A Couple Made in Heaven [Interstellar]

As a "slightly unusual person" who has lived in line with An Jie's expectations for more than ten years and has a little secret different from those around him, Gu Shao's mortal body is also "slightly unusual" compared with ordinary people. Ordinary" mortal body.

He has basically never been ill. He only suffers from headaches when his mental energy is exhausted. He never suffers from dizziness due to colds and colds. He will be praised by various detectors for his excellent personal health management.

Therefore, sneezing is not a trivial matter in daily life for Gu Jiangchu.

"After my scan, all your body values ​​are within the healthy range." Ian, who had been quiet for a long time, said in the terminal, "Exclude health-related reasons and search for other similar data. According to a saying from the ancient earth period—— - Swearing, thinking, nagging - this single sneeze could be a sign that someone is scolding you."

When Gu Jiangchu fell asleep before, Ian and his personal terminal were left outside the medical cabin together. After waking up, although he put the terminal back on again, things happened one after another. During the period, he only briefly asked Lin He Is it okay over there? I stopped communicating with Ian halfway, and then I heard the smart assistant talking, and he smiled at the saying that the other party didn't know where to dig out: "Maybe it's the guy who just received my message scolding me." Yes, when he just woke up from the 'dizziness', he was probably very angry to find that I didn't evacuate with the large army."

"This speculation makes sense." Ian first affirmed Gu Jiangchu's guess, and then continued with a "but".

Smart assistants clearly think otherwise.

Gu Jiangchu: "Besides Shen Xiaowu, who else would scold me at this time?"

"It's not necessarily cursing." Ian said rationally, "I searched for the corresponding information along this common saying, and found that it is not limited to the meaning of 'swearing', and it can also be used in this common saying. Do 'think' to explain, and if it is extended by 'swearing', slander, gossip, behind-the-scenes discussions, etc., can also be included as extended meanings."

Just when the carrier plane arrived at the platform near the medical department, it began to slow down steadily until it was docked properly. Gu Jiangchu heard Ian's babbles, but he couldn't tell who the target in the other party's "other views" was. He waited in the carrier cabin. The door opened and asked: "So, you are implying that someone might be gossiping about me behind my back? The target range may be a bit wide."

Long before arriving at the exercise site on the academy ship, he had already received a round of secret discussions because of his voluntary request to form a team with Wei Pingrong. Later, when the ambush team came, he refused to leave Wei Pingrong and return to the ship, and unintentionally went back to the ship in public. A performance of "Life and death, never leave", made the rumor that "he is not afraid of death and fell in love with the disaster star" more and more decent.

In the future, the unlucky "broadcast" and the "broken talk" of his mother An Jie's misunderstanding will accompany each other. All the support forces on the Guangming may have misunderstood him and Wei Pingrong. In the end, we have to add Gu Changyun has already contacted the leading teacher as the student's parent, saying that he and Wei Pingrong have been received safely together, and they are both safe now... Maybe there are people who gossip about Gu Jiangchu behind their backs, forming a long line. It is probably possible to line up from the Guangming to the safe area where the teachers and students of Star Aviation Academy are located.

The range really couldn't be wider.

"But it's as if you just combined the current current events and thought without hesitation that Mr. Shen should be the one who scolded you." Ian said when Gu Jiangchu stepped out of the cabin door, "Comprehensive Mr. McCallum is staying with your parents, and you Regarding the two incidents that happened when Mr. Wei was sent to the medical department, I have reason to believe that there is a very high probability that the person who is gossiping is Mr. McAllen."

Gu Jiangchu stepped onto the platform with long legs and walked towards the medical department with a clear destination.

Ian's words successfully reminded him that he hadn't had time to explain the ability incident, and he had a headache for a while, and then asked, "The two incidents when I first arrived at the medical department? What happened?"

The platform of the carrier plane is only a few steps away from the gate of the medical department. A tall and long-legged person walks up and arrives at the gate in less than 2 minutes.

In this short period of more than 100 seconds, because it was left outside the medical cabin together with the terminal, the smart assistant who knew everything succinctly recounted what Gu Jiangchu missed. cabin field records.

Gu Jiangchu: "..."

