Pretend not to love you [entertainment circle]

Xiao Baijun's desire slowly subsided, he leaned against the head of the bed, and held something in his hands to play with. He had only heard of this thing, but never used it. Xiao Baijun looked at it seriously, with a curved shape , a little weird, the advertisement says "experience the enjoyment of a real person", and the introduction says that there is a real person's voice called c, and you can choose whether the voice is male or female. He looked at Zuoqiu's hand on the thin blanket, this thing can More comfortable than Zuoqiu's hand?

Xiao Baijun expressed doubts, a dead thing is a dead thing, how can a real person be so exciting!Throwing the things on the bedside table, his body slid down, Xiao Baijun hugged Zuoqiu and fell asleep.

The next day, when Zuoqiu woke up, he found that there was an arm pressing on his chest, and a hard object held his waist. Without turning his head, he could imagine how hard it was.It's not the first time that Zuoqiu has shared the same bed with Xiao Baijun, but it seems that he won't be like this before. Could it be that Xiao Baijun didn't use the things he bought last night?

Speaking of the plane bei, it was Xiao Baijun’s love affair some time ago, and Zuoqiu bought it disheartened. He deliberately bought the one with the highest sales volume and high price, and planned to be with it for the rest of his life, but in the end due to various reasons The reason is that he has never used it once, and he hasn't even removed the packaging.

Xiao Bojun asked him to sleep with him last night, of course he understood what it meant, but Zuoqiu was so sleepy, he got up from the bed a second before he fell asleep, and took the thing from the inside of his cabinet Xiao Baijun's room.

When Zuoqiu was wandering in the sky, Xiao Baijun also woke up, and found that Zuoqiu was thinking about something. He moved his hand directly down, held Zuoqiu, and approached his ear, threatening: "As a boyfriend, you don't want to fulfill your promise?" My own obligation, but also fooling me with other things, how do you think I should punish you?"

Zuoqiu bent down to avoid Xiao Baijun's evil hand, holding Xiao Baijun's arm with both hands, "It's early in the morning, don't mess around."

Xiao Bojun was stronger than Zuoqiu, holding Zuoqiu's hands with one hand, and took off Zuoqiu's pants with the other hand, "That's not okay, you have to make it up to me."

Zuoqiu, who is as weak as a chicken, is very speechless, compensation is compensation, why did he take off his pants, he doesn't want to be compensated!

Xiao Baijun didn't care so much, he grabbed Zuoqiu himself, and on the other hand guided Zuoqiu's hand to please him.

In the end, the two were lying on the bed panting, and a new puddle of water appeared on the ground.

"Have you ever used an airplane beige? It feels better than a real person's hand?" Xiao Baijun asked Zuoqiu when he wiped it with a paper towel.

"I haven't used it, so I don't know how it feels." Zuo Qiu answered truthfully.

"Have you not had time to feel it yet?" Seeing that the packaging has not been opened, Xiao Baijun guessed that it may not be long since you bought it, and Zuoqiu hasn't found a chance to use it yet.

Zuoqiu turned over to prevent Xiao Baijun from seeing his face, and replied, "I bought it for four or five months."

After hearing this, Xiao Baijun, what else does he understand? Four or five months ago, Zuoqiu, who had a crush on him for many years, would feel very lost and lonely when he saw that he had a girlfriend. It seemed reasonable to buy a fake one, Xiao Bai Jun expresses his understanding, after all, he is not going to ask P.

"Put it away. Whenever you want to use it in the future, come to me directly. I will definitely give you a better experience than the dead thing." Xiao Baijun put his hand on Zuoqiu's waist and promised.

Zuo Qiu buried his head in the pillow and hummed lightly.

No one lived in the house for a long time, after the two got up, Zuo Qiu cleaned at home, Xiao Baijun went downstairs to buy breakfast,

Twenty minutes later, Zuoqiu, who had finished cleaning, opened the door for Xiao Baijun and went out for a while, Xiao Baijun came back with a serious expression.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to live here for long."

"What's the matter?" Zuo Qiu asked Xiao Baijun after taking the breakfast and putting it on the dining table.

"I forgot to wear a mask when I went out today. I was recognized by someone when I bought breakfast, and they followed me all the way."

A few fans who also bought breakfast recognized him and called his name loudly, making him at a loss. When he suppressed his displeasure, nodded and said hello to them and walked back, he found that he was being followed. The security in the community was good, and the face recognition system opened the door, which stopped the fans who were following.

