The villain sent me to debut in C position [Comprehensive British and American]

As a die-hard fan of little angels, after hearing the news, Joker said he couldn't bear it.

And the consequence of his unhappiness is to reveal this news to the two female inmates next door to him.

Those two were furious.

...Women in a rage are not easy to mess with.

Joker, who had a deep understanding, stroked his pointed chin, his eyes gleaming.

So, when a prison guard continued to deliver meals, Halle took the lead.

She leaned on the fence with a smile on her face: "Little brother, I have something to tell you!"

The guard, however, ignored her.

Seeing that the move was not going to work, Harry didn't worry, but continued to increase the weight.

"I want to report the bastard next door who forgives green! Are you really not listening?"

The prison guard was stunned, and just about to say that he didn't care about it, the next moment, Harry shot him.

Taking advantage of his daze, Harley quickly stretched out her hands, hugged the opponent's head, and slammed into the iron fence, knocking him unconscious.

Seeing this, Ivy next door also stretched out her hand, took out a pistol from this person, and once again shattered the ability suppressor on her body.

And such a big commotion on their side really alarmed the other police officers in Gotham.

It's a pity that Ivy, who got rid of the ability suppressor at the moment, can be said to be unstoppable.

God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha.

A large area of ​​green plants broke through the cage of the concrete floor, and turned into a lethal weapon in a blink of an eye.

Harley looked left and right, and felt that she had nothing to do with herself, so she sat on the floor of the prison and applauded her best friend.

"Ivy, come on! My dear, you are the best!"

Hearing Harley's cheering sound at first, Ivy almost didn't hold back the expression on her face, and was almost hit by the green plants she commanded.

"Harry, shut up!"

Harry looked at the big mouth of the piranha, which was close at hand, and swallowed hard.

Facing this kind of threat, Harley made a "sensible" movement of zipping in front of her mouth: "...Okay, okay, I shut up!"

After all, after she angered Ivy, she was swallowed by her piranha, and she didn't know what the piranha ate to grow up. The smell in that big mouth was so bad that she passed out directly.

Harry really didn't want to experience the feeling of being swallowed by this stinky mouth again.

When Gordon heard the sound, he immediately jumped up from his seat, took out the pistol in his waist, and rushed out vigilantly.

It's a pity that the three of Harley had already fled out at this moment, leaving only the ruins all over the ground and the unconscious policemen.

But Gordon searched around, and accidentally saw a note left by Harry with lipstick——

[Honey, we are going to do a big event!Don’t worry about us, we’ll come back when we’re done~]

Da your head!

Just as Gordon was about to get angry, he remembered the "big thing" the other party said, and an ominous premonition quickly flashed in his heart.

What do these three bastards want to do? !

Unfortunately, no one knows the answer except the three of Harry.

Gordon, who knew nothing about it, guessed all kinds of possibilities in his mind, and the corners of his mouth were blistered and angry, and finally turned on the bat light.

Bruce was preparing to go to Los Angeles to attend his daughter Enid's upcoming performance in Las Vegas in person, only to see the familiar bat lights lit up in the Gotham night sky.

That means he has something to do again!

FXXXXK!Why are these bastards looking for trouble for him again? !Can't you stop for a while? !

Bruce had a rare swear word, but he had no choice but to call Enid and apologize to her.

Then, Bruce Wayne changed into Batman's uniform and rushed towards the bat light with a murderous look.

Enid finally finished the interview and left the private room, but was surprised to see Jason waiting at the door with a lollipop in his mouth.

"How did you come?"

As soon as he saw her come out, Jason quickly took the lollipop out of his mouth, his face a little awkward: "It's getting late."

Even if it's on the Avenue of Stars, even if it's not far from their villa, he's still worried about letting her go back so late alone.

Enid glanced at him: "You should know my force?"

Jason's eyes drifted a little: "...forgot."

Jason protested from the bottom of his heart. He really couldn't be blamed for this. Who made Enid look so obedient and delicate, as if she was easily bullied.

He scratched his hair again, and said confidently: "Well, no matter how powerful you are, you are still a girl after all! I am worried that there is something wrong with you?!"

Seeing this picture of him pretending to be tough like a paper tiger, Enid turned her head away, a little smile appeared in her eyes.

I didn't expect Jason to be so casual, so cute!

