The fast travel opponent always teases me

In his heart, Su Yiyang wanted to go back with Liu Chenfeng at night. The CP mission of Liu Yibai and Yuan Xi was just one of them. The second was because all the remaining missions were added together, and they might not be able to leave. This is especially important with the old matchmaking system.

If they can't get out, what kind of CP and what tasks are they going to do like idiots all day long?

It's better for everyone to get together as soon as possible, and let's do whatever we like.

But seeing Yuan Xi's resentful wife and lack of love this time, Su Yiyang couldn't make up his mind for a while.

To be honest, Su Yiyang always felt that there was something weird about the fact that the background of Yuanxi's character design was blank, and nothing was mentioned except the word "rich".

Reminiscent of the pissing nature of Yue Lao and Cupid in the previous planes, he was always inexplicably afraid that in the later stage, these two boring immortals had nothing to do and changed Yuanxi's character design.

If that's the case, then it's really playing big.

Therefore, Yuanxi's character design must not collapse!

Seeing that the successful completion of the mission in this world is just around the corner, he absolutely cannot just watch Cupid and Yuelao come down to intervene again.

Therefore, he must take good care of this little friend, Yuan Xi.

However, judging from Yuan Xi's resentful face at the moment, the other party obviously wouldn't let him go back with Liu Chenfeng to spend the night.

After deliberating over and over again, Su Yiyang rejected Yuan Xi without hesitation, and replied: "Next time, I have to go back and find out what Yuan Xi thinks. Also, are you free at noon tomorrow?"

Liu Chenfeng smiled: "Of course you are free to find me, what's the matter?"

Su Yiyang said concisely: "Take me to dinner."

After a pause, he added: "By the way, I have something to tell you."

"it is good."

Because the two communicated through the system's voice, from the outsiders' perspective, it seemed that the two of them had been looking at each other affectionately, and this pair of eyes was for the first 10 minutes.

If it weren't for the fact that Liu Chenfeng was the big boss above the big boss, Yuan Xi would have wanted to complain about it a long time ago.

Damn, I've seen someone who shows affection, but I've never seen such affection.

Are you still playing with each other, and you are still playing with each other without words?

Did you just think of that modern poem:

Ah, the wind is shaking its leaves, the grass is bearing its seeds, it is very beautiful if we stand silently? !

Fuck, can you be a little more hypocritical? ! !

Liu Yibai probably saw Yuan Xi's psychological dynamics, couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to rub Yuan Xi's slightly curly hair, and teased: "What's wrong? Are you impatient waiting?"

It was precisely because of Liu Yibai's words that Su Yiyang and Liu Chenfeng were pulled out of the mode of 'caring for each other without words'.

Su Yiyang was a little embarrassed, glanced at Yuan Xi who had been left alone for a long time, and gave a dry laugh: "Hehe, that...well, that's..." A flash of inspiration flashed in his head: "Yes, it's just that I just got out of my body! "

Yuan Xi gave a symbolic shake to cooperate with Su Yiyang, twitched his lips, and complained: "Hehe, what a cold joke, could it be that handsome Liu went out of his body with you?" After a pause, he added: " By the way, you also traveled together in the illusory realm?"

Su Yiyang became even more embarrassed. At the same time as this embarrassment, there were also some surprises. Emotional Yuanxi still knows the realm of illusion?Tsk tsk, what a culture!

Before he could open his mouth to say something, Liu Chenfeng on the side had already picked up the words, and chuckled lightly: "You guessed it right, I did have an out-of-body experience with Yangyang just now, and by the way, I really went there A trip to the Illusory Realm, um, we also saw the attendants of Shenying and Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass."

Su Yiyang: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."

Liu Yibai: "..." What to do, my head hurts, I really want to pretend that I don't know this group of people.

Yuan Xi twitched the corners of his mouth, with a look of convincing on his face, he waved his hand, and abruptly removed the two large buckets of yogurt that he had been carrying from the full shopping cart. seat, before stuffing it in.

Seeing this, Liu Yibai couldn't help but take a closer look at the full shopping cart, and twitched the corners of his mouth, a feeling of daunting feeling came from his heart, just when he was about to say something, he saw the manager of the supermarket Walked by with an empty shopping cart.

The manager's eyes fell on Liu Yibai, who seemed to be the most talkative at the moment, and with a professional smile, he said: "Hello, sir, I think your shopping cart is already full, so the shopping cart can't bear the weight. If there are too many, it may cause crushing damage to the items. Of course, I think you buy a lot of fruits. If they are squeezed, it will be bad. Also, our shopping cart is a customized version, if it is broken , it is necessary to compensate according to the price, so I sent you another cart here, can you see if you can move a little into this empty cart?"