Zuoqiu was quite surprised, it was nothing to be followed by a few fans, he was just afraid that the news of their living here would reach the media, the difficult media is not as easy to talk to as fans, their resilience is stronger, and their methods are more despicable. Being targeted by them, they probably have no privacy at all.

When Zhao Zhixian came to pick up the two in the afternoon, Zuo Qiu told him the matter as soon as he got in the car and asked him to make up his mind.

After pondering for a while, Zhao Zhixian suggested: "You won't be staying with Mayor B in the near future, it's okay for now, but I suggest you choose another place to live, it's best to switch between the two sides, and besides, I think you should find an assistant .”

It's better to release the news of the two being together later, before Zhao Zhixian is fully sure, he can't act rashly to avoid hindering Zuoqiu's future.In addition, if there is an assistant to run errands for the two, I believe it can reduce a lot of unnecessary exposure.

Sitting in the back of the car, Xiao Baijun and Zuoqiu exchanged glances, and they both saw approval in each other's eyes. After today's incident, the two people's concept of not needing an assistant has also changed. If there is an assistant to help, many things don't need to be done. It will be more convenient to do it yourself, just like today, if an assistant helps buy breakfast, Xiao Baijun will not be followed.

"We think it's ok, Brother Zhao, let's find one." Zuo Qiu, the spokesperson of the group, said.

"Do you want the assistant to be male or female?" Zhao Zhixian asked.

Zuoqiu: "Men."

Xiao Baijun: "Female."

Zuoqiu felt that if it was a female assistant, he might be a little embarrassed to order too many things. It is better to be of the same sex, and it is easier to communicate, but Xiao Baijun is purely jealous. If Zuoqiu talks too much to the male assistant, Xiao Baijun I feel that I must be unhappy.

The fine Zhao Zhixian looked at the two people who were sticking to their own opinions, and said, "I have a very good candidate, I will bring it here for you to have a look at tomorrow, I believe that person will definitely satisfy you at the same time."

Since there is such a candidate, Zuoqiu and Xiao Baijun don't say anything anymore, just wait to meet someone.

Next, Zhao Zhixian gave the two people a brief introduction about the specific situation of their upcoming mask endorsement.The brand name of the facial mask is "Membrane". Although its domestic status is not as good as that of the first- and second-tier domestic old brands, it is still considered a new brand with strong stamina in the facial mask industry. The brand has been established for less than five years, and its sales have been skyrocketing.

And the brand took a fancy to zx and asked to endorse the latest products, because they also took a fancy to the popularity of the two who have attracted much attention since their debut, which is similar to the situation of the brand itself.The name of the new product is "Black and White Match". As the name says, the product is composed of a black film and a white film. The black film absorbs the melanin that has been deposited for a day.

Hearing what Zhao Zhixian said, Zuoqiu asked curiously: "Is this new product intended to tell consumers that the mask should be used twice a day?" Apply several sheets of mask, but in most people's minds, once a day at most is better.

"No, what I saw in the advertisement is one tablet per day, used alternately." Zhao Zhixian explained.

Zuoqiu glanced at the lazy Xiao Baijun beside him, and then asked Zhao Zhixian: "This black and white match is obviously more suitable for male and female artists to endorse. Why would the advertiser want us to endorse?"

Nowadays, many male artists endorse women's clothing and cosmetics, even the monthly essential private items. Therefore, it is not new to let them endorse facial masks, but when ordinary people hear "black and white matching", the next sentence will probably be "Boys and girls match", so Zuoqiu didn't understand.

"I heard that they had indeed negotiated with male and female stars before, but then their creative director felt that it was clichéd, so they approached us." Zhao Zhixian glanced at Xiao Baijun secretly. In fact, the biggest reason was that the director found out With Xiao Baijun's identity, he knew that the company would support zx in the next few years, so he chose them instead. After all, every time zx swipes his face, it is equivalent to swiping their mask to give them a sense of presence. This means that the exposure of the mask is increased.

When the three arrived at the shooting location, Zhou Cheng, the person in charge of the facial mask company, had already arrived. After several people greeted each other, the director in charge of shooting called Zuoqiu Xiao Baijun aside to explain the content of the commercial shooting.

Compared with shooting movies and TV shows, shooting commercials is the easiest. The two only need to pose a few masks in front of the camera, and then say the words of the commercial.

