The fast travel opponent always teases me

Ahhhhh! !! !!

Su Yiyang was so excited that he wanted to stand on the dining table and dance to the Pure Land of Bliss, hahaha, they finally got another pair of CPs!

Now as long as Yuelao and Cupid hook up together, he and the big golden retriever can go back to the real world!

ahahaha~~~

It’s better to hit the sun than to choose a date, it’s better to get everything done tonight at once, if it’s not even, what he will see when he opens his eyes tomorrow is the sun in the real world~!

While Su Yiyang was thinking this in his heart, he stared at Yuelao and Cupid with a smile on his face, staring at the two gods of love until his scalp became numb.

Cupid: "..."

Cupid moved closer to Old Yue, and said in a low voice to Old Yue as if he had seen a neuropathy: "Old Yue, this... Su Yiyang is not stupid, right?"

Yuelao also replied in a low voice: "Who knows, probably because Yuan Xi and Liu Yibai were just too excited?"

Cupid was puzzled: "Then if he's excited, shouldn't he be staring at Liu Yibai and Yuan Xi? Why is he staring at us? Are you an idiot?"

Yuelao chuckled, and didn't answer Cupid's question for a while, but just gave Su Yiyang a meaningful look, a flash of cunning flashed in the depths of his eyes, and reached out to rub Cupid's blond hair: " Regardless of him, you are so good-looking, he may simply want to appreciate it."

Cupid was shy for a rare moment, and said bluntly: "That's right, everyone says I'm pretty."

Su Yiyang, who was sitting on the sidelines and eavesdropping openly: "..."

For some reason, he always felt that Yue Lao seemed to know something, or, he suddenly felt like they were being tricked.

It is said that this Yuelao matching system was made by Yuelao, but later he said that modifying the settings would greatly damage his cultivation.

When I first listened to it, I didn't think much of it, but now why does he suddenly feel that Yue Lao is talking nonsense in a serious manner?

Also, the way Yuelao looked at him just now was a little different, as if he had directly read his mind.

Just for a moment, a clue suddenly flashed through his mind, but the clue slipped too fast, and he missed it.

Just now when he was a little annoyed and tangled, Liu Chenfeng suddenly sent a voice over.

"Hehe, don't get entangled, we were all fooled by Yuelao. He probably planned it before, and even kept that silly Cupid in the dark."

Su Yiyang: "Aha?"

Liu Chenfeng: "It's obvious now that Yuelao wants to use the system to hook up Cupid, and we are his assists."

Su Yiyang: "..."

Wow, is this being used?

Liu Chenfeng once again saw through the thoughts in Su Yiyang's mind, and laughed aloud: "Yes, we have been used, but don't worry about anything now, Yue Lao probably wants to take Cupid down tonight, anyway, our purpose It's the same, after he and Cupid are together, we can also go back, we are all the same way."

After a pause, before Su Yiyang could reply, Liu Chenfeng had already replied.

"You told me that Cupid likes Yuelao, right?"

Su Yiyang was at a loss: "Well, yes, he himself admitted it... well, or it can be said that I made it out of a stereotype, anyway, I'm sure Cupid likes Yue Lao."

Liu Chenfeng: "Then it's easy to handle. Aren't you going to drink with Cupid later? We'll pour Cupid into the dead in a while. The saying of telling the truth after drinking is not only applicable to human beings."

The corners of Su Yiyang's mouth suddenly curled up, and he immediately understood what Liu Chenfeng wanted to do, and smiled knowingly: "Hey, don't worry, we promise to complete the tasks assigned by the organization. Our goal is to make trouble, make trouble, make trouble!!!"

Liu Chenfeng: "Pfft, don't be so excited, but having said that, can you drink alcohol? If not, then I will come..."

Before the words were finished, Su Yiyang immediately interrupted: "Cut, don't underestimate me, I am the one who says you don't get drunk after a thousand cups~(ˉ▽￣～)cut~~"

During the time when Liu Chenfeng and Su Yiyang communicated with the system, the waiter had already brought up the dishes ordered earlier, of course—this also included the ten bottles of liquor.

Su Yiyang first moved the dishes to the side, then opened the caps of the wine bottles one by one, and after the rows were arranged, he hooked his fingers at Cupid eagerly, suddenly got a plan, and said with a smirk: "Little Guy, come~"

"Come here, whoever is afraid!"

Su Yiyang: "Good guy, come here!"

While talking, Su Yiyang found several more wine glasses, and after filling them up one by one, he teased: "It's boring for us to drink together all the time, why don't we add some excitement? Dare you?"

Cupid and Su Yiyang have similar temperaments, and they can't stand provocation. They didn't even think about it at the moment, and patted the table without saying a word: "Why don't you dare, tell me, what is the excitement?!"

"It's very simple, you know the truth or dare?"

"Know!"

"Well, let's play Truth or Dare. If anyone is going to faint after drinking too much, he has to come and accept punishment, how about it?"

