The fast travel opponent always teases me

On the grounds of betraying the revolutionary friendship, when he arrived at the company, Yuan Xi was so angry that he didn't talk to Su Yiyang.

And after learning that Yuan Xi and Liu Yibai were about to puncture the layer of window paper, Su Yiyang knew that he had nothing to worry about now, so in the matter of Yuan Xi's indifference to him , He also expressed his joy and leisure.

Time passed quickly, especially after fighting wits and courage with the people of the whole city A, the whole morning passed quickly.

When Su Yiyang made the last phone call together, Yuan Xi had already taken off the headset. He was always a chatterbox, and usually after meeting some weird customers on the phone, he would complain to Su Yiyang.

But this morning the two had a small fight, well... maybe it was his unilateral anger, he hadn't spoken all morning.

Grandma, I'm suffocating to death, you little Su Yiyang, why don't you know how to coax others!

But if he had to take the initiative to talk to Su Yiyang, he couldn't hold back his face, and showed weakness inexplicably, making him look weak~

The witty Yuan Xi thought of a way, anyway, it was almost time to get off work, he took off the headset decisively, and looked at Su Yiyang sincerely with his eyes wide open while holding his chin.

Uh huh, I don't believe it anymore, this little cutie just keeps staring at you, why don't you talk first? ! !

Su Yiyang held a serious face, just glanced at Yuan Xi, and talked with the client on the phone very seriously.

"Hello, sir, this is the Balabala Call Center. Are you the owner of the phone with the number 127XXXX3838?"

The other party spoke a local dialect, "Um, yes, yes, you are Hagu? (Who are you?)"

Su Yiyang's face was full of black lines, and after comprehending the meaning of the other party's words, he explained: "Hello, we are from Balabala Communications Company."

"Oh? Grilled and spicy? What are you talking about, why don't you ask me to hum four? (What are you looking for?)"

The veins on Su Yiyang's forehead bulged, and he glanced at Yuan Xi who was already holding back a smile, with a helpless expression on his face: "Sir, it's certainly a good thing to call you here."

"Good four? La Ni, hurry up and say, hum four?"

"..." Su Yiyang: "It's like this, our company has noticed that you are an old user, so calling is also giving you a big prize!"

"Big prize? The spicy mud is so cheap!"

Su Yiyang brushed his forehead, and replied: "Well, good sir, don't worry for now, I will talk to you slowly."

"The watch is talking slowly. I'm still harvesting corn. It's going to rain. Tell me quickly!"

Su Yiyang twitched the corner of his mouth, and sped up his speech a little: "Hello, we are planning to call you here, and we are sending you a Balabala company calling card. I will register your real name here, and you can go by yourself later. We can pick it up at our local business office, okay?"

"Okay, okay, thank you."

Su Yiyang smiled shyly: "Okay sir, is it convenient for you to tell me your name?"

There was a pause, and he hesitated for a while before replying: "Mud..."

Before he finished speaking, another voice interrupted, sternly saying, "Who are you? You're calling to fool me at noon, my father?"

Su Yiyang almost wanted to cry: "Sir, don't worry, we are not a scam company here, we are from Balabala Communications Company, and we are calling you just to give you a benefit."

The other party: "Isn't Balabala a scam company!"

Su Yiyang: "..." What you said makes sense, but I'm actually powerless to refute it...

"Then sir, do you want a free calling card here?"

"Yes, of course!"

Fuck, didn't you still say that we are a fraud company a second ago, why did you change your mind immediately, what about your dignity and pride! ! !

I complained in my heart, but my mouth still had to be respectful: "Good sir, can you tell me your father's name here?"

"You still need to ask for your name when you send a card, can't you just call the account?!"

"Sorry sir, we need to register with real names for this event, do you want it or not?"

"Want to want."

"Then tell me your name."

"Fuck..."

Su Yiyang: "So what's your name sir?" =-=

After coming and going, Su Yiyang was also angered by this person, not to mention that it was already past twelve o'clock, and it was already off-duty time, so he couldn't help but speak out.

"Hey, how do you talk, little customer service?"

There was a touch of surprise in Su Yiyang's tone: "Mr. Ouch, what you said, I don't know how I offended you, can you tell me?"

"...Too lazy to talk to you, is the phone card still free?!"

Su Yiyang: "Of course it's for you, tell me your name."

"Fuck..."

Su Yiyang: "Sorry sir, what's your name? Let me register for you?"

"Fuck, I don't believe it!"

Su Yiyang was serious and polite: "Then what's your last name?"

The other side was also very angry, and obviously made a nonsense at the moment: "I'm called a bastard!"