In order to show the real effect, the two agreed to the director to wash their faces before shooting and not to put on any makeup. For an artist who has the burden of idols, it takes courage to appear on the scene without makeup. You must know that many people say that they have makeup without makeup. Yes, it's just that these makeups are not easy to detect.

Seeing that the most difficult part of the advertisement was easily solved, Zhou Cheng sighed to Zhao Zhixian: "zx is better than I imagined, and I can't think of any reason why they won't be popular in the future." Work hard, it's really hard for such a person not to be popular.

Zhao Zhixian smiled reservedly: "I accept your good words."

After a while, thinking of what Zuoqiu once said, Zhao Zhixian said again: "Zuoqiu usually likes to put on a mask, and recently he is trying the film strength. I really like your brand."

As soon as Zhou Cheng heard it, he understood that for the artists who endorsed the company's brand, they would not only give generous rewards, but of course they would also give them some experience outfits. It would be great if Zuo Qiu could recognize and like their brand, so Zhou Cheng He smiled and said: "We are also very happy that they like it. I will send some samples of all the products to your company tomorrow."

Zuo Qiu's wish of "having a mask without spending money" was easily fulfilled, and Zhao Zhixian nodded in satisfaction. In fact, there are really very few artists like Zuo Qiu now. Almost all artists only love international big names. For these 50 yuan, 10 pieces of masks Disdainful, even the spokesperson, except that he used it when shooting commercials, probably won't remember what it is after that.

But Zuoqiu is different, he only uses what is suitable for him, and he will not blindly pursue big brands, of course not only for masks, but also for other things.At first Zhao Zhixian thought it was Zuoqiu's poor economy that caused this, but he knew that Xiao Baijun gave half of his high monthly "pocket money" to Zuoqiu, and Zuoqiu didn't buy things randomly because of the extra windfall , is true diligence and thrift.

Here, after the two of them washed their faces, Zuoqiu put on a white mask, while Xiao Baijun put on a black one.Zuoqiu is in charge of the entire ad: "Has your melanin been sucked out today? Are you whiter today than yesterday? The film power mask is black and white, the black film absorbs melanin, and the white film whitens and moisturizes. Use alternately every day, so that you My skin is whiter and more hydrated every day. I have to apply a mask every day."

After the two performed the required shots according to the director's request, they changed their clothes, put on light makeup, and posed a few poses with the mask box. The whole commercial basically came to an end.

Several people were sitting in the car going back, Zuo Qiu had already heard from Zhao Zhixian that he was about to receive a bunch of free facial masks, he was very happy.It may be that there are not many types of masks used. In his opinion, there is almost no difference between a mask that costs 100 yuan and a mask that costs [-] yuan. Now there are free masks that can be used, which makes Zuoqiu very fond of the endorsement advertisement.

Zhao Zhixian looked at Zuoqiu's excited face and Xiao Baijun's indifferent face, and said, "MK found us and intends to ask you to speak for us. Do you have any intention?"

This advertiser also came out of "Come with Me". Because of Xiao Baijun's hot search on the show, some people paid attention to the fact that he used the ghost mask to scare people, while more people paid attention to Xiao Baijun's good figure. The domestic first-line brand MK also extended an olive branch to them because of his figure and high flow rate.

"MK?" Is it the best male underwear brand in China?Zuoqiu turned to look at Xiao Baijun.

Sure enough, Xiao Baijun refused after hearing the words.

"I don't agree." As far as Xiao Baijun knows, when he endorses an underwear advertisement, the appearance of wearing only underwear will not only appear in the advertisement, but also be printed directly on the packaging.When Xiao Baijun thought of a group of people staring at his and Zuoqiu's crotch, he felt uncomfortable.

Zhao Zhixian nodded knowingly: "Okay, I will find another advertisement for you." In fact, there are still several advertisements he is talking about, but none of them have reached the point of signing a contract. Said, it's not too late to talk about it after it's all settled.

When Zhao Zhixian drove the two of them downstairs to the apartment, Xiao Baijun suddenly asked him: "Is there any work these days?"

"Probably not anymore." Zhao Zhixian replied after thinking about it.

Xiao Baijun nodded, staring into Zhao Zhixian's eyes, implying, "We will stay in City B for three more days, nothing to do, don't bother us."

Zuoqiu blushed when he heard this, opened the door and went down first.

