Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised at first that the little yellow fox could talk and knew him.However, when he thought that even knives can become spirits in this pill, there is nothing surprising about foxes becoming spirits, so he invited the little fox in and asked patiently, "What's wrong?"

However, the little fox said that Osamu Dazai was a devil, and Chuya Nakahara agreed with it 100%.Unexpectedly, he was not the only one, even the fox suffered from it.

The little yellow fox called himself Foxosuke, and was one of the tens of thousands of subordinates under the Government of Time.Fox Nosuke has had a dream since he was a child, to get promoted and get rich and marry... Bah, in short, it has a lofty ambition that is different from other foxes, so it began to pay close attention to talented humans in various parallel worlds a long time ago, hoping to They can retrieve the souls of people after they die and sign a contract with them.

Each god judge will be assigned a Honmaru, and each Honomaru will be bound to a Fox Nosuke, who will be responsible for guiding the novice god judges to adapt them to the work of the god judges until they pass the novice period.During this period, unless the judge made a serious mistake, or the government of the time was temporarily transferred, Foxnosuke will continue to work for this Honmaru to the end.

Because of this, the selection of candidates for the judge of the gods is extremely important, after all, it is related to one's promotion and fortune.If the god judge does a good job, Foxnosuke can also ascend to heaven with chickens and dogs, but if he makes a mistake, Foxnosuke will also be punished.

Therefore, Foxnosuke is extremely cautious when observing human beings in this world, and does not consider those with mediocre talents or ordinary abilities.

However, the remaining human candidates who meet the standards in Foxnosuke's heart have not yet reached the end of their lives, and they will not even be able to expect them to die until many years later. During this period, Foxnosuke is equivalent to being unemployed. Suspicion about it eating plain rice will also be ridiculed by other fellow foxes.

It is impossible to create a man-made car accident to cause those human candidates who should not be fulfilled to die early, so Foxnosuke can only continue to look for candidates who meet its standards in various parallel worlds while keeping an eye on those candidates.

As a result, the sky paid off, and in a certain parallel world, he really found a suitable candidate for him.

That celebrity category is suitable, it is simply super suitable, it is simply Fox's dream lover.With that perfect face and outstanding abilities, as long as he can sign a contract with the Government of Time to become a God Judge, then it will naturally be close to getting promoted and making a fortune as a referrer!

The most important thing is - Honosuke saw the thick black air lingering around that human being.

Black air represents death air, and the thicker the black air, it means that this human being is not far from death.

So Honosuke cheered up, squatting on that human being every day, until one day he finally jumped off that tall building as he wished.

At the moment that human died, Foxnosuke hurriedly hooked his soul back.The opportunity is too late to come again, Foxnosuke has endured the ridicule of his fellow foxes for so many years, just wait for it to persuade that human being to sign a contract to become a god judge, and see how it laughs back!

That human named Osamu Dazai is really not a good character, neither money nor power can attract him.But it doesn't matter, the government of time exists in the gap between independent time and space, so it can naturally know some news that humans can't know. Using this as an excuse, Foxosuke successfully got Osamu Dazai to sign a contract with the government of time and officially became a trial judge. God, and Fox's help also became his binder.

Hearing this, Nakahara looked at Foxnosuke with a trace of pity in his eyes, and even touched its furry head and tail caringly.

"Dare to set Osamu Dazai, do you think you didn't live long enough?"

Osamu Dazai has always been a person who will take revenge, and never suffers from secret losses.If you suffer a loss on the surface, you will definitely retaliate back doubled behind your back.Don't you see that the hostile organization of the port mafia that provoked Dazai's rule in those years disappeared completely without a trace.

But Foxnosuke, after all, is just a little fox, so naturally how could he understand the twists and turns of human beings.

"I really didn't know woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !!!” Foxnosuke began to cry and threw himself into Nakahara Chuya's arms.

So Nakahara took out the way he used to comfort Xiaoyu, and stroked Honosuke's soft fur, especially its big tail, which made people want to lick it.

Zhong Yuanzhong has never told others that he is actually an invisible plush fan. Every day, he must hold the family's Boqi Xiaoyu and brush his fur. He is even responsible for bathing and blowing the pet's fur.Fortunately, both the cat and the dog are well-behaved, and they never struggle violently when encountering water, leaving scratches all over their owners.

Occasionally, when Dazai Osamu asked him to be coquettish and asked for a hug, Nakahara Nakaya would swear a few words, but he would also pat his soft and fluffy hair.So when Honosuke rushed over, Nakahara didn't dodge the first time, but took advantage of the situation to catch it.

After all, it is the fox in charge of Osamu Dazai's Honmaru, and Osamu Dazai will keep it in the Honmaru, which means that it is not actually a threatening creature.

Moreover, Zhongyuan Zhong had never personally touched a creature like a fox, and his curiosity was also a factor.

Foxnosuke knew his own advantages, so he continued to complain while enjoying the hair-raising service with peace of mind.

After becoming a god judge, Osamu Dazai, like other novice god judges, went through the process of forging knives, making sword equipment, going out into battle, hand entry, and expedition.The first sword that came to Honmaru was California Kiyomitsu. He can be said to have witnessed the whole process of Dazai Osamu from a novice judge to becoming the leader of the Toki Government step by step.

"However, that His Excellency from California works in the Tokashi Government, so he usually doesn't come to Honmaru if there is nothing to do."

"I met him once before...the aura he gave me was indeed unusual," Nakahara Nakaya said.

But that was a year ago, and the California Kiyomitsu Association came forward to warn Tsurumaru Kuninaga at the order of the master, and they didn't speak to Nakahara Chuya a few times at all.

