Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

On the first day of returning to normal modern society, the first thing Zhongya Zhongya did was to book a hotel and take a good bath in it.

During the activities with Jin Fulishi, they have been living deep in the barren mountains and old forests. Their lives are relatively rough. They hunt and pick fruits to eat when they are hungry. Way.

Sometimes Zhongyuanzhong would be so tired that he just found a soft haystack and fell asleep in a second because he had just experienced a fierce battle with a monster. The bones of his whole body were not comfortable for a day.

It is estimated that he and Jin spent 350 nights in the wild this year. It is not known what supported Jin to put aside his comfortable and comfortable living conditions, and often accompanied unknown dangers.

But it is also because of this that Zhongyuan Zhong also admires Jin even more.Although Jin's height is not high, but his powerful and open-minded state is something that he can't reach now.For example, I am particularly concerned about height issues, and often others will explode when touched.

"Hey, does Zhong also care about height so much?" The two of them chatted by the campfire one night, and this topic came up by chance.After hearing Chuya Nakahara's troubles, Jin asked such a question a little strangely.

Jin really doesn't care about his height at all. For him, these are just trivial matters, far less attractive than ordinary monsters.

"However, in the game I developed with my friends before, there is a card in it called 'Elder's Heightening Potion', one pill can increase your height by one centimeter, if you can find this game and become a player, you can try it oh."

"Really?!" Nakahara Chuya's eyes lit up.

He had heard Jin talk about this game before, and it was called "Greedy Island". "Island of Greed" is not an ordinary game, but a limited holographic game that can only be accessed by those with mental abilities.

This is still the price when it was first released, and it is estimated to be several times higher now.

It is said to be a holographic game, but in fact, what all players do not know is that in fact, the scenes and NPCs in this game are all real in an unknown place in this world, not imaginary virtual phantoms .But this secret is only known to several GMs such as Jin, and Nakahara Chuya accidentally learned it in the chat.

Don't tell others that the "Greed Island" game scene is real-King told him so.

Otherwise, it will definitely trigger the madness of the whole world.

"Ah, but I remember that the drug seems to be taken by people over 20 years old. People under the age of 20 will have serious side effects, but I don't know what it is. After all, I haven't tried it."

"Really..." The originally bright light in Zhongya Zhongya's eyes dimmed.

He is not yet 20 years old, and it is not worth thinking about the side effects of experimenting with drugs in order to grow taller.

Maybe——he really should learn from Jin that open-minded state of mind and let go of his obsession with height.

This kind of thinking officially broke down when I heard the joking voice in the living room, "Wow, it's been a year and I still haven't been able to break through 1.6 meters. It's so sad."

Chuya Nakahara didn't even think about it, just a roundabout kick, which was easily dodged by Shuji Tsushima, who had expected it for a long time.

"Not only the height, but even the ferocious personality has not changed at all." Shuji Tsushima dexterously walked around Nakahara and sat on the soft sofa. It is not known where he got it. Nakahara has also returned The news found the hotel he had booked again and broke through the door smoothly.

Nakahara gave Shuji Tsushima a hard look, and at the same time discovered a sad fact in despair——Shuji Tsushima, the bastard, had grown in height again this year!

Originally, Shuji Tsushima was only a head taller than him, but now it is estimated that it has become a head and a half. Nakahara Nakaya still has to raise his head to look directly into other people's eyes as in the past.

But after seeing Shuji Tsushima, he remembered another important matter.

"I've got Jin's acknowledgment, you bastard, can you tell me where Kuroro is?"

"So persistent, does that guy have any charm?" Shuji Tsushima curled his lips in displeasure.

"Don't talk nonsense, tell me."

"Okay, okay." Shuji Tsushima yawned listlessly, and then said, "Kurolo and his phantom troupe will gather in Youkexin on September [-]st—that is, The city we visited a year ago."

Zhongyuan Zhong also took out the Beetle phone and glanced at the date. It is now August, and there is still one month before September.

