Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

Nakahara Chuya first met Osamu Dazai, who became the leader of the parallel world when he was young. He took in his family for a short time, and it was also at this time that he knew for the first time that there was another self in this world.

However, at that time, Nakahara was on a business trip in the West, and his partner Osamu Dazai had just defected. Many things piled up and made him so busy that he couldn't do anything at all. He actually put this incident behind him until now four years later. Just remembered.

At that time, Zhongyuan Zhong also accompanied the leader Mori Ogai to attend the succession ceremony of the Pengo Lie family. The prospective heir of the tenth generation directly called out his name when he saw him for the first time. With a boy's face, he was quite sure that he didn't know him.

But the other party kept calling him by that familiar name, and at the same time that Nakahara Chuya was having doubts in his heart, Mori Ogai's light words suddenly woke him up.

"This Chuya who Sawada Tsunayoshi knows...couldn't be the same person as you?"

This sentence made him enlightened in an instant, and Nakahara Chu also found a conversation with Dazai Osamu of the parallel world four years ago from the corner of his memory. He did not tell anyone about this, including his own. The leader is Mori Ogai.

As for the defecting bastard partner?Let him die.

Some time ago, when Chuya Nakahara finished his business trip in the West and returned to Yokohama, Japan, he first went to the dungeon to visit Osamu Dazai, who was captured by Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and taunted each other with him on this issue. I had to let her go, and I was forced to put on the appearance of a young lady to provide a laughing stock for others. Thinking about it, I was really angry.

After laughing, Osamu Dazai finally put on a serious look and said, "I saw another you a while ago."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was about to leave, also stopped: "Huh?"

"It's really interesting, both appearance and personality are exactly the same, and the appearance of Yokohama is also very familiar...Of course, there is also the pathetic height of no more than 1.6 meters——"

Zhongyuan Zhongya successfully shut up his mouth with a flying kick.

"To tell the truth, that's how Zhong treats his old partner whom he hasn't seen in four years? The little dwarf is so violent——"

"Shut up, you bastard mackerel!"

The height problem has always been a constant trouble in Nakahara Chuya. Since the age of 15, Osamu Dazai has ridiculed him because he is taller than him. At that time, he also argued that he was still in the growth period and was looking forward to himself In the future, the height will surpass that bastard one day, and the result...

... It doesn't matter if you don't mention it.

In short, the first meeting in the dungeon, Zhong Yuanzhong also went back angrily, his face was extremely bad, and even the tone of his subordinates when reporting the mission was cautious, for fear of touching his scales.

But I didn't expect that Osamu Dazai had just finished insulting him the day before, and it was Dazai's turn to be insulted the next day.

The moment he saw the headlines in the newspaper, Zhong Yuanzhong almost laughed out loud.Tell that bastard to laugh at him last night. If he didn't use the news that he was named an enthusiastic citizen of Yokohama for flying a plane, he wouldn't be called Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara Chuya also specially sent a text message to Osamu Dazai: [It deserves it. 】

At the moment when everyone thinks that the person flying the plane is Dazai Osamu, only Nakahara Nakaya knows the truth, and he is also the only one who has seen the young man in the newspaper who has exactly the same appearance as Dazai Osamu.He originally intended to get in touch with himself from the parallel world, but he didn't expect that he would be overwhelmed by all kinds of busy affairs that followed, so he forgot in a hurry—after all, he was one of the five major cadres of the port mafia. One, it is naturally impossible to be like some mackerel bastard who skips work every day to catch fish and not do his job.

As a result, he was busy and dragged on until now, and it was not until the end of the Vongola inheritance ceremony that Mori Ogai said with a smile: "Mr. Chuya, you have worked hard these days after returning from a business trip. There is nothing important about the party for the time being, so you can take a week off from tomorrow, so take advantage of this to rest."

"Wait, boss, I don't need to..."

"You must obey the leader's orders unconditionally." Mori Ogai interrupted Nakahara Chuya, took Alice's hand and waved to him, and then got into the special car driven by his subordinates.Before leaving, the man rolled down the car window and added: "If I see you clocking in at the Ganghei Building tomorrow, I will deduct a month's wages from your subordinates."

So Zhongyuan Zhong also immediately changed his words: "Okay, I understand, and I will obey the leader's order."

