The villain sent me to debut in C position [Comprehensive British and American]

Late at night, in a manor somewhere in Gotham.

"Master, it has been more than a month since Master Dick ran away from home." The gray-haired old man reported to the man in the house who took off his armor.

"Hmm." The man known as the master had serious brows, as if he didn't care about the news from the housekeeper.

He rubbed the space between his brows, and suddenly said, "Alfred, I met two good seedlings tonight."

The butler named Alfred jumped in his heart: "Master, Master Dick will be even angrier if he knows what you mean..."

The man stood at the window, looking at the dark scenery outside, but said nothing.

"Hey, hey, is there anyone? Come here!"

In the torture room, Jason rattled the shackles on his hands, trying to attract the attention of outsiders.

Speaking of which, Jason and Enid were also unlucky.

Yesterday, I managed to escape from Batman's claws. Today, when I was stealing dried fish from the Copperpot Hotel, I was personally caught by Chief Gordon who was eating in the hotel, and the two were brought back to GCPD (Gotham Police Department). ) of the torture chamber.

Now, the two are handcuffed in this small torture room, unable to leave.

And after Director Gordon sent the two in, he never came in again, as if he had forgotten the two, and no one else came in.

"Jason, stop shouting, even if you shout out your throat, no one will pay attention to both of us, just wait slowly."

Jason raised his face stubbornly: "No! I don't believe it!"

Jason didn't believe it, and it was impossible for Enid to force him to believe it. She just lazily put her chin on the table, her eyes were distracted, and her hands were quietly pinching the shackles.

There were two "clicks", and Enid broke the shackles under Jason's staring eyes.

Jason's eyes widened: "Wait, why did I never know Enid that you are so strong..."

Before he finished speaking, Enid rolled his eyes at him: "Jason, our little fairies have always been weak and weak, take back the description of being strong."

Hearing this frenzied answer, Jason was speechless for a moment: ... Enid, do you dare to touch your conscience and say this again? !

Jason opened his mouth, just about to reply, but found that Enid sat up straight for a second, put her knees together, put her hands back into the shackles, and the word "behaved" was written all over her tender face.

He was wondering, but he saw the door of the torture room was suddenly opened, and Director Gordon, who grabbed them both, walked in with another man in a neat suit.

Enid couldn't help sniffing her nose as the two entered.

It's strange, the smell of the man brought by Director Gordon...why is it exactly the same smell as the cat-eared man last night, bah, it's Batman?

"Bruce Wayne?!" Jason looked at the person next to Director Gordon, and then turned to look at Director Gordon with a smile on his face, feeling even more bewildered.

What is this operation?Gotham's richest man and the Gotham police chief come to visit the orphan thief?

The richest man in Gotham didn't know what the two of them were thinking, but looked at the two children in front of him, one well-behaved and the other irritable, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Jason Todd! Enid!" Commissioner Gordon called out their names: "You should know this one, Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham."

"He is also the one who is going to adopt you two." Bruce Wayne also followed Gordon's words and interjected.

"Puff-"

Jason struggled to get up from the ground, grinning his teeth and let out a duck call: "Karma?"

Enid was also shocked by this big accident for a long time.

real or fake?The richest man in Gotham wants to adopt them?Is there really a pie in the sky?

"Little guys, don't get excited." Bruce ●Professional□□□□□□□□□□□ Man ● Wayne reached out his big hand, and touched the two furry little heads under the astonished eyes of the two.

"Didn't you hear me just now? Then let me say it again, I am going to adopt you two and become your guardians."

"Enid, squeeze me quickly, I always feel like I'm still dreaming..."

"Aw—why are you so pissed!"

Jason Todd clutched his red cheeks, his eyes were watery.

Enid didn't bother to pay attention to him, resting her chin on her hands, staring straight at the luxurious decoration in Wayne Manor.

"Hey, Enid, what are you thinking?" Noticing Enid's distraction, Jason stretched out his hand in front of her eyes and shook in dissatisfaction.

Enid smacked her lips: "I'm just thinking that I will finally be able to answer questions like becoming rich overnight or what it feels like to be lucky..."

Jason scratched his head blankly: ...? ? ?

"Ah—probably... getting rich overnight or something, it really feels like an ancient Marysu!"

In a fit of excitement, Enid's tail flicked out uncontrollably, and it slammed onto Jason's face with a "snap".

"Ah, sorry, sorry!"

Seeing that Jason was accidentally injured, Enid wanted to jump over to touch him, but with too much force, she threw herself on Jason, successfully bringing the back of his head into intimate contact with the floor and making a loud noise.

