The fast travel opponent always teases me
Chapter 76 I Have a Date with a Vampire
The young man leaned over and patted the bottom of his trousers that had been kicked by Su Yiyang. Before Su Yiyang could run a few meters away, he quickly flashed behind the latter, grabbed his collar and picked him up.
"I have lived for more than 3000 years, and no one has ever dared to kick me."
"Hold the grass? More than 3000 years?"
Feeling that his legs were hanging in the air, Su Yiyang struggled a little uncomfortable, and finally chose to give up. He looked helplessly at Liu Chenfeng who was rushing towards him, but his heart was full of relief.
Don't make a fuss, obviously at this moment he is being tightly controlled by someone, he should be afraid, but seeing his own man coming to rescue him, his heart gradually sank.
Tsk tsk, it would be even more beautiful if he wore an extra battle robe with a colorful auspicious cloud.
However, the imaginary man wearing a battle robe and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds stopped in front of them, looked at him helplessly, and then uttered a line to the boy who claimed to have lived for more than 3000 years. Character.
"Grandpa, he is my family, don't hurt him."
I don't know what to do? ! ! ! !
grandfather? ! ! !
My family? ! ! !
Su Yiyang's mood at this time is so shocking, he was shocked and confused, he just kicked... grandpa?
No, no, there seems to be some problems with this focus.
This grandpa looks so young, so handsome, and his strength is so weak, he can lift him up in one fell swoop, so amazing!
In line with the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young deeply rooted since childhood, Su Yiyang pursed his lips. Although his throat was a little uncomfortable because he was being carried at this time, he still looked back in awe at his grandfather who was carrying him. ', said with a smile: "Hey, grandpa...cough cough...how are you, grandpa, um, I didn't kick you just now, did I?"
There was a hint of disgust on Grandpa's handsome face, he shook Su Yiyang like a rattle, and then threw him out like trash, falling in a parabola.
Seeing this, Liu Chenfeng jumped quickly, and hugged Su Yiyang into his arms again, but he fell to the ground again with a flick of his fingers.
Su Yiyang was a little embarrassed. Although this was just a fake world created by Cupid, it was still a change of direction to meet an elder at the level of Liu Chenfeng's grandpa. Now being hugged by Liu Chenfeng like this, he was more or less awkward.
It is said that what the elders value is virtue, Su Yiyang quickly jumped out of Liu Chenfeng's arms, immediately put on a smile, and was about to introduce a serious self-introduction.
But before he could speak, Grandpa waved his hand and said in a disgusted tone: "Chen Feng, why is your vision so bad recently? What's so good about a human being?"
"..." Grandma, I don't care about you because you are an old man, do you know that it was your grandson who teased you first!
After a pause, Grandpa rubbed his chin and looked at him for a long time, then said in a deep thought: "Well...this face is not bad."
Su Yiyang looked a little better, and just about to say something off-topic, Grandpa added without haste: "But it's just good, Chen Feng, it's not Grandpa, I said you, aren't you Are you willing to degenerate and humiliate yourself?"
Worthy!
It is simply unbearable!
Su Yiyang twitched the corners of his mouth, and smiled back: "My respected grandpa, it's really rude to make comments in front of people at will."
"..." Grandpa said, "You human being..."
Before he finished speaking, Su Yiyang interrupted with a smile again: "And, my respected grandpa, an elder should look like an elder. You just mentioned me directly, which is also an extremely impolite behavior."
"Also, when you speak..."
Grandpa: "Chinese people are long-winded, and they can talk a lot to make sense."
Grandpa seemed to be too lazy to ignore him, he slightly raised his head and glanced at Xueyue, his eyes long: "It's hard to come out, I have to find someone to suck a couple of sips, or I will lose money. Little sweetheart, grandson-in-law , bye~"
As soon as the voice fell, the whole person disappeared without a trace like a gust of wind.
Su Yiyang was quite speechless at this disrespectful behavior.
"How do you have such a grandpa?"
Liu Chenfeng smiled, and explained: "After living for more than 3000 years, there will be more or less distorted temperament, you can bear it."
Su Yiyang: "..."
The two took advantage of the gloomy blood moon to walk out of this path, and Su Yiyang finally remembered the most important thing right now.
"By the way, big golden retriever."
"Ok?"
