The villain sent me to debut in C position [Comprehensive British and American]

Of course, the first thing Arkham's criminals do when they arrive in Los Angeles is head to the video store to buy Enid's new album.

Beforehand, they even specially made a simple plan.

Penguin said his next plan in a serious manner:

"The first step is to buy Little Angel's album first. After completing the first step, proceed to the second step. Ask Little Angel for her autograph. After that... emmmmm, I'll think about it when the time comes."

But, what they didn't expect was——

"What kind of broken store are you?! You can't even sell an album of little angels! Forget it, don't open the store, just close the store and go home."

MD, it's okay if you can't buy it in Gotham, after all, it's a remote place, but why can't you buy it in Los Angeles, the headquarter of the entertainment industry, how are you going to live these days? !

The owner of the video store, who was carried in mid-air by the killer Crocodile, immediately forgot to be afraid when he heard this, and argued instead: "We are just sold out! It's not that we can't sell it!"

You know, although Enid's company printed another 1000 million albums in the second batch, even if the record industry is now in decline, after being distributed to the world, these numbers cannot satisfy the growing number of fans at all, let alone It is said that some local tyrants really love fans, and they start with a hundred albums as soon as they make a move.

In this way, 1000 million fans can't even satisfy fans in the United States.

Harry rolled his eyes: "What's the difference?"

"Since you can't buy it, what should you do?"

This time, Ivy, Enid's true fan, couldn't help it: "No! You have to grab it!"

If she can't get the album again, she will shut herself up online!

grab?

Everyone looked at each other.

yes!They are the villains of Gotham's underground world, can't they be robbed if they can't be bought? !

All of a sudden, everyone rolled up their sleeves and did what they said, as if they had been connected to Ren Du's second channel.

Therefore, the first person to be robbed was the owner of the video store.

"...No, no, no! Little Angel's album is my life! This is the only one I have, woo woo woo!"

Everyone didn't expect that this little old man was also Enid's diehard fan. Even if his head was held by the muzzle of a gun, he would not forget to shrink in the corner, clinging to the only remaining album in stock, and crying loudly.

Bain's head hurt from howling, he immediately slapped the old man unconscious, snatched the album and dropped the money before leaving.

As for the reason why he didn't kill him...

Aren't these all fans of little angels, no matter what, they can't kill them, can they?

However, the Arkham crowd, who only grabbed one album, still expressed great dissatisfaction.

Everyone wants to have an album, but unfortunately there is only one.

Therefore, the ownership of this album once again caused infighting.

Harry jumped out: "No, this is the idea that my dear Ivy came up with, and she is entitled to it!"

Bain snorted coldly: "I grabbed it."

Others also stood up without lagging behind, with various reasons for snatching the album. For a while, the smell of gunpowder gradually became stronger.

Seeing that a fight was about to start, the Penguin who had been silent for a long time suddenly said, "If it's really impossible, let's go and rob someone who has two hundred little angel albums."

As soon as the words came out, the others glared fiercely: "Who?!"

SHXT!Dozens of them only grabbed one album, why are there still two hundred albums alone? !

unfair!

"Tony Stark."

The captain of the boomerang, who was staring at the rich man, heard this familiar name, and immediately shook his hand in surprise: "It turns out that he is the second generation ancestor of Huahua, let's go! Rob the album!"

At the same time, Stark, who was shaking his head and listening to music in his villa, suddenly felt his nose itchy. The next second, a loud sneezing sound shook the chandelier above his head a few times.

Stark shook his head: "Hey, which beauty misses me again?"

As everyone knows, a group of lunatics who robbed the album are rushing towards his residence.

Of course, this group of people did not forget to play the new album of little angels in the car while they were robbing.

After the three songs were finished, Penguin and the others could not think of any other adjectives other than descriptions such as "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, this is too tm nice"

Even Harley and Joker couldn't help but despise this group of "uneducated" people: "Can your vocabulary be... richer?"

Killer Crocodile scratched its bumpy head and smiled foolishly.

Captain Boomerang didn't care, "Anyway, I haven't been to school. If it's really not possible, let me... look it up in the dictionary?"

And just as everyone in Arkham was on the way to rob Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne also took Afu and hurried to Los Angeles.

"You'll be fine."

Seeing Enid's unscathed appearance, Bruce was finally relieved.

Enid didn't understand: "What's wrong?"

