The fast travel opponent always teases me

"Pfft——" Su Yiyang waved his hands again and again, as if he had heard some extremely funny joke, he snorted lightly: "Think about it, this little girl and Bai Xi are both the kind of people who are thrown down at the first sight attribute, if the two of them are together, who will attack and who will suffer?"

Liu Chenfeng raised the corners of his lips slightly, followed Su Yiyang's words and continued: "There is a saying that is good, when two sufferers meet, there must be an attack."

"There's another saying that's better, talk well under the bed, and stare until you grow old on the bed."

Liu Chenfeng was amused by Su Yiyang's unreasonable reasoning, even with a little smile in his deep eyes, he said with a smile: "Okay, let's stop talking about this, since you and I both think that Bai Xi and Su Xiaoguai If it is unlikely, then directly rule out this possibility.”

Su Yiyang nodded in agreement, found a wooden stool and sat down, resting his stomach with one hand, while tinkering with the incense burner with twigs of peony and green leaves on the desk, he said: "Well, for now, I still stick to Su Xiao Guai and Liu Liexu are the official match, how about you?"

Liu Chenfeng sat down beside Su Yiyang, and responded, "I think it should be Bai Xi and Liu Liexu."

"Big golden retriever, you have to believe me, it must be Su Xiaoguai and Liu Liexu's fault, you must know that this system is cunning, he must have thought of this level when he set up this task, so we have to show Come up with a kind of reverse logical thinking."

"...Contrarian logical thinking?"

"En!" Su Yiyang nodded again, his dark eyes rippled with pride, and looked at Liu Chenfeng beside him with great interest: "You believe I will always be right, although I have to admit that Baixi and Liu The CP between Liexu sounds more reliable, but when the high-ranking people in power go out on missions, they are always taken by surprise, so we have to abandon our inertial thinking."

Su Yiyang patted Liu Chenfeng's shoulder earnestly, with an expression of "brother Xin is right, brother is here".

It is true that Su Yiyang has his own basis for saying this at this time. If we talk about this basis, it still has to be traced back to some truths he realized during the period when he was a matchmaker.

This person, once they choose career rights at the age of falling in love, when they stand in a position that they are truly satisfied with, they are often older. At this time, they are usually busy with work day and night, and have less time to fall in love. So the marriage can only be handed over to the dating agency.

Speaking of this, some people may ask, it is not uncommon to have a double harvest in love and career.Yes, Su Yiyang admits that there is such an existence, but such existences are generally rare, and more often appear in those novels of sweet pets.

It was also at that time that Su Yiyang saw a lot of various big bosses, and their brains were so strange that they were completely different from the brain circuits of normal people.

After figuring out these routines, Su Yiyang came to a conclusion that one must not use inertial thinking to talk or do things with such officials and bosses. It is often impossible, and it has always been the most correct. .

And now before them, there are undoubtedly only three options.

A: Su Xiaoguai and Bai Xi.

B: Su Xiaoguai and Liu Liexu.

C: Bai Xi and Liu Liexu.

But this A is too much, so only plan-b and pian-c are left.

After the last two options are ruled out, it will be much easier to judge by bringing in the reverse logical thinking mentioned earlier.

Su Yiyang is sure that the cliff is Su Xiaoguai and Liu Liexu! ! !

Liu Chenfeng twitched the corner of his mouth, and there seemed to be a vein bulging on his forehead: "No... um..." He pursed his lips, as if he was planning his words in his mind, before he said after a long while: "Your statement is a bit too much." It's a bit unreliable, first of all, although Su Xiaoguai is several hundred years old, but that is only the age of a demon, if transformed into a human, he is now only 15 years old at most."

After saying that, Liu Chenfeng shook his head in denial: "Listen to me, although Liu Liexu and I are just brothers on the surface of the system, but according to the conclusions I have observed in the previous few worlds, my side People's liking is about the same as mine, anyway, if this matter is placed on me, I won't be perverted enough to like a teenage child."

Su Yiyang looked sideways slightly, his clear eyes turned away, and his tone was a bit weird: "Then you mean to say, you like Baixi?"

Liu Chenfeng: "...?"

Why does he vaguely seem to be able to smell a small smell of vinegar?

And... I always feel like there is something wrong?

Before Liu Chenfeng could say anything, Su Yiyang had already calmly put down the teacup, glanced at the latter's somewhat bewildered face, curled his lips, and said, "I knew, you guys would be as stunning as Baixi." This kind of big straight man must have no resistance."

After finishing speaking, he complained again: "They are all animals that think with their lower body."

"Aren't you straight?"

Su Yiyang: "..."