"Your expression is very interesting." Ian said, "I compared my facial database, and in addition to the four-character adjectives of indescribable, dumbfounding, and dumbfounding, I also found a sentence——'Calm down, anyway, look for Time machine'."【Note】

Gu Jiangchu was just like An Jie who was still in the technical department. He seemed to be suffering from sudden deaf-mute. With a stiff expression, he walked into the gate of the medical department without saying a word, and stood two meters away from the active medical cabin. After a long while, I took a deep breath with less obvious chest rise and fall.

"Ian." Gu Jiangchu said.

The smart assistant responded immediately: "I am here, you say."

Gu Jiangchu lowered his head and glanced at his terminal, because the other party's body was not in front of him, so he had to tap on the surface of the terminal with his fingers: "Did you secretly put a circuit booster on your body today, otherwise why are you so happy, you will take me Have fun?"

"I have to solemnly declare that the circuit booster is like a local jammer, it won't be very effective on me, and I don't have the function of making fun of the owner." Ian replied with a relaxed and happy voice , "But seeing that you are doing well, I am indeed very relieved and happy about it."

When he said the last sentence, the smart assistant almost revealed the sincerity of a real person, Gu Jiangchu was slightly taken aback.

Before he could continue to think about something, Ian said in a relaxed and happy manner: "As one of the people who watched you grow up, I think that you may be about to enter a new stage of life, and start a period that has never been seen in the past." The emotional journey I have experienced, although the current data is limited, it is still impossible to confirm the compatibility index between Mr. Wei and you, but this idea is enough to make me happy."

Before even a hint of it appeared, the thought of being distracted by this remark dissipated immediately.

Gu Jiangchu was speechless for half a minute, then poked the terminal with his finger: "I really rarely ask you to shut up, do I?"

"Yes." Ian accurately captured the threatening message hidden in this sentence, and he said in a timely manner, "Don't bring up this topic again for the time being, it's best to be quiet for a while-I understand what you mean, but Before you shut up, please allow me to say one last thing, Mr. Wei woke up 92 seconds ago, when I was imagining the new stage of your life, "

After finishing speaking, the smart assistant really shut up, leaving Gu Jiangchu, who had dropped a small bomb before he was quiet, froze in place, looking at the still closed medical cabin with an indescribable expression.

Gu Jiangchu suddenly realized that he was a bit at a loss.

There were two rounds of misunderstanding first, and then he was stepped in by a good elder who had already advertised their "love" to the elders of the entire ship, how should he face this person in the medical cabin? Woolen cloth?

A misunderstanding, if it is not explained in time, it is indirectly indulged and procrastinated until it has almost become a conclusion in the hearts of the people around you. If you want to explain it now, others will have reasons to refute it.

Preconceived opinions are often the most reliable, and they are as difficult to change as the legendary "law of first impressions".

But if you leave it alone without explaining it, of course it won't work.

What are you planning to do without explaining the misunderstanding?Wait for it to come true?

Gu Jiangchu: "..."

As soon as the word "come true" popped up in the bottom of my heart, some kind of subtle feeling that I only experienced when I woke up went back and forth, which made Gu Jiangchu feel that he might have switched roles with Wei Pingrong overnight, I also became the object standing by a certain door, looking in without looking at it.

And before he was reminded, he didn't even realize that there was a door here.

The small door like an invisible door was firmly attached to the wall. Gu Jiangchu should have passed the opponent and walked forward, but a series of "accidental" roadblocks twisted and blocked his way forward, blocking him back to the door. His elders He didn't even let him feel the outline of the door clearly, so he pushed open the crack first, and rushed to urge him: "Look! Look!"

But he didn't think about relationship issues at all in the past, he didn't even know his sexual orientation, and he thought that maybe he would find an interracial partner in the future, what could he see?

Gu Jiangchu stood still on the floor in front of the medical cabin, feeling that there might be a cat disaster in his heart. The cats grabbed the ball of wool made up of his thoughts and had a carnival, leaving a place of cat hair and a messy The ball of thread made him really upset for a while.

"What are you doing?" After receiving the news that Wei Pingrong had woken up, McAllen hurried back to the medical department. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Gu Jiangchu standing and playing the sculpture. He looked around the medical department in a daze, "little Where's David?"

