i refuse to be your boyfriend

A night without dreams.

Lu Zhuge woke up naturally after sleeping. He glanced at his mobile phone and found that there were no missed calls. He vaguely remembered that Tang Ling said last night that he would come to pick him up in the morning. There is no news now, which is probably just Tang Ling's random mention.

Walking to the living room, "Mom, do you still have breakfast?"

Mother Lu was mopping the floor, "Yes, it's in the kitchen, just so you can eat together."

At first, Lu Zhuge thought his mother was referring to him and Papa Lu, but he saw Tang Ling waving to him, and Wen Yan beside him.

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

Tang Ling also urged him, "Hurry up and eat, we have to go shopping for vegetables after dinner." After finishing the meal, he did not forget to flatter him: "Auntie, the food you cook is so delicious!"

Mother Lu smiled shyly, "Then you should eat more."

The stupid hair on Lu Zhuge's head was still standing, and his mind was confused: "Why are you going to the supermarket?"

Tang Ling said: "Don't you want to have a big meal today? I cook every year. Don't you come with me?"

Why should I be with you?

Lu Zhuge opened his mouth, and Tang Ling blinked at him, but he finally choked out a sentence: "...um."

Walking out of the supermarket with big and small bags, Lu Zhuge finally understood why Tang Ling had to call him, one more labor force is not in vain!

"Where are you going next?" Lu Zhuge asked.

"Go to the aquatic product market, Lao Wan likes to eat bastard, get him some." Tang Ling said.

Lu Zhuge hesitated for a moment, and said, "He...will also turn into an animal?"

"Yes." Tang Ling winked playfully at him, "What animal do you think he is?"

Lu Zhuge fastened his seat belt, and replied casually, "Snake."

Tang Ling was very disappointed: "...the surprises are gone."

Lu Zhuge continued: "Hmm... is he the Titanoboa?"

Tang Ling: "..."

Seeing Tang Ling's childish and angry expression, Lu Zhuge knew he had guessed right, and he said, "Actually, it's not difficult, you and Hu Qin are both prehistoric animals, so I guess along this line of thought, Wan Gonghan is not Is it the Titanoboa?"

Titanoboa, an ancient python, is also the largest snake known so far, reaching a length of about 12 meters.

He poked Tang Ling's swollen cheek, "Okay, don't make trouble, why are you angry?"

Tang Ling didn't look at him, but when he was poked in the cheek, he made a sound like a balloon leaking from his mouth, and then puffed up his face again. Seeing this, Lu Zhuge poked again, back and forth, the two of them never tired of it.

Wen Wenyan sat in the back seat drinking yogurt, looking at these two childish people with indifference.

Tang Ling bought two turtles and a big fish, and then drove back to the apartment.

Tang Ling collapsed on the sofa, "I'll do it later, it's still early."

Lu Zhuge asked: "Do you want to have dinner at your house?"

Tang Ling nodded.

Lu Zhuge stood up, "Let's clean up the house."

Tang Ling pointed to the bathroom, "The mop is inside, the broom is on the balcony, you're welcome."

Lu Zhuge threw a pillow at him, "I'm too lazy!"

Wen Wenyan also gave Tang Ling a supercilious look, and then ran over to help.

Lu Zhuge patted his head, "Thank you."

The bright afternoon sun lazily illuminated the room. Lu Zhuge and Wen Yan were sweeping the floor with the vacuum cleaner, and the other was responsible for throwing the clothes into the washing machine. The atmosphere was very warm for a while.

Sitting in such a room, the mood will become clearer. Looking at these two people, Tang Ling suddenly feels like a family of three. Lu Zhuge is like a full-time house husband, bringing him surprises that he has never had before. .

After more than an hour, the tidying came to an end temporarily. According to Lu Zhuge's standards, he probably would have to wait until tomorrow morning, so he just cleaned up as he thought, and sat on the sofa to rest with Wen Yan in his arms.

Tang Ling looked around like a big landlord, "I've never realized that my house can be so clean."

Lu Zhuge wiped the sweat off Wen Wenyan's forehead, suddenly remembered that the necklace on his body was no longer there, and asked, "Is the smell still on me?"

Wen Wenyan nodded, then shook his head again.

Lu Zhuge was not sure what he meant, so Tang Ling sat down on the other side, "Brother Pingtou means there is still, but it's a little lighter."

Lu Zhuge jokingly said to Wen Wenyan: "If my smell disappears one day, will you dislike me?"

Unexpectedly, these words seemed to ignite a firecracker, and Wen Wenyan exploded all of a sudden, "Ho Ho Ho Ho!"

Lu Zhuge was taken aback. Before he could speak, Wen Wenyan plunged into his arms, whimpering like a baby from his nasal cavity.

Lu Zhuge could only hug him quickly, "I'm sorry I was wrong, I shouldn't have asked such a question."

The scene in front of him suddenly made Tang Ling feel inexplicably moved. He hugged the two of them tightly, "Oh, this is love! Your love has touched Brother Pingtou, me, and the world! Even if you don't Smell, you still have love~"

The veins on Lu Zhuge's forehead popped out, "Shut up, roof lizard!"

Tang Ling's nose moved, "Your smell has really faded a lot, I'll smell it carefully."

From the tip of his hair down, he smelled Lu Zhuge's neck, and then down...