The current Zhongyuan Zhong is no longer as irritable as in the past. This year's adventurous life has tempered him a lot. Not only his strength, but his personality has also been better precipitated.

"I see." Zhong Yuanzhong also said lightly.

After all, he had waited for a year, and it was only a month, so he could still afford it.

But it turns out that Saiki Kusuo on the other side of the world still hasn't found him... something is wrong.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, while thinking, he put on the newly bought modern clothes.Because I have been running with Jinman World Ruins before, and often fought with various powerful and difficult monsters, the clothes on my body often become tattered within two or three days.

It is estimated that in just one month, nearly 100 million monies have been spent on buying new clothes.Realizing that it was absolutely impossible to continue like this, Zhongyuan Zhong also began to listen to Jin's words. He went to the flea market to find some fabrics that were said to be made of special biological materials. , and then put on the cloak sponsored by Jin Youyou, and the new clothes really didn't get scrapped in the battle with Warcraft in the future.

Zhong Yuanzhong also finally understood why Jin always looked like a tramp in ragged clothes. It turned out that he was forced by reality and had no choice.

Now that there is no need to live the life of eating and sleeping in the open, there is no need to keep the original clothes like primitive savages. Zhongyuan Zhong also packed all those things and sold them to an old man who collected waste. You have to quit four hundred yuan.

Four hundred monks can buy two bottles of drinks. Nakahara Nakaya unscrewed one of the bottles from the table and drank with his head raised, while he casually threw the other bottle to Shuji Tsushima who was sitting on the sofa.

"Hey——" Shuji Tsushima dragged his voice, glanced at the label on the bottle, and complained with a sense of finding fault, "Why is it [-]-Cola instead of Co-Cola?"

"It's all Coke, why are there so many nonsense, drink it or not, get out." Zhongyuan Zhong also finished drinking the Coke, and threw the empty bottle into the trash can.

"It's different!" Tsushima Shuji muttered unreasonably, "Co-Cola is obviously more gassy than [-]-Cola! The taste is not so sweet!"

"Then give it back to me." Zhong Yuanzhong also stretched out his hand.

However, Shuji Tsushima retracted his head, holding the bottle of [-]-Cola that he detested in every possible way.

"...Don't." He muttered softly, "How can you get back what the dog gave to the owner?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes fiercely: "Get out."

How can there be such a shameless person in the world who is cheap and acts like a good boy.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the hair in the mirror that was too long because it had not been trimmed for a long time, and the tail of the hair was long enough to reach his shoulders.He took a rubber band and tied his hair into a lock on the back of his head, and decided to go out and trim his hair later.

He unceremoniously issued an order to evict the uninvited guest on the sofa: "Disappear from my sight within 3 minutes."

Shuji Tsushima didn't listen, instead he got up from the sofa and moved closer to him, wanting to go out with him.Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't get rid of the brazen brown candy, so he had to warn him viciously that if he dared to be a monster during the process, he would throw him into the trash can.

"If the dog continues to be aggressive, no one will want it." Tsujima Shuji said so, but his hand kept secretly poking at the little braid that was tied at the back of Nakahara Chuya's head, like a guy trying to attract girls Pay attention to the elementary school student who deliberately pulled her pigtail.

"That's better than, you, this, scum!" Nakahara Nakaya grabbed the collar of Shuji Tsushima, who had been sparing no effort to trouble him, and threw him aside without hesitation, his slender body was drawn out in the air a beautiful parabola.

With a muffled sound, Shuji Tsushima's body fell on the sofa.With another muffled sound, the door at the entrance was slammed shut.

Half propping up his body and looking at the deserted living room, Shuji Tsushima raised his forehead and sighed heavily.

Is it really too funny?

……

Zhongyuan Zhong, who came out of the barber shop, also let out a long breath of relief.

He had asked the barber to cut his hair back to short. Although the barber had suggested that he keep a little longer part halfway through, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that it was too much trouble to take care of it, so he didn't agree.

