The villain sent me to debut in C position [Comprehensive British and American]

"How did you find out, Enid? And when did you find out?"

Unexpectedly, Enid knew the identity of Bruce Wayne earlier than himself, which made Jason feel that the curiosity in his body was almost overflowing at this moment.

But when Enid and Jason were chatting happily, no one noticed that a small red dot on the bedside suddenly lit up.

Bruce Wayne, who was behind the monitor, heard the conversation between Enid and Jason, was startled, and then frowned.

Listening to what Enid said, it is obvious that his identity was exposed so early?But what went wrong? !

At this moment, Alfred walked to Bruce with a coffee in his hand: "Sir, you want coffee."

At the same time, Enid's clear answer came from the loudspeaker.

"Does this still need to be discovered? I knew it when I saw it for the first time at the Gotham Police Department."

"Oh my god, so early?!" Jason couldn't help exclaiming, "Then how did you find out?"

Not only Jason was curious about this question, but even Bruce Wayne behind the monitor couldn't help but sit up straight and prick up his ears.

Enid lay on the bed, pulled the quilt up to her chin, and said in a daze, "Ah? This is too simple, the taste, shape, and height are all exactly the same as the cat-eared man who caught us the day before."

Jason's head was full of confusion, after all, he really didn't notice the similarities and differences.

He sniffled, with a blank expression on his face: "Smell? I didn't smell it!"

Before he finished speaking, Enid despised him: "Little fool, think about my race."

However, at this moment, Bruce Wayne could no longer listen to the conversation between the two, and even wanted to explode.

He stared heavily at Enid's small face on the monitor, his teeth itching with hatred: The cat-eared man? !Enid actually called him a man with cat ears? !He's obviously Batman!

He said dissatisfiedly: "Ah Fu, the hair on my head is obviously..."

"Signal receiver, I know, master." A Fu directly grabbed Bruce's words, but it made him feel even more uncomfortable.

Bruce snorted coldly in his heart, decided to change the subject, and asked another doubt in his heart: "Ah Fu, what do you think of my disguise? It's really so..." Is it bad?

Ah Fu's expression remained unchanged, and he still had that cheerful look: "Master, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Bruce's heart skipped a beat, and he always felt that he might not want to hear the next words.

However, the "kind-hearted" old butler, Ah Fu, was not going to give him a chance to repent, but said directly: "If you are telling lies, sir, if you need it, I can give you a compliment for three days and three nights without rest." of."

"But to be honest, I always feel that your self-confidence is too much hit, sir."

"But with all due respect, the eyes of everyone in Gotham may not be very good. You have so many flaws in your body, but you have never been found out that you are Batman. This incident can be called one of the ten miracles of Gotham. "

"However, I think Miss Enid has really good eyesight, and she can see through your dual identities, master, at a glance. This is really not easy."

"Especially in today's society where people with poor vision make up the majority."

Bruce Wayne feels like vomiting blood now: Knowing that it will hurt my self-confidence, why do I still say it? !I'm cute, you shut up and be human, okay, Fu? !

However, what he didn't know was that his good housekeeper Ah Fu still had a lot to complain about.

For example, the two cousins ​​of Superman and Supergirl in Metropolis next door.

Ah Fu lowered his head and straightened his sleeves, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: I don’t know if it’s because the people of Krypton are just genetically stupid, thinking that they can successfully pretend to enter ordinary human society by wearing a pair of glasses?

However, the more important thing is... in those two places, everyone was collectively blind.

"It's really weird." Ah Fu still couldn't help muttering in a low voice.

"Afu? What are you talking about?" Bruce keenly caught Afu's complaints and looked up at him.

Alfred changed the subject nonchalantly and said, "It's nothing, master. By the way, master, I have one more thing to tell you."

Bruce squinted: "...what?"

"Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to install a surveillance camera in a cute little girl's bedroom?"

Facing the old butler's veiled accusations, Bruce Wayne chose to pretend not to hear.

Bruce: I'm sorry, it's windy and sandy today, can't hear can't hear can't hear!

Seeing this, Ah Fu naturally understood Bruce's inner thoughts, and he could only sigh frankly: Forget it, what else can I do with the master I raised besides pampering him?

Just after Enid peeled off the skin on Bruce Wayne without hesitation, Jason suddenly remembered another important thing——

"Enid, since you knew Bruce's other identity so early, why didn't you tell me?"

When talking about this matter, Jason still complained: "You clearly know that I am his fan!"

Enid struggled to open one eye: "Huh? Didn't I tell you?"