"What is written on the mission card you received this time?" Su Yiyang said while taking out the A4-sized mission card in his arms, and handed it to Liu Chenfeng, so he added: " I just wrote these few crazy words on it."
Liu Chenfeng just glanced roughly, and finally laughed unkindly, revealing two sharp fangs.
"Hold the grass, are you a vampire too?!"
"Otherwise, what do you think?" Liu Chenfeng rubbed Su Yiyang's head helplessly: "Just now I said that that is my grandfather, what else can I be if I'm not a vampire."
"whispering sound."
Su Yiyang grumbled and said, "I thought you were some kind of werewolf or wizard."
"I'm not, but you are."
Liu Chenfeng said these words inexplicably, Su Yiyang was stunned for a moment before he understood, and asked: "I am? What am I? A werewolf? A wizard?"
Liu Chenfeng nodded, and replied concisely: "Yes, wizard."
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
Su Yiyang laughed suddenly, jumped up excitedly, and put his arm around Liu Chenfeng's neck. He suddenly remembered the scene in The Vampire Diaries a long time ago. These wizards are more powerful than one another. Vampires and werewolves are the existence of these alien species.
Originally, he thought that in this place where vampires were rampant, he, a weak human being, might be in danger everywhere, but he didn't expect that he turned out to be a wizard.
Of course, besides this, he was even more sure that Liu Chenfeng's mission card was different from his own.
Sure enough, after Liu Chenfeng kissed Su Yiyang's face, he also took out a piece of paper of the same A4 size and handed it to him. The difference was that his mission card only contained a few words, while Liu Chenfeng's mission card was written full of.
NN, this Cupid is simply stupid!
It must be that he can't compare with my Great China's Yuelao God all the year round, so it's too bad to come up with such a bad idea!
It took Su Yiyang about 15 minutes to roughly understand what the mission on this plane was all about, and he also summarized the following three points.
First, Liu Chenfeng belongs to the faction of vampires, while he belongs to the faction of wizards.
Second, the tasks in this world are different from those in the previous worlds. It is very simple to say that it is simple, but it is very difficult to say that it is difficult.
Third, the hero Gong is the stinky grandpa just now, and his name is just one word: Jin
(well, that sounds amazing indeed)
And the male host Shou is naturally from his side. According to the information given on the task card, this male host Shou is also a Chinese.
Real name: Su Jinze
In addition, from the point of view of seniority, this Su Jinze is still his ancestor.
As for why this task is said to be simple and very simple, but difficult to say it is very difficult, there is actually a reason for it.
It turned out that this Su Jinze came to the United States from China to travel more than 200 years ago, and also had an academic exchange with American wizards, which benefited a lot.
Unfortunately, the vampires in this town were oppressed more severely at that time. There is an old saying that where there is oppression, there is resistance, so the vampires in this town at that time began to plot a resistance.
Grandpa Jin was the leader, and in the entire vampire army at that time, he was the only one who lived for a long time and had the most skill points.
Moreover, he also has a sunshine ring, so he is not afraid of the sun, so everyone naturally recommended him to enter the town one month in advance to inquire.
There is no need to guess the following story, but it is still bloody. Grandpa Jin had a bloody encounter with Su Jinze.
According to the development of the plot, the relationship between the two is old and young, and they fell in love with each other in the end.
But at such a critical moment, Su Jinze suddenly discovered that Grandpa Jin was a vampire, and it happened to be the last day of the one-month period at that time, so the vampires outside also rushed forward without a doubt, and had a fight with the vampires in the town shopping.
Because Grandpa Jin used Su Jinze to control the witch power of the wizards in the town, the wizards at that time were naturally at a disadvantage.
And a vampire is actually a perverted creature. Even if he was beaten by a wizard before and couldn't move, he can continue masturbating after standing up as if he drank a stimulant after getting a little blood on it.
This endless cycle of consumption will naturally gradually lose the wizards, and the entire army will be wiped out.
At that time, Su Jinze was also a man. He realized that he had been cheated for so long, and he didn't even complain. He immediately started to fight back, and decisively used Grandpa Jin to force him to kill him, and successfully forced him to retreat. A heavy vampire.
After that, I don't know what method he used to seal the whole town, people outside could not enter, and people inside could not get out.
By the way, Grandpa Huanjin signed a treaty, the general content of which was that vampires could only come out for food on No. 15 every month, and as a condition, wizards would never provoke vampires.