It's also a good thing that Jason can't read minds, and he doesn't know Enid's psychology at the moment, otherwise he might not want to fight Enid with red eyes right now.

"Of course there's nothing wrong with it. I still like it."

Just as Jason was about to say something, he felt his face being rubbed by Enid again. Immediately, his face flushed, "What are you doing? Let go! A man's face can't be pinched casually!"

Can't a man's face be pinched casually?

Enid couldn't hold it back in the end, she still made a "poof" sound, her hands kept moving, and she didn't forget to remind him: "Jason, you're just a boy, not a man."

"...Mmmmmmmmmm!"

Jason was so crushed by her hand that he couldn't even refute.

A few days after Enid finished her personal interview, her personal special issue physical magazine was published.

However, this time, NYLON did not put it directly on the market for sale, but sent the magazine directly based on the previous online pre-sale.

They did not inform readers this time, but privately printed a full-body poster of Enid, which was sandwiched in a small part of the magazine.

The fans who got the personal special issue couldn't wait to open the outer packaging, and were blinded by the hardcover magazine.

"Oh my god! Every picture of the little angel is so beautiful! It's totally worth collecting! It's super valuable!"

"I used to think that little angels are only suitable for that kind of princess dress style, but now I find that she can really hold any style."

"The only shortcoming of the little angel is that she is a little short, otherwise she can still be a model."

"Upstairs, shut up, our little angel is not called short, but petite and cute, loli style!"

But fans didn't have time to argue for long, and soon discovered the "sinister intentions" of NYLON magazine-those extra little angel posters.

Fans who didn't get the poster were dissatisfied.

"Wait, why didn't I?"

"I didn't either! Tell me, did you secretly print it yourself?!"

The fans who were chosen barely raised their hands and feet to prove their innocence.

"No, it's in the magazine. I thought you all had this surprise!"

As soon as this remark came out, the fans who didn't get the poster immediately gave a lemon.

"Ahhh, you guys with posters, please! Here! Me! Shut up! Mouth! Okay?!"

"If you have the ability to say it, if you have the ability, post the photo of the poster!"

"Seconded!"

The group of people who got the posters really showed off the photos of the posters, but after such a show, they soon discovered new problems.

"Wait a minute, why do you have different posters for each of you?"

"I suddenly had a bold guess. The posters in these people's hands wouldn't be... a complete set?"

"If that's the case, then NYLON is too... sinister!"

Kaila looked at these comments on the Internet with a smile, and felt sour.

This time, she came up with the idea of ​​splitting up the full set of posters and giving them to different fans!

Of course, as the proposer, she got a full set of little angel posters!

Thinking of this, Keira's inner villain couldn't help but put her hands on her hips and laugh wildly at the sky.

The next moment, netizens finally pointed their guns at NYLON Magazine.

"Tell me, how do you want to produce a full set of posters? I will give you all the money, okay? If you disagree, don't blame me for buying personal safety insurance for you."

"How can you imitate the vile Meda, and play this kind of appetite, maybe you want to go out and be covered with sacks?"

"Upstairs, they may really think so."

"I feel my hand is a little itchy, how about you?"

"No, I just want to send the blade to the person who came up with this plan."

Seeing these "threatening" comments, Keira began to tremble.

...She is just a child, why should she be so rude to her!cry chirp.jpg

At this moment, Tony Stark desperately shook the magazine he just got, but he didn't wait for the poster he wanted.

"Impossible! Why not?"

He turned the magazine from cover to cover in disbelief, but there was still no poster of the little angel.

When he saw the posters posted by the group of people on the Internet, he felt like he was about to wander in the ocean of lemons.

Why!Why so many people have it, but he doesn't!

He said a whole set of things, he didn't even have a single order!

This unscientific!

What's even more exasperating is that there are even posters of little angels in the special issue bought by Pepper and the housekeeper Jarvis!

It feels like everyone in the world has this poster, except him.

"Jarvis, can you give me your poster?" For the poster, Stark blinked his big honey-colored eyes at his old butler, trying to convince him with this trick.

After all, he had often used this trick to get donuts from Jarvis when he was a child.

Who knows, this time, Jarvis gave him an extremely cold reply——

"Sorry, sir, I'm also Miss Enid's fan."

Stark:? ? ? ! ! !

"Jarvis, you don't love me anymore! You're ruthless and ruthless!"

He didn't even want to give him a poster!