There was an Internet cafe nearby, and Zhongyuan Zhong also went in to swipe his card and exchanged two hours of online time.He doesn't have a hunter's license, so he can't enter the special website for hunters, and can only browse some ordinary websites.

Many people on the forum are posting and discussing the large-scale auction that will be held in Yaoyoukexin City one month later. Many rare treasures that have never been made public will also be exhibited one by one at that time for the rich to compete for bids.Nakahara is also more concerned about this kind of thing, because Shuji Tsushima said that Kuroro will appear in that auction.

——Although it is very likely that they came to smash the scene, after all, the Phantom Troupe is not a group of enthusiastic public welfare groups, burning, killing, and looting are almost all kinds of crimes.

But... if you think about it from another angle, the Phantom Troupe may also put the treasures they robbed in public auctions at auctions to get money, and the things they are looking for in the Central Plains may be among them-provided that if Kuroro did not If he finds that there are treasures containing time and space fluctuations in his pile of collections.

However, the auction held in Youkexin in September is not open to the public, and only those who have received the invitation letter can attend.If you want to mix in, you have to use some means.

For example, if you serve as the bodyguard of a wealthy family who has received an invitation to the auction, you can accompany him into the auction.Zhongyuan Zhong also saw several advertisements for bodyguards, made his own resume and submitted it.Half an hour later, he received interview notification calls from those families.

The interview time was set for three days later. Nakahara Nakahara responded with a few words while picking up a pen to write down the time and place on paper, and then hung up the phone.

The first condition to be the bodyguard of these families is to have excellent strength, which Zhongyuan Zhong also believes that he will never lose to anyone.

After putting the note with the interview time, location and contact information in his pocket, Zhong Yuan Zhong also quit the computer and left the Internet cafe.

Now that you have decided to interview for the position of bodyguard, you should do as the Romans do, without a decent suit.Zhong Yuanzhong also spent a lot of money to buy a black suit that suits him.In fact, he is more in love with another royal blue suit and dark red shirt hanging in the store, but the family boss clearly stipulates that bodyguards must wear black suits uniformly, so Zhong Yuanzhong can only reluctantly give up this suit.

On the day of applying for the job, the first one Zhongyuan Zhongya went to in the morning was a powerful gangster family. Because the boss had something he wanted in the auction, and the venue was not allowed to bring any weapons, so he needed some physical skills Strong people will act as bodyguards to protect the boss at all times during the auction.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also very confident in his own skills, so he will apply for the job with arrogance, but he forgot one thing——

The interviewer raised his eyes and only glanced at the young man with brown hair in a suit, then put his information aside, and ruthlessly issued a eviction order: "Sorry, we don't need applicants whose height is less than 1.8 meters."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Damn why.

Afterwards, I applied to the second and third companies in a row, but all of them were rejected. The only reason for the rejection was that--sorry, your height does not meet our requirements.He was brushed off in the first test, and he was never given a chance to show his strength.

Zhong Yuanzhong also angrily crumpled up all the interview notices and threw them into the trash can.

What's wrong with being short!If you are short, you can't do a good job as a bodyguard!Shuji Tsushima, that bastard who is taller than him, is beaten to the point of crying by him every day? !

Well, crying and shouting is a bit of an exaggeration, but it is true that Shuji Tsushima can't beat Nakahara Nakahara, even Nakahara Nakahara found that his gravity has no effect on that person, but physical skills alone are enough Subdued others.

Seeing that he couldn't sneak into the auction venue through the method of applying for a bodyguard, Zhong Yuan Zhong also lay down on the bar counter of the bar, and ordered a glass of wine to drink alone.Is he going to knock out a certain rich man and let himself get in instead of him?No matter how you think about it, it is absolutely impossible, just because of the height...

Ugh.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed weakly, and continued to pour wine into his mouth with his head raised.

