i refuse to be your boyfriend

"What?"

Lu Zhuge was taken aback by him, this person was fine just now, why does he look like he is going to eat people now?

"Are you going to bed?" Cheney asked inexplicably.

"Um……"

After Luzhuge uttered a single syllable, Cheney's face twisted sharply, "You're going to sleep! Shouldn't you be in a hurry to find experimental materials?"

He was full of disbelief, as if he couldn't understand Lu Zhuge's behavior, "Why? Why?"

His appearance suddenly reminded Luzhuge of those years, when Cheney knew that Luzhuge, who won the championship, just wanted to return to China to be an ordinary programmer, he also had the same expression, and kept asking him "why".

In fact, there is no reason. Luzhuge's parents once ran a listed company. Since childhood, the most important thing Luzhuge lacks is money.

Now his parents live on the generous dividends, and he doesn't need to worry about not getting in. On the contrary, there will be several more zeros on his card every month.

Perhaps because of his growing environment, Luzhuge has never had much desire for money and fame. He doesn't need to be a hacker to make money, and he doesn't want to show off his skills to others, so when the seniors who helped him a lot in college offered him an olive branch , Lu Zhuge agreed without much hesitation.

Because no matter how he goes, Lu Zhuge can live the life he wants with peace of mind.

He explained it to Cheney, but the other party didn't believe it at all, and became more and more aggressive. In the end, Lu Zhuge simply went out of sight and out of mind, and went back to the country directly.

But the current situation obviously cannot be solved with the same method, and the current Luzhuge has also been destroyed by Tang Ling, and he has more patience. He said: "What I want to find, I will find it on the bed."

Cheney stared at him for a few seconds before saying "hmm" and leaving.

Lu Zhuge carried Wen Yan into the room, locked the door carefully, and then turned on the computer.

Tang Ling sent a message, "Don't close the window at night, I have something to tell you."

Luzhuge replied to him: "When are you coming?"

Tang Ling: "I don't know, let's see when I wake up."

Luzhu singer paused, and typed: "Then why don't you come here!"

Many habits of Wen Wenyan are the same as those of children. He goes to bed early every day and goes to bed very quickly.

Seeing that Wen Wenyan was asleep, Lu Zhuge was worried that the sound of the keyboard would affect him, so he turned off the computer after a while.

Getting out of bed to draw the curtains, after thinking about it, Lu Zhuge still left a gap for Tang Ling.

The evening wind was gentle, and the quiet town after the hot wind swept through, except for the mess, there seemed to be some small things left behind.

They came here from thousands of miles away, and without anyone noticing, they passed through the corner of the wall, climbed over the top of the tree, and got into the window... rustling, rushing, crawling everywhere...

Lu Zhuge dreamed that his ghost was pressing on the bed, and woke up in a cold sweat. He felt relieved when Wen Wenyan lay on his body.

Just as I was about to get the child down, I heard a rustling sound.

Lu Zhuge's hands immediately stiffened.

In the dark, his eyesight was blocked, and his sense of hearing became extremely sensitive. Lu Zhuge listened for a long time with his body stiff and not daring to move, and after confirming that the sound was not an illusion, but just around him, he always felt that he was not small. , I don't know what to do for a while.

After struggling for a while, the rustling sound continued, and it became louder and louder, as if hundreds of insects were crawling at the same time.

Lu Zhuge cautiously stretched out his hand to get the phone on the bedside table, and turned on the flashlight to take a photo, his face turned completely white!

spider!Full of spiders!

Densely packed, big and small, on the floor, on the quilt, and even on the ceiling, the entire room was occupied by spiders.

Lu Zhuge forgot to say that he is not afraid of snakes or tigers, but he is afraid of spiders!

Very, very scared!

Seeing a few spiders crawling towards him, Lu Zhuge toppled the quilt without saying a word. He looked at it, but he couldn't even get off the ground. He could only be thankful that the spider hadn't landed on his face. If...

I suddenly remembered the news I read before. A cockroach crawled into a man's ear while he was sleeping, and he had to go to the hospital the next day to get it.

Lu Zhuge felt nauseous for a while, he retched several times, but he couldn't vomit anything.

Holding Wen Yan into his arms to give himself courage, he took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Tang Ling tremblingly, "Are you coming?"

There was no reply in time, and when Lu Zhuge was about to call Tang Ling, Tang Ling's call rang.

"Hello? Are you still asleep? I just woke up."

Lu Zhuge looked at the time, it was 04:30 in the morning, "Are you there?"

He heard the sound of closing the door on the other end of the phone, and Lu Zhuge guessed that Tang Ling had gone out, "It's almost there, what's the matter? Missed me?"

Tang Ling's voice seemed particularly clean and powerful at this moment. Lu Zhuge closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly like the wings of a butterfly, "...Well, there are spiders in my room..."

"What's wrong with the spider? Are you afraid of spiders? Don't worry, wait for me to meet it!"

Lu Zhuge was not so scared suddenly. He glanced at the countless spiders. The slender legs of the spiders crawled rhythmically and quickly on the wall and the ground. Creepy, he thought to himself, come on!

