i refuse to be your boyfriend

Although it's not winter, the temperature here is indeed colder than at home. After Lu Zhuge coaxed Wen Wenyan to fall asleep, he got up and made a cup of tea for himself. When he turned on the computer, he found that the mailbox was full again. Most of it was Lu Xiaoqi's angry nonsense. "When will you die and come back?"

"Do you still have me in your heart, and do you still have this job?"

"If one day I'm completely bald, it's all because of you!"

"Please come back...I promise not to deduct your wages for absenteeism."

Lu Zhuge deleted all of them without even reading them, and then seriously wrote a letter of apology to Lu Xiaoqi. Although he did not delay work because of this, it was his fault for absenteeism.

Putting down the phone, Lu Zhuge stared at the computer screen for a while. He has always been a principled person. He punches in on time at work and never arrives late or leaves early. Now he is brazenly skipping work after the holidays. who influences.

After drinking a cup of tea, the work in hand was half done. Lu Zhuge inadvertently looked down from the window, and there was a tall figure sitting in the yard.

Perhaps because of the darkness, Lu Zhuge actually felt desolate from him.

Walking downstairs, "Why are you in a daze?" Sitting next to Tang Ling, Lu Zhuge realized that the wind was so strong here, he couldn't help wrapping his coat tightly, "Aren't you cold?"

Tang Ling smoked, "I'm not in a daze."

Lu Zhuge laughed, "So you smoke."

Tang Ling patted his chest, "Man!"

Lu Zhuge said: "I don't smoke."

Not knowing whether he was choked by Lu Zhuge's words or the smoke, Tang Ling suddenly coughed a few times, "..."

"I'm leaving tomorrow."

Tang Ling didn't understand, "Go, where are you going?"

Lu Zhuge was helpless, "Go home, have you forgotten that my long vacation is over long ago."

Tang Ling was stunned for a long time, "...Oh, but you are also mine, why do you have to go back to work? Joining the WCO will give you five social insurances and one housing fund."

Lu Zhuge laughed: "Do you still know the five insurances and one housing fund?"

Tang Ling was upset, "Hey!"

Lu Zhuge said: "But I like my job, and the company is currently short of staff, I have to go back and resist."

Tang Ling thought for a long time but couldn't find a reason to keep him, so he could only say awkwardly: "Okay."

Lu Zhuge smiled, as if even the moonlight was not as soft as him, "You're in a bad mood?"

Tang Ling's mouth was stiff: "Where is it? Which of your eyes can see that I am in a bad mood?"

Lu Zhuge said: "For a person like you, it's very obvious when you're in a bad mood. Who made you be too flamboyant?"

Tang Ling was silent for a long while, his mouth was tight and hesitant to speak, he opened his mouth, as if making up his mind to speak, "I..."

Lu Zhuge interrupted him: "You don't need to say it, I don't want to hear it either."

Tang Ling held his breath in his throat, neither up nor down, he could only stare at Lu Zhuge with wide-eyed stupidity.

Lu Zhuge's body was cold from the wind, and he shrank back, "Just kidding, I can probably guess that no one is born with the ability to transform, right? Before Spiderman was bitten by a spider, I'm not an ordinary person, I don't know the specific situation, but I think those memories must be very painful, if you tell me, doesn't it mean that you will suffer again."

Tang Ling opened his mouth wide, making Lu Zhuge want to stuff eggs into his mouth, "You are so fucking smart! You, you, you—"

Lu Zhuge was so cold that he sneezed several times in a row. Tang Ling reacted immediately. He wanted to take off his coat and put it on Lu Zhuge, but Victor took the lead. He probably heard a human voice. How slowly walked out of its wooden house, lay on Lu Zhuge's body and surrounded people, just enough to keep out the cold.

Tang Ling: "..."

Lu Zhuge smiled, he touched Victor, and spoke softly to him, "Your master is in the hospital, but they are all fine, don't be afraid and don't worry when you are alone, they will be back soon!"

Victor seemed to understand, and responded with a low growl.

Tang Ling looked at Lu Zhuge, and the blue smoke slowly rose from his fingertips, but he seemed to wake up suddenly from the smog. Tang Ling pinched the cigarette and said, "No matter what you guessed, don't tell Brother Pingtou."

Tang Ling didn't respond to Lu Zhuge, and continued to say: "Brother Pingtou is different from us. He is...a failed product of the experiment. Don't look at him like this. In fact, he is not much younger than me. He was doing the experiment at that time. There was an accident, and although he was rescued, his body and intelligence declined, and from that day on, Brother Pingtou lived forever at the age of five."

When Tang Ling spoke, the moonlight shone across his eyes, bright and flickering, and Lu Zhuge seemed to be able to see their past despair and grief from those seemingly calm eyes.

What have they been through?