Thinking that Gu Jiangchu went back to the medical department by himself, when McCallum returned to the nearby area, he deliberately slowed down his return speed, consciously doing a good deed, and providing the two young people with more time to spend together, but unexpectedly After dragging his time and entering the door, he didn't even see the people who should have left the cabin, and he was very puzzled.

Then he took a step forward to check the medical cabin, and found that Wei Pingrong was still in the cabin, his perplexity immediately turned into extreme perplexity.

"You..." Doctor Jian Er tried to mobilize his brain, and asked Gu Jiangchu, "What did you do to scare people back into the medical cabin, or what did you do to make others feel embarrassed to come out? "

Gu Jiangchu wanted to answer no, but after thinking about it carefully, the latter seemed to touch the edge again. He was dumb for a moment, and heard a soft sound from the medical cabin.

The cover of the medical cabin that guarded the sleeping beauty inside like a clam shell was finally opened. Wei Pingrong, who should have gotten up earlier, sat up quietly, with an unnatural expression. As soon as he opened the cabin cover, he couldn't see Gu Jiangchu who was directly in front of him. Suddenly, they collided, and immediately, the two people who "have their own ghosts" looked away at the same time.

McAllen gave full play to his imagination and nodded in his heart: "Oh!"

The sharp-eared doctor, who felt very considerate, suppressed a meaningful smile, and only allowed himself to smile calmly and lightly. He rescued the embarrassed junior: "It just so happens that Xiao Wei's mental strength evaluation report has been derived, why don't you go ahead and give it a try?" Look at the report, the equipment for the comprehensive physical examination is also in place, I will go to confirm the final values, the physical examination will start immediately, we will not waste any more time."

Although McAllen's imagination is completely different from the facts, but in any case, his words did have a certain relief effect.

Gu Jiangchu handed over the data board of the report belonging to Wei Pingrong, and then studied his own with a 12-point concentration. Ten lines at a glance.

After confirming that the major items had not changed and that the recovery was good, he slowly drew out a wisp of mental energy and went to Wei Pingrong, preparing to "know ourselves and the enemy".

That is, when the spiritual fields of the two were slowly blending, Gu Jiangchu felt that Wei Pingrong suddenly moved a little closer to him.

He almost thought that the spiritual field had overlapped for a long time before, and the other party could already perceive the spiritual field. However, when Wei Pingrong spoke, Gu Jiangchu realized that he was guilty of being a thief, thinking as much as McAllen.

"Try not to bother others" may have been written into Wei Pingrong's bones. Unlike Gu Jiangchu who deserted, he read the evaluation report carefully, but many of the above items were completely unheard of, and it was quite difficult to understand by himself.

Therefore, he had no choice but to disturb Gu Jiangchu in embarrassment: "Sorry, I don't understand a few things."

Hearing the apology in Wei Pingrong's voice, Gu Jiangchu put away all his mixed thoughts, and he took the data board handed back by Wei Pingrong: "It's okay, show me, what don't you understand?"

Before Wei Pingrong handed the data board to Gu Jiangchu, he had already selected all the items he doubted. Gu Jiangchu only found out this after asking. The hand that pointed out from the beginning indicated that he had seen it.

Wei Pingrong's hand froze in mid-air after being patted, as if Gu Jiangchu was electrified, making his paws numb, and he took a long time to withdraw them slowly.

Gu Jiangchu looked calm, but in fact, his "charged" hand was also frozen. He stared at the report calmly, thinking: "I owe you a hand."

The author has something to say: [Note]: "It's cold, calm down, and find a time machine first." - "Gintama"

Circuit booster: For silicon-based life forms, the circuit booster is a gadget that can be equated to a "stimulant". It can stimulate the body's built-in sensor elements and bring excitement to silicon-based organisms. It should not be excessive. High-strength superchargers are highly addictive and can be regarded as drugs in the body world.

As for the "tea drunk" mentioned in the last chapter, because tea contains theophylline, moderate intake can stimulate the central nervous system and bring a refreshing effect, but an excessive amount will disturb the body's electrolyte balance, making people feel nauseous and dizzy , insomnia, headache, muscle twitching and tachycardia in severe cases.

In short, everything should be moderate, and never drink tea, wine and other drinks on an empty stomach!