Although Japan has a clear rule that minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, this is a different world and there are no such rules, so Zhongyuan Zhong ordered several bottles of expensive red wine without any scruples. Anyway, there are still 2000 million in the card. , don’t feel bad, just play Sky Arena again when you are short of money.

It took him a month to reach the [-]th floor in the Sky Arena for the first time. Now a year has passed, and the days of training with Jin outside have made his strength unabated. It is estimated that it will only take half a month at most The time can reach two hundred floors.

Zhongyuan Zhongya's drinking capacity itself is not considered good. At this moment, a layer of drunken blush has appeared on his face, and his blue eyes are full of confusion.He felt that he was not drunk, but the bartender in charge of pouring wine at the bar asked very worriedly: "Are you okay, sir? Do you need me to call your family or friends to pick you up?"

"No... hiccup, I don't have... friends..." Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked his eyes. How long has he been sitting here?One hour?Or two hours?The brain is in chaos, and the past memories are like a mess, blocking the brain and making it impossible to think normally.

Suddenly, the blurry black figure slowly appeared in his mind, and Nakahara Zhong also struggled to open his eyes wide to see clearly, but what was reflected in the retina was only the unfinished glass of red wine in reality.The more he tried to see the figure clearly, the more blurred the figure became, like the circles of ripples caused by a stone thrown into the water.

Suddenly, Zhong Yuanzhong also sensed the name of that figure.That name was obviously very strange to him now, even a little inexplicable, but Nakahara Chuya suddenly felt a sadness in his heart.

His consciousness has been soaked by alcohol, and he is deaf to the bartender calling himself.At this moment, the throat was so dry that it was about to explode, as if a fire was burning there.However, even so, he still licked his lips, and unconsciously called out the strange name in a hoarse voice that he had no impression of but suddenly appeared for some reason.

"……too……"

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't finish reciting the name unconsciously, and his consciousness fell into darkness in an instant——

He is broken.

……

When I woke up again, I was no longer in the original bar.The dazzling sunlight shines on the bed through the glass window,

Zhongyuan Zhong also opened his eyes and looked at somewhere. There was a dirt on the white ceiling, although it would not affect the beauty, it was still an eyesore.He stared blankly at the dirt for a long time, and he didn't realize his current situation until his consciousness came back a few minutes later.

Obviously, he was drunk and someone sent him back to the hotel.

"Finally woke up." A slightly complaining voice suddenly sounded beside the bed, Nakahara Nakaya still turned his head with a trace of confusion on his face, Tsushima Shuji sat on the soft sofa chair, raised his slender legs Legs, still flipping through a book in hand.

"You...I...you..." Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his mouth to ask something, but the headache that is unique to hangovers hit him first, as if there was a huge stirring rod in his brain. Stirred into a ball, the sudden pain in the temple made Zhongyuan Zhong unconsciously groan, and suddenly covered his head in pain.

"Nakaya looks small, but I didn't expect that he can drink so badly. If you don't have that self-knowledge, don't go to any bar." Shuji Tsushima sneered first.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also unable to attack with a splitting headache, so he could only stare at him fiercely.

"You've been in a coma all day. I didn't want to answer the call when the bartender used your mobile phone, but in that case, the little dwarf might be picked up by others. After all, there are so many people coveting Zhongye's Appearance. So as the owner, I had no choice but to carry the drunk dog back in the middle of the night, but the dog was not grateful, and kept scolding me as the owner. On me, tsk, dirty dog."

As a result, Zhongyuan Zhongye's originally fierce eyes gradually turned dull, and he even forgot to refute the "dog" that others called him.

Did I really vomit on someone else?

He has no memory of all the memories of yesterday, one second he was drinking in a bar to drench his sorrows, and the next second he opened his eyes, he was in a hotel.

Thinking about it in another way, if Shuji Tsushima dared to spit on himself when he was drunk, he would definitely throw this person into the trash can by the street instead of taking him back to the hotel.So Zhongyuan Zhongye's original anger disappeared immediately, and instead he felt a little guilty.