"I said that you are suitable to be Brother Pingtou's father. It's not a lie. Before meeting you, Brother Pingtou was like a dangerous idiot. He completely inherited the animal nature of the honey badger. Sometimes he can't tell whether he is human or not. Beast, attacking people indiscriminately, we tried our best to teach him knowledge, but now he can't even speak a complete sentence. But after meeting you, the riot factor in his body seems to be suppressed, I have never seen him so clingy Alone, though...it's probably because of your smell, sorry..."

Lu Zhuge didn't care at all, "Why do you apologize, I like He Yan very much, and my smell is also a part of me, it's nothing."

Tang Ling stood up suddenly, "Then—"

Lu Zhuge was taken aback for a moment, then screamed: "...What are you doing?!"

With the sound of rubbing bones, a huge stegosaurus appeared out of thin air, and the wide courtyard was suddenly crowded. A dragon's head was facing Lu Zhuge, "I've wanted to do this for a long time, can you... scratch it for me?" Scratch your back?"

Lu Zhuge: "...Can't you do it yourself?"

Tang Ling: "It's useless to scratch in human form."

Stegosaurus is huge. Luzhuge's 1.8-meter height is nearly as high as his limbs. In addition to the row of huge bone plates on its back, the whole dragon is about four meters high.

Tang Ling squatted down so that Lu Zhuge could sit on it, "Count down the gap between the third board and the fourth board, help me grab it, oh, I'm suffocating, you don't even know how strong I am, It's not easy to change on weekdays, unlike Brother Pingtou, who can change whenever he wants, and I can only change like a pervert when everyone is asleep at night."

Lu Zhuge scratched expressionlessly.

Tang Ling continued to babble, "What's wrong with you? I thought you were so-gentle, so-beautiful, and so-fragrant just now. I was dumbfounded. Why do you think you are so good-looking like a big man? ?”

The Luzhu singer had a meal.

"—Hey, you're not seducing me, are you?"

That night, the nearby residents all heard a dragon howl in their dreams, "Zhu Ge, why did you do something wrong?"

"Shut up, roof lizard!"

Wen Shu looked at the two people below with tenderness in his eyes.

Hu Qin knocked on the door, "Why isn't Daddy Wen still asleep?"

Wen Shu pointed it out to him, "These two have a good relationship."

Hu Qin didn't see anything, "Well, but Tang Ling knows everyone so well."

Wen Shu shook his head in disappointment, his tone was full of his father's disappointment at his son's lack of understanding: "You."

Hu Qin was puzzled, Wen Shu asked him: "When are you going to have a girlfriend?"

Hu Qin, a big man, blushed slightly when asked this question, and said a little shyly: "Wen, Dad Wen, I recently met a tigress, which is pretty good."

Wen Shu: "..." Kid paper, are you serious?

In order to see Lu Zhuge off, Tang Ling made a special feast the next day, and all the ingredients came from yesterday's "rain".

Braised salmon, steamed salmon, fried salmon...even squirrel salmon, the room is filled with a strong smell of fish, each dish is delicious, and everyone's mouth is salivating and their appetites are whetted.

Several big men rushed to grab a bite, and when they were full, Lu Zhuge was about to set off.

Wen Shu and Hu Qin went to the hospital, while Tang Ling and Wen Wenyan sent Lu Zhuge to the station.

Wen Wenyan's small face collapsed, and his face was full of displeasure. Tang Ling picked him up: "No, you still have tasks and you can go with them."

Lu Zhuge had no resistance to Wen Wenyan's pitiful expression, "Why don't I take the child back?"

Tang Ling scratched his head in embarrassment, "No, we have a lot of things to do here at the end of the year. No matter how you say it, he is also a member of the WCO and has a job."

Tang Ling didn't say anything, but he was actually more worried about what would happen if Brother Pingtou accidentally injured Lu Zhuge in time and space. The thin and weak technical geek was also very worrying.

Lu Zhuge wanted to say that you are employing child labor like this. He looked at Wen Wenyan, picked up the child, and coaxed him: "It's not sad, we will meet again, and I will be your father."

Wen Wenyan pursed her lips, and kissed Lu Zhuge, "Bye...bye..."

Lu Zhuge was stunned for a moment, then smiled and kissed his little face, and said softly, "Bye."

Seeing people get into the car, Tang Ling patted Wen Yan on the head, "Okay, you know how to steal relatives."

Wen Wenyan covered her head and stuck out her tongue at Tang Ling.

Tang Ling was upset, "Tsk, if I had known I would kiss one too, I would have spared you all the embarrassment."

The author has something to say: Let me tell you here that the authentic squirrel mandarin fish uses mandarin fish (mandarin fish), not salmon. Here Tang Ling just uses the method of making squirrel mandarin fish to make salmon.

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