I have an online dating relationship with the school grass next door

After experiencing the critical attack of "Jin Ping Mei", Lin Xiaoyang swallowed the damage and shock of the critical attack silently, and continued the discussion with Ahan as if nothing had happened.

Ahan: [Considering "The Romance of the West Chamber"? 】

Why?This can have!

Well edited and passed the review, perfect.

Lin Xiaoyang's eyes lit up, and he sent an emoji of a lamb nodding, then turned to open the chat box with the president, and made a suggestion.

The president has always accepted Lin Xiaoyang's proposals without any objection, and this time was no exception, so he agreed with his mouth open.This matter is settled, and the rest is script writing and role selection, and there is no rush.

Lin Xiaoyang closed the chat window with the president, and sent Ahan a "kiss" emoji: [Thank you, baby, for your help. 】

Ahan: 【Behind every successful goat is a silently dedicated Han. I'm just a good helper. 】

Yangzi: [Yeah! 】

Yangzai: 【Give the virtuous wife Ahan a loving kiss. 】

Lamb: [[Little Lamb Kiss]]

Before Sun Lei came, Lin Xiaoyang wanted to hurry up and chat with Ah Han.He copied and pasted a small joke and sent it over. He was waiting for a response when He Jun hurried in and said in a low voice, "Leilei is here! Brother Yang, restrain yourself!"

"Leilei" is Sun Lei's official nickname in the class, the reason is that "Sun Sun" is too senior to him, and the students are not very brave.

"Fuck me."

Lin Xiaoyang shuddered from He Jun's startled look, let go of his hands and threw the phone into the belly of the table, making a "boom" sound: "Who are you scaring?"

He Jun: "Brother, I'm worried that you patronize me for fun and volunteer to be your eyes. Why are you so ungrateful?"

Lin Xiaoyang: "Get out, I vomited."

He stretched out his hand to point out the door, and then pointed to himself: "When was I, Brother Society Yang, discovered?"

"...Okay, I won't call you next time." He Jun felt aggrieved, didn't stay in his seat, turned around and went to his girlfriend for comfort.

Lin Xiaoyang looked back with his face propped up. He Jun's girlfriend, Qin Xiaoluo, had always had a mother's patience with her boyfriend. The two of them were together, flashing infinitely, acting like no one else was there. Lin Xiaoyang couldn't stand it after just one glance. Sun Lei walked in with the phone bag in his hand.

Sun Lei was 41 years old, with sporadic hair, and his career was generally smooth. His daughter just entered the first year of high school.

He once said that it was his greatest misfortune to meet this year's students: "All the students are my grandson's fate. You can't escape. If you don't want to listen, you can learn by yourself."

At that time, the classmates cheered for a long time when they heard the words. It was not until the next day that half of the class in the biology class was punished to stand in front of the back blackboard and doze off.

But Sun Lei's words were not entirely wrong, one of the students in this group was indeed his robbery.

Lin Xiaoyang, a young physics genius.

"Lin Xiaoyang." Sun Lei put the bag on the podium, and the squad leader consciously went up to pick it up and started to collect the phone.Lin Xiaoyang stood up upon hearing the sound: "Leilei... Teacher Sun."

Sun Lei: "..."

Forget it, beating a student will affect his smooth career, forget it, old grandson.

Sun Lei: "You didn't bring your mobile phone this week?"

"I didn't bring it." Lin Xiaoyang replied naturally, without blushing and heartbeat, "What's the matter? You want my mobile phone, so I asked my mother to give it to me."

Sun Lei was speechless.

He Jun looked at Yingdi Lin with reverence in his eyes.Lin Xiaoyang smiled slightly, hiding his achievements and fame.

As long as you have the courage, you can take a holiday every day.

As long as he can speak, Lao Ban will become dumb.

After Yangzi's joke, Duan Han returned a full five rows of "hahaha" and a carefully selected emoji, a flower bud ready to bloom, euphemistically called "self-closing".

This emoticon pack is really powerful. After sending it out, Yangzai disappeared as if he was really autistic.Duan Han held his mobile phone and waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for Yangzai to reply, his boyish heart was a little empty.

"Brother Duan, why are you doing this? I'm going to stare at your phone." Luo Xufei walked over with two cans of Coke, and put one of them on Duan Han's table: "Brother, drink ice cream."

"Coke kills sperm." Duan Han turned the phone upside down on the table, pulled off the easy-tab and took a sip.

Luo Xufei: "..."

OK, that's confidence without the nightlife.

"Are you chatting with that online dating partner of yours again?" Luo Xufei turned the phone over and took a look, "I'll go, baby, you guys are too coquettish."

Duan Han slapped his hand off: "Are you looking for a fight baby?"

"...Don't, Duan Han, you're too annoying for me." Luo Xufei backed away, "He hasn't sent you a photo yet?"

Duan Han: "No."

Speaking of this, he gets angry.

At that time, it was indeed what he said about not getting involved, not going out, protecting each other's three-dimensional privacy, and only being two-dimensional couples.So when Duan Han found that his little curiosity about Yang Zai was getting more and more inflated, until he began to be curious about Yang Zai's real appearance, Duan Han didn't know what to say.

He can't just say, hey, I decided to break the contract, let me see your little face, okay?

Forget it, he was afraid that Yang Zi would strike out with a heavy blow and knock out half of his blood and his life.

The essence of human beings is really fragrant, and even one's life must be really fragrant.

"Really, I think your online dating is unreliable, and you don't know what the other person looks like." Luo Xufei babbled like Duan Han's mother, "My aunt still said, where are you now? There is a local dog who can cheat young people by typing on the Internet."

Duan Han: "..."

He also wants to raise any breed of native dog.

Luo Xufei: "And how can you be sure that the person opposite must be a man? If it's a woman, wouldn't you be heroic?"

Duan Han has a slight tendency to fear women, and he can usually talk from a distance, but if he really wants to have an intimate relationship, it is better to kill him directly.

It is precisely because of this that Luo Xufei is [-]% skeptical about Duan Han's "Three Ignorances" of online dating.

"Shut up." Duan Han's voice was cold.

Luo Xufei opened his mouth, knowing that he said something that people don't like to hear, rolled his eyes, and quickly changed the subject: "Okay. By the way, don't you play games at night, let me introduce you to someone, my cousin, Technology thief."

"Oh, okay."

Duan Han responded casually, holding his phone and lowering his head to hesitate for a long time, but he still didn't raise any doubts about the gender of the lamb.

Whether it is Two-dimensional or three-dimensional, the most important thing between lovers is trust.Duan Han dared to believe Yang Zi when he said he was a man.

Even if Yangzai is a country dog ​​who cheats people by typing, it must be a sound male dog.

Duan Hanhuai thought so confidently that he didn't know where to pick it up, and moved his fingers to send out a new message.

Ahan: [Yangyang, are you a dog? 】

The author has something to say: Pay attention to the contrast between Yangyang online and offline (?). Online sheep are softer, but my character is definitely not a soft baby.

The same is true for Duan Han, both of them have a certain degree of contrast (otherwise, how could they not recognize each other)

(I'm just looking for reasons for myself wanting to write about young boys acting like a baby with their partners)