"No problem, come as soon as you come, don't be foolish and dare not play when the time comes."

"How is it possible, I always know how to write the words willing to bet and admit defeat." Su Yiyang waved his hand with a smile, pushed a glass of wine in front of Cupid, and lowered his voice: "But the ugly words are up front, I know you Know spells, don't use spells to cheat, then..."

Cupid heard the words, as if his personality had been insulted, he shook his head angrily: "Don't worry if you don't, although I know spells, I have the same drinking capacity as you all, there is absolutely nothing unfair, don't worry!"

Su Yiyang clapped his hands and picked up a glass of wine: "Success, let's start!"

Cupid followed suit and took a cup: "Hmph, let's start~!"

Yuan Xi on the side twitched the corners of his mouth: "Hey, you guys... don't you want to eat a few bites of food first?"

Liu Yibai agreed, probably a little worried: "Yeah, just drink it straight away, isn't it a little stomach-ache?"

Liu Chenfeng moved his lips, just about to say something, but Su Yiyang shook his hands with pride, and said nonchalantly: "What kind of food to eat, a real man must dare to pick up the cup and start a fight!"

Cupid: "That's right, come on, I'll do it first!"

After all, he drank it without changing his face.

"Okay! Refreshing enough!" Su Yiyang nodded at Chubby, and drank the wine in the glass without blinking: "Have a good time, brother again!"

Liu Chenfeng: "..." Why does it feel like these two people are about to go crazy with alcohol before they start drinking? ? ?

Facts have proved that Liu Chenfeng's guess is correct.

Three rounds of wine.

Su Yiyang and Cupid's complexions were a little flushed, and their voices were even louder by more than one degree, and they all started giggling 'haha'.

Cupid: "Hahaha, you brat, I didn't like you at the beginning, I didn't expect you to be so...so...hiccup...so refreshing! Come on, there's another drink after this one! "

Su Yiyang made a haha, waved his hands heroically, and poured Cupid wine while saying, "That's right, I'll tell you... I'm telling you that the young master's drinking capacity is not limited, no... But you are not bad compared to the baby Ah, I thought... I thought you didn't drink, but I didn't expect it to be quite powerful, come on, I'll give you wine!"

Yue Lao: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."

Liu Yibai: "..."

Liu Yibai twitched the corners of his mouth, glanced at the eight empty wine bottles, couldn't help but moved closer to Liu Chenfeng, and asked cautiously: "Brother, this...is it really okay for them to drink like this? "

As soon as the words fell, I saw that Cupid hadn't handed the wine glass to his mouth. With a shake of his hand, the wine glass fell on the table with a 'click'.

"Ahahahaha!!!"

Su Yiyang's eyes lit up, he drank the wine in his hand suddenly, jumped onto the table excitedly, and really twisted the Pure Land of Bliss, and smiled while twisting: "Ahaha, you lost, you lost, you lost !!!”

The winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. Cupid lay down on the table unloved, smeared his face with wine, muttered as if he was about to cry.

"Tell me, do you want to choose the truth or take risks?!"

Su Yiyang twirled and jumped to Cupid's side, and half-forced Cupid to the table. Fortunately, the table was really big enough, and two people standing on it didn't look crowded.

Cupid looked at Su Yiyang in a trance, and suddenly smiled and jumped up with Su Yiyang, looking like two drunkards.

"Aha~ Tell the truth! You must tell the truth!"

"Then let me ask you, do you like Yuelao, do you want to fuck him and enter him?!"

Cupid suddenly jumped up and down excitedly on the table when he heard the words, and the sober people around him looked confused.

"I like Yuelao! I want to fuck him! I want to fuck him! I want to fuck him hard!!! Hahahaha!!!"

Yuan Xi: "..."

Liu Chenfeng: "..."

Liu Yibai: "..."

The black line on Yuelao's face: "..."

Yuelao pulled Cupid, who was dancing excitedly on the table, into his arms, and gritted his teeth: "Don't even think about it, it's almost the other way around, so I'm going to beat you hard !"

【Boom boom boom——

Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers~~~

Congratulations to the hosts for clearing the last mission, Yuelao and Cupid have completed the hidden CP mission! !

Now hosts can choose to return to the real world at any time! 】

Su Yiyang froze for a few seconds, then suddenly broke out.

"Ahh!! Big Golden Retriever! Big Golden Retriever, we have become Big Golden Retriever!!"

Su Yiyang jumped heavily on the table, and then suddenly threw himself into Liu Chenfeng's arms, rubbing against each other, almost exploding with excitement: "Did you hear, big golden retriever, we're done, we're about to go back! I want to live with you, I want to work with you, I want to cook with you, I want to do many things with you, and most importantly, I want to be with you forever and ever!!!”

Liu Chenfeng let out a laugh, and hugged Su Yiyang tightly, as if he wanted to rub him into his body, he pressed against Su Yiyang's ear, his voice was slightly charming and hoarse: "Well, we want to be together forever and ever. "

——End of the full text.