Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

Osamu Dazai thought he had a wonderful day.

This morning, he was still happily fishing in front of his desk as usual, and occasionally teased the new junior next to him, Atsushi Nakajima, until he was about to cry before giving up.Osamu Dazai looked left and right, Kunikida Doppo didn't come today, saying he was doing business outside.So he told the rest of the office that I'm going to do something very important, everyone, do it well and I'll leave first, using this as a reason to skip work in a grandiose manner.

Among the people present, only the new junior, Atsushi Nakajima, was an innocent and innocent boy, and he was the only one who would respond stupidly: "Ah, Mr. Dazai has something important to do too? Please do your best."

"You don't need to cheer for him, just wish him a successful suicide as soon as possible." As the only exclusive doctor in the Armed Detective Agency, Yosano Akiko brushed her short hair that fell down to her cheeks, and said viciously without raising her head.

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked: "Ehh——?!"

Osamu Dazai covered his heart and pretended to be hurt: "Sister, don't speak so cruelly, I will be heartbroken—"

"Is your heart broken? It's just what I want, and I can help you put it together piece by piece." Yosano Akiko showed a kind smile that made people chill, and everyone remembered her ability "Please don't die" The activation condition is that the healed person must be beaten to the brink of death before it can take effect.Yosano Akiko-san really deserves to be a violent nanny.

So Osamu Dazai waved his hands again and again, his smile remained the same: "Then I will thank you for not being sensitive."

Although his ability "Disqualification in the World" can nullify all supernatural powers, if his heart stops beating, the supernatural powers can still take effect on him.

Osamu Dazai has no doubts that Yosano Akiko has such strength to beat himself to the point of death, seize the 0.5 seconds when his heart stopped beating, and instantly activate his ability to revive himself with full blood on the spot.

It's terrible, and it's best not to have such an experience in your life.

Edogawa Ranpo suddenly let out a chuckle, and when everyone looked over suspiciously, he just continued to bite the potato chips, and said calmly: "It's nothing, I just remembered that I was on a cruise ship a few months ago. I just met a really interesting person."

"So what happened to Ranpo-san at that time—" Dazai Osamu complained.

That day, the Armed Detective Agency received a big case. Since the incident took place outside the city, and it was not as tricky as Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo's brains, it was difficult to solve it easily.In order to invite people from the Armed Detective Agency to check the situation in person, the client paid for the round-trip expenses, which is still at the level of a luxury cruise ship, and can enjoy comfortable service and delicious food.

At that time, Osamu Dazai's whole body was very weak, and he didn't want to step out of Yokohama, the office of the Armed Detective Agency, so under the persuasion of the president Fukuzawa Yukichi, Edogawa Ranpo reluctantly accepted this important task.Of course, considering his road-crazy attributes, Fukuzawa Yukichi also specially called his friend Arthur Conan Doyle to take care of Edogawa Ranpo on the road, Conan Doyle and his humanoid ability Sherlock Holmes Also on that cruise ship, and with exactly the same destination.

On the phone Arthur Conan Doyle agreed quite readily.So Ranpo Edogawa carried a backpack full of snacks, and boarded the cruise ship under the escort of the patriarch Fukuzawa Yukichi.

When he went there, Edogawa Ranpo still had a face of reluctance, but when he came back two weeks later, the haze was swept away. He first went to Fukuzawa Yukichi's office to ask for a wave of compliments, and then he was proud I came to Osamu Dazai triumphantly, and said that you would never guess who I met on the cruise ship. It was really super-super-unexpected and super-super-interesting.

If someone as smart as Edogawa Ranpo can say it's interesting, then the matter must not be ordinary interesting, and Dazai Osamu was indeed aroused curiosity.However, Edogawa Ranpo kept his mouth shut. No matter how intimidating he was, he would never let go. He just said that it was a pity that you didn't go.

Yosano Akiko was also very curious, and asked about the situation in private, and after getting the answer, she looked at Osamu Dazai with a very subtle look, saying that it was indeed super breaking news, but unfortunately I will not tell you, You can take your time to guess.

Devil, Mr. Ranpo and Yosano-san are definitely devils.

Osamu Dazai was very angry, yelling that you are so unkind, he wants to strike!He is going to make a fuss!So Yosano Akiko looked at him with caring eyes for the mentally retarded, and said as if you don't usually go on strike, Dazai-kun.

Osamu Dazai was completely at a loss, so he had no choice but to forcefully suppress that eager curiosity.Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko are both the best of the best. Once they insist on hiding it and not telling him, it is absolutely impossible for him to get the answer.Unless time goes back and he boards the cruise ship instead of Edogawa Ranbo, but it is obviously impossible now.