Ah Fu patiently explained: "The Joker group suddenly disappeared in Gotham, and they couldn't find their shadows. The master and I were worried that they were looking for you. After all, your current itinerary is too easy to find on the Internet."

Enid was taken aback: "But I haven't met them yet."

Bruce frowned: "You can't slack off."

After a while, Bruce added: "I've been staying near you recently. I can come here in time if anything happens."

It's just that Bruce stayed in Los Angeles for a whole week, but he still didn't see Joker and the others who were at large.

On the night Bruce was about to return to Gotham, things miraculously took a major turn.

When the camera turns back, when the group of people from Arkham arrived at Stark's villa, Stark happened to be away, and the plan to make Ivy and Harry seduce Stark didn't have to be done in an instant.

A group of lunatics immediately turned his villa upside down without hesitation, turned over more than 100 albums, and after snatching them all, they happily drove to Los Angeles to continue with the next step of the plan.

It's just that they had calculated thousands of times, but they didn't realize that Batman himself was squatting at their destination.

#Open the door and find a bunch of wanted criminals gathered at the door. How does it feel? #

Enid heard a knock on the door, and when she opened it, she saw a simple van that looked like Wuling Hongguang blocking the door.

Before she could speak, the next moment, she watched [-] or [-] strange-looking guys with a bunch of weapons squeeze out of the American version of "Wuling Hongguang".

Enid was dumbfounded: How did this little broken car squeeze so many people? !Is it too unscientific? !

If it weren't for the sharp-eyed discovery that the group of people were holding her album in their hands, Enid would have staged a scene of closing the door and blowing up pornography on the spot.

As for this rhubarb...it's not a dog, but the orange cat she picked up when she participated in the America's Got Talent.

Originally, Enid was going to be called Xiao Huang, but it didn't take long before it seemed to be inflated, and its size can now be compared to a small bulldog. More importantly, it is fat and fat, and its skills... There are really not many cats.

The Arkham tour group didn't have any other ideas at all. Because they got stuck in the traffic jam of the little angel, they were so excited that they ran straight out of the car, trying to get the autograph of the idol or something.

It was also at this time that Enid remembered that this group of people were exactly the gangsters who had been imprisoned in Arkham before.

However, without waiting for Enid to take action, the group of people in front of them staged a scene of internal strife - just to be able to get Enid's signature first.

"Little angel! I'm your fan! Please sign!"

"Me, me, me, too!"

"Go away, I came first!"

"Heh, if I hadn't saved you, you bastards would still show up here to grab autographs from me?!"

"Keke, don't say much, let's make a decision directly!"

So, before Enid could make a sound, she saw this group of suspected "black fans" performing martial arts on the spot.

Enid blinked blankly: You guys from Arkham seem to have quite distinctive personalities...?

The sound of dozens of people fighting at the door naturally drew Bruce out without exception.

When they saw the Joker and the others they were expecting from the surveillance, Bruce and Jason put on their equipment without hesitation, blended into the night, and flew to the door silently.

So, the tour group that managed to escape from Arkham was captured by Batman again.

Most of the Arkham groupies were still at a loss until they were thrown into the prison and sang tears behind bars.

—why does the damned black old bat know they're here? !Isn't this scientific? !

Of course, what made them even more heartbroken was that not only did they not get the little angel's autograph, but even the album they managed to grab was confiscated!

Arkham Groupies: ...Spicy Batman!Stop others from chasing stars, and the sky will be struck by lightning!

New York, Stark Building.

"Sir, there is one thing, I think you must know, although you may not want to..."

After Stark finally came out of the laboratory, he found that Butler Jarvis suddenly became hesitant.

This experiment was a success, and Stark was in a great mood.

He casually took a bottle of Happy Fat House Water from the table: "It's okay, tell me, I'm not so fragile yet."

"The villa you used to live in was robbed by the wanted criminals in Arkham, but fortunately they only robbed the album you put there, and didn't touch other contracts in your safe..."

"puff--"

Before Jarvis finished speaking, Stark sprayed out a mouthful of soda:? ? ?

What do you mean by just stealing the album?

That was a treasure that he managed to grab!

Stark crushed the soda can in his hand expressionlessly, feeling two hundred yards...unhappy.

I kill Arkham!

"...Jarvis, prepare me mentally, how many albums did they steal?"

The author has something to say: I only have [-] words to update today, I’m sorry_(:з」∠)_ To strive for [-] words tomorrow...