Enid stood up in embarrassment and hurriedly apologized.

This time, however, after Jason got up, he jumped vigilantly to the other side of the room, refusing to approach Enid.

Jason covered his face and the back of his head, crying: Why is he the one who gets hurt every time? !

Enid didn't know if she was a crow's mouth, so she woke up and went out for a walk with Jason.

Before the two of them returned to the manor, they were suddenly told that her and Jason's guardian, Gotham's richest man, Mr. Wayne, suddenly went berserk and burned the whole manor down, suspected to be due to the bankruptcy of the Wayne Group.

"No! I don't believe it!" Enid covered her ears, refusing to hear the news.

She had only been adopted by Wayne for a few hours, how did she go bankrupt!

Jason patted her on the shoulder: "Enid, accept this reality, the Gotham Daily has published photos."

In the next second, the picture of Wayne Manor being burned flat in the newspaper appeared in front of Enid's eyes, and the speculations of all parties were "intimately" matched under the picture.

But 90.00% of the nine people concluded that it was Wayne's bankruptcy that caused him to burn Wayne Manor.

For a moment, Enid's hand holding the newspaper trembled slightly.

Want to know, what does it feel like to suddenly go bankrupt after getting rich overnight?

Enid freaks out: How the hell it feels, I just want to be quiet right now!

Obviously one second she was still dreaming of being the CEO and marrying Bai Fumei, and the next second she was forced to accept the skinny reality of her guardian's bankruptcy.

After calming down, Enid shook her head, and solemnly summed up an eternal truth to Jason: "Sure enough, people, you can't always think about getting rich overnight, the money you earn is the only reliable one. "

"Jason, let's go!"

Jason responded, but was puzzled: "Ang? Where are you going?"

Enid said seriously: "Of course it is to find a job that can make money. After all, now I have to support you and a father, oh, and the housekeeper grandpa!"

At this moment, a gust of wind blew, and a poster rolled up from nowhere, "slapped" onto Enid's face.

Enid tore off the shabby poster stuck to her face, and was about to throw it into the trash can, but she was attracted by the promotional content on it——

NBC has launched a new talent show - America's Got Talent (America's Got Talent), which will give talents from all over the United States the opportunity to participate, and those who reach the finals and win the championship will be able to win millions of rewards .

Words like NBC, America's Got Talent, All-American, and Million Dollar Bounty all stimulated Enid's nerves.

Enid suddenly became so excited that her voice changed: "Hurry up, Jason Jason, we don't need to look for other jobs!"

As she said that, she handed him the poster in her hand: "This is 100 million dollars! The final champion can get all of these!"

Seeing the amount of the huge bounty, Jason, who had just learned of the bankruptcy of the guardian, couldn't help swallowing.

However, he also rarely asked a crucial question: "But Enid, are you sure you will be able to win the championship?"

Enid snapped her fingers and patted her flat chest confidently: "I'll go out, that's a must!"

Jason looked at her who was overconfident, as if he suddenly remembered something, with an unspeakable expression on his face: "So, Enid, what talent are you going to perform? Face brake? Or change mermaid tail?"

Hearing this, Enid was not happy.

She put her hands on her hips and stared at him angrily: "Am I so incompetent in your eyes?"

Jason shook his head knowingly: "No, no, no, you are still very strong, maybe you can act like Popeye eating spinach?"

As for the consequences of Jason's move?It was nothing more than being chased and beaten for a few blocks by Enid.

Tired from the fight, Enid sat slumped on a bench in the street, leaning shoulder to shoulder with Jason: "Forget it, I don't bother to talk to you, we have to sign up quickly, after all, it says on the poster that the deadline for registration is tomorrow." .”

"Then hurry up and sign up!" Jason quickly jumped up, dragged Enid and ran to Copperpot Hotel, the registration place set up by NBC in Gotham.

Probably because of the incentive of high bonuses, the registration site for this new program can be described as a sea of ​​people.

Of course, there are also many fish in troubled waters.Enid sneaked a few glances, only to find that many people actually filled in all sorts of weird things in the specialty item.

Things like walking backwards, sneezing rhythmically, drinking a bucket of mineral water in one breath, etc., all these things came out.

Enid looked at the black thread on the side: These people are simply foreign versions of boulders in their chests...

It was already evening when the two finished their registration and returned to Wayne Manor.

At this moment, there is only a piece of black and scorched earth left in Wayne Manor.

Even with mental preparation, Enid couldn't help being shocked.

The author has something to say: Thank you for the little cute irrigation~ Meme~

读者“栖霞之芜”,灌溉营养液+12019-03-1210:15:06