"Uh... you brought me back, um... thank you..." Nakahara Nakahara said this very dryly, after all, he had always been very disgusted with Shuji Tsushima before.The feeling of headache came wave after wave, and Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, and he didn't even have the energy to say another word.

"How does the hangover feel, Chuya?" Shuji Tsushima propped up his chin with one hand instead, looking with interest at the red-haired boy lying on the bed unable to move.

"Not very good..." Zhong Yuanzhong also closed his eyes tightly, his brows still did not relax, "It's like having a thousand angels playing basketball non-stop in the brain at the same time①..."

"Strange metaphor." Shuji Tsushima commented.

The door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and a figure in a suit came in carrying a tray with a bowl of soup on it.Zhong Yuanzhong, who heard the sound of the door opening, also opened his eyes with difficulty, and showed a surprised look when he saw who was coming: "Brother Guangzhong?"

Candlestick Cut Guangzhong put the tray on the bedside table, then helped Nakahara Chuya who was lying on his back on the bed, and took a cushion and placed it behind his back.

"I made hangover soup, it should be better after drinking it."

"Thank you..." Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a little weak all over, and the hand holding the bowl was still shaking, so Candlestick Qie Guangzhong thoughtfully helped him stabilize the bowl to prevent the soup from spilling on the quilt.

After drinking the sweet and sour hangover soup, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the headache in his brain was relieved a lot, so he had the energy to ask about other things.

"Brother Guangzhong, why are you here?"

Since leaving Meteor Street a year ago, Zhongyuanzhong has never seen that man who is a good cook. Now that he will meet here again, Zhongyuanzhong is still a little surprised.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong put the empty bowl back on the tray, and then explained: "Actually, I came here because I am going to participate in the Youkexin auction in September."

Hearing the keyword of auction, Zhong Yuan's heart skipped a beat.

"You can bring a personal bodyguard into the auction. I want to hire you, can I? I won't treat you badly in terms of remuneration." Candlestick Qie Guangzhong looked at the stunned Zhongya Zhongya with a gentle expression, and the latter was only in the middle of the auction. After a brief surprise, he happily agreed. He was still worrying about how to sneak into the auction venue before, but he didn't expect the turning point to come so quickly!

However, Shuji Tsushima suddenly sneered at that moment.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also conditioned subconsciously to think that others were laughing at him, and immediately said dissatisfiedly: "Do you have any opinions, you bastard?"

"Chuya misunderstood me." Shuji Tsushima said with a smile on his face, but his tone was full of inexplicable irony, "I'm just pitying those rich people who rejected your application."

——After all, they refused to hire Nakahara Chuya because of their height, which was tantamount to ruining their own future.

The author has something to say: ①: The metaphor comes from Mr. Zhong Yuan’s poem "The Hangover", the original text is as follows:

In the morning, the dim sun shines

Wind blows.

thousands of angels

playing basketball.

I'm closing my eyes tight,

Sadly drunk.

useless stove

White with rust.

In the morning, the dim sun shines

Wind blows.

thousands of angels

playing basketball.

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Whether it is two-dimensional or three-dimensional, it is also very cute. 23333

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10.

After California Qingguang dissuaded the master from that horrible idea with a broken face, they finally started to forge the knife.

Bladesmith: "Please choose the ratio of the four recipes."

All50.

Ding dong! 20 minutes.

Osamu Dazai followed the operation instructions and took an accelerator symbol. After a while of special effects, there was a weak voice: "I am the five tigers retreating. That... there is no knockback. I'm sorry. Because the tigers are very pitiful..."

Looking at the five little white tigers under his feet, Osamu Dazai tilted his head with great interest.

He found that his subordinates and the white tiger were really destined. There was a tiger Nakajima Atsushi in the front, and the five tigers retreated with a sword and a sword.

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Because when I entered the knives chaos, my initial knives were Qingguang little angels, and the first knives were retreated, so I let Dazai be the same as me~

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Thank you little angel Akong and little angel Tianying for mine~