Although he himself didn't care about the mere monthly salary that was deducted, his subordinates were still different from him. Some of them were old and young, wives and children, and some of them had not yet paid off their mortgages.After all, Zhongyuan Zhongye is a good cadre who cares for his subordinates, so he won't be so mad that all his subordinates will be deducted collectively in order to let him go to work.

In a sense, Mori Ogai is really a ruthless person who has accurately grasped the lifeline of Chuya in the Central Plains.

When the car engine was started, Alice was lying on Mori Ogai's legs, and after seeing Nakahara Chuya's figure was no longer visible outside the car window, she complained: "It's too good for Rintaro, to use this as an excuse to threaten Zhongya. also."

"Hehehe... This is also to let Nakaya-kun have a good rest." Mori Ogai tugged on his tie and breathed a sigh of relief, "After all, he is a cadre I value, and I still don't want to be said to be good at it. A black-hearted leader who oppresses his subordinates."

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In the past, when he was on vacation, Zhongyuan Zhong also usually had a drink alone at home. He stored many famous wines collected from all over the world in his wine cabinet, and usually only drank some relatively ordinary wines, such as the 89-year-old Petrus. Wine is only corked after something significant has happened, such as the defection of Osamu Dazai four years ago.

After reversing the royal blue Bugatti Veyron into the garage and turning off the engine, Nakahara took out a cigarette from his pocket, bit it, and lit it.In the lingering smoke, he turned his gaze to a certain direction of the garage—it used to be the exclusive place for his first car, Lily, but now it was blown up by that bastard Dazai four years ago. .

Even because he was far away in the west, he was sent by Mori Ogai's subordinates to deal with the aftermath before returning home to see Lily's remains.

One day, he must take the dog's life of Osamu Dazai in honor of Lily in heaven.

After returning to the door of the house, Zhongyuan Zhong also paused.

The lights inside were still on.

It was morning when he went out, and it was impossible to turn on the light.Now this happens, either there is a thief in the house, or there is a mackerel thief in the house.

No thief would dare to steal something to the head of the port mafia cadre, so the only possibility left is the latter——

Zhongyuan Zhong also used the key to unlock the door, and he shouted angrily: "Tai, Zai, Zhi!"

A certain mackerel thief was lying on a soft sofa openly and aboveboard, with a bottle of famous wine that had been opened in front of him. At a glance, he knew that it was taken out by breaking the lock of the wine cabinet door, and part of it had been drunk.

"Yo~ Chuya came back so slowly, I couldn't help but take a few sips first." Dazai Osamu took a sip of the red wine in the glass comfortably, and even justifiably accused the owner of the house for coming back late.

"Now, immediately, immediately—get out of the house!" Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed ferociously, "Otherwise, I don't mind strangling you to death with my own hands, and let you, a dead fish, give me wine and a car to be buried with me."

"Don't be like this." Osamu Dazai began to pretend to be pitiful, and talked about how miserably he had been living recently. All the money was used to buy canned crabs, and the staff dormitory where he lived was still leaking in the middle of the night. Recently, he was assigned another kind of dangerous mission, so he had no choice but to come to seek refuge with his former partner.

"It's wonderful, you can make it up again."

Zhongyuan Zhong also smiled on the surface, as the saying goes, Dazai Osamu's mouth is a deceitful ghost. If he is soft-hearted for a while, he will fall into that bastard's way, and he may be laughed at. He is innocent and easy to deceive. Take this kind of trick.

But when it was really close, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help frowning because of the vague smell of blood lingering in his nose.

"……You are hurt?"

Dazai didn't speak.So Zhongyuanzhong forcibly lifted his sand-colored windbreaker that was tightly covered, ignoring the non-stop words of "the bully, the little dwarf, and the good man, is there any reason?" The wound under the shirt was shocking, and Zhongyuan quickly judged that it was a gunshot wound with his rich experience.

"You're still drinking my wine when you're injured, Dazai Osamu, is there something wrong with your mother?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also had no doubts at all, if he didn't go home tonight, the bastard would drag the wound and refuse to heal it, and would just fend for himself alone, allowing the blood loss to become infected.

"Isn't that good? He died at the little man's house, so the little man has a reason to be listed as the number one murderer by the police."

"To shut up."

Zhong Yuanzhong's face darkened.

Although he kept saying that he would kill Osamu Dazai to be buried with the wine and car given to him by that bastard, but if Osamu Dazai died at the hands of others, it was not what he wanted to see at all.

Fortunately, there is still a medicine box at home, and the medicines in it were replaced a week ago, so the shelf life is still guaranteed.Nakahara Chuya came to Osamu Dazai with the medicine box in hand, and said forcefully, "Take off your clothes."