Today, Edogawa Ranpo still refuses to tell him the answer.But this time is different from the past, this 26-year-old man who still has the heart of a child bites a lollipop, and says with a smile that he might meet a surprise today, Dazai.

Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning ability has never made a mistake, so although Dazai Osamu was dubious about this kind of words, he still chose to believe it.

This man in a sand-colored windbreaker with bandages all over his body hummed a song of martyrdom and walked on the street outside, not paying any attention to the strange eyes cast on him by passers-by.

Today, what kind of suicide method is better to choose?

"Sacrificing love~ one person can't do it, oh~ but with two people, it can be done~"

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai hasn't been to Yokohama Bay for a long time. The last time he went there was a few months ago, in order to have a face with Kanle in "Infernal Affairs".Because that guy Ganle has always claimed to be a cute girl in the chat room before, and he also likes to put small emojis at the end of sentences, so Osamu Dazai went to the appointment with full of joy, but what greeted him was the malice from the big reality .

Damn cheating!

However, because the Hong Kong and Hei Building is located next to Yokohama Bay, it is also a good choice to go there to commit suicide by drowning in the water. It can not only cause trouble for Hong Kong and Hei, but maybe those people in black will come to themselves when they are excited, and it will be possible. Death's wish.

He did what he said, so Osamu Dazai happily walked towards the territory of the port mafia.

As a result, this departure really fulfilled Edogawa Ranpo's prophecy that "there will be surprises" that he had said to him at the beginning.

——Isn’t it a pleasant surprise to see a long-lost slug on the territory of the Port Mafia?

A few years ago, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakahara were also famous "double black" combination in the mafia world. Because of their clever mind and excellent skills, they never failed in the mission and were deeply feared by countless people.However, this invincible combination disappeared automatically when Osamu Dazai defected four years ago, and Chuya Nakahara continued to stay in the port mafia, but he never found a new partner, so he remained alone all the time. .And in recent years, he has taken on a long-term assignment, responsible for suppressing hostile forces in the West, and has never returned.

Although I don't know when this slug ended his business trip and returned to Yokohama, Japan, and I don't know why he didn't wear that black three-piece suit.But just looking at the back, this familiar figure and height... That's right!It's Zhongya in the Central Plains!

Osamu Dazai immediately cheered up, ready to go up and say a friendly hello.After all, we haven't seen each other for four years, so as an ex-partner, it is natural to carry forward the spirit of caring.But I haven't seen him for so many years, and there is still no breakthrough in this height, hehe—what a sad little man.

However, it wasn't until he patted his shoulder that Osamu Dazai realized that something was wrong.

The obviously immature boy's face was not the same as he remembered, and he didn't wear the bad-taste hat and choker, as if his age had shrunk from 22 to 15—except that his height was not 1.5 meters at that time.

But who is Osamu Dazai, one of the former five cadres of Hong Kong gangsters, and now the Armed Detective Agency is known as the top ten model workers for love and dedication (Kunikida: fart), and he is dedicated to fishing hard every day, the biggest His hobby is to strike up conversations with beautiful women and invite them to die in love. He has never seen such a big storm.So he was only slightly surprised and quickly accepted this bizarre thing——

What a ghost.

Osamu Dazai's reaction was exactly the same as that of the red-haired boy in front of him, his eyes widened in shock.Before he could say anything else, the red-haired boy lowered his head and covered his hood tightly, said "You've got the wrong person" first, and fled the place swiftly and swiftly.Osamu Dazai missed him one step too late, and the commotion seemed to have accidentally attracted the attention of the mafia personnel at the port not far away, "Mr. Dazai!!" shouted hoarsely, loudly.

Grass, Akutagawa is there anyway.

Osamu Dazai showed a troubled expression, and he had no time to chase the red-haired boy who ran away, so he could only greet the former student with a smile: "Ah, long time no see, Akutagawa-kun."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed more intensely.In the past few years, he has been desperately looking for the defected Dazai Osamu, just to get his recognition.However, before he could say a word, Osamu Dazai had long since disappeared.

hateful!

The pale young man in black clenched his fist unwillingly. Sooner or later, he must—must let Mr. Dazai see his strength!

……

After that, Osamu Dazai searched all over Yokohama but never met the boy suspected of being Chuya Nakahara. When dusk fell, he slowly returned to the Armed Detective Agency.

Most of the people in the office had already gone home from get off work, only Yosano Akiko was still sorting out documents at her desk.

