Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

The holiday is over, and as a student, you will start your daily school life.

Nakahara Nakaya walked on the road and ate the toast slowly, then patted the bread crumbs on his hands, and started to fasten the buttons on the school uniform one by one.

Their school has a regular meeting every Monday morning, and has very high requirements for student clothing. Students who do not meet the regulations will not only have their credits deducted, but will also be notified and criticized, which is really troublesome.

The headmaster with a shiny Mediterranean hairstyle stood on the stage and read the stinky and long speech impassionedly, and he couldn't help waving his arms when he talked about emotions. The students in the audience stood in a square row and fell asleep.Monday mornings are never fun or desireless, especially the first day of school after ten days of vacation.

Nakahara also noticed that Saiki Kusuo's spirit seemed a little sluggish, and he couldn't help being a little surprised.In his impression, Saiki Kusuo always had that calm and paralyzed expression, as if there was nothing in the world that could move him.

It was the first time he had seen such a dead-faced expression as it did now.

What Nakahara Chuya was thinking seemed to be heard by Saiki Kusuo through telepathy, and the next second, he got the other party's response in his mind.

[...It's okay, it's just that I have experienced too many things during the holiday. 】

[How complicated is this matter that makes you show that unlovable expression? 】 Nakahara Chu also thought jokingly in his heart, he didn't speak because he knew Saiki Kusuo would hear it.

[…] Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, as if he didn't want to think about the nightmare experience of the past ten days, but finally he sighed helplessly in his heart and said it honestly.

[On the first day of the holiday, the moon exploded. ] Saiki Kusuo stated this explosive fact in a very readable tone.

"What?? The moon exploded???" Zhong Yuan yelled out in disbelief, and then he came to his senses that this was the regular meeting site, and there were many students around, so he frowned and asked in a low voice, "Are you sure you're not joking?"

Not to mention the amount of bombs needed to blow up a planet with a huge mass, and who has the ability and leisure to play with blowing up the moon. When he looked at the moon last night, it was obviously still a normal round shape?

[I'm not kidding, because I launched a time retrospective, and I went back to the day after the moon was bombed to a day ago, so it's normal for you not to notice. ] Saiki Kusuo replied, not concealing his true strength at all - anyway, he has already lost his vest in front of Chuya Nakahara, so there is no need to worry that Chuka Nakahara will talk nonsense everywhere.

[Later, in order to find out why the moon was bombed and who bombed the moon, I spent a little time investigating, and finally found that the culprit who bombed the moon was just a mouse. 】

Saiki Kusuo looked indifferent: [It turned out that a mad scientist was conducting an experiment of transplanting antimatter into a mouse, and placed it in the moon. As a result, the antimatter in the mouse was accidentally leaked, causing the moon to be blown up for seven days. become. 】

The Central Plains also had a lot to say: [... What happened later? 】

[Not only mice, they also use human body for experiments, how could I allow such a laboratory to continue to exist. ] Saiki Kusuo's tone was inexplicably a little more ruthless, 【Of course it was unilaterally banned by me. 】

[……] Zhongyuan Zhong also wisely did not ask what kind of banning law they are.

Saiki Kusuo: 【Having said so, the human beings transplanted with antimatter in that laboratory will not live long. He will explode himself in March next year, and the whole earth will turn into cosmic dust by then.So I gave him two choices, either I help him return his body to seven years ago before it was tested, or die. 】

Nakahara Chuya: [Most people would choose the former, right? 】

Saiki Kusuo: [That's right, so I took off the suppressor to help him go back to seven years ago. 】

Nakahara Chuya: [Isn't this pretty good, if it is resolved satisfactorily, you won't have such an expression. 】

Saiki Kusuo: [Then on the second day of the holiday, I had a splitting headache and predicted that the world would be destroyed in a month.It turned out that Deus, the god who manages time and space and is in charge of the law of causality in this world, is coming to an end, and his power can no longer maintain the order of this world, so he created twelve diaries that can predict the future of three months. The twelve future diary holders will fight fiercely, and the only one who survives in the end will be his successor and become the god of the new order. 】

Nakahara Chuya: [Are there still gods in this world—wait a minute, isn’t this method of choosing a new god too sloppy? ! 】

Saiki Kusuo: [No way, I replaced the 11th position, his "Observer Diary" can peek into the future diaries of other holders.Then I eliminated the other candidates in one day to end the battle and become the God of the New Order. 】

Nakahara Chuya: 【………】

How should I put it, regarding the fact that his little friend came back as a god during the holidays, although he felt that it was unexpected, but also unexpectedly felt that it was reasonable...

[Anyway, at least as long as I am still alive, this world will not be destroyed. ] Saiki Kusuo’s voice was a bit gloomy. His original long-cherished wish in life was to live his life in a normal way like ordinary people, but the sky made such a joke on him. It’s really hard to make people feel happy .