Of course, if the vampire strikes first, the wizard will naturally not wait to be pinched, it's just that the situation is much more passive than before.
"I have lived for more than 3000 years, and no one has ever dared to kick me."
"Hold the grass? More than 3000 years?"
Feeling that his legs were hanging in the air, Su Yiyang struggled a little uncomfortable, and finally chose to give up. He looked helplessly at Liu Chenfeng who was rushing towards him, but his heart was full of relief.
Don't make a fuss, obviously at this moment he is being tightly controlled by someone, he should be afraid, but seeing his own man coming to rescue him, his heart gradually sank.
Tsk tsk, it would be even more beautiful if he wore an extra battle robe with a colorful auspicious cloud.
However, the imaginary man wearing a battle robe and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds stopped in front of them, looked at him helplessly, and then uttered a line to the boy who claimed to have lived for more than 3000 years. Character.
"Grandpa, he is my family, don't hurt him."
I don't know what to do? ! ! ! !
grandfather? ! ! !
My family? ! ! !
Su Yiyang's mood at this time is so shocking, he was shocked and confused, he just kicked... grandpa?
No, no, there seems to be some problems with this focus.
This grandpa looks so young, so handsome, and his strength is so weak, he can lift him up in one fell swoop, so amazing!
In line with the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young deeply rooted since childhood, Su Yiyang pursed his lips. Although his throat was a little uncomfortable because he was being carried at this time, he still looked back in awe at his grandfather who was carrying him. ', said with a smile: "Hey, grandpa...cough cough...how are you, grandpa, um, I didn't kick you just now, did I?"
There was a hint of disgust on Grandpa's handsome face, he shook Su Yiyang like a rattle, and then threw him out like trash, falling in a parabola.
Seeing this, Liu Chenfeng jumped quickly, and hugged Su Yiyang into his arms again, but he fell to the ground again with a flick of his fingers.
Su Yiyang was a little embarrassed. Although this was just a fake world created by Cupid, it was still a change of direction to meet an elder at the level of Liu Chenfeng's grandpa. Now being hugged by Liu Chenfeng like this, he was more or less awkward.
It is said that what the elders value is virtue, Su Yiyang quickly jumped out of Liu Chenfeng's arms, immediately put on a smile, and was about to introduce a serious self-introduction.
But before he could speak, Grandpa waved his hand and said in a disgusted tone: "Chen Feng, why is your vision so bad recently? What's so good about a human being?"
"..." Grandma, I don't care about you because you are an old man, do you know that it was your grandson who teased you first!
After a pause, Grandpa rubbed his chin and looked at him for a long time, then said in a deep thought: "Well...this face is not bad."
Su Yiyang looked a little better, and just about to say something off-topic, Grandpa added without haste: "But it's just good, Chen Feng, it's not Grandpa, I said you, aren't you Are you willing to degenerate and humiliate yourself?"
Worthy!
It is simply unbearable!
Su Yiyang twitched the corners of his mouth, and smiled back: "My respected grandpa, it's really rude to make comments in front of people at will."
"..." Grandpa said, "You human being..."
Before he finished speaking, Su Yiyang interrupted with a smile again: "And, my respected grandpa, an elder should look like an elder. You just mentioned me directly, which is also an extremely impolite behavior."
"Also, when you speak..."
Grandpa: "Chinese people are long-winded, and they can talk a lot to make sense."
Grandpa seemed to be too lazy to ignore him, he slightly raised his head and glanced at Xueyue, his eyes long: "It's hard to come out, I have to find someone to suck a couple of sips, or I will lose money. Little sweetheart, grandson-in-law , bye~"
As soon as the voice fell, the whole person disappeared without a trace like a gust of wind.
Su Yiyang was quite speechless at this disrespectful behavior.
"How do you have such a grandpa?"
Liu Chenfeng smiled, and explained: "After living for more than 3000 years, there will be more or less distorted temperament, you can bear it."
Su Yiyang: "..."
The two took advantage of the gloomy blood moon to walk out of this path, and Su Yiyang finally remembered the most important thing right now.
"By the way, big golden retriever."
"Ok?"
"What is written on the mission card you received this time?" Su Yiyang said while taking out the A4-sized mission card in his arms, and handed it to Liu Chenfeng, so he added: " I just wrote these few crazy words on it."