Osamu Dazai fell down on the sofa with a thud, staring at the ceiling with some depression.

He even began to doubt the identity of the red-haired boy.But... that face, no matter how you look at it, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being from the Central Plains.

Osamu Dazai met Chuya Nakahara when he was 15 years old, so he can say with certainty that the boy with red hair he met in Yokohama Bay is absolutely inseparable from Chuya Nakahara, no matter in appearance or health The body shapes are very similar.

"So what's going on here!" Osamu Dazai finally couldn't help muttering.

Yosano Akiko responded: "It's really strange, Dazai-kun. Finally, there is something that can make you entangled?"

"So the interesting person that Mr. Ranpo said that day, was he referring to Chuya No. [-]?!"

"Nakaya No. [-] is too rude. Well, maybe it's just an illegitimate child." Yosano Akiko showed a meaningful smile, put the documents in the drawer, and stepped on the high heels calmly Walking to the door, "I have an appointment to go shopping in Ginza, remember to lock the door, goodbye."

After she finished speaking, she left, not caring how Osamu Dazai would react when he stayed in the office.

illegitimate child!

Even though he knew that Yosano Akiko was just joking, Osamu Dazai's mind was inevitably greatly shocked.

He didn't want to stay in the deserted office anymore, but he also didn't want to go back to the dormitory, so Osamu Dazai went to a bar near the Armed Detective Agency and ordered a glass of whiskey.In the past, he came here to find a beautiful woman who could die in love, but this time he had a different purpose.

Only the leader of the port mafia, Ogai Mori, and his former partner, Ogai Dazai, know that Nakahara Chuya is not a real human being in essence, but can a collection of abilities... also have children?

After pondering for a long time with a solemn expression, Osamu Dazai finally decided to open the phone address book and find the name "z slug" at the bottom, and sent a long series of sincere [-]-word essays to express his concealed anger, and In the yelling, he was also ruthless and unreasonable, making trouble for others, and made a lot of money for others.

——Although it is false to accuse someone of having an illegitimate child, it is true to want to talk to the dwarf whom he has not seen for four years, although the only topic between them will always be quarrels.

When he defected four years ago, in order not to be searched for his clues by the port mafia, Osamu Dazai blocked everyone's contact information, and stopped the phone card, and disappeared in the world like a vapour. Trace for two full years.He didn't go ashore until his files were completely washed, and got along like a fish in water in the armed detective agency.The suspended mobile phone card was also restored to use, but everyone on the port mafia side was still lying in the blacklist, only Zhongyuan Zhongye's number was quietly lying in the contact list.

Even so, none of them took the initiative to contact anyone in the past four years, as if the other party had disappeared from their lives and had nothing to do with them.

After 10 minutes, the phone screen lit up, showing the other person's text reply - thank goodness the slug didn't block him.

【speak English. 】

Although they haven't contacted each other for four years, their tacit understanding as the two blacks still hasn't diminished. Osamu Dazai can guess each other's psychological activities just by reading those few words—the Nakahara Naka over there is sure. Seeing that the sender was a traitor partner whom he had not seen for four years, and the content was so long, he replied directly with "Speak human words" to express the meaning that it was too long to read.

... so angry, but still have to keep smiling.

Osamu Dazai's smile had already taken on a ferocious meaning, and he pressed the on-screen keyboard so hard that others almost suspected that he wanted to smash the phone into pieces.

[I, say, when did a simple-brained slug like Chuya have an illegitimate child! ! ! 】

The reply didn't come this time, and Osamu Dazai poked the spherical ice cube in the whiskey glass several times out of boredom, listening to the crisp sound when the ice cube touched the glass wall.The bartender once asked him with concern, sir, are you particularly angry?

--Why do you say that?

——Because sir, you look like you suddenly found out that your girlfriend cheated on you and has a child.

The straightforward answer made Osamu Dazai speechless for a moment. He wondered if the bartender said such lines because he had watched too many bloody soap operas at eight o'clock.But if you think about it carefully, such words probably, seem, maybe, especially reasonable? ? !

The other party did not reply this time, but directly made an overseas call after four years. The first sentence was a scolding, and he greeted his former partner Osamu Dazai cordially and friendly.

"Dazai Osamu, you traitor, are you fucking sick???!"

The author has something to say: Among the cadres on business trips far away in the West, I also received a text message from a certain mackerel after four years: I suddenly carried a big pot of cheating and having an illegitimate child? ? ? ? ?

Everyone should pay attention to your health recently. Today, I have a sore throat and coughing all day... It's uncomfortable TT

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Thank you little angel Mo Qin and little shadow angel for mine~