i refuse to be your boyfriend

When Lu Zhuge woke up, the sky was already slightly bright, and the rising sun was not dazzling but warm. He moved his arms and found that he felt much better.

"Surprise!" Tang Ling's big head popped out, Wen Wenyan also lay down beside the bed, his big and small eyes were bright, staring at him intently.

Lu Zhuge patted their heads, "How's the matter?"

Tang Ling gave a thumbs up, "Perfect solution!"

He sat down and handed Lu Zhuge a bag full of steaming steamed dumplings, "Are you hungry? I'm hungry. I worked all night last night!"

Wan Gonghan walked in, "It's time to change the dressing." When he saw Tang Ling, he looked like he had eaten shit, "Why are you here?" After speaking, he turned and left.

"Hey!" Tang Ling called to stop him, "Don't go, you still have to change your medicine, change your medicine before leaving!"

Wan Gonghan's footsteps paused, but he still chose to fulfill his accusation with dedication, Tang Ling said: "I tell you that I will win you again this time, you should hurry up and get ready to live a life of being enslaved by me!"

Wan Gong cast cold eyes, "It's not certain who will win, don't be shy!"

Tang Ling said: "Come on, you've been sleeping all winter without doing anything."

Wan Gonghan glanced at him, revealing a smile of unknown meaning!

Chilling.

It's a pity that Tang Ling was busy talking to Lu Zhuge, so he didn't notice that he and Lu Zhuge explained his heroic appearance last night in detail.

"It's Kai'Sa?" Lu Zhuge asked in surprise.

Tang Ling said indifferently: "Yes, you are very disappointed?"

"No, it's just that I didn't expect it." Lu Zhuge said.

"Hmph, no wonder I disliked her from the very beginning, and she even bit you!"

Lu Zhuge was confused by him, "The snake she raised bit me. By the way, why did she do this?"

Kaisha has been different since she was a child. When other little girls liked Barbie dolls, she mingled with all kinds of snakes all day long. At that time, there was a large reptile pet shop near her house, which had all kinds of reptiles. , The dazzling animals are a new world for Kaisha, she devoted herself to it, and went to the store every day after school. The owner of the pet store soon discovered this child who had the same interest as himself, and he began to ask Kaisha introduced the animals in the store, and let the snake wrap around her neck to play with her.

Under the guidance of the store manager, Kaisha, like other students who love music and swimming, fell in love with snakes crazily. She was obsessed with all kinds of snakes and began to raise snakes secretly. After they found out, they threw away all the little snakes Kaisha raised.

Kaisha cried for several days because of this. Under the strict supervision of her parents, she never had the chance to touch snakes again. Until a few years ago, when Kaisha grew up, she happened to enter a crawling pet shop in Chinatown. Working as a shop assistant there was the happiest time for Kaisha.

Later, something happened to the pet shop, and the shop changed from a reptile shop to an ordinary pet shop. After the new owner accepted, he didn’t manage the shop very much. He only hired Lolo at first, but later Kaisha discovered that she had She still holds the key to the basement, and by some strange coincidence, she applied to be a clerk in this store again, but did not tell the new owner about the key.

She started raising snakes again, and kept them in the basement. Kaisha often felt lonely. Whenever this happened, she would come to the basement to chat with the snakes.At first, it was just an ordinary snake. Later, Kaisha accidentally caught a cobra in the wild. After discovering this way, she often hunted snakes outside. Over time, Kaisha has more than ten snakes, most of which are poisonous. However, Lady Luck did not visit her every time. She was bitten when catching a poisonous snake. Kaisha did not go to the doctor immediately. Instead, she chose to lock herself in the basement and stay with the snake. Together.

To Kaisha's surprise, she did not die, she survived safely, this incident changed Kaisha's thinking, she began to feel that she was immune to snake venom, snakes are cold-blooded animals, but in her eyes, They are all docile, harmless pets that do her bidding.

Kaisha has been experimenting with taking a few snakes out at night, which she calls "snake slipping", and she is eager to get more and more people to notice her snakes, and she wants them to be amazed at her control over them Strength and immunity, only her, is different for snakes. The snake biting SanDisk was completely accidental, but it seemed to be within Kaisha's expectations, otherwise she would not lead poisonous snakes every time she went out.

At that time, she thought, if the snake bites people instead of dogs, will people realize her uniqueness more!

The king cobra incident was completely accidental. Kaisha left in a hurry after feeding the snake, and she forgot to lock the basement door, causing the king cobra to crawl out, probably not full, so she ate the food from the pet store rabbit.

When Lu Zhuge took Wen Yan to the toilet, she met Kaisha. She didn't go to change clothes, but went to the basement to see if there were any other snakes coming out. "I guess that's when you were bitten." Tang Ling said: "Because a Coral Snake also ran out, but it is smaller and less noticeable than the King Cobra."