After a while, there was a noise outside the window. Lu Zhuge curled up in a corner with Wen Yan in his arms, staring at the drawn curtains eagerly. Lu Zhuge had never been so eager to see Tang Ling before.

Since Lu Zhuge didn't make much noise, Wen Wenyan didn't wake up, Tang Ling stretched his long legs in, "Where is the spider?"

As soon as his foot landed, there was a slight sound. Lu Zhuge and Tang Ling were both stunned. Tang Ling raised his foot and saw a few dead spiders left on the sole of his shoe. The surrounding spiders were frightened, and their crawling speed suddenly Get up quickly, seeing a few spiders are about to crawl towards him, Lu Zhuge jumped up in a panic, Wen Yan moved, rubbing his eyes in confusion.

Tang Ling turned on the light, threw the spider in his hand, and looked at the spectacular scene in front of him, "Damn it—you can make a fortune by raising spiders."

Lu Zhuge was about to cry, "Get them away quickly! Or get me away!"

Tang Ling walked over with a smile, slipped his shoes and climbed onto the bed, and hugged Lu Zhuge, "It's okay, it's okay, Baba is here, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

He pushed him away with a weak tone: "Is there anything you can do about these spiders?"

Wen Wenyan grabbed a few small spiders and played with them in the palm of his hand, wanting to swallow them into his stomach with the opening of his mouth.

Lu Zhuge stopped him with sharp eyes and quick hands, "This is not edible!" Wen Wenyan curled her lips regretfully, and obediently let go of the little insect that he had ravaged.

"What's going on here? Why are there so many spiders when I wake up?" Lu Zhuge paused, and suddenly thought of something, he punched Tang Ling hard, "It's all your fault!"

Tang Ling rubbed her smashed chest, "Why do you blame me?"

Lu Zhuge said: "Get rid of the spider first."

Tang Ling smiled maliciously, "I have a good idea. Do you have a bag?"

bag?

Lu Zhuge took out a plastic bag from his backpack, "Is this okay?"

"Okay, okay, Brother Pingtou, come and help me." Tang Ling hugged Lu Zhuge to a safe corner, he and Wen Wenyan climbed out of bed, and quickly grabbed the spiders into the bag one by one.

Lu Zhuge felt sick for a while and couldn't help but wonder, "What are you doing? Be careful."

"It's okay, this kind of spider is not poisonous." Tang Ling and Pingtou were very busy, and after more than ten minutes, they finally put most of the spiders into the bag.

The transparent plastic bag suddenly turned black, and countless spiders wriggled inside. Tang Ling asked Lu Zhuge, "Where is that so-and-so sleeping?"

Lu Zhuge knew that he was asking about Cheney, "The room next to me, don't you think..."

Tang Ling laughed and walked out on tiptoe. After a while, he came back again, and the bag was empty.

"Did you put the spider in Cheney's bedroom?" Lu Zhuge asked in a low voice, surprised.

Tang Ling put a few small spiders that were left in the corner out of the window, "Don't worry, I didn't wake him up, is he afraid of spiders?"

"...not very scary." But I guess it's disgusting enough to wake up and see so many spiders.

"Okay, let's go to bed." Tang Ling took off his shoes and was about to undress, "By the way, what did you just say?"

Lu Zhuge was pushed aside by the big man, "Didn't there be a typhoon a few days before we came, and it should have brought spiders along with it, and they landed in the town with the wind. I used to study abroad for similar things. I have experienced it from time to time. You said that I was coming last night and I left the window open. Unexpectedly, spiders took advantage of it and they were still laying eggs in my room! Do you know that I woke up and found that the ground was all Fear of spiders big and small!"

Tang Ling pulled Lu Zhuge to lie down together, and threw Wen Yan to the bedside, "I know, so I'm not here to accompany you. Since you were afraid of spiders, why did you go back to Australia to study?"

Lu Zhuge glared at him, "How would I know I'm afraid of spiders if I haven't seen any spiders in Australia?"

Tang Ling didn't speak, just pulled Lu Zhuge into his chest, like coaxing a child: "Okay, don't be afraid now, I will sleep with you tonight, okay?"

Lu Zhuge's face was hot, and he was at a loss for a long time before uttering in a low voice: "...not good."

Tang Ling chuckled, "Sleep, I'm here with Pingtouge, and I'll shoot any spiders to death!"

Tang Ling's chest and the warm blanket gave Lu Zhuge a sense of security. He closed his eyes, tried to calm his rapid heartbeat, and fell asleep in a while.

Tang Ling patted him on the back lightly, and seeing that he was asleep, she planted a gentle kiss on his forehead.

Don't forget to warn Brother Pingtou when it's over, "Don't tell him!"

Wen Wenyan gave a disdainful "cut", turned around and pouted her buttocks to face them.

annoying!

After sleeping until dawn, when Lu Zhuge woke up, Tang Ling was no longer there, and there was a message left by him on the phone, "I'll go back first, you look like a pig in sleep!"

Lu Zhuge put down the phone, you are like a pig!Your whole family are like pigs!