Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

The two months I stayed in the future ten years later were only one day in the ten years ago.Nakahara Nakaya glanced at the calendar and found that Honda Ju was about to return from his business trip.

In fact, he did receive a text message from Honda Ju.

[I'll be back tomorrow, is there anything I can bring back as a souvenir? 】

After seeing the above content, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but feel rejoicing. Fortunately, he came back from the future the day before, otherwise there might be some accidents when Honda Ju returns home and finds himself missing.

[Nothing is needed, as long as you come back safely. 】Zhong Yuanzhong also replied.

Honda Ju is the most important family member in his life. The first person he saw since he became conscious at the age of seven was Honda Ju, and this man adopted him.Without him, I am afraid that I would not be able to live a life like an ordinary person until now.

Nakahara was playing games on the sofa in the living room with Xiao Yuwo in his arms. Osamu Dazai curled up and leaned against him, moaning, but Nakahara pushed him away impatiently: "Don't hinder me."

He is about to break the record, and now is the time to focus.

Osamu Dazai: "Then why can it lean on you!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Xiaoyu is different from you, he is my precious son... Do you even eat the jealousy of a cat? Are you childish?"

Osamu Dazai: "I don't care! If the son can do it, so can the stepfather!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Xiaoyu doesn't want a stepdad like you, okay?"

In the end, he still couldn't resist the scourge of shameless shame, so Zhong Yuanzhong had no choice but to put down the game console with the words "GAME OVER" on it, and put Xiaoyu on the ground.

Xiaoyu is still full of hostility towards Osamu Dazai until now, although he is no longer arched and staring at him vigilantly as before, but he still does not allow others to touch it, and will definitely scratch or bite him if touched.Although Zhongyuan Zhong had cut Xiaoyu's nails and polished them seriously, his teeth were still extremely sharp.

This is really strange, because Xiaoyu is a very docile cat on weekdays, very shy of strangers, and will not take the initiative to attack people, but this is the first time for Osamu Dazai.

The only consolation is that Pochi is not like Xiaodama, and his attitude towards Osamu Dazai is very friendly.But Nakahara also took a look at the way it shook its head and tail enthusiastically towards Osamu Dazai, and silently thought in his heart that this silly dog ​​has the same enthusiasm towards everyone.

"Wow, one dog is enough to cause headaches, I can't bear another one--" Osamu Dazai complained.

Zhong Yuan didn't have any special reaction at first. After a few seconds, he suddenly picked up a pillow and threw it at it: "Who are you calling a dog!!"

There seems to be no difference between the days and the past, except that there is an extra headache around him.

The summer vacation is approaching recently, so the class has started to review for the final exam.Nakahara Chuya had been in a different world for nearly two years because of an accident. Not long after he came back, he went to the next two months ten years later. The relevant knowledge has been almost forgotten. schedule.Otherwise, if he meets Waterloo in the exam, he will definitely be interviewed by the teacher.

——The most important thing is that Nakahara didn't want to disappoint his adoptive father Honda Ju.I was only on a business trip for two or three months, but my son was obsessed with having fun and neglected, and his studies regressed?

At that time, he would have no face to face his father.

After "driving away" Xiaoyu, the only rival in love, Osamu Dazai can finally occupy the position in Nakahara Nakaya's arms justifiably and confidently.

"Don't make trouble... My clothes and pants are covered with cat fur, and you are not afraid to rub it."

What Zhong Yuanzhong also said is the truth. The weather has turned hot recently, and Xiaoyu and Poqi at home are shedding fur like crazy. A casual brush with a special pet comb can remove a lot of hair.Just now Xiaoyu stayed in his arms for nearly half an hour, rubbing her head everywhere and acting coquettishly, naturally a lot of black cat fur was stained on her clothes.

The trousers he was wearing were black, so naturally he couldn't tell.But the light-colored knitted sweater is very obvious.

Osamu Dazai smirked: "How could the stepfather despise the stepson's cat fur?"

Nakahara Chuya: "It's been said that Xiaoyu doesn't want a stepdad like you! You still acted!"

Osamu Dazai: "It's okay, you just need me."

Nakahara Chuya: "You are such a bastard..."

He turned on the tablet and entered the "Infernal Naraku" chat website.Osamu Dazai had already told him before that "Infernal Naraku" was established independently of the gap between time and space, so those hackers who coveted the website would naturally not be able to find a way to invade this website, nor would they be able to find any information about him.

"You have more vests than honeycombs, who can find out your real identity." Zhong Yuanzhong also complained.

Aside from Osamu Dazai's vest "Boss Jitai" in this world, Oba Yozo, Tsujishima Chuji, Tsujima Shuji...

"There is also Ginkichi Kosuge." Osamu Dazai reminded at the right time.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stunned for a while, and then realized: "...So that hacker is you bastard?!"

