i refuse to be your boyfriend

"Aren't you going?" Lu Zhuge asked.

Tang Ling shook his head: "I'm only in charge of notification, and transportation is not my job. By the way—" He sniffed again, "What on earth did you rub so fragrant? I'm about to fall in love with you."

Lu Zhuge blushed all of a sudden, "You—"

Facing Tang Ling's serious face, Lu Zhuge became the most embarrassed person, and he turned away angrily.

After dealing with the matter here, Li Changqiang and the others were busy going up the mountain again, and the rescue operation of the elephant that fell into the pit was still going on.

Seeing that the sun was about to set, Lu Zhuge had to wait until tomorrow before leaving.

Delayed by the elephant, Luo Junmei rushed to the hospital in a hurry, she said to Lu Zhuge embarrassedly: "I made something casually, you eat first."

Tang Ling said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, you can restrain me, I can cook, I won't die of hunger!"

Luo Junmei scratched her hair casually and said, "There are still a few pieces of wild pork in the refrigerator, take them out if you want to eat them."

Watching Luo Junmei and the others leave, Tang Ling gave the little black-eyed peas a look, and they both understood and split up.

When Lu Zhuge turned around, he found that the child was gone again. He went to the kitchen, only Tang Ling was there, and he was defrosting the pork. Seeing Lu Zhuge coming in, he smiled brightly: "Are you hungry? You can eat it right away?"

"Have you seen the child?" Lu Zhuge asked.

Tang Ling said: "I don't know, maybe it's the toilet. I saw him enter the toilet just now."

Although Lu Zhuge didn't quite believe it, he didn't continue to ask. The two people, one big and one small, were both weird.

"You still cook?"

Tang Ling gave himself a thumbs up: "Are there any five-star chefs? I cook it. It's delicious!" After he finished speaking, he winked at Lu Zhuge mysteriously, "Wait, it's delicious."

When he saw that Little Black Eyed Peas's neat clothes had become wrinkled and dirty, his white and tender face had red and swollen spots, and there was a suspicious yellow sticky substance at the corner of his mouth, he took out a cake from behind. Behind the white and yellow bee pupae, Lu Zhuge's entire face turned green.

Tang Ling came out: "Hey, hurry up!" He took the bee pupa and praised the little black-eyed peas.

Lu Zhuge picked up the child, pointed at the red spots on his face, and raised his voice, "What is this!! Tang Ling, why did you let him go?? You tricked me into going to the toilet!!"

Tang Ling looked innocent, "I guess he was stung by a bee. Look, he still has honey in his mouth. If nothing happens, he will heal after a while."

Then Lu Zhuge punched him, and angrily carried the child to apply the medicine.Tang Ling could still see the little Black Eyed Peas making an ugly face at him.

Tang Ling: "..."

He touched his chest, Lu Zhuge's strength was too weak, a punch on his body seemed to tickle him, and he muttered softly: "Like a shrew, but I like it."

The protein content of wild pork is very rich. Cut the pork into slices and add ginger and green onion. After a short stir-fry, it will have a strong fragrance.

The white and tender bee pupae were picked out one by one by Tang Ling with tweezers. After cleaning, they were fried in an oil pan. After adding simple seasonings, the aroma overflowed, and the bee pupae were golden and attractive.

Finally, the mixed vegetable soup was cooked and served, "Eat!" Tang Ling shouted.

Luzhuge came over after giving the little black-eyed peas good medicine, "It smells so good."

Tang Ling smiled, "Come on, have a taste."

Lu Zhuge looked at the white bee chrysalis, his expression froze, "This is... what?"

Tang Ling said: "Bee, have you ever eaten it? Try it. It's delicious!"

Luzhuge noticed that one of the bee pupae was white and black, so he picked it up with chopsticks, revealing the black cocoon inside, and Luzhuge trembled sharply: "What is this??"

Tang Ling said: "Bee, this is a little more mature, why don't you eat it? If you don't eat it, it will be gone." As he spoke, he glanced at the little black-eyed peas.

Luzhuge followed his line of sight, and the little black-eyed peas stared at the plate of bee pupae without blinking, their eyes glowed green, and their mouths felt like they would drool at any moment.

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

He tried to pick one up, and his eyes lit up, "It's delicious!" It was soft and glutinous, with some meaty taste but not as fatty as meat, very fragrant.

Tang Ling also brought the pork to him, "Try this."

Luzhuge felt fragrant when he smelled it, "It's delicious!"

After eating for a while, Lu Zhuge found that Tang Ling had been eating vegetables, and he asked, "Why don't you eat meat?"

Tang Ling said, "Oh, I'm a vegetarian."

Lu Zhuge stared at the man's muscles...

fraud!

Pretentious!

→_→!