Wan Gonghan sarcastically said after hearing this: "She was just lucky. To a large extent, poisonous snakes bite people out of self-defense rather than hunting. Moreover, venom is very precious to poisonous snakes. Sometimes they just bite dry and do not inject it." Venom, sometimes a small amount of venom is injected, in this case, the human life is not in danger, unless there is a sufficient amount of venom to cause death. It's too stupid, how can she raise snakes without even this kind of common sense?"

"Then what will happen to her?" Lu Zhuge asked.

Tang Ling could fit two small steamed buns into one mouth, "I'll go to jail, but she bit you, keeping poisonous snakes privately is not counted as attacking WCO members, that's a big crime!"

Lu Zhuge couldn't help but sigh, "How could she be like this? It's not wrong to like to raise snakes, but there are many people who like reptiles gather together to communicate and share. Could it be that she is too withdrawn to be so extreme?"

"What you said is also reasonable, but let him alone!" Tang Ling looked like he had nothing to do with himself, "Anyway, my mission is over, and your revenge is also avenged. As a man with strong limbs and a simple mind Herbivore, I just want to fill my stomach now and take you home."

The last sentence inexplicably hit the center of the hole, Lu Zhuge looked at him, but this guy heartlessly continued to stuff buns into his mouth, Lu Zhuge laughed, "Thank you."

Tang Ling waved his hand, "Why are you being polite to me!"

The matter of Kaisha came to an end for the time being, and the rest of the matter was naturally handed over to the police station for investigation. Since Tang Ling found out that the snakes she raised were not active in the British Essence, they also learned about a incident from Kaisha's mouth. Wildlife trafficking organizations on the dark web.

Of course, Lu Zhuge doesn't know all this yet. After getting Wan Gonghan's permission, he left the hospital, sat on Tang Ling's little jeep, and Wen Yan climbed onto his lap, turning into a honey badger and docile Lu Zhuge. Zhu Ge licked and licked, Lu Zhuge couldn't help feeling: "I still like hairy ones."

He paused, and said strangely: "Tang Ling, why is there a scar on He Yan's body? Was it bitten by a snake?"

Tang Ling froze, and the dangerous radar beeped. Before he could think about what to say, Lu Zhuge continued, "Why are there so many snake bite marks on his body? When did it happen? He was treated. No? Tang Ling, what did you do with your child?!"

Tang Ling pursed her mouth and said nothing.

He glanced at Brother Pingtou, this little heartless guy was already sleeping soundly on Lu Zhuge's lap, forgetting about the bloody storm caused by him in reality.

Tang Ling had no choice but to reassure Lu Zhuge, "Believe me, within three days, the scars on his body will be completely clean. The honey badger is one of the rare animals in the world that is resistant to snake venom. He If you are bitten, you can sleep at most, and you will be fine when you wake up."

Lu Zhuge still felt distressed seeing so many wounds, "But...he is still a child."

Tang Ling: "...well, what you said is right."

Not long ago, Yan Censhui was chasing a family ethics drama. Tang Ling was lucky enough to watch two episodes. At this moment, he felt like the male protagonist in the drama who coaxed his wife unconditionally, both humble and great.

Both sad and ghostly sweet.

On the way, Lu Zhuge received a call from Lu's father. Lu Zhuge realized that he hadn't come home all night and hadn't reported to the family. Lu's mother and Lu's father must be very worried.

"Zhu Ge, where did you go last night?"

Lu Zhuge couldn't say that he was bitten by a snake, the gears in his mind were spinning extremely fast, "I...was at Tang Ling's house last night, we drank too much, so I just stayed at his house, so I haven't had time to call you since I woke up."

"You just woke up?" Papa Lu was taken aback, and his tone suddenly became gentle, "Then son, rest well, I won't disturb you anymore."

Lu Zhuge always felt that Lu's father's attitude became very strange every time he mentioned Tang Ling, but he couldn't think of any reason, so he had to say goodbye to Lu's father.

He said to Tang Ling: "I'm not going home now, the gauze on my hand hasn't been removed yet, don't worry my parents."

"Where are you going?" Tang Ling asked.

Wen Wenyan made a voice: "Ho Ho Ho Ho!"

"Good idea! Let's go!"

Lu Zhuge was confused, "Wait, where are you going?"

"My house, you haven't been to my brother Pingtou's house yet, I'll take you there!"

Contrary to what Luzhuge thought when he first came here, Tang Ling and the others live far away from the WCO headquarters, but the environment is very good. There are many unit houses there. In the eyes of Luzhuge, it is nothing like the dormitory they lived in when they were in college. the difference.

The guard management was very strict. The muscular white guard looked at Lu Zhuge for a long time before allowing him to enter.

After entering, Lu Zhuge heard Tang Ling complaining there, "Brother the doorman's myopia has deepened again. I told him to get glasses and he didn't listen."

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

Tang Ling introduced to Lu Zhuge, "There are still not many people living here. This is only a part of the WCO accommodation area. There is a more luxurious staff area behind the headquarters, but it is enough for me to live here, because most of us live here. At headquarters or elsewhere, it’s rare to come back here.”

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