The fast travel opponent always teases me

"Eh... um..." Zhao Xiaobai stood there in a daze, looked at the three people who were drenched, and smiled unnaturally: "It's... um... you know, people Your life is always full of beautiful accidents, isn't it?"

"So you mean, it was a beautiful accident just now?"

Zhen Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, and he could vaguely see the veins on his forehead bulging. As he spoke, he brought the breakfast in his hand, which had been completely wet by Zhao Xiaobai, to him, and said: "Try it, you will definitely enjoy this breakfast."

Hearing this, Zhao Xiaobai took the initiative to ignore the water-soaked breakfast in front of him, cheerfully pushed Zhen Yunfeng's hand away, and took Su Yiyang's arm with a smile, and said with a grin: "Hehehehe, Yangyang, don't you think it's okay? It's a bit cold, go and change clothes, be careful of catching a cold."

Su Yiyang gritted his teeth, shook his hair fiercely, and said with a gloomy face: "Yeah, grandma's heart is so cold."

After speaking, he walked into the cloakroom with a gloomy expression.

Seeing this, Liu Chenfeng naturally wanted to follow him, but Zhao Xiaobai's sharp eyes suddenly dodged in front of Liu Chenfeng, and said flatly, "What are you doing?"

"I'm looking for my partner, do you have an opinion?"

Liu Chenfeng glanced at Zhao Xiaobai coldly, his expression seemed to say, boy, please open your eyes to see who I am, and what kind of blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Zhao Xiaobai rolled his eyes for a while, and dug in obediently. Who did he learn such a stern tone from, or did he just come with it?

If this is the case, Zhao Xiaobai is really curious, what kind of innate self-confidence is it that can destroy a good-looking person to the point of wrath.

"Even if he is your partner, it doesn't mean you can walk around in our dormitory."

Xu thought of what Su Yiyang said to him with tears in his eyes earlier, Zhao Xiaobai suddenly narrowed his eyes, and said viciously: "Boy, don't be too crazy, if we lose something in our dormitory, who shall I go to?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Zhen Yunfeng on the side seemed to have heard something extremely funny, and he laughed out loud. After laughing for a long time, he looked at Zhao Xiaobai with a little deep meaning, and said: "Zhao Xiaobai, I'm afraid you are not crazy, what do you mean? Are we going to steal from you?"

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help laughing a few more times, then looked around at their dormitory, and said unceremoniously: "As far as your house is broken, what do you want us to steal? "

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiaobai exploded, completely exploded.

I saw the watery color of his hands glowing brightly, and in an instant, two huge water polo formed from his palms, and he said angrily, "What are you stealing? Let me tell you, you are still afraid that you will steal people in my house!"

Hearing this, Zhen Yunfeng glanced at Zhao Xiaobai as if he was looking crazy. Anyway, he is already soaked through now, so there is nothing to care about if he gets wet. He just added: "Steal someone? Steal you?"

After speaking, there was a trace of teasing on his lips: "Zhao Xiaobai, let me tell you, even if you are not crazy now, I found that you have the potential to be crazy."

After a pause, before Zhao Xiaobai could say anything, he continued, "In this case, you have brought a lot of money to the mental hospital again."

Hearing this, Zhao Xiaobai's face was already ugly and couldn't be any worse. He glared at Zhen Yunfeng fiercely and said, "You just want to die, don't you?"

Zhen Yunfeng looked surprised, and said lightly: "How could it be possible to want to die, I'm telling the truth."

After a pause, he found a stool and sat down on his own, and said meaningfully: "But if you go to a mental hospital like you, they really may not accept it."

"Do you want to know why?"

"I don't want to!"

"But this young master really wants to tell you what to do?"

"roll!"

Seeing that the two of them were about to face a storm, Liu Chenfeng frowned and shook his head, then walked towards the cloakroom where Su Yiyang had just entered.

At this time, Su Yiyang was humming a little tune, and was very cheerfully preparing to put on his pants.

'Hand in hand, walk with me, today you will marry me~'

"Oh mylove, let's get married, I really want to have a home with you, the most beautiful dream in this life, to have you accompany me to travel the world, oh..."

"What's wrong with you?"

The singing stopped abruptly. At that time, Su Yiyang had just lifted his trousers to his knees, and when he turned around, he saw Liu Chenfeng standing at the door looking at him with a half-smile, his expression was extraordinarily rich for a moment.

"you you you you you...."

"What's wrong with me, me, me?"

Liu Chenfeng took a few steps forward in a funny way, and grinned, showing his white teeth: "Is what you just said true?"

Su Yiyang looked at Liu Chenfeng defensively, forgot to lift his trousers for a while, and said with a little confidence: "What, what, really?"