Liu Chenfeng just glanced roughly, and finally laughed unkindly, revealing two sharp fangs.
"Hold the grass, are you a vampire too?!"
"Otherwise, what do you think?" Liu Chenfeng rubbed Su Yiyang's head helplessly: "Just now I said that that is my grandfather, what else can I be if I'm not a vampire."
"whispering sound."
Su Yiyang grumbled and said, "I thought you were some kind of werewolf or wizard."
"I'm not, but you are."
Liu Chenfeng said these words inexplicably, Su Yiyang was stunned for a moment before he understood, and asked: "I am? What am I? A werewolf? A wizard?"
Liu Chenfeng nodded, and replied concisely: "Yes, wizard."
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
Su Yiyang laughed suddenly, jumped up excitedly, and put his arm around Liu Chenfeng's neck. He suddenly remembered the scene in The Vampire Diaries a long time ago. These wizards are more powerful than one another. Vampires and werewolves are the existence of these alien species.
Originally, he thought that in this place where vampires were rampant, he, a weak human being, might be in danger everywhere, but he didn't expect that he turned out to be a wizard.
Of course, besides this, he was even more sure that Liu Chenfeng's mission card was different from his own.
Sure enough, after Liu Chenfeng kissed Su Yiyang's face, he also took out a piece of paper of the same A4 size and handed it to him. The difference was that his mission card only contained a few words, while Liu Chenfeng's mission card was written full of.
NN, this Cupid is simply stupid!
It must be that he can't compare with my Great China's Yuelao God all the year round, so it's too bad to come up with such a bad idea!
It took Su Yiyang about 15 minutes to roughly understand what the mission on this plane was all about, and he also summarized the following three points.
First, Liu Chenfeng belongs to the faction of vampires, while he belongs to the faction of wizards.
Second, the tasks in this world are different from those in the previous worlds. It is very simple to say that it is simple, but it is very difficult to say that it is difficult.
Third, the hero Gong is the stinky grandpa just now, and his name is just one word: Jin
(well, that sounds amazing indeed)
And the male host Shou is naturally from his side. According to the information given on the task card, this male host Shou is also a Chinese.
Real name: Su Jinze
In addition, from the point of view of seniority, this Su Jinze is still his ancestor.
As for why this task is said to be simple and very simple, but difficult to say it is very difficult, there is actually a reason for it.
It turned out that this Su Jinze came to the United States from China to travel more than 200 years ago, and also had an academic exchange with American wizards, which benefited a lot.
Unfortunately, the vampires in this town were oppressed more severely at that time. There is an old saying that where there is oppression, there is resistance, so the vampires in this town at that time began to plot a resistance.
Grandpa Jin was the leader, and in the entire vampire army at that time, he was the only one who lived for a long time and had the most skill points.
Moreover, he also has a sunshine ring, so he is not afraid of the sun, so everyone naturally recommended him to enter the town one month in advance to inquire.
There is no need to guess the following story, but it is still bloody. Grandpa Jin had a bloody encounter with Su Jinze.
According to the development of the plot, the relationship between the two is old and young, and they fell in love with each other in the end.
But at such a critical moment, Su Jinze suddenly discovered that Grandpa Jin was a vampire, and it happened to be the last day of the one-month period at that time, so the vampires outside also rushed forward without a doubt, and had a fight with the vampires in the town shopping.
Because Grandpa Jin used Su Jinze to control the witch power of the wizards in the town, the wizards at that time were naturally at a disadvantage.
And a vampire is actually a perverted creature. Even if he was beaten by a wizard before and couldn't move, he can continue masturbating after standing up as if he drank a stimulant after getting a little blood on it.
This endless cycle of consumption will naturally gradually lose the wizards, and the entire army will be wiped out.
At that time, Su Jinze was also a man. He realized that he had been cheated for so long, and he didn't even complain. He immediately started to fight back, and decisively used Grandpa Jin to force him to kill him, and successfully forced him to retreat. A heavy vampire.
After that, I don't know what method he used to seal the whole town, people outside could not enter, and people inside could not get out.
By the way, Grandpa Huanjin signed a treaty, the general content of which was that vampires could only come out for food on No. 15 every month, and as a condition, wizards would never provoke vampires.
Of course, if the vampire strikes first, the wizard will naturally not wait to be pinched, it's just that the situation is much more passive than before.
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