"Of course I am!" Su Yiyang blushed, and didn't dare to look at Liu Chenfeng's teasing eyes. In order to conceal the panic in his heart, he added another sentence: "I... I mean don't you? Do you understand, Baixi is mine now, you...uh..."

Su Yiyang seemed to be out of words. After thinking for a long time, he said: "Yes, Baixi is mine now, but you actually want to push him in front of Liu Liexu. You are obviously the little three meddling. The important point is you It's not that mistress, you are a real pimp!"

Liu Chenfeng twitched the corner of his mouth again, looked at Su Yiyang helplessly, and said hesitantly, "Pimping?"

"Er..." Su Yiyang should have discovered his slip of the tongue, and he gave a dry laugh with some unease, and then said seriously: "It's my slip of the tongue, but I always stick to my point of view."

After a pause, he added another sentence: "Since we are all expressing our opinions now, we are already hostile anyway, so let's go it alone this time!"

Liu Chenfeng was startled, his lips moved, but he didn't speak. After a long time, a wry smile appeared on the corners of his lips, and he sighed: "That's all, I'll just listen to you, anyway, the mission time of this plane is quite long, If our team fails with your decision, it’s a big deal to switch to Baixi and Liu Liexu."

Su Yiyang's eyes lit up, obviously he didn't expect Liu Chenfeng to compromise so quickly, but he was surprised at the moment, but he kept an eye out, forcibly suppressed the slightly raised corners of his mouth, and pretended to be serious: "You have nothing to do with me. do what?"

With a smile in his eyes, Liu Chenfeng poured a glass of water for Su Yiyang and handed it over, before saying, "As I said before, I am your little angel."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Su Yiyang to say something, he added another sentence: "Besides, what happened in the last plane, although you have caused me some... um... But since you said that you will never marry a wife before me And for those who have to take care of me all the time, I naturally have to give this little face now."

Su Yiyang's face suddenly became redder than ever, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground and drill down directly. He naturally knew what Liu Chenfeng was talking about.

There was no sound, only the peony and green leaf incense burner on the desk was emitting white smoke from the mouth of the burner, Su Yiyang pursed his lips, and after taking a look at Liu Chenfeng, he said slowly : "Eh... You've been there for so many days, but there's still no movement?"

Liu Chenfeng's eyes were full of doubts: "Where?"

Su Yiyang twitched: "That's right there."

Liu Chenfeng suppressed a smile, pretending to be puzzled: "Where is that?"

"you--"

Su Yiyang suddenly raised his eyes and wanted to explode, but when he saw Liu Chenfeng's innocent eyes with a hint of bewilderment, his heart softened all of a sudden.

maybe...

Maybe he really didn't know?

"It's your baby~"

"Oh~"

Liu Chenfeng nodded in a sudden realization, he didn't intend to tease the little wild cat in front of him anymore, he secretly laughed in his heart, but there was a moment of pondering in front of him.

After a long while, Liu Chenfeng sighed, shook his head again, and said in a lonely way: "Nothing happened, maybe... maybe that's it."

The breeze blew through the window, blowing the white smoke that was rising up on the table, Su Yiyang looked at Liu Chenfeng with some guilt, and after a while, he hesitated and said: "Big golden retriever, I really didn't do it on purpose that time, it was a conditioned reflex... um ...you should know, I—”

"how do you feel?"

Without waiting for Su Yiyang to finish speaking, Liu Chenfeng suddenly uttered such an endless sentence, which made Su Yiyang feel puzzled for a while.

"what?"

The room was extremely quiet for a moment, Liu Chenfeng laughed lowly, and did not explain what he just said, but continued: "The situation here is not that complicated, and I haven't seen my brother Liu Liexu until now, saying that he is going out to get rid of demons." , make an appointment to meet at this Taohuamen." After a pause, he added: "I think I can arrive in a few days."

"Exorcism?!"

Su Yiyang was full of doubts, and when he frowned slightly, he remembered something belatedly.

Previously, in the background setting of the mission, Liu Chenfeng and Liu Liexu seemed to be exorcists? ? ? ?

holding grass...

Between the exorcist and the vixen...

Is it possible?

Su Yiyang opened his mouth. He didn't get out of this shock for a long time. At another time, he was a little stupid to cry. He noticed all the details before, but he didn't notice that the two protagonists are a fairy and a monster exorcist. division.

Damn, this grandma is an old enemy and a heavenly feud! ! !

If these two people were together, it would be no less surprising to him than when their physical education teacher and their class monitor were together when he was in high school! (Additional: The physical education teacher is male, and the monitor is also male.)