

After returning home, Luzhuge knocked on the door of Lingju's house for the first time, and it was Tang Ling who opened the door. He was dressed in white short sleeves and showed his strong arms. He was a little surprised: "Why are you?"

Lu Zhuge said, "I'm looking for He Yan."

Entering the house, I found a mess inside, which made Lu Zhuge, who is obsessed with cleanliness, uncomfortable, "What are you doing?"

Tang Ling said: "Looking for something, let me see if Daddy Wen left any clues, oh! I found it, and he even hid my nude photos. He lied to me that he deleted them all!"

Lu Zhuge wanted to say a few words of condolences, but seeing that Tang Ling and Wen Wenyan were not in a hurry, the words twitched at the corner of his mouth and were swallowed back by him.

Wen Wenyan was watching TV, and Lu Zhuge noticed that he had worn the clothes for several days, and the trouser legs were covered with dust. He said to Tang Ling, "Why don't you change the clothes for the child?"

Tang Ling raised his head, and Lu Zhuge shut his mouth when he saw that he was also dirty.

Seeing him, Wen Wenyan burst into a smile, "Hug!"

Luzhuge picked him up and said softly, "Heyan, do you have any plans for tomorrow? Do you want to go to the zoo?"

Wen Wenyan raised his head upon hearing the words: "animal...animal...garden?"

Lu Zhuge patted his head and found that the kid should wash his hair too, "Yes, there are many, many animals there. I happen to have two tickets. How about we go together?"

Wen Wenyan's eyes lit up, "...Go..."

Tang Ling stood in front of them at some point, "What about me? What about me?"

Lu Zhuge raised his head with an innocent face, "But I only have two tickets."

Tang Ling had an expression of "Wang Dahammer", "...huh?"

After making an appointment with Wen Wenyan, Lu Zhuge did not leave immediately. He stripped off the little black-eyed peas and threw them into the bathtub. After making sure that he could take a bath by himself, he took out the dirty clothes and washed them by hand. Seeing this, Tang Ling asked : "You use the washing machine!"

Lu Zhuge glanced at him, "It's best to wash children's clothes by hand. The function of the washing machine in my house is to wash sheets, quilt covers and curtains."

Tang Ling looked in disbelief, "What about your clothes?"

Lu Zhuge: "Wash by hand, only lazy people like you throw all clothes into the washing machine."

Tang Ling: "..." So angry.

Lu Zhuge's actions made his pupils get bigger in the next second, and Tang Ling said: "Then why did you throw my clothes into the washing machine?"

Lu Zhuge: "Do you want me to wash it for you?"

Tang Ling: "But you have been washed by Wen Yan!"

Lu Zhuge: "How do you compare yourself with other people's children?"

Tang Ling: "His child? You don't even know how old he is..." He suddenly closed his mouth, Lu Zhuge looked at him suspiciously, Tang Ling shook his head and remained silent.

After holding back for a long time, I spit out a sentence: "It is said that a family must have... a virtuous person. The ancients did not deceive me."

Lu Zhuge threw the wrung clothes at him, "Take it to dry!"

The next morning, as soon as Lu Zhuge opened the door, he saw the little black-eyed peas at the door. Wen Yan changed into new clothes today, wore a cool hat, and was full of energy. He was a handsome guy.

The advertising boards on the subway were also replaced with zoo posters. Lu Zhuge pointed to Wen Wenyan and said, "We are going to see that today, mandrill, a new friend from the zoo."

Wen Wenyan seems to have never seen this kind of monkey before. He lay on his stomach and stared at it without blinking, his eyes flashed with excitement and fierceness where Lu Zhuge could not see. Lu Zhuge thought he was very interested in mandrills, and thought He also saw related reports on the news yesterday. He clicked on the news app and wanted to show it to Wen Yan.

Click on the homepage, the headline is "Frightening! A mandrill wounded a person at the Wild Animal Park in W City. Was the "newcomer" so arrogant on his first day? "

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

The author has something to say: Zhuge's first sentence is: "Don't talk while eating, be careful of choking."

The second sentence: "It's getting late, you should go back."

Some pronunciations are inaccurate, hehehe, have you guessed what he said?

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