Men's team building plan

The moment the egg slipped from his hands, Shi Xuetong panicked, but when the egg was completely broken and there was no way to save it, his bad thoughts surfaced again.He acted first, he immediately put on a serious face, and yelled at Gu Ai who hadn't figured out what was going on: "What's the matter with you, why didn't you hold it steady?"

It's a good move to fish in troubled waters, if Gu Ai is really a soft persimmon as he imagined, at this time, I'm afraid he will have a guilty conscience and even apologize under his cold reprimand.

However, the reality is completely opposite to the imagination. Gu Ai, who was dumped, just looked at the broken eggs on the ground, and replied slowly: "You didn't hold it firmly either."

"I'm sure, you're going to grab it and you'll drop it." Shi Xuetong decided to implement his own way of throwing the pot away, opening his mouth to turn black and white, "So you should be responsible for cleaning the kitchen, otherwise Xiaosheng will come back will be angry."

He has always been shameless in the face of people he hates, and this trick is invincible, but Gu Ai seemed to be sent from heaven to overcome him, and Shi Xuetong almost twisted his nose with a faint "I don't know how".How could this person be thicker than him? !No, he doesn't know what a face is at all!

After getting along for a day, Shi Xuetong also discovered that Gu Ai was much more difficult to deal with than he imagined.He was about to say a few more words, but from the corner of his eye, he saw that the fire on the stove had risen from the bottom of the pot to lick the side of the pot, so he ran over to turn on the switch as if he had just realized that he had left the fire on.

Looking annoyed at the black scorched object in the pot that should have been winter melon soup, Shi Xuetong was rare silent.At this time, Gu Ai slowly walked past him with two vegetable leaves, and lightly said "Can I eat it?", which made Shi Xuetong deeply understand this person's ability to kill people invisible.

--hateful!Why hasn't Xiaosheng come back?If he doesn't come back again, he really doesn't guarantee that there won't be a real-life duel...

"No, I was standing here 5 minutes ago, you guys were busy burning my kitchen and didn't notice."

Hmm, this familiar voice?Shi Xuetong realized that he did not know why he had said what was in his heart, but when he turned his head, he realized that the person he had been waiting for all day was standing in front of the isolation door in the kitchen, with an unusually bright smile on his usually gentle face, making him Shi Xuetong, who wanted to rush over immediately, stopped in fear.

"Xiao Sheng, you're back..." Shi Xuetong, who can only bully the weak and fear the strong, immediately sensed the danger. He swallowed his saliva in fright, but the competitor next to him seemed to be completely unaware of the murderous look emanating from Shen Sheng's smile. , showing an innocent smile, and approached him.

"Shen Sheng, do you want to try my cooking?"

He pointed to a few dishes on the dining table that were extremely poorly presented, and the ingredients were completely unknown, and looked at Shen Sheng courteously.

Damn it!Even if he can't get used to him, Shi Xuetong can't help admiring Gu Ai who has the courage to step on thunder.

"Cooking?" Shen Sheng asked back with a smile, "I thought you guys were doing sabotage. After all, I've only been out for a day, and my kitchen has already turned into this. You tell me that you guys are cooking?"

Although he had a standard smile showing eight teeth, there was no smile in his eyes at all, and he gritted his teeth inside and outside the words, which reminded Shi Xuetong of the memory that he almost burned Shen Sheng's kitchen when he cooked last time .It's over, Xiaosheng's anger is the highest when he laughs instead of angry, and finally realizes how much death he has done, Shi Xuetong can't help but shiver, and can't help shrinking into a corner of the kitchen, trying to minimize his sense of existence .

However, countless tragic experiences tell us that people will not die unless they die.Just when Shi Xuetong thought that Gu Ai could stand in front to attract the main firepower, Shen Sheng's angry voice came over.

"Shi Xuetong! Did I tell you not to come into my kitchen again? How old are you, you can't even remember this sentence? What lines do you remember?! Don't you know how destructive you are? You Do you want me to go home after work to collect your body?!"

"Little, little Sheng... woo woo..."

Gu Ai, who seemed to be on the sidelines, looked at Shi Xuetong who was shivering after being scolded, then looked at the dishes on the table, and blinked innocently, as if he didn't understand why Shen Sheng was angry—even though it was the first time he did it. However, he feels that the cooking is surprisingly good, just like every time he composes music, as long as he thinks that it is made for Shen Sheng, he will feel happy, and even another guy who is an eyesore is not so annoying.

He was about to interject and recommend his own cooking again, but Shen Sheng's angry eyes swept over him, and his natural sixth sense kept calling the police, reminding Gu Ai that it's better to shut up now.

"And you!" Shen Sheng felt his head ache. He really didn't expect Gu Ai to be a kitchen killer on par with Shi Xuetong. Is he raising Gu? He actually put these two big killers together, " Is it because the music is not good enough or the composition is not interesting enough, so I have to come out and cook?"

"No, the music is very nice, and the composition is also very interesting," Gu Ai retorted, his expression was even more serious than when he composed the music, "Because he said that you worked hard all day outside, and we should cook at home and wait for you."

Shen Sheng immediately looked to the corner: "Shi Xuetong, explain to me right away."

"...Xiao Sheng, I really don't have any," Shi Xuetong felt aggrieved, and it was really sympathetic to match the soot on his face, "I didn't mean to burn the kitchen, I just wanted you to eat it as soon as you got home. Hot meals."