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However, Jarvis just smiled at him: "Sir, please believe me, except for this matter, I still love you very much for other things."

Ah!He didn't even want to give him a poster, and he said damn love!False, all false!

Stark turned his head angrily, and looked at his little secretary with those big seductive honey-colored eyes, full of expectation in his heart: "Pepper..."

Pepper gave him a complicated look, which made Stark's heart skip a beat, with a bad premonition.

Sure enough, the next moment——

Pepper: "So what, I'm sorry, Tony, I'm also a fan of Little Angel now, oh yes, I still have things to deal with, let's talk about it later..."

Before she finished speaking, she ran out of the office with the magazine in her arms, as if she was afraid that Stark would snatch her from her.

So, he should still buy this damn magazine!A certain non-chief krypton gold player who was repeatedly rejected held Enid's personal special issue and thought of it expressionlessly.

However, his heart was bleeding from pain.

…At the beginning, it was obvious that he took these two people to the little angel's concert, and promised not to chase stars, but in the end, these two people also became fans of little angel, and they were wary of him, unwilling to share with him poster.

Stark bitterly took a bite of the donut in his hand.

fraud!big liar!

Pepper and Jarvis are big liars!QAQ QAQ

Enid didn't know that her personal special issue was selling well, but the whole family, young and old, couldn't wait to share the good news with her.

Jason's small mouth chattered endlessly: "Enid! Your special issue is selling very well! It's just that the magazine is a bit wretched, and it actually took apart all your posters and gave them away. Putting it all together, I feel like I really want to kill the obsessive-compulsive disorder."

Enid did not expect such a set of tricks from the magazine society: "...Really?"

For the first time, there was no smile on Ah Fu's face: "Miss Enid, this is of course true."

After all, he was also the victim of the magazine's molestation.

Ah Fu originally wanted to support his lady and order this special issue, but the result was that the purchase was restricted and random □ Enid's personal poster.

He only bought one copy, and there is no poster in it!

This is not enough, especially after learning that his old friend Jarvis was very proud of getting a poster, the old butler was even more dissatisfied.

It felt like losing in front of an old friend.

Enid kissed him comfortingly: "Ah Fu, if you think so, I am in front of you every day, unlike others, who can't see me, but can only see the poster, not myself, what's more You won’t be kissing in bed, will you?”

Having said that, Ah Fu's mood improved instantly, and his face glowed again.

"Miss Enid, you are so right!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Enid to say anything, Ah Fu ran to the phone and dialed the number.

After a while of "beep beep", Jarvis' voice came.

"Alfred? What's the matter?"

A Fu glanced at Enid secretly, then cleared his throat, and said triumphantly: "Ahem, Jarvis, I just want to tell you that you just won a poster, but Miss Enid herself Face to face with me every day..."

Before Ah Fu finished showing off, he heard a familiar "beep beep" busy tone from the microphone, he was stunned for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth curled up.

Humph, let you show off!

"Jarvis, who were you talking to just now?"

Stark's curious voice came from behind.

Jarvis took a deep breath, calmed down his emotions, and then turned around calmly and said, "Well, it's just an old friend for many years."

Well, an old friend who is narrow-minded and fussy, didn't he just use a poster to hurt the other party before, and he got revenge so quickly.

However, Jarvis really had to admit this time, he was sour.

Surrounded by lemons, Jarvis glanced at his husband resentfully: "Sir, when will you settle down to start a family and have a daughter?"

As long as this daughter has a little angel, no, no, no, it's fine to be half or a third as cute as a little angel!

The old housekeeper felt like he was going to float when he thought of such a cute young lady surrounding him obediently calling "Jarvis" in a milky voice.

Stark, who never expected that he would be suddenly urged to marry, froze: "...Jarvis, what, I still have things to do, bye!"

If we continue talking, he always feels too dangerous!

Moreover, what a family!He's still young and hasn't had enough time!

Jarvis looked at Stark's back and sighed heavily.

My husband has always been unwilling to get married and have a daughter, and he can only covet the children of his old friend's family. Thinking about it makes him sad.

When Stark heard the sigh, the hair on the back of his neck stood up, and he ran away faster.

However, this time, NYLON let netizens from all walks of life spray it, and it didn't move, just killing it and not changing it.

At this time, the Mida crew also took the opportunity to release the time and place of Enid's performance in Las Vegas, and quickly drew the attention of netizens back from NYLON magazine.