[At first I thought the matter could finally be over, but on the third day, someone fell in love with a woman named Fu Jiang, and killed her and dismembered her.As a result, that woman was unkillable, her flesh and blood split into tens of thousands of rich rivers, and because of that woman's own charm ability, people all over the world fell in love with the countless parts of that woman, and fell into a trap. Crazy want to kill her... However, the more you kill, the more you will be divided, and things will fall into an endless loop, until the earth is completely occupied and polluted by countless rich rivers. 】

Zhong Yuanzhong also inexplicably guessed the subsequent development of the situation: [...Wait, you have been busy saving the world for the whole holiday, right? ? 】

【Yes. ] Saiki Kusuo's voice became more and more indifferent, 【Whenever I managed to solve the previous incident, a new troublesome incident would appear the next day, and it didn't stop until today. 】

【……I understand. 】Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't bear to look directly at him, he already fully understood why his always calm little friend would look like this.

During the holidays, other students are enjoying their rare leisure time, but Saiki Kusuo is the only one who can't rest for a moment to save the world. If it were him, he would have given up on himself long ago.

【It's not easy for you. 】 Nakahara patted Saiki Kusuo on the shoulder sympathetically.

Possessing more powerful superpowers means having to take corresponding responsibilities, and perhaps lacking most of human emotions and emotions.

Overly powerful superpowers are indeed a double-edged sword.

Compared with Saiki Kusuo, it is really not surprising that he encountered two homicides and one kidnapping case during his vacation.

Saiki Kusuo: No, yours is also very serious, okay, most ordinary people will never encounter such a thing in their lifetime.

……

Chuya Nakahara did not struggle with the start-of-term exams after the holidays, and his grades have always been excellent.While other students were moaning about the questions on the test paper, he had already begun to write down the problem-solving process and answers smoothly on the answer sheet.

When the last stroke was made, Nakahara put on the cap of his pen, and unconsciously turned his head to look at Saiki Kusuo at the next table, and found that he still had the same look with his eyes empty, apparently he hadn't been forced to rescue him one after another from the vacation. Slow down in the action of the world.

【certainly not. 】Negative words suddenly came out of Nakahara Chuya’s mind, and Saiki Kusuo had already begun to fill in the answers calmly, 【I’m just analyzing the answers written by the students of this grade on the test papers. In order to make my The ranking is maintained in the middle of the whole grade, unobtrusive and low-key. 】

Zhongyuan Zhong also complained: [Does a god still want to keep a low profile? 】

Saiki Kusuo: [This god is not what I want to be... Speaking of gods, you guys are half a catty. 】

Chuya Zhongyuan: [Huh?Why am I half-assed? 】

Saiki Kusuo seemed to have realized something just now, and he denied it lightly: 【...It's nothing. 】

Fortunately, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't intend to pursue it any further. Anyway, now that the answer sheet has been written, and there is still more than half an hour before the end of the exam, he once again started another topic in his mind: [Speaking of your telepathy Your ability is really cheating, no matter what you want to do, it will be very convenient, right? 】

[How is it possible, the voices of all creatures within a radius of 200 meters will be passively received by me, and there is no way to turn them off. 】

Unlike the common plots in movies, a person possesses unparalleled superpowers, but what he brings is not imaginary convenience but endless troubles.

That's why Saiki Kusuo really can't understand why so many people aspire to have superpowers like him.

Not only the passive skill telepathy, but also clairvoyance.When he keeps staring at a person without blinking, his line of sight will slowly penetrate the outer layer of clothes and skin, and see the muscle tissue and skeleton inside the human body, which will not be used for peeping as some nerds imagined. The indescribable part of beauty.

After school, Saiki Kusuo still went to the supermarket with Nakahara Chuya - because today there will be a special sale on coffee jelly.

Sweets such as coffee jelly are probably the only thing Saiki Kusuo likes in his life without desires and desires.

And Zhongya Nakahara is going to buy ingredients for dinner, and Honda Ju has to work overtime today, so there is a high probability that he will not go home.This is the overtime culture of social and animal civil servants, which makes people feel itchy and helpless.

Zhong Yuanzhong also secretly thought in his heart that he should not become a member of the civil servants in the future, it would be a headache to think about it.

When passing by the gap between a certain building, Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed something, and let out a light snort.

"Look there, is the cat trapped?"

A ginger cat wearing a red triangular scarf was stuck between the cracks in the wall and couldn't move. When it saw two humans approaching, it immediately meowed a few times, which was very miserable.Zhong Yuanzhong also heard this voice, and immediately felt pity, because the cry reminded him of Xiaoyu raised at home.

However, Saiki Kusuo looked at it for a few seconds, and then walked away indifferently: [Let's go, don't worry about it. 】

"Wait, isn't this very good?" Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated.

[Oh, forget you can't hear.It just said, 'Damn four-eyed and dwarf, hurry up and save me when you see me!In this way, I can still be merciful and let you touch my head for a minute', so are you still willing to save it? ] Saiki Kusuo accurately imitated the cat's mental activities.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Wow."

Nakahara Chuya: "Short?"

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