In the end, all the bee pupae and pork went into the stomach of Little Black Eyed Peas. Seeing that Lu Zhuge put down his chopsticks, he directly picked up the plate and poured it into his mouth.Lu Zhuge was dumbfounded, why didn't he realize that this kid was so good at eating before.

Tang Ling took out a bag of things from his backpack and threw it to the Black Eyed Peas, "Go and wash this."

Lu Zhuge originally wanted to tell him to go, but when he saw the child running away, he thought for a while and took the initiative to wash the dishes. Tang Ling blew the wind in the yard for a while, and walked leisurely into the kitchen, "In order to praise you for taking the initiative Wash the dishes, there will be dessert later!"

The Black Eyed Peas ran in after a while, holding a few white, fat and washed mushrooms in their hands.

Lu Zhuge took it and looked at it for a while, "This is... matsutake?"

Tang Ling had an admiring look in his eyes, "Not bad, do you know matsutake?"

Lu Zhuge gave him a white look.

Tang Ling laughed, and took the matsutake, "A few days ago, I went up the mountain to pick it on the way here. I wanted to see if there was any chicken fir, but I couldn't find it all day."

He went on to say: "Matsutake mushrooms are delicious roasted and eaten raw."

Lu Zhuge has heard of matsutake, which has high nutritional value and is not cheap in the market, but this is the first time he has seen the real thing.

Tang Ling cut the matsutake into thin slices, took out a piece and handed it to Lu Zhuge, "Taste it."

There is a feeling of melting in the mouth when you put it in your mouth. Lu Zhuge's mouth feels very comfortable, "It's so sweet and fresh!"

One part of Tangling is roasted, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and delicious, and the other part is eaten raw. He dug out a bottle of mustard from somewhere. The combination of the two is simply delicious in the world.

After eating and drinking enough, the two of them lay in the yard to enjoy the wind while Lu Zhuge rubbed his bulging belly, finally feeling like he was on vacation.

No need to face strange customers, no need to face the computer 24 hours a day, no need to see the hair of the seniors who are getting thinner day by day... It's a pity that I have to go back tomorrow.

During the period, Tang Ling went out to answer a phone call, and when he came back, his complexion was not very good.

Lu Zhuge thought they were not very familiar with each other, so he didn't have the nerve to ask what happened.

After a while Tang Ling took the initiative to speak: "I heard from Li Daguo that you are from Wuhan?"

Lu Zhuge said "Yes", "I'm going back tomorrow."

Tang Ling didn't speak, the night fell, the man was half-melted in the shadows, Lu Zhuge looked at his side face, thinking that when this man was not talking, that face looked quite intimidating.

The scene during the day appeared in his mind. Tang Ling easily grabbed the elephant's trunk, and quickly and powerfully avoided the elephant's attack. The next second, he grabbed the elephant's leg with the other hand, and the elephant fell to the ground , Lu Zhuge just wanted to see more clearly, the battle was over, the elephant was in a coma, and Tang Ling won easily.

His agility made Lu Zhuge suspect that he had been a soldier, but Tang Ling's huge strange strength could not be explained, and it was not something ordinary people could do to single out an elephant.

The next day, Lu Zhuge got up early, picked up Little Black Eyed Peas, and wanted to go to the police station first.

Luo Junmei got up earlier than him, and Li Changqiang was also doing morning exercises in the yard. Seeing Lu Zhuge, he warmly greeted him, "Bamboo pot, are you leaving?"

Lu Zhuge nodded, "I've bothered my elder brother and sister-in-law these days."

Luo Junmei waved her hand, "Let's go after breakfast!"

Before he could say the refusal, someone put his arms around his shoulders, "Thank you sister-in-law, the rice noodles you cooked are delicious!"

The strange masculine breath surrounded Lu Zhuge all of a sudden, he didn't even want to shake off Tang Ling, and said, "Please trouble sister-in-law."

After breakfast, Lu Zhuge was about to leave, and the Li family was watching him at the door...they left.

Lu Zhuge looked at Tang Ling beside him, "Are you leaving too?"

Tang Ling said: "Yeah, go and deal with some private matters."

Just as he was about to leave, Lu Zhuge suddenly looked at Tang Ling, his brain twitched, and he turned around and asked Luo Junmei: "Sister-in-law, what kind of dog is John?"

Luo Junmei was taken aback: "Shiba Inu, it seems that this kind of dog is more popular on the Internet now."

She stroked the obedient John beside her, and did not forget to add after she finished speaking, "It's just that many people can't tell the difference between it and an Akita dog. Isn't Tang Ling a biologist? Professor Tang, tell me what's the difference between a Shibata and an Akita dog? "

Tang Ling: "..."

Lu Zhuge: "Oh, liar!"