In another world, in order to find clues to return to the original world, Nakahara also found out on the special website for hunters that a rich man in Youkexin had a collection of treasures that fluctuated in time and space, and a hacker who claimed to be Yinji Kosuge also It was at that time that I found it and provided a planar route map of the rich man's villa.

Although in the end it was nothing to fetch water from a bamboo basket...

Thinking of the 5000 million that was spent in vain for two pieces of useless information, Zhong Yuanzhong felt a burst of heartache.

Now it is already different from his previous life. In his previous life, he was a cadre of the port mafia, surviving on the tip of the knife every day, and his monthly salary was more than ordinary people could earn in a lifetime, not including the annual dividends of Hong Kong gangsters.So at that time, he was sitting on countless expensive wines and luxury cars. It didn't matter if they broke down, and he could buy another one with better performance at any time. Anyway, money had long since become a bunch of meaningless things to him. number.

But it's different now. Now that he has broken away from the high-risk and high-income port mafia, it is naturally impossible to spend money like in his previous life.Although the amount of pocket money that Honda Chrysanthemum gave Nakahara Chuya every month is also considerable, but even for a bottle of better red wine, he has to consider that his pocket money needs to be saved for several years. Don't even think about it.

Who would have thought that Zhong Yuan Zhong, a former Hong Kong gangster cadre, would later quit famous wine because of poverty?

Simply sad.

——【Sue Herono】Join the chat room——

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: Japan is such a magical country.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: Come on, lighting engineer!Put the microphone in the mouth of this bear hunter!

[Boss Jitai]: Tell your story, please.

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: I have been in Japan for two months, and I have seen many things that I would never see in Russia.

[The kind-hearted Siberian bear hunter]: It turns out that the Japanese can run naked/running on the street wearing only a pair of underwear with flames on their heads.

[Life winner Xiaobai with both cats and dogs]: Is there still such a pervert? !

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: It turns out that the Japanese can easily kill each other's five senses by playing tennis.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: Wow——

【Boss Jitai】: Destroy the five senses——

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: It turns out that the Japanese can ride a black motorcycle through the streets without a head.

[Gan Le]: Hey, I seem to know the person you are describing, puff.

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: Japan, it's amazing.

[Xiaobai, the winner of life with both cats and dogs]: This is completely the country of magical realism! ?

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: By the way, the one who possesses the five-sense-killing move is an ordinary middle school student.I later invited him to join my organization for world peace, but he was rejected.

[The kind Siberian bear hunter]: "Thank you for your kindness, but my biggest wish is to lead the Lihai University Tennis Club to win three consecutive national championships. Protecting world peace is too ambitious for me." He said so.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: Don't underestimate the awareness of Japanese middle school students——

[Boss Jitai]: "Whether it is saving the world or destroying the world, it is far less important than leading XX to win the national competition!"

Zhongyuan Zhong, who watched the whole process, also left the chat room without a word.Thinking about it this way, some places in Japan are really amazing...

But this guy Dostoevsky actually came to Japan. According to what he knew about this guy in his previous life, every time that insidious and cunning Russian comes to Japan, he usually does not have any good things. This time it is probably different picture.

What is this guy plotting?

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned unconsciously.Is it also like the previous life, for the 'book'... Wait, is there a 'book' in this world?

He just looked at Osamu Dazai, who immediately said, "I don't know anything."

Chuya Nakahara: "I haven't said anything yet."

"What I want to ask must be something like 'book'." Osamu Dazai yawned boredly, "Anyway, it has nothing to do with me, I haven't cared about it."

It's true that I didn't care, but it's definitely a lie if I say I don't know anything about it.In his previous life, Osamu Dazai committed suicide to conceal the existence of the 'book'. In this life, if he said he didn't know anything about the 'book', Chu Yuanzhong would not believe his words.

"Ah, I have to go—" Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his head and glanced in the direction of the door, and said.

Nakahara thought that Osamu Dazai was trying to avoid this topic, and immediately grabbed his shoulder: "Don't try to escape!"

"Then don't regret it." Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips, turned his back on the guest and pressed the red-haired boy on the sofa. Zhongyuan Zhong was naturally not to be outdone, but the sofa fell backwards while struggling, and the two rolled on the ground together. superior.

When I heard the sound of the key unlocking from the door, it was too late——

Zhong Yuanzhong could only watch helplessly as a figure entered the entrance and the familiar voice that followed.

"I'm back—" this sentence stopped abruptly, Honda Ju looked in shock at the two people twisted together on the living room floor, their postures were extremely ambiguous.

Zhong Yuanzhong's eyes were almost black.

Who can tell him—why Honda Ju, who was supposed to come back tomorrow, suddenly came home early? ! !

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Thanks to little angel Mizumori and little angel Dove for mine~