"Fuck! The last performance of the little angel! Must go!"

"...Upstairs, why are you so worried, I was still having fun and performing just now, why don't you just shut up quietly?"

"Hey, some people, you have to learn to accept reality."

"Heh, it sounds so nice, do you accept it?"

"...No! Shut up!"

These wild fans of Enid pierced each other's hearts while relentlessly snapping up tickets to the performance.

After all, if this performance is not good, it will really be the last performance of the little angel before retiring.

Cobbot, the penguin who joined Joker, naturally also saw these heart-rending comments on the Internet, and the muscles on his face twitched violently.

He slapped the table suddenly: "Anyway, I absolutely don't accept the little angel's resignation!"

Harry rolled his eyes: "What do you need to say?"

Ivy looked around calmly, only to find that this time, the Penguin actually invited most of the dark forces in Gotham.

Even Killer Crocodile, Killer Frost, and Riddler?Even their standoffish roommate, Catwoman?

interesting.The corners of Ivy's mouth rose.

But how did this penguin manage to gather so many people?What does he want to do?

Penguin said with a sad face: "...I know, everyone here is a fan of little angels."

what what?What the hell?Fan of little angels?

Hearing Cobbot's words, Ivy blinked, unable to react for a while.

Joker and Harry also froze for a moment, their eyes turned around a group of old acquaintances in disbelief.

Harry couldn't hold back anymore: "Penguin, what are you talking about? What little angel?"

Killer Crocodile interrupted her: "Harry, you shut up first..." and listen to Penguin.

Before he finished speaking, a green vine directly entangled the killer crocodile.

Ivy smiled coldly: "You are the one who should shut up!"

Killer Frost was about to attack immediately, and other people also had opinions.

Faced with this noisy situation, the Penguin rubbed his brows wearily: "Stop it all! We are here today to discuss how to make little angel Enid debut, not for internal strife!"

"If anyone is fighting among themselves, don't blame me for expulsion from fan membership!"

As soon as these words came out, the others shut their mouths instantly, and sat back quickly, with their hands on their knees, and they were so cute.

Wait, wait a minute?They just went to jail for a while?Why does it feel like the whole world changes as soon as it comes out?Who will explain it? ? ?

The Joker trio was stunned, for the first time in their lives they didn't know what was going on in front of them.

Penguin cleared his throat: "Very well, it seems that everyone is a good boy."

His hawk-like sharp gaze sized everyone up: "Do you have any ideas on how to keep the little angel from retreating?"

At this moment, the Joker trio finally understood that this time the Penguin actually wanted to gather everyone to come up with a way to keep Enid from quitting.

However, this group of people are all fans of little angels?

The Joker trio looked around suspiciously, always feeling a little weird.

How did Penguin confirm that this group of people are fans of Little Angel?How did you turn them all into fans?

Here, no matter how you look at it, you find it intriguing?

Killer Frost was the first to blurt out: "Just tie her up and make her sign and agree to debut!"

As soon as these words came out, Killer Crocodile was startled instantly, and looked at her in disbelief: "My God, how can you be so cruel! The little angel is so cute, how can you do it!"

Others also agreed with Killer Crocodile's opinion: "That's right, the little angel is so delicate, it feels like it will break if you squeeze it lightly, and needs to be taken good care of. Bingshuang's method is too rough, it is not advisable."

Bingshuang folded her hands on her chest, upset: "Tsk, my technique is not good, so tell me what you can do?"

Death Archer touched his chin: "How about...we just pretend to kidnap her father? Let her save her father only by debuting?"

Harry just wanted to ridicule this stupid idea, but who knew that the others nodded in agreement.

Riddler: "Death shot, I didn't expect you to have a brain!"

Captain Boomerang: "That's a good idea. I've been annoyed by that Wayne for a long time. Tiantianbaomei is still so rich."

Catwoman: "That's a good idea!"

Joker trio: ? ? ?

Joker really can't stand the pig brains of this group of people at the moment: "Are your brains flooded? Can this kind of idea be said to be good? Even elementary school students' ideas are more reliable than yours."

The others were ridiculed, and naturally wanted to reply, but who knew that the Penguin waved his hand and stopped them.

Cobbot looked at Joker with an unclear expression: "Joker, do you have any thoughts?"

The clown's face was calm, but his eyes were filled with madness: "Of course there are."

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