However, within a few months, Osamu Dazai gradually adapted to the life of Honmaru, and was even appreciated for his outstanding ability, and even Honosuke's authority was raised a few levels.

Foxnosuke was excited in his heart, this is a treasure he picked up!Let those fellow foxes laugh at it, and from now on it can also look at those colleagues with pride!

The turning point of things happened one morning.

Osamu Dazai asked it that day, when will he be able to finish the screen that he failed to finish last time.Foxnosuke recalled it, it seems that in order to persuade others to sign the contract, it played a follow-up video for Dazai Osamu, and deliberately got stuck at the climax moment, that is, the Nakahara also turned on the dirty and then cut the wire.

Now that people have asked about it, Honosuke directly showed the whole picture of the video to others.After the video came to an end, Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, and nothing could be reflected in his ethereal eyes.Foxnosuke was taken aback by Osamu Dazai's appearance, and was about to carefully ask if he was okay, but the other party turned his eyes and asked him a question directly.

"Will he be reincarnated?"

"This... I don't know, I'm telling you the truth. In fact, the government of time also tried to find the soul of Mr. Zhongyuan later. After all, he is very powerful. If he can be used by the government of time, it will be a big challenge. But unfortunately, no matter how hard we search, we can't find any trace of his soul." Fox Noosuke replied dutifully.

"Really." Osamu Dazai turned his head back, as if he had thought of something, the corners of his lips slowly curled up, but the eyes were dark and gloomy, "It's really cruel... "Huangba spit" . "

The body was wiped out, and even the soul was gone.

It was as if he wanted to cut off all his thoughts.

As a result, the next day, Osamu Dazai appeared in front of Foxnosuke with his usual expression, and greeted him with a smile, like two people who were gloomy and indifferent yesterday.

The naive Foxnosuke thought that people didn't take what happened yesterday to heart, so when Osamu Dazai proposed to contact the relevant personnel of the Toki Government, Honosuke changed his mind to think that Dazai would be promoted if he was selected by the Toki Government If it is, it can follow the chickens and dogs to ascend to the sky, which is completely beneficial and harmless, so instead of obstructing them, it happily connects them and creates opportunities for communication.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai successfully won the appreciation of the government of time with his brains and eloquence, so he was recruited in logically, and officially became a member of the government of time, and the starting point of the official position is not low.Foxnosuke enjoys the envy and jealousy of fellow foxes while being promoted. Look, this is the importance of vision in selecting candidates.

As a result, with the passage of time, Osamu Dazai rose step by step until he became the second-in-command after the head of the time government. He began to gradually gather the forces of various departments until he emptied the power of the original head of the time government.

Then one day, the former head of the Toki Government mysteriously disappeared, and the second-in-command Osamu Dazai logically took over the position of the head of the Toki Government.

It was also on that day that Foxnosuke was shocked and realized that he had been deceived by others for a long time, and that all Dazai Osamu's previous performances were just illusions made by him.

—— Osamu Dazai, in fact, he never cared about them. His real purpose is to usurp the position of the leader of the Government of Time, so he has been pretending to be a pig for many years, until he can kill with one blow. That bloody fang.

After realizing what kind of demon he had picked up who killed people without spitting out his bones, Foxosuke broke out in a cold sweat. It was only then that he remembered that when Osamu Dazai was still alive, he was a black hand with countless blood on his hands. party leader.

It's just that it was dazzled by the newly discovered candidate for a god-inspector with excellent qualifications. It only hurriedly checked his interpersonal relationship so that it could be used as a handle, and he couldn't wait to fish out his soul, and Osamu Dazai was there. After that, he behaved very normally again, so Foxnosuke thought that he had already washed his hands and was willing to be a diligent judge.

Who knows, who knows...

"What you said is too scary." Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but complain.

God knows why Foxosuke, as a fox, has such a rich expression on his face, and the stories he tells are so ups and downs and wonderful, those who don't know think it is being persecuted by some great demon king.

...Although in fact, the later content is not bad.

"He's really super invincible and scary!! You don't know what happened to me later..."

Before Foxunosuke finished speaking, the sliding door was suddenly opened at this moment, and the owner of the story just now stood outside the door and greeted happily.

"I'm back--"

When he saw Chuya Nakahara and the little fox in his arms, Osamu Dazai's eyes darkened for a moment, and then he returned to his smiling state.

"Ah, what little secret are you guys talking about, can I get involved too?"

Foxosuke suddenly froze in Nakahara Chuya's arms, not daring to move, as if he was a plush toy placed on the window counter in the real world.

"Praise you for being handsome, suave, and graceful." Zhong Yuanzhong also said casually with a blank expression.

"Chuya actually praised me, I'm so touched." Dazai Osamu pretended to wipe away the few tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes, and then stretched out his hand and slipped Foxosuke's back of the neck.

So, visible to the naked eye, the poor little fox trembled all over—it was an obvious expression of fear.

Because Foxosuke's black eyes were too obvious to ask for help, Nakahara Nakaya, who still couldn't stand it, reached out and snatched the fox from Dazai Osamu, and put it in the corridor outside the paper door superior.

"Don't scare that little fox." Zhong Yuanzhong also said angrily.

"It's wrong, I didn't abuse it, who knew it would be so afraid of me."

The moment the sliding door was closed, Foxosuke clearly saw the helpless Osamu Dazai suddenly lowered his head, turned his back to Nakahara, and showed him a chilling smile, as if he was about to wave a sickle to harvest The devil of life.

Fox's assistant shuddered.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the lunatic asylum for the mines of the little angel of the tree~