"..." Liu Yibai coughed softly. It was the first time he had encountered such a situation in a supermarket when he was young. He waved his hands and said seriously, "No, you may have misunderstood them. I don't know them. Three, I just happened to pass by."

Manager: "..." Fuck, standing here and talking to them up to now, do you really think I'm blind? ! !

However, Liu Yibai looked very calm, and by the way, he evened out his own lies. He smiled and nodded to the three of Su Yiyang, and said, "Can you please let me go, I still have some Something to buy."

Su Yiyang: "..."

Liu Chenfeng: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."

Fuck, besides, besides, it is about to come true, come on!

Yuan Xi glanced at Liu Yibai with resentment, and directly shook the gold card that Su Yiyang got from Liu Chenfeng before the manager's eyes, and said maliciously: "I have money, if this little cart is really If he is crushed, I will accompany him as long as I say, and besides, I like to eat rotten fruit, the more crushed he is, the happier I will eat~!"

"..." The manager was speechless again, holding on to the handle of the cart, and didn't know what to say for a while.

Su Yiyang was also a little speechless, he laughed dryly, imitating Liu Yibai's expression just now, deliberately stepped back a few steps, and said: "This manager, I don't know this person either."

Yuan Xi: "...you."

"The Yuanxi cliff I know doesn't like to eat rotten fruit. Where did you get the ghosts?!"

Su Yiyang seemed to have guessed what Yuan Xi wanted to say, and stepped in front of him.

The manager wanted to cry but had no tears. He retreated in his heart, and his voice was a little drooping: "Well...then, then I won't bother you shopping."

Liu Yibai nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand at the manager, and waited for the manager to walk away alone with the cart, then said belatedly: "Wait, did he just say 'you'?"

Liu Chenfeng rubbed his forehead, and complained concisely: "Are you as stupid as you are?"

Liu Yibai twitched the corners of his mouth, for a moment he didn't know what to say to prove that he wasn't an idiot.

Yuan Xi stretched out his wrist and glanced at his watch, and hurriedly said: "It's almost 08:30, let's go to checkout quickly, after we go back, we can catch up and watch a few episodes of "Shut Up Hooligan"!"

Having said that, Yuan Xi smirked: "There are all handsome guys there, by the way..."

While talking, Yuan Xi stared at Liu Chenfeng and Su Yiyang for several times, rubbed his chin and muttered: "Speaking of which, why didn't I realize that you two are super similar to the leading actor in "Shut Up Hooligan" before?"

Su Yiyang flicked his forehead when he heard the words. This "Shut Up Hooligan" was still a drama they filmed when they were in the modern entertainment industry. He hadn't heard Yuanxi mention it in the past three days, but now he suddenly mentioned it inexplicably, with his buttocks If you think about it, you know that Yuelao and Cupid should have messed in.

[Ding~ dear host, why are you so smart? 】

Hearing the voice of the little meatball in his head, Su Yiyang replied angrily: "As for Yuelao and Cupid's bad taste, I have already figured it out. '

As soon as the words fell, Su Yiyang didn't know what to say, but Su Yiyang suddenly heard a strange voice in his mind.

"Tsk tsk, you are indeed the person I like. Even if you haven't met me before, and you haven't communicated with me, you can guess our character just based on the missions in these worlds. Not bad, not bad ,good."

Su Yiyang was a little confused: "..."

Before he could recover, he heard Cupid's voice again.

"Hmph, old man Yue, the person you chose looks like a fool no matter how I look at it, not bad? I think it's not bad to be stupid, right?"

Su Yiyang was furious, and said without thinking: "You little baby, believe it or not, the next time I see you again, I will just tear off your little wings?"

Probably because no one has ever talked to him like this before, Cupid was stunned for a while before saying: "Fuck, you are so courageous?! Don't you want to leave Yuelao's matchmaking system?!"

It’s okay if you don’t mention this, but Su Yiyang is about to explode when you mention this, and said: "Tsk tsk, you still have the nerve to mention this, I think you are a pit, and you have set a total of nine tasks, and we can’t do anything even if we kill them Complete nine?!!!"

"Ha ha."

In comparison, Yuelao's voice sounded much deeper, he chuckled lightly, and said unhurriedly: "Be careful, don't be impatient, when we established this Yuelao matchmaking system, we just wanted you to I didn’t think too much about snatching tasks in the system at the time, and then divided them into nine tasks, and it was only recently that we realized that there was a bug, so I came to you to find some remedies.”

Su Yi became furious: "You still know there is a BUG? Let me tell you...wait, what did you mean just now...and...there is a way to remedy it?"