Su Yiyang's eyes widened and he couldn't help laughing. He looked like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. After holding back for a long time, he said, "Ahem, is it the king of three horizontal lines and one vertical line, the number eight, the egg of an egg?"

Over there viciously said: "Yes, that's right!!!"

"Oh." Su Yiyang put his fists around his mouth and bit his fingers, swallowed his smile back into his stomach, and said word by word: "Mr. bastard, I have registered for you , for the convenience of later staff, how old are you this year?"

"I have lived for hundreds of years!"

Su Yiyang was in awe, Yuan Xi was laughing silently when he heard it, but at first glance at Su Yiyang's serious appearance, he thought something had happened, and then he was a little nervous, but what Su Yiyang said next almost didn't let him down. He burst out laughing directly.

"Sir, you can really live. Then let me help you register which age group is better. Do you think 250 years old is okay?"

Opposite: "...Fuck."

Su Yiyang ignored this shit, and continued calmly: "Okay sir, in order to avoid mistakes, please tell me the approximate location of your residence."

The other party was suffocated to a certain extent, angrily: "I live in Peach Blossom Island!!!"

Su Yiyang was very indifferent: "Okay, Mr. bastard from Peach Blossom Island, hello, I have registered for you here, you just need to bring your ID card to our business hall to collect it when you are free. After a pause, he added another sentence: "By the way, Mr. bastard, you should pay attention. When you go to pick up the phone card, please be sure to bring a valid ID that can prove your identity. Then there will be no Sorry to bother you, I wish you a happy life, goodbye~"

After finishing speaking, he cut off the phone very coolly and calmly.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!!!"

Yuan Xi finally couldn't hold it anymore, burst into earth-shattering laughter, and slapped the table, laughing wildly: "Hahaha, this person is also extinct, from the 250-year-old Mr. bastard from Peach Blossom Island, ahaha Ha ha!!!"

Saying that, he got up and walked to Su Yiyang's work station, pushed Su Yiyang to the side, and smiled while pushing: "No, I must export this recording and send it to Moments, Yiyang, you were so awesome just now God, it's really..."

Yuan Xi took out the data cable from his pocket, but he still couldn't help smiling: "No, I'm about to die laughing. Sure enough, you have made an awesome boss, and you have confidence in yourself!"

Su Yiyang was silent for a moment, his face flushed slightly: "What do you mean I have the confidence because of Liu Chenfeng? Am I obviously always hanging on?!"

"Yes, yes, you are the most powerful..." Yuan Xi gave a thumbs up sincerely: "But I didn't say it was handsome Liu, you admitted it yourself."

Before he finished speaking, a scream suddenly came from beside him.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Su Yiyang and Yuan Xi felt their scalps go numb, and they followed the prestige, and sure enough, they saw the group leader looking pink and looking at the two of them, she excitedly fanned herself with her hands, burning with a raging gossip soul: " I...I...I feel like I'm suffocating..."

Su Yiyang: "..."

(-_-)

Please suffocate now.

Tian Tian's team leader had a sweet and happy face, and he wished he could dance a piece of Pure Land of Bliss immediately to publicize his mood at this time.

She has long seen that Yang Yang has the potential to act, but she did not expect to be so powerful that she hooked up with the boss all of a sudden! ! b（￣▽￣）d

"Yangyang, be frank and lenient while resisting strictness, tell me honestly, are you really with handsome Liu?!"

"..." Su Yiyang twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling his head hurt for a while.

Ahhh~~~ My head hurts~~~

"Yangyang, are you done with your work here? I'll take you out to eat when I'm done."

At that time, Liu Chenfeng's voice suddenly came from the huge glass door, with a hint of pampering and charm in his tone: "I've been on the phone all morning, you must be starving, right?"

Ahhh! !

Team Leader Tiantian covered his chest, feeling as if he was suffocating.

"Xixi, are you hungry too? What do you want for lunch?"

Liu Yibai, who was following behind Liu Chenfeng, walked in first, and rubbed Yuan Xi's hair with a smile, just like a fox that stole the fish.

Sweet: "..."

Ahhh! ! !The blood bar that existed for so long was maxed out all of a sudden! ! !

Tiantian suppressed the excitement in her heart, fearing that her rotten girl spirit would frighten the two CPs, she said cautiously: "Oh hehe, president and vice president, are you going to take us Yangyang and Xixi out for lunch? "

Liu Yibai raised his eyebrows, and asked back: "Why, can't it be?"

Tiantian: "Okay, you can eat as long as you want, anyway, today's tasks are not enough, ha ha ha ha ha..."