"It's the one you just sang." After a pause, Liu Chenfeng walked to the chair next to Su Yiyang and sat down, patted Su Yiyang's thigh frivolously, and said: "Didn't you just want me to create the world together with you? "

After speaking, the hand on Su Yiyang's leg wandered restlessly, and sighed: "Your legs are good, enough to play for many years."

I'm sorry, is this kid crazy? !

Su Yiyang looked at Liu Chenfeng's hand still touching his leg in disbelief, then slapped his golden head suddenly, and said angrily: "What kind of shit are you doing so early in the morning? spring?!"

I don't know if there is a problem with his vision. After taking pictures of the big golden retriever's forehead, Su Yiyang actually felt that the eyes of his opponents were full of tricks... a little resentful?

No, no, it must be the wrong way to open your eyes this morning.

Su Yiyang pulled up his pants abruptly, quickly closed his eyes, and opened them again, but he still saw Liu Chenfeng looking at him with resentment.

Su Yiyang was a little scared, he couldn't help but took a few steps back, and sneered: "What... Big golden retriever, are you okay... Could it be... Could it be that I slapped my nerves gone?"

After finishing speaking, he seemed to be talking to himself: "It doesn't make sense... I didn't attack hard just now..."

[Axi, this baby is really going to be stupid to death by you, the host. 】

The unemotional electronic sound of the system rang in his mind without warning, which made Su Yiyang startled again, but after being startled, he couldn't help but realize that the system just called him stupid?

"Just wait, little meatball, let's see how I crush you next time!" '

system【......】

[In this day and age, people are so stupid that the system is not allowed to say it? 】

'Let me tell you, you have nothing to prove, and you say that I am stupid? '

[Host, do you still have the nerve to say 'I'll join'?It's a good thing that Mr. Yue has been praising you as the host all the time. Didn't you see the big golden retriever's expression of obviously being injured and begging for comfort just now?You even said that he was slapped by you? 】

'Yes...is it? '

Su Yiyang felt from the bottom of his heart that Liu Chenfeng didn't seem to be someone who would be so easily hurt and seek comfort, there must be some kind of conspiracy in it!

Xu Shi was scared of being teased by Liu Chenfeng when he was in the underworld, so now if Liu Chenfeng is even a little abnormal, Su Yiyang will be very uncomfortable.

"Let me tell you, don't play tricks in front of my young master." After a pause, Su Yiyang stretched out his hand and pulled Liu Chenfeng's golden hair, thinking he was crazy, and said, "Be careful, young master." I'm scared even if I move!"

Liu Chenfeng still looked at Su Yiyang with resentment.

Seeing this, Su Yiyang looked at Liu Chenfeng with eyes like a hungry wolf.

But within a few minutes, he was quickly defeated, he sighed, and said a little discouraged: "It's okay if I call you big brother, can you look at me differently, you... You are so creepy, do you know that?"

"is it?"

Liu Chenfeng responded lightly, and stared at Su Yiyang with a resentful expression.

Su Yiyang wanted to cry but had no tears: "My mother, are you okay, big golden retriever?"

Liu Chenfeng still stared at Su Yiyang with resentment, and shook his head.

"Since it's okay, you know that you are really scary, so just tell me, how did I offend you?"

"You just hit me on the head."

"that's it?"

Su Yiyang's eyes widened, he looked at Liu Chenfeng in disbelief, and blurted out: "Damn it, are you a mentally handicapped child? I just lightly touched your head, do you deserve to keep looking at me so bitterly? !!!”

"You broke my heart?"

"I'm sorry, big golden retriever, I'll tell you, you may eat things indiscriminately these days, but you must not talk nonsense, do you know that I can sue you for slander?!" Su Yiyang stared at Liu Chenfeng, and said viciously : "I, Su Yiyang, do things worthy of the world, when did I break your heart?!"

"You just said that you want to have a family with me, and you want to travel the world with me, but you slapped me when you changed hands..."

Su Yiyang: "..."

"Actually, what I just sang was a song, not talking to you."

"what?"

Liu Chenfeng glanced at Su Yiyang with a puzzled expression, and said in fluent English, "Whatareyoutalkingabout?"

"Well... that's..."

God, is this the legendary generation gap?

What should be the cure for this kind of person who doesn't care about pop songs at all?

How to do?Wait online, hurry up!

But having said that, thinking that this song was sung all over the country at the beginning, this Liu Chenfeng didn't even know, is he a primitive man?

"You really haven't heard of it, are you sure you're not kidding me?"

Su Yiyang thought about it for a long time, and decided to ask a small sentence tentatively.