The corners of Shen Sheng's eyes twitched, thinking that with your level, you might as well poison me to death.He knew Shi Xuetong's nonsense, so it was impossible to just listen to one side of the story. Shen Sheng looked at Gu Ai, and before he asked, Gu Ai obediently said:

"He also said that the two of us should compare our cooking skills. Whoever's food you like is eligible to live here."

The provocative Shi Xuetong was completely betrayed, but Shen Sheng also knew that he would definitely be a provocateur, so there was no surprise—he was surprised that Gu Ai was able to be persuaded by Shi Xuetong. You must know that he is completely obsessed with things other than music. not interested.

I wanted to scold him, but Gu Ai's innocent face that I couldn't understand made Shen Sheng completely speechless, he could only turn his head and wave his hands, "...Forget it."

Pressing the swollen temples, Shen Sheng didn't want to look at the dark dishes on the table that could be poisoned at a glance, and gave an ultimatum to the two troublemakers, "Clean up the kitchen and the table within half an hour." Clean it up, or I'll all go to the hotel tonight."

"Aren't you going to eat it?" "Xiao Sheng, why don't you try it...?"

What, you really want him to eat it? !Shen Sheng's face darkened, and he laughed even more angrily, "Tell me, which dish on this table is edible?"

Hearing what he said, Shi Xuetong stopped pretending, and immediately ran to the table, picked up a water-blue porcelain plate, and put it in front of Shen Sheng as if offering a treasure, "I remember that Xiao Sheng likes poached eggs the most, look Look at what I made, it must be delicious."

With all due respect to Shen Sheng, he really couldn't tell that the black mass in the porcelain dish was a poached egg, but thinking that Shi Xuetong could fry eggs into a blackened discus before, his cooking skills have improved.

But whoever eats this stuff will die.

Shi Xuetong took the initiative, and Gu Ai, who was not to be outdone, also took action.He saw that Shen Sheng was not interested in the dishes on the table, so he went into the kitchen and brought out another white sea bowl. There was even steam rising from the bowl, which looked like it was really a freshly baked delicacy.However, when he put the sea bowl in front of Shen Sheng, all illusions were shattered.

"Tell me, are you stewing the witch's magic poison. Medicine?" Shen Sheng really wanted to ask Gu Ai where the confidence came from, making him feel that he would drink this bowl of purple saffron without changing his expression A dark, sticky substance with a peculiar smell.

"No," Gu Ai seemed not to understand what was in his words, and looked at Shen Sheng expectantly, "This is health porridge."

"..." Health porridge?It's almost dead!

Even Shi Xuetong, who was waiting to see the good show, couldn't stand it anymore. He knew who would win and who would win this match, so he immediately stepped forward to grab the bowl of porridge, and pushed Gu Ai, who refused to leave, into the room. Kitchen, "Okay, okay, don't you see that Xiao Sheng is tired after working all day? Let's go and clean it quickly."

You guys also know that I'm tired after a day's work?If I had known it would be like this, it would be better for these two people to fight directly!

Shen Sheng, who was really exhausted physically and mentally, only felt that he had escaped a catastrophe - he really had to thank Shi Xuetong, otherwise he would really have to go to the emergency room tonight!

During this messy night, Shen Sheng broke his heart, letting two clumsy people who have almost never done housework work is really terrible. Although he didn't do it himself, it also exhausted him to guide the two idiots to clean the kitchen safely and effectively As far as possible-the safety here refers to the safety of the kitchen.

It was almost midnight when the kitchen was finally tidy, and the last thing the three hungry people ate was the instant noodles that Shen Sheng had hoarded.Even though they were three people who had tasted a lot of rare delicacies, they thought this bowl of ordinary instant noodles was a delicacy in the world.

"Xiaosheng is still the best." Shi Xuetong praised him inarticulately while biting the instant noodles.

The exhausted Gu Ai only cared about eating, not at all like someone who had time to be glib.

And Shen Sheng didn't want to talk to either of them at all - just picking out any kid in the group would be much more sensible than them!

"Because I'm very angry today," Shen Sheng called them before going to bed, admonishing the pet parents word by word like educating their own dogs, "One of you sleeps in the guest room and the other sleeps on the sofa, I don't care how you allocate them. , I’ll go to the hotel by myself if it’s noisy.”

"Oh—" The two responded aggrievedly, and they learned to be good at this time.

When Shen Sheng closed the door, the expressions of the two of them immediately became indifferent.

"You... I'll sleep on the sofa." Shi Xuetong, who was about to snatch the guest room, thought of something, rolled his eyes and immediately changed his words.Gu Aili ignored him and went straight to the bathroom to wash and sleep.He was the one who was serious about borrowing, and of course he wasn't guilty at all.

When Shi Xuetong sneaked around in the middle of the night and wanted to climb into the bed, but found that Shen Sheng had already locked the door very wisely——he really wanted to cry.

Tong: Xiao Sheng is so heartless when he is so cruel!

Tong: But I also like the ruthless little Sheng... Good night [kiss]

Squatting in front of other people's doors in the middle of the night, posting hair-raising confession WeChat messages, and laughing like a fool, Shi Xuetong didn't care that he looked like a moron at all.Rather, he wanted to know more and more how far Shen Sheng could accept what he did to him——

The rivals in love have come to bully him, no matter how difficult this battle is, he will never back down!

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