A Couple Made in Heaven [Interstellar]

Gu Jiangchu's relationship with Wei Pingrong is like a cumulonimbus cloud that came uninvited over the long-dry land. Without any greetings, it splashed all over the body first, which was unreasonable.

But even if it is unreasonable, apart from being stunned at the beginning, the person whom he poured all over doesn't feel how annoying this "uninvited guest" is at all. He just regards him as an unexpected surprise, In the deepest part, there is a secret desire to get closer to him.

It was the first time for Wei Ping Rongsheng to experience the feeling of making friends. It was difficult to control himself not to pay attention to his new friend, but at the same time he was afraid of rushing forward and making the other party feel uncomfortable and rude.

To his extra delight, he soon discovered that he might have gained more than just a new friend.

In addition to the "salted fish" in the virtual home, the new neighbor Gu Jiangchu who moved next door is also enthusiastic and friendly. Because the other party is on vacation, he can only rest at home for the time being. The other party does not seem to be affected by his bad luck. The two are friendly We have been back and forth two or three times, and the relationship has improved rapidly.

Until Gu Jiangchu has been visiting home several times, the achievement progress in the virtual homeland has steadily advanced by several percentage points after breaking through the "zero character mark". Wei Pingrong is immersed in the "relaxed" feeling of finally making friends. In "Burden", he maintains his friendship with Gu Jiangchu and "Salted Fish" cautiously to the point of trepidation... He never realizes that his "friends" can actually be two in one, and Gu Jiangchu is "Salted Fish".

For this reason, Gu Jiangchu, who deliberately concealed his identity, gained some uncommon experiences.

——For example, listening to others praise themselves to themselves.

"You are very similar to a friend I just met in reality." Wei Pingrong said when Gu Jiangchu reached out to give him a hand.

They are in the virtual homeland, completing a task recorded in the achievement system of "calling friends and seeing the wonders together".

The difficulty level of this task is set very low. Players only need to add a friend in the home system, and then go to the designated location on the map with the friend and climb a few hills. It is a novice welfare task.

It's just that the designer of the game task probably never imagined that there are still people in this world who are as unlucky as Wei Pingjun. For single-player missions, replace "climb a few hills" with "just go to a designated place". With Wei Pingrong's luck of "winning the lottery" at any time, there will always be some accidents in the middle of the mission, which makes his mission It can't go well.

Fortunately, now, with the luck bonus of a "fairy godmother" surnamed Gu, although Wei Pingrong had a trampling accident on the way, Gu Jiangchu, who was walking beside him, had quick eyesight and quick hands, and rescued him. They were basically dragged away by Gu Jiangchu, and there were no twists and turns along the way. The two of them arrived at the mission designated place safely.

"Really?" After confirming that Wei Pingrong had stood firmly on the flat ground, Gu Jiangchu responded casually. He had already guessed who the "real friend" was referring to.

"Well, you sometimes make me feel very similar." Wei Pingrong said, lowering his head as if he was looking at the road, his eyes quietly glanced at his hand that was still being held by Gu Jiangchu, "But he doesn't like games."

Gu Jiangchu: "No."

The guess in my heart was confirmed, and it felt very novel to hear others recognize themselves as two people. Gu Jiangchu called up the map, checked which coordinates were still missing from them, and listened calmly to Wei Pingrong's continued talk he himself.

It was the first time in Wei Pingrong's life to introduce another friend of his to a friend, so he was stuck for a while, feeling that he had a faint sign that he was short of words, and he thought for a long time before he could hold back the words. One sentence: "He is also a very warm-hearted and good man, just like you."

"That doesn't sound too bad." One person received two good person cards, and Gu Jiangchu made a comment with a nonchalant face, with no trace of fine points.

Hearing his affirmation, Wei Pingrong slightly pursed his lips and smiled a little: "If there is a chance, I really hope to introduce you to each other. I think he and you may hit it off very well."

That is natural.

Gu Jiangchu shook his head in his heart, can he not hit it off with himself?

Just when the system prompt urging the two to go to the next designated place sounded, this small topic ended.