"I don't." Osamu Dazai said stubbornly, "I don't want the little dwarf's tricks to be serious."

"That's fine, how about I call Dr. Xie Ye and ask her to treat you?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also very calm, and even took out his mobile phone from his pocket, "As a doctor, she naturally has more resources than me." experience."

Osamu Dazai, who was still noisy and refused to cooperate, suddenly became quiet.After all, no one in the Armed Detective Agency is not afraid of that sturdy and beautiful woman, even a female public enemy like Osamu Dazai would rarely provoke such a character.

"It's not fair, how could Chuya have contact information with Dr. Yosano!" Dazai Osamu muttered.

"Oh, I met by chance on the street last time, and exchanged contact information. She also told me to stay away from scourges like you, and I think she was absolutely right."

"It's too good, speaking ill of others will be punished by God."

"I'm going to stab you to death today, that bastard." Nakahara Nakaya took a pair of scissors and carefully cut off the blood-stained bandage wrapped around Osamu Dazai's waist, and then dipped it in with medical cotton balls. povidone iodine for disinfection.

Osamu Dazai was very quiet throughout the process, leaning on the sofa.The process of sprinkling hemostatic powder to stop the bleeding was undoubtedly not easy, but he neither struggled nor cried out in pain, as if he felt no pain.

"Okay." After re-wrapping the bandage and tying it in a knot, Zhongyuan Zhong also put all the tools into the medicine box, and said condescendingly, "Don't touch the water for a few days, of course, if you insist on committing suicide by throwing yourself into the river , I won’t stop you either. I’m going to take a shower now, and I’ll give you half an hour to get out of my house.”

Coming out of the bathroom, Nakahara also took a towel to dry his hair.Osamu Dazai was no longer in the living room, but instead of going out, he moved from the living room to his bedroom, and occupied the bed wrapped in a velvet quilt.

"It's so dirty, get the hell out of here!" Zhong Yuanzhong immediately yelled at the lump. Although he didn't have a cleanliness habit, he also paid great attention to cleanliness, and couldn't stand going to bed without taking a shower.

So Osamu Dazai immediately groaned: "The wound hurts so much..."

"Who told you to lure into the enemy's nest alone, you deserve it."

However, in the end they didn't drive them away. Based on the lessons learned, before turning off the lights, Nakahara Nakaya warned Dazai Osamu that if he didn't sleep honestly at night, he would break his dog legs and make him hurt even more.

When Nakahara Nakaya opened his eyes the next day, the blanket around him was icy cold. Apparently Osamu Dazai had been away for a while, and the breakfast in the refrigerator that was supposed to be eaten the next day was also looted. The scumbag who wiped it up and ran away without giving money, made Zhongyuan Zhong also have to call and order takeaway.

...Damn bastard Osamu Dazai, Nakahara would have kindly let him go if it wasn't for the sake of his injury, and he will kill that bastard with his own hands when we meet next time!

Today is the first day of the holiday, and Zhongyuanzhong has entered a state of doing nothing ahead of time.

Because the leader of Mori Ogai issued an order that he was not allowed to work overtime in the Hongkong Building, and his subordinates were not allowed to send him documents to let him work overtime at home, so Nakahara could only slump on the sofa in the empty living room, Staring at the ceiling in a daze.He remembered the news that Tsunayoshi Sawada had revealed yesterday while trembling. "Chuya Nakahara" was a middle school student. He and Tsunayoshi Sawada were friends. They had fought together and lived in the Tokyo area...

Even the bastard Osamu Dazai has seen "Nakahara Chuya", and Nakahara Chuya has known of his existence four years ago, but has never seen him. Although busyness is also a crucial factor, but now the leader has given He had a week's vacation. Anyway, he is idle now, so he might as well go to Tokyo for a stroll.

After eating the takeaway, Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled with the bunch of car keys in the cabinet for a long time, thinking that since he was not going out today as a port mafia cadre, it would be better to keep a low profile, so he finally took a relatively The low-profile Porsche car key, opened the door and went out.

The author has something to say: Well, I made a miscalculation... I won't see it until the next chapter.

By the way, the official Richuya's New Year's wish this year is: I don't see Dazai, I will kill him when I see him.

But in fact we all understand what is going on, funny laugh.jpg

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Thank you Peach Blossom Fan Little Angel for mine~