Jason: "Of course not!"

"Well, then you know now, well, I'm going to continue sleeping." Enid waved her hand, turned over, and was about to fall asleep again.

Seeing that she was about to fall asleep again, Jason jumped up immediately: "...Hello? Wait, I still have something important to tell you!"

Enid closed her eyes, her voice fluttered: "What else can I do? Like becoming Robin?"

Jason's eyes widened: "...you, you, how do you know again?!"

However, this time, Enid let out a slight cry.

Jason stared at Enid, who had fallen asleep again, for a long time, before muttering: "...I promised to practice singing today, big lie..."

But after all, Jason still tucked the quilt up for her, and then left the room in a hurry.

When I woke up again, it was already high in the sun.

Enid hugged the quilt for a long time before reluctantly leaving the warm bed.

And when she went downstairs to the living room, Bruce and Jason had long since disappeared, only Alfred the butler was still busy in the kitchen.

"Miss Enid, would you like to try my special cookies?" Seeing Enid going downstairs, Ah Fu poked his head out of the kitchen with a smile.

Seeing the cookies, Enid's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help nodding: "Okay, okay!"

Even though she was dressed as a mermaid, Enid's love for sweets remained unchanged.

After happily enjoying a meal of Ah Fu's cookies, Enid wiped the corners of her mouth and asked Ah Fu, the housekeeper who is comparable to "Bai Xiaosheng": "Ah Fu, where is there a professional singing practice in Gotham?" room?"

Hearing the question, Ah Fu was startled, and then patted himself on the head: "Oh, I forgot to install a karaoke room at home."

Enid opened her mouth and was about to stop it: "Wait, Ah Fu, I'm not this..." meaning.

However, the housekeeper, Afu, was even faster: "Miss Enid, don't worry, I'll call someone to install it right away, and it will probably be ready to use at night."

So, Enid didn't finish a sentence, she just watched Ah Fu arrange everything neatly.

Enid: ...Shocked!

The decoration team came too fast, and there were too many people, and in an instant, Enid, who was a little idle for a while, was pushed out of the house.

Finding that it seemed useless for her to stay here, Enid, who had nothing to do, chose to go out for a walk.

Speaking of which, she has been in Gotham for so long, and her activity center is fixed in Crime Alley and Wayne Manor most of the time.

What?You said there are Wayne Hotel and Copperpot Hotel?

Enid showed a frank smile: Obviously, she only visited the back kitchen in these two places!It doesn’t count if you haven’t visited the entire hotel!

"Come here! Catch the thief!"

Jennifer Aniston only felt that she had underestimated the safety of Gotham before. She had just arrived in Gotham, and before she could settle down, Gotham gave her a big gift package for a newcomer — she was wiped out by a passing car party. In one go, he snatched the bag from him.

If it wasn't for her important documents and documents in the bag, Aniston would not have taken that bag seriously.

But now, with her high heels in her hand, she chased and shouted at the speeding party for a long time, but no one helped her.

Aniston's heart was about to kneel to this indifferent Gotham.

Just when she was desperate, she watched helplessly as the biker who was about to disappear in front of her seemed to be hit by something, and suddenly flew out of the motorcycle, fell hard to the ground, and fell directly with blood on her mouth. .

The next moment, a little girl rushed up from behind, stepped on the two of them, and took her bag back.

"Beautiful lady, is this your bag?"

"Hey!" Facing this sudden reversal, Aniston held two high-heeled shoes in his hands, and was dumbfounded, not knowing how to react for a while.

Enid blinked, and just when she thought that the young lady was frightened out of her wits, the young lady suddenly threw away the high heels in her hand and held her hands tightly, her blue eyes were moist, as if falling In a moment the water will flow.

"It's my bag! Thank you, little sister!" Aniston was so touched that she was on the verge of tears after recovering her important bag.

If it weren't for the beautiful little sister in front of her, she might have suffered a heavy loss this time. After all, the documents in her bag are not only her own documents, but also...a script that she values ​​very much.

Enid asked her casually, "Miss, is this your first time in Gotham?"

Aniston's eyes widened in disbelief: "Huh? How do you know?"

Enid shrugged: "Every outsider who first arrived in Gotham will experience this kind of thing. You are no exception."

The author has something to say: It should be updated every other day until the √28th is completed?Or one and a half chapters (?) Wait for the list to be updated after the list

Wikipedia: Jennifer Aniston, starring in Friends, Brad Pitt's ex-wife, was married by Angelina Jolie