Of course, Zhao Zhixian understood better, "Okay, I'll wait for your call, and when you leave, I'll show you my assistant."

Xiao Bojun let out an "um" and followed Zuoqiu out of the car.

The two walked side by side to the door of the apartment unit, and when they reached the corner, Zuo Qiu was about to turn left and walk towards the elevator, when he saw Xiao Bai turn to the right, and after walking a few steps, he took out two couriers from the mailbox Box.

Seeing Xiao Baijun closing the mailbox and walking towards him, Zuoqiu asked him curiously, "What are these?" He didn't even know when Xiao Baijun shopped online. In his impression, Xiao Baijun hardly ever shopped online.

"I asked my brother to bring it here." Having said that, Xiao Baijun smiled ambiguously at Zuoqiu, "It's all for your use."

As soon as he went out in the morning, he was followed by someone, so Xiao Baijun directly gave up his plan to go out to buy, called Xiao Bolin and asked him to find someone to deliver it.

"It's very convenient to buy these things online. You can buy them yourself." As a straight man, Xiao Bolin said that he didn't understand these things, so he refused immediately when he heard this unreasonable request.

"I have no money."

One sentence left Xiao Bolin speechless. He hung up the phone and found someone to buy a bunch of useful and useless things for his "poor" brother and sent them over.

Zuoqiu was speechless when he heard Xiao Baijun's words. Is it really okay to let his brother buy family planning supplies for him?

When he got home and unpacked, Zuoqiu saw all kinds of strangely shaped items and various kinds of cloth (?), which were almost negligibly small. There are many things that are not even in G/V, Zuoqiu said that it was an eye-opener.

Xiao Baijun pulled out a pair of see-through underwear with a furry dog ​​tail, and suggested: "Today, you can try this first."

Zuoqiu looked at the pair of underwear that couldn't cover anything, and refused in his heart. He took out a set of Mr. Rabbit's Xiaoding suit, and said to Xiao Baijun: "If you wear this set, I will wear that set."

Xiao Baijun only wanted to eat meat at this time, and he didn't have any sense of shame. Hearing this, he directly agreed, "Okay, I'm fine."

Without waiting for Zuoqiu to nod his head in agreement, the impatient Xiao Baijun took the two sets of clothes directly to the bathroom for washing. After washing, he thoughtfully dried them all with a hair dryer. The fabric of the two sets of clothes is relatively easy to dry, so 10 minutes Finally, Xiao Baijun came out with dry clothes.

"Do you want to take a shower first?" Xiao Bojun asked Zuoqiu when he saw Zuoqiu swiping his phone.

Zuoqiu turned off Zhihu's search interface for "How painful is the first time", a little dumbfounded, "It's only six o'clock in the afternoon!" It's not dark yet, too impatient?

"It's getting late at six o'clock." Although you can only do it once, you can do it a few more times before Xixi!

Zuoqiu was pushed by Xiao Baijun into the bathroom that came with Xiao Baijun's room. The two of them washed together, and the warm hot water hit their bodies. Following the curve of Zuoqiu's body, he groped all the way down, and when the two faced each other, Xiao Baijun slowly squatted down...

After settling each other in the bathroom once, Xiao Bojun carried Zuoqiu out of Yuyu like a sandbag, threw it directly on the bed, and then found a "dog tail" from one side and put it on for Zuoqiu.

At this time Zuoqiu hadn't woken up from the lingering rhyme of gc, Xiao Baijun was lying on the bed and doing whatever he wanted.

Xiao Baijun kept his word, and after changing Zuoqiu's clothes, he consciously put on Mr. Rabbit's suit. Zuoqiu looked at the pair of furry ears on his head, and felt that a usually cold and tough guy was forcibly showing off his cuteness. The contrast between hard and soft makes him laugh so hard that he almost wants to fall down.

Xiao Baijun fastened his black bow tie, and grinned at Zuoqiu, who was overjoyed, "I hope you can still smile so happily later."

At this time, Zuoqiu seemed to be influenced by Xiao Baijun who had no integrity. He lay on the bed in a charming pose and said, "It all depends on your skills!"

Xiao Baijun's eyes were spitting fire, and he rushed towards Zuoqiu, announcing viciously: "I'm going to do it. You beg for mercy!"

In the end, Mr. Rabbit finally ate Mr. Dog, leaving nothing left.