The intelligent assistant linked to Gu Jiangchu's spiritual field watched the whole process. He thought it was a piece of data with considerable commemorative value and significance for discussion, so he saved it, and curiously asked his owner questions after returning to reality.

"I thought that after you learned about the relationship between Mr. Wei and user E, you would also confess to Mr. Wei about your relationship with user Xianyu."

Listening to Ian's words, Gu Jiangchu's hand stretched out to the cup felt empty. Before his eyes fell on the document and moved to the direction where the cup should be placed, the porcelain cup holder made a crisp sound of being collided, and he The outstretched fingertips then felt the heat—Ian, who is also in human form today, just took away his cold milk tea and poured him a cup of hot freshly roasted milk.

Gu Jiangchu took a sip of roasted milk under the reminder of the smart assistant "be careful of burning", and then answered the other party's question just now: "Because it is better for him to keep the status quo for the time being."

"better?"

Ian repeated the owner's words. He searched the database on the chain for a while, and the light-colored eyes that lost focus for a while quickly refocused, thinking: "Based on all the information about Mr. Wei collected so far, It can be concluded that "making friends" is of great significance to him-you don't want to destroy Mr. Wei's mistaken belief that he has made two friends at once, for fear that the joy he will bring to the other party will be diminished after telling the truth. half, decided to maintain the status quo for the time being, right?"

"almost."

Ian's analysis was basically the same as what Gu Jiangchu thought in his heart. He nodded slightly, and was immediately praised by the intelligent assistant: "It's really gentle."

Gentle...?

Because of Ian's previous question, Gu Jiangchu had withdrawn from the state of concentrating on reading, and he couldn't return to the state immediately. He rested his left elbow on the table, propped his head, and thought briefly that he was so good enough. Not enough for the "gentle" question.

After all, he hadn't prepared to make friends with Wei Pingrong at first, and only approached Wei Pingrong after he realized that the other party was probably a disqualified person.

"Approaching with a purpose, contact with the goal as the starting point." Gu Jiangchu said, "The motive is no longer pure, can the series of subsequent actions be called 'gentle'?"

Smart assistants are good at collecting and analyzing, and can quickly and easily process huge amounts of data that make ordinary people want to commit suicide at a glance. The shortcomings of the computer are exposed, and the processor has to be turned on for a while before it can continue to chat with the owner who started to ask him back.

"I think the question you raised should be discussed on a case-by-case basis." Ian always said with justification, "The series of behaviors made to achieve the goal are only gentle, considerate and other elements, just like the outer packaging. Wrapping a malicious heart, or genuinely gentle behavior from the heart, the same on the outside and inside, these are two types of exploration directions based on the difference in the nature of subsequent behaviors. In addition, the initial purpose can also be divided into two types. , the first category is for benign purposes, and the second category is for malicious purposes.”

Gu Jiangchu: "What is 'benign purpose'?"

"As opposed to the malicious purpose, that is, the purpose will not harm the target itself, and will not damage the interests of the target. It is a milder, well-intentioned, and understandable purpose." The intelligent assistant tried to give examples to his subordinates, "For example, suppose You fell in love with Mr. Wei at first sight..."

"Wait, what am I?"

Gu Jiangchu was sitting leisurely at first, the chair was turned 180 degrees, facing Ian, ready to listen to the other party's point of view, but suddenly heard such a magical example, the elbow on the armrest of the swivel chair almost slipped , Suspected that his assistant was accidentally poisoned.

"You fell in love with Mr. Wei at first sight - this is just a hypothesis."

The astonishment of the owner did not shake Ian's desire to finish his statement, and he continued to calmly say: "Because of love at first sight, your interest in Mr. Wei is unprecedentedly high, and you can't wait to get closer to him, and a series of Do your best to show your own charm and considerate behavior, and be tender in the process, in order to maximize the possibility of achieving your goal, and since your ultimate goal is to be with Mr. Wei, in order to love him more legitimately, Based on the above, I think, 'You want to be with Mr. Wei' is a 'benign purpose'."

The author has something to say: "Crack!"

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