Lu Zhuge wanted to push him away, but his face was hot: "...what are you doing, don't put your hands in, it's itchy!"

"Tang Dalong, I'm here to cook for you!" The door opened with a "bang", a foreign beauty ran in, and saw the three entangled together.

Beauty: ⊙⊙!

I saw that Lu Zhuge's clothes were disheveled, his face was flushed, and he was panting slightly, while Tang Ling, who was pressing on him, seemed to have a suspicious hand in his clothes...

Yan Censhui's face was flushed, and he stammered for a long time: "You, you are so open, just do that kind of thing in front of the children... Continue..."

She quickly turned around, closed the door and ran.

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

Tang Ling: "..."

Wen Yan: "..."

Lu Zhuge pushed Tang Ling away vigorously, "Look, I told you not to touch randomly, you have been misunderstood!"

Tang Ling touched her head innocently, "I didn't know she would come in suddenly, so I'll lock the door next time."

Lu Zhuge tidied up his clothes angrily, and Tang Ling said, "She is Yan Censhui, Daddy Wen's assistant, and a student at Cambridge University. Among us, she was the only one who had studied and was admitted to university by herself. She was the one who came to help me before, but I never thought I would have you this year."

Lu Zhuge grasped the key information, "What do you mean you haven't read a book?"

Tang Ling said: "It's literally careful."

Lu Zhuge thought Tang Ling didn't want to talk, so he didn't ask further.He didn't know, from the perspective of Tang Ling's straight-line thinking, he had already said everything he knew.

I don't know if he was frightened by them, but Yan Censhui didn't come back. After waiting for a while, Tang Ling saw that it was almost time, so he went into the kitchen to prepare.

Lu Zhuge was actually very curious about how Tang Ling's craftsmanship is so good, Tang Ling raised her chest arrogantly: "Talent!"

Lu Zhuge didn't want to talk anymore.

When the ingredients were really in the pot, Lu Zhuge realized that the spectrum in Tang Ling's heart was very clear, and the things he bought were not wasted at all.

Stir-fry the beaten bean paste in the pot, then add pork and brown sugar, the sweet and greasy smell wafts out all at once, and Lu Zhuge can't help but roll his Adam's apple when he smells it.

Pork belly is cut into squares, simply boiled and then brushed with vinegar on the skin to create an attractive color.

Tang Ling cut the meat into meat sandwiches, and added bean paste between the two slices of meat. The tenderness of the meat and the dark red color of the bean paste made it delicious just looking at the reed bamboo song.

"What kind of dish is this?" he asked.

"Tian Shaobai, a traditional Sichuan dish." Tang Ling skillfully put the glutinous rice and red dates into the bowl and replied.

"This dish is sweet. Speaking of which, I would like to eat hot pot there." Lu Zhuge felt that his saliva was about to overflow again.

"Yeah, traditional Sichuan cuisine is not all spicy, it has many sweet and light dishes."

A few hours later, Tang Ling finished his Manchu banquet, braised large yellow croaker, shredded radish meatballs, imperial concubine chicken, stewed soft-shelled turtle with yam... Finally, there was a big pot of emerald dumplings.

Lu Zhuge had lost his eyesight, he would rather look at Tang Ling's face than just look at it, before people came together, Lu Zhuge could only sit in a corner holding Wen Yan dryly.

Tang Ling, the bastard, just walked up to the two of them with a dish, and leaned closer on purpose, "Is it that fragrant? Why can't I smell it?"

Lu Zhuge: "...you get lost."

Hu Qin, Wan Gonghan and Yan Censhui came together. I don't know if Yan Censhui said something. Lu Zhuge obviously felt that the other two looked at them strangely.

Yan Censhui came over to greet Lu Zhuge, "Are you a new colleague? How are you!"

Lu Zhuge nodded, "Hello."

Yan Censhui is a typical blond, with big round and piercing eyes, a round face, fair skin, and long golden hair. She is a tall beauty.

But I didn't expect to speak authentic Chinese with just one mouth.

Later, Tang Ling explained to him that firstly, Yan Censhui has been following Daddy Wen, and secondly, she also likes Chinese culture very much, so she looks very down-to-earth.

Wen Shu came late, behind him, followed by a tall white man, Tang Ling quietly told Lu Zhuge: "He is Arthur Bieber, an American biologist, Daddy Wen's boss, who specializes in biological resurrection , stay away from him if you have nothing to do, he is just a madman."

Luzhuge and Bieber looked at each other, and the tall man also looked at him, and stretched out his hand: "Nicetomeetyou."

Lu Zhuge shook hands with him politely, and the two exchanged a few simple greetings, then Bieber went to chat with Wen Shu, ignoring everyone.

This person gave Lu Zhuge a feeling of indifference, but Tang Ling's words still made him pay attention.

Finally able to eat, Lu Zhuge and Wen Wenyan looked at each other, and they both saw the desire for food in each other's eyes.

Yan Censhui shouted, "It's delicious! Tang Dalong, your skills have improved!"

Bieber didn't seem to be here for dinner, because he only ate a few mouthfuls before leaving, and when he left, he only said goodbye to Wen Shu.

Tang Ling pouted, and whispered to Lu Zhuge's ear: "He doesn't bother to talk